/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What do you think are the biggest reasons people kill themselves /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Because life is not a gift; it is a curse.

[Anonymous No.]

you being a faggot who makes off-topic threads

[Anonymous No.]

Born ugly

[Anonymous No.]

depression

[Anonymous No.]

One time this troupe of strong men (they had this show where they would bend skillets and break blocks and stuff with their hands, etc.) visited my school as part of this anti-suicide program, and they said that most teenagers kill themselves because of relationship trouble. So maybe it's that. Or maybe that's just teenagers.

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>>9304494
Love you too anon. Make sure to stream it OK?

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>>9304485
This more or less.

[Anonymous No.]

being a weeaboo fuckwit

[Anonymous No.]

because they are tired of life.

[Anonymous No.]

Stupidity.
And I'm not saying that out of "Hurr durr depression don't exist".

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>>9304485

If you really think this, why don't you just kill yourself? Or are you just trying to sound 'profound' and you actually fucking love life like everyone else?

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>>9304531

Yeah, I agree. That rape victim who spends the day reliving their trauma is just an idiot for killing themselves. Same for the guy with constant, unending cluster headaches.

You're fucking stupid. Get out.

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>>9304532
they're just being an angsty cunt

[Anonymous No.]

Selfishness.

[Anonymous No.]

For attention.

[Anonymous No.]

Lack of social contacts. If you have friends they will help you out of a depression and listen to your problems. The most dangerous thing a person who suffers from severe depression or has suicidal thought can do is to become cut off from society. I think when that happens little problems become larger ones and then a person might commit suicide. Friendship is magic.

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>>9304540
Did you even read the second sentence, you twat?
Rape victims are not the most common suicides anyway.

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>>9304546
pretty much this

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>>9304546

Yep. People with debilitating psychological trauma or painful disorders should just be forced to keep living because it might make the people around them sad for a few weeks.

Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Depression. Unworthiness. Feeling pointless to live.
Hikikomori. Paranoia.

;_;

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>>9304561
What if it pushes someone else over the edge and they commit suicide?

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>>9304581
m-m-m-m-multikill.

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>>9304561
Then why don't you at least go help out in Africa for a few weeks before you top yourself, nerd?

It's like piracy. It's unethical because you're stealing a sale.

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>>9304554
Magic you say? Friends that make it through very tough times together stay together.

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>>9304532
Because like most people he probably fears the pain and uncertainty of what happens during suicide.I assure that if it was proven 100% that we had a fun personal heaven in the afterlife people would be looking for the most pain free and fast way to kill themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

I bet this is a trick question and the real answer is "terminal illness" or something like that.

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>>9304554

It all fell down, crumbled when those I considered "friends" turned back on me. Fine, I'll live alone for the rest of my life. I am in total depression and suicide is always an option, a way out to this nightmare.

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>>9304602
lol

[Anonymous No.]

Escape.
Their current life situation feels overwhelming. There is no support or hope. They cannot envision a future that is any better, when they'd be happier and better off.
It's just that, a desperate way out. With no other visible options, they take the one that carries less pain. If life will never get better in any way, then why keep bothering?

Suicide prevention is mostly shaking people off that feeling of being overwhelmed by the world and life and making them realize that even if things do seem like they cannot possibly get any better, there are many good things they are ignoring due to their suicidal mental state. It's rare to be in a situation when things can't get worse since there's always the chance of an event or situation changing things up in the future. It's just not possible to predict everything, and going with the worst possible prediction is a result of impaired judgement due to grief, depression or an intense emotional response.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9304485
so dark and edgy

[Anonymous No.]

Life, the world, reality... whatever you want to call it. There's just so much wrong tgat I don't know where to start.
If you can't see that then I really envy you.

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>>9304602
Pills work just as well. You're going to die anyway, why rush it?

[Anonymous No.]

Orin begs them to.

[Anonymous No.]

only subhumans think life is special.

[Anonymous No.]

Every night before falling asleep I used to think of suicide. I just don't have any desire to be alive. What's the point? To pursue some hedonist lifestyle and eventually die? I am hikikomori societal scum and I have zero social skills; I find enjoyment in very few things, the majority of which being means of escapism.
I don't believe I'm naive, I know there are many in this world with shitty lives who live in imporverty. If there is a god, I wish he would have let them take my place.

