/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>be in cinema when I was visiting America
>Order my ticket
>everyone starts clapping
>I'm like yeah haha good one guys
>I