I've never told my doctor (or anyone else, for that matter this) Is this depression?

/jp/ - blog culture.

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>>9304554

Not all people have friends though, nor they have the courage to have one. Anxiety and paranoia are very troublesome. I totally feel the shut-ins, not just because I feel empathy, but been there and done that.

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>>9304546
It's not selfish to kill yourself. It's selfish to assume that you can "own" the life of someone else and force him to stay alive, no matter what he's going through.

Seriously knock off this shitty guilt tripping. You're not doing a good deed.

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>>9304625

Go to a doctor. You are depressed. It is an actual illness caused by chemical imbalance. It is treatable.

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>>9304628
It's the Something Awful generation of dealing with things. Seriously hate it.

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>>9304589
/)(\ Exactly!
>>9304602
For every one truly amazing friend you're going to meet dozens of people who are not dependable or who don't care much about you. You just have to keep putting yourself out there, keep talking to people, keep leaving the house, and really that's the hardest part. Just don't give up on yourself.

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>>9304594
This is actually why I'm trying to live as long as possible. Everyone seems willing to gamble on there being a heaven, yet so few people consider we may come up with something *better* in the real world.

2D, loli virtual reality, coming 2058. I can feel it in my bones.

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>>9304632
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depressive_realism

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>>9304632
Will meds make me feel better? Also, it feels really awkward telling stuff like that to my doctor. I usually lie and tell him everything is going great, etc. I have really bad anxiety.
And I meant


And *poverty, sorry for the typo.

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>>9304689

Just tell him. Doctors like making people better. That's why they're doctors.

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>>9304628
No, you. Your stupid modern idea of entitlement is one of the worst things about society at the moment. Your life was a collaborative process. You've been fed, educated, pampered, clothed and sheltered. Keeping you alive has cost tens of thousands of dollars. Throwing all that way isn't deserving of pity or support, you deserve to be scorned for being such a selfish dickwad. Japan gets this, and the Western world did until the past few decades.

You are why George Lucas got complete creative control over the prequels.

[Anonymous No.]

Suicide is not chosen; it happens when pain exceeds resources for coping with pain.

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>>9304695

Fuck off. Society doesn't own anyone. Nobody owes their life to any group of people.

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>>9304689
>Will meds make me feel better?

Possibly, but there's no magic fix. They won't "change" you or anything so scary or dramatic, but they might "neutralize" your depression, which some people find dull. They're definitely not a short-term (or lifelong) solution, either.

>Also, it feels really awkward telling stuff like that to my doctor. I usually lie and tell him everything is going great, etc. I have really bad anxiety.

Just tell him. If you think you're not worth it or it's embarrassing or whatever and need some justification: this man is paid to do this. He has been trained to do this. He has dealt with people in situations far more severe and far more mild than yours.

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Debt

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>>9304689
The pills will absolutely annihilate the anxiety.
With depression/anhedonia it's likely they'll at least make things a little better. You might have to go through a few different pills before you find one that works for you.

Also, if you end up going to a psychiatrist, ignore everything they say. They'll only make you worse. Get pills and get out.

[Anonymous No.]

They aren't happy. It's that simple.

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>>9304697
>>9304722

Thanks, I guess I'll tell him my next appointment. Hooefully my anxiety doesn't get the best of me. I just turned 18 and will soon be living on my own, I don't want suicide to eventually be reality (I'm too much of a pussy to do it anyways, but still)

>>9304686
This actually sounds similar to what I'm feeling. But I'll save the description. I don't want to sound like I'm portraying some misunderstood esoteric faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

life a shit

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>>9304705
Then get the fuck out of my society, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure that a lot of people would like to visit Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9304760
he did

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>>9304612

I think it caused me to have my guard all the time and refrain from trusting people like I've used to. Hell I have disregarded all the little social interactions I had on the internet. Posting here is the last thing I have.

>>9304617
For now I'm trying to enjoy and distract myself from wallowing. I've settled for living a pointless life like this and if something ever comes up and I've literally nowhere to run to or I just turned totally crazy, I would not hesistate to commit suicide.

>>9304650

Doesn't help that I'm a shut-in and became a paranoid.

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>>9304739

Cool. I was forced to see a physciatrist when I was younger (I would sleep all day and my mother thought I was depressed)
I would literally lie to him so he would think I was "normal". I feared if I told him the way I really felt he'd send me off with some pills and lock me up in the sponge room or something. I was naive.

That's great though, because I have crippling anxiety and get attacks when I'm around large crowds.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have anything to blog about, but everyone just reply to me with encouraging words so I feel good.

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>>9304695
> You've been fed, educated, pampered, clothed and sheltered. Keeping you alive has cost tens of thousands of dollars.
It is not my fault that they decided to throw their money away for no gain.
If I was given 20 thousand dollars, and then I turned around and burned it in a fire, I am not being selfish. Rather, they have been foolish.

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>>9304771
My parents were always sending me to therapists ever since I was, like, 4
learned to lie and hate them long before I graduated from elementary school

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>>9304786
A patient cured is a customer lost.

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>>9304783
you'd burn 20 thousand?

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>>9304474

their guns accidentally going off

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>>9304783
it would make you a retard, more so than the people who gave it to you.

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boredom

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>>9304611

Yeah, sometimes the pain is too much to bear to the point of taking out your life to be "free" of it.

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>>9304809

Shouldn't have given it to someone who didn't see value in it.

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>>9304783
Oh those silly parents of yours, expecting you to NOT want to kill yourself in your late teens or early twenties.

What fools! You'll show them for not buying you that Linkin Park CD!

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>>9304695
THIS

liked and upvoted.... get a job peeps!!

[Anonymous No.]

i tried to kill myself once but i failed.lol
no biggie i'm used to failure.

[Anonymous No.]

To feel alive when life itself no longer copes with you.

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>>9304817
Is there an argument in there somewhere?

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>>9304695

What if all those was taken from you that you no longer feel being a human? It's all easy for you to say that when you've never set in someone's foot.

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>>9304817
They rolled the dice and got what they got. If they view it as an unexpected turn of events, then they are ignorant.

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Most of the time the anti suicide people will laugh at your problems and tell you about how good you have it compared to 3rd world countries or try to preach to you but in the end if you can't have fun with life anymore I see no point in living.If you just get up because you were forced to be born I don't understand how it is selfish to want to free yourself faster than average (because we all gotta go one way or another) but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.]

As a population rises, the individuals in it become more stressed. The planet has a population of 7 billion people now.

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>>9304695
I fully agree with you. All those selfish ghosts crossing Sanzu River to reincarnate and then just kill themselves waste a lot of money.

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>>9304892
http://psychcentral.com/lib/2010/best-things-to-say-to-someone-whos-depressed/
and
http://psychcentral.com/lib/2010/worst-things-to-say-to-someone-whos-depressed/

I just want a hug...

[Anonymous No.]

because humans don't procreate.

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>>9304928
>No one ever said life was fair

FUCK this phrase. Its number one use is to justify doing something INCREDIBLY asinine.

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>>9304892
I used to be like them before it happened to me.
Now I'm trapped in it, and seeing other people act like that makes me feel both disgusted, angry and disappointed.
Serves me right.

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>>9304892
>I don't understand how it is selfish to want to free yourself faster than average
You know how expensive a funeral is? No? Then that's why you don't understand how it's selfish. Being an entitled tit your entire life and then ending up a complete failure is one thing, but making your parents pay for your funeral after they invested time, love and money into bringing you up is just the last straw. You're supposed to pay for their funeral.

Granted, they were awful parents if they let you turn into a shitstain who views suicide as noble freedom.
Even so, nobody should have to bury their children.

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>>9304896
It'd be fine if we did shit right. We have enough land and resources. The trouble is, things aren't progressing as they should be. For example, technology should be making the average Joe's life easier. But now the guy gets home, he checks his email. His boss has sent him some work via iPad. He fires up a word processor and finishes a project report. The next day, his company decides to move him to their new building twenty miles away. But it's okay, because he has a car. And this shit just goes on and on until Mr Average Joe is overworked, underslept, and miserable.
The modern world should be making life more convenient. But it's also making WORK more convenient. And why wouldn't businesses take advantage of this? You can have more work done for less. Invest a few thousand dollars in some shiny gadgets, you get more out of your employees. Do things in their time with their resources, because you can. All this shit is making life worse when it should be making it better. Rather than the utopian luxuries and improvements from the sci-fi stories of old, modern technology is becoming more invasive and stressing us out.

Meanwhile, in nigger Africa, kids are starving as usual. We could give them some of our abundant food/water/farming technology, but fuck that noise. Someone just released an app to track employees outside of work. Let's invest in that instead.

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>>9304976

How about I disappear somewhere and never be found so they won't have to pay anything.

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>>9304928
You listed "I love you" twice.

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>>9304971
Pisses me off too.
Saying "Well, life's just like that" doesn't make me want to live, and it doesn't make me less depressed. Even my fucking psychiatrist said that to me. That was the moment I decided to completely ignore any of the stupid, useless shit they were saying.

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>>9304992
You will be found.

Dead or alive, but you will be found.

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>>9304928
> alt.support.depression

Bitch, please. alt.depressed.as.fuck was where it's at:
http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=PjXwYhBV

Shame only the spambots are left. Though I think even a few of those topped themselves.

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>>9304992
A proper investigation into your disappearance is more expensive than a funeral.

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>>9304979
The fuck kind of slave driver country you live in?

I spend all day and night playing video games and watching anime when I am home from work.

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>>9304976
This is the type of person I was talking about I am a "shitstain" for wishing people to be free of pain but if they live a miserable life at least they didn't make their parents (who may or may not be in contact with them) pay for a ditch and a wood box to throw them in.

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>>9304976
> making your parents pay for your funeral
I'm not forcing anyone to pay for any funeral.
> You're supposed to pay for their funeral.
Then it is they who are selfish.

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>>9305030
``If she didn't want to be raped, she shouldn't have worn such slutty clothes.''

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>>9305029
Not at all, you're a shitstain for being an autistic retard.

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>>9305045
Precisely.

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>>9304928

Come over here, I'll give you a hug.
<3

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.brookings.edu/research/opinions/2008/06/13-perception-easterbrook

We were happier when life was simpler.

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>>9305025
Why are you so obsessed with money? Money doesn't mean shit.

No regular parent will give a fuck about money wasted by raising a child or money wasted for a funeral if their child suddenly suicides.

Seriously, go play the emotional damage card but money? Or are you just shitposting for the sake of cheap laughs?

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>>9305009
No you won't find me if my corpse is underground.

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>>9305048
Please don't respond to me again until you stop being such an simple person you can't even form a a sentence without personal attacks involved.(And most people who use autistic on /jp/ are spammers)

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>>9305079
That never stopped corpses from being found. The only way to actually stop a corpse from being found is to destroy it completely.

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>>9305078
That was my first post ITT, leave me alone.

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>>9305089
Is this some anti-/b/tard way of saying "die in a fire"?

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>>9305086
Oops so many typos I actually do seem autistic here hehe.

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>>9305093
Sorry. Just treat that post as response to the guy(s) bringing up money as reason against suicide then.

[Anonymous No.]

>No regular parent will give a fuck about money wasted by raising a child or money wasted for a funeral if their child suddenly suicides.
Money is just the cherry on top.

[Anonymous No.]

ICH LIEBE GENSOKYO

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>>9304621
Dammit I'm late. Instead of crawlin' have this:

I will never know myself until I do this on my own
And I will never feel anything else, until my wounds are healed
I will never be anything till I break away from me
I will break away, I'll find myself today
...
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m somewhere I belong
I wanna heal, I wanna feel like I’m somewhere I belong
Somewhere I belong
EDGY AS FUCK.

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>>9305045
The rape victim does not create the rapist.

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>>9305109
Nobody has done that so far. Money was brought up as a reason for suicide being selfish.

[Anonymous No.]

It is not the child's responsibility to care for the parents.

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>>9305145
No, but unless you're a complete and utter asshole, you should feel some obligation to.

Of course if your parents were complete and utter assholes that's a different matter.

[Anonymous No.]

Feeling terrible enough that living is no longer worth it.

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>>9305145
responding to a shitty troll...

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>>9305159
Why should you feel obligated?I like my parents as people but they were never special to me they were just like people I lived with.People tend to view their parents and family with rose colored glasses but this was not the case for me they are just like everyone else to me.

(Inb4 EDGY comments)

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>>9305086
I can form a sentence without personal attack.In fact I just demonstrated this ability, if my previous post before the last wasn't adequate,. What, despite having like 5 sentences completely free of ad-hominem.
That doesn't mean I will use this ability if what you're saying is undeserving of me going that extra mile.

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>>9305196
No I can understand situations like that. Hell sometimes I feel that way about my own parents.

But, if they've shown you love and care, you'd have to be a complete asshole to not return the "favor".

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>>9305238
The parents have already done a great disservice to their child by giving it life.

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>>9305196
I don't like my parents or the remaining parent to be exact all that much. Doesn't mean I'd tell him to go suck a dick if he needs to be cared for.

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>>9305254
I'm sure you feel that way. You'll be leaving this world soon, no?

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>>9305254

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>>9305196
You're programmed by the nature to care for people who share genes with you.

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>>9305222
I was just stating my honest opinion on the subject and I feel as though those words were unnecessary to get your point across in a civilized discussion.

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>>9305238
>But, if they've shown you love and care, you'd have to be a complete asshole to not return the "favor".
People that kill themselves usually have short-sighted view of the world. It is hardly fair to call them "assholes", just because they are making odd decisions.

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>>9305274
Not saying that about suicides. Just to the post I was replying to.

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>>9304928
>http://psychcentral.com/lib/2010/worst-things-to-say-to-someone-whos-depressed/

I've found it's mostly people with depression in denial who say many of these. I think they feel bad themselves so they get ticked off whenever someone else complains. "How dare that person whine like that when I don't and my life is shit!"

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>>9305268

>You're programmed by the nature to care for people who share genes with you

Teenaged wiki professor detected

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>>9305268
I find stuff like this to be absolutely silly but people live to pull it out like its fact.About 6 of my family members have died and I honestly didn't care (Again not being edgy just stating my life) around HS age me and my older brother completely stopped talking to each other even though our rooms were right by each other.I don't feel anything for most people who share my "blood" except for my little brother.

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>>9305268

I don't get it. All humans share genes.

[Anonymous No.]

My suicide contemplation always boils down to the ratio of pain and adversity vs. general pleasure in life.

Succeeding despite adversity has its perks, but suicide sidesteps all of that at the opportunity cost of minimal pleasure in relation to said adversities. Logically, it seems like a good trade especially considering I have no passion or any sort of vague goal to devote my life to.

My issue then becomes evolution and being unable to pull the trigger as my biological determination to keep on living is much stronger than I am considering that I'm pretty much devoid of willpower.

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>>9305268
People fucking over or even murdering their parents is completely unheard of.

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>>9304928
>“You can do anything you want if you just set your mind to it.”
>“You can make the choice for depression and its effects, or against depression, it’s all in YOUR hands.”
>“Get off your rear and do something.” -or- “Just do it!”

vs

> “God does not play dice with the universe.”
>“A miracle is simply a do-it-yourself project.”

Don't they mean pretty much the same thing?

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>>9305268

Hahaha. Where do you people come up with this shit?

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>>9305289

Giving him too much credit, some Wikipedia articles have citations.

That kid is just pulling rubbish out of his ass.

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>>9305283
>"There are a lot of people worse off than you?"
i never got that one. how can you not notice it's a wrong thing to say? what is it supposed to do? i always thought people say it out of malice to make you more depressed, but i'm just confused now.

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>>9305271
So was I, and it's clear I did not feel the same way.

[Anonymous No.]

20 year-old friendless kissless virgin here
shit sucks

[Anonymous No.]

I'll never understand people that commit suicide.
Although, I'm just a rich NEET and the most stressful thing I have to suffer through is choosing which of my 5 bathrooms I should use whenever I need to take a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305303
I feel the same way you do, for the most part. I used to be able to cope with everything boring or difficult in life (and better than most people around me, I should add) because I'd generally be rewarded with some kind of pleasure or happiness afterwards.
However, now, for some reason, I can't feel that reward anymore. I can't enjoy things anymore. My brain must have malfunctioned somewhere down the line, or something. Now I don't see why I should continue living, when everything is negative when death (at its worst) is likely complete neutrality, which is above it.

[Chenanon !//Ud6SgW3o No.]

>>9305324
Some people might possibly think "well I say this, they'll realise their life isn't so bad and cheer up". Of course that's just a really naive way of thinking and saying that is just beyond silly.

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>>9305324
actually, most of these sound like they can only be used deliberately to make someone more depressed. but this particular one always confuses me, since some people seem to think it helps or something.

[Chenanon !//Ud6SgW3o No.]

>>9305342
Well if I say this*

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>>9305347
The idea is to tell you that there are people who have a much harder life struggling to survive while you're ready to throw away your simple life. Suicidal people are mentally ill so telling them something like this is utterly useless, they'll never understand WHY these people are struggling to survive.

[Anonymous No.]

how should i kill myself /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305398

[Anonymous No.]

suicidal neets are so moe. where can i buy one?

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>>9304768
Wow I went for a run and this is still going. I can completely relate. The longer you stay in, the harder it is to relate to people. First start by making friends online. In a week go out to a restaurant, cafe, 7/11 whatever and become a regular. Talk about the weather, ask the waitress what she recommends, and other shit like that. Then attend a meetup or convention and introduce yourself to at least 10 people. You have to build yourself up slowly

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>>9305373
What that really sounds like is:

"Your problems don't matter get over it"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305405
Yeah, for anyone that doesn't already know, this causes internal bleeding and paralyzes you. You'll die in about 10-12 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305436
So it's painful slow suicide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305444
Yes.

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>>9305373
Fuck, it's not even that they simply won't understand why other people are struggling to live, that wouldn't be half bad - it's just going to make the feel selfish and worthless for not being able to appreciate something other people aren't privileged to have.

It's not just unhelpful, it's straight up harmful.

I fucking cringed when GTO used this.

[Anonymous No.]

YOLO, /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305472
Are you insinuating people suffer inferiority complexes upon seeing his impressively carved muscles in such a severe manner they immediately start considering suicide?

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>>9305413

>First start by making friends online

oh hay people who share your interests are insufferable meme spouting teenagers and people who share your non-weeaboo/vidya interests won't be alarmed by your lifestyle

and getting mixed up in online drama and sadistic nerds who get off on other peoples misery is a great idea


>In a week go out to a restaurant, cafe, 7/11 whatever and become a regular.

And be known as the awkward "that guy" who's always alone

>Talk about the weather, ask the waitress what she recommends, and other shit like that.

"Oh yeah the weather is nice! Hey, you like [band x] too? That's cool, my boyfriend is a musician too."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305503
No, most people need to cheer up and stop being depressive.

[Anonymous No.]

some of you are trolling. Some of you sound depressed as shit. I'll be your friend, hit me up at my throw away on AIM ninjalover82

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305513
What a wonderful sentiment.

[Anonymous No.]

>Some of you are trolling. Some of you sound depressed as shit.
So observant!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305523

I know. It's a gift. I try use this extreme power of observation for good.

[Anonymous No.]

When I'm depressed, I stop being depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305472
this depresses me. why do the great always die so young?

[Anonymous No.]

People grow from suffering.

If you're too weak to make it over the hurdles in life, and come out on top, then suicide is a viable option. There are limited resources, we don't need pathetic shells of men leeching from the strong and capable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305576
You know if you are gonna stay on /jp/ at least don't use /a/ shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305588

Get a load of this nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305519
>>9305535

stay in your cage

>>>/mlp/

[Anonymous No.]

What if suicide only leads to your rebirth in another body? Sure would love to see the expression on the face that realizes he just bought himself another 100 years of life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305588
Emperor Charles vi Britannia of the imperial royal family is not /a/ shit, homolord.

You watch your fucking mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305421

Yeah, pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305610
Because if that were true we would have millions of people coming forward talking about their past lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305611

Go a problem with bronies, fag master?

[Anonymous No.]

suicide is inevitable. you can't neet forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305610
isn't it a good thing? you might end up in better conditions and actually live a happy life this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305635
Not as long as they stay on /mlp/ where they belong

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305642
Touhou and mlp are the same thing. He doesn't have to go anywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305610
Most of my dissatisfaction with life is that I don't like my body (gender or race) so if I was reborn as a cute Korean or Japanese girl I would be entirely okay with that.I am a closet weeaboo (the original meaning) tranny but if I share these feelings with someone (Not you guys but people I have to put up with face to face) ill be mocked and shame suicide but mostly I guess I'm just vain (and I wish I could stop being that way).

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305658
Are you trap worthy? sounds depressing but you have to find some one to talk to. I'm sure there's a organization near you for gender-queer individuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9304611
This.

Video games/anime/eroge are the only things keeping me from offing myself. That and booze.

This current time period is too shitty to live in. No single person can leave a historical mark, you have to go through the corrupt, jewified, system first. You can not lead a successful life when you HAVE to play by someone else's rules on pain of death. Best to suicide and rob them of yet another taxpayer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305611
Thanks friend. I was not even aware of that board. I haven't been on here for a while. I try to keep my pony pictures relevant or I won't use them

>>9305635
/)(\

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305703
>No single person can leave a historical mark, you have to go through the corrupt, jewified, system first. You can not lead a successful life when you HAVE to play by someone else's rules on pain of death.
History has always been like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305697
I guess I am "trap worthy" (I was always told by people that they thought I was a girl) but I would rather not be a tranny because of what people will think about me when they find out.(I know I shouldn't care but people's reactions are the only thing I can think about when I consider HRT not to mention that trans people aren't very nice)

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>>9305703

>This current time period is too shitty to live in.

Funny considering there are enough surplus and welfare for a lot of people here to wile away their brief existence on the diversions and luxury you listed

>No single person can leave a historical mark

Nah, you chose to be a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305722
Except it hasn't

Peasants have made themselves emperors before.

This simply isn't possible anymore in today's world, if you don't have family connections/clout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305770
Well at least you aren't uber masculine. Maybe get a sex change. If you're a passable trap you could be worshiped on /b and then maybe you wouldn't want to kill yourself. Maybe see a shrink. Does your employer have an EAP?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305795
Kike or shabbos goy detected, post discarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305770

Hey, you have it better than me. I'm a big fat hairy dude, try transitioning as that, into a cute girl. I feel you though, I was so afraid to come out as trans, but the instant I did it I felt so much better about myself. Tell it at first to someone you know you can trust, someone that won't judge you for it, and they can help you through transitioning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305798
Peasants become emperors either by rising through the ranks of either army or court, which are as corrupt as any modern system.

His Imperial Majesty Barack Obama was pretty close to nobody when he was getting started.

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>>9305635

Yeah I do. What are you gonna do about it,
gaylord?

[Anonymous No.]

> "All to bring me to full realization of why it had done this to the five
of us; why it had saved us for himself. We had given AM sentience.
Inadvertently, of course, but sentience nonetheless."

His reaction to being given life seems pretty reasonable to me.

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>>9305658
ah, i can relate. i often feel like i could deal with all the other shit if it wasn't for my body holding me back. though it's a bullshit feel in my case.

btw. think about it, you don't necessarily keep your gender identity when reincarnating. you might as well end up as trans even if you get a female body. or a barnacle.
not to mention it's not the same you even if if it gets your soul. it's just a different person with your soul, IMO. unless reincarnation transfers your memories and at least basic character traits, but see >>9305631

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305436
How do you know? Isn't this the same shit as the exit bag? I thought the exit bag was a well known painless method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305436
Nice sources cited, faggot.

This and a cyanide pill are well-proven painless, quick, methods of suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

they don't like the way their life turned out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9305911
>>9305867
Stop it, I was just trying to keep another /jp/sie alive!

[Anonymous No.]

I have gender dysphoria. I was very, very close to committing suicide, but was put in a mental hospital.

I'm starting to get rather depressed again though, but I'm going through the standards of care to get hormones, I'll ask them for antidepressants again.

The only thing that keeps me going is knowing eventually I'll able to get facial feminization surgery to truly become the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306024

>i was only kidding gaiz xD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306036
Whom, might I ask, are you quoting?

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>>9306034
Hmh, you are going trough much trouble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306034
I shall treat you like a proper lady, which I hope will be able to cheer you up

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306024
What do you think would happen on/to /jp/ if some /jp/er livestreamed their suicide and associated themselves with the board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306034
Make sure you're already trapish before doing HRT. You do not want to be like spaz or Fukune.

[Anonymous No.]

Because third world problems lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306081
would be epic as fuggg man

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306053
say dat to my fac fugger

>>9306068
Fuck, that's the thing. You see those obvious transsexuals that look like men? They're happy that they're transsexual, that's their identity, I don't want to be a transsexual, and for someone to treat me like a lady now would be awkward/way against the point.

My entire life right now is choosing every detail to maximize my likelyhood of getting enough dosh for facial feminization surgery versus as little time as possible.

This is the shitty tutorial mission where you can't skip and every speech bubble takes a minute to fill. I want my actual life to begin but I have to wait years.

>>9306090
Purpose of facial feminization surgery


I've always wanted to cosplay as Marisa, I've been so obsessed with it, that I may as well treat the event as my ascension passed the tutorial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306099
first world i mean lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306081

What would the mainstream media make of /jp/, I wonder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306108
So you want to be a woman/lady like as possible, but you want to skipp all the steps like fast forwarding through a movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306140
Shut in loser pedophiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306149

That's true though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306143
I'll already have hormones soon. I might be able to pass as a women because of them too; but would I be the same as if I were born a cisgender women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306163

A lot of those traps that pass for women, they don't even do it with hormones, just lavender and effort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306163
I think so. Have you always felt like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306192
I hate mirrors. my nose is shit, my chin is shit, I have brow ridge, these are all things that facial feminization surgery fixes. You have to understand how genetically lucky these people are to be able to pass without hormones, a lot of them probably have below 'normal' testosterone levels to be able to do this.

>>9306202
I used to be (more high functioning now) extremely autismal so I don't think I caught it, but I didn't like guy things, when I was 12 I had started to realize it but I thought it was too weird and stopped myself from thinking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306248
do you like guy things now? *whips out dick*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9306248
Have you yold anybody else about how you feel also I guess I should tell you my problem too

[Anonymous No.]

after reading about half the responses, I have a few things to say to anyone who is bothered by their depression enough to seriously think about suicide

and that is, wait until you're out your teens, atleast until you are past the age of 21, before you diagnose yourself with any permanent malady. After that, if you really think you have some incurable mental illness, spend atleast a few months trying to do everything you can to be in a healthy routine.

Easier said than done, but seriously try to lay off drugs and alcohol and try to get your 8 hours of sleep and 3 meals a day for an extended period of time before you can really tell what your base emotional state is. if you still feel bad, think about your environment: overprotective, neurotic mother who makes you feel like a beta and a failure? uncaring, asshole father whos treat you like shit? horrible friends who make you feel dumb or worthless? school major or classes that arn't suited to your strengths or personality? no family, no friends, no education, impoverished, minority in society? Many little things can make us feel worse and worse everyday before we ever realize it. You have to accept life as it comes and understand what you can change and what isn't worth getting angry or sad about. That comes with experience and the willingness to learn about yourself and others.

Think about all of this stuff seriously before you make the conclusion that you're biologically incapable of constant feelings of happiness. Life isn't meant to be constantly happy anyway, mind you. But people who are really depressed literally cannot feel happiness and literally feel sad all the time, know what that means.

Anti-depressants and psychiatrists are not something to play around with...sometimes they can make what you thought was a serious problem into more and more real problems..

[Anonymous No.]

this thread.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

>>9305121
awesome bro :)

[Anonymous No.]

>that feel when you're too beta to kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Economic reasons.

Everything else is just bullshit made up by kids who still got money to live.

[Anonymous No.]

They ran out of autismbucks or are freaks who still depend on approval.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9304602
le drama queen face

[Anonymous No.]

>>9307962
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[Anonymous No.]

Subhuman crossboarding teenagers get out
>>>/a/
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[Anonymous No.]

Life on other side of portal is a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE HELL JANITOR IS DOING? WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT THREAD STILL HERE? DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB YOU LAZY FUCK!

[Anonymous No.]

Not accepting or not being accepted in the society.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9307997
>WHAT THE HELL JANITOR IS DOING?

he's busy gargling the semen of a thousand gay men

[Anonymous No.]

>>9308313
good job bumping the thread, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9308313
Why janitor kills everything i like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9308315
deal with it, sperglord

[Anonymous No.]

>>9308317
Are you really missing any thread?

He barely deleted shit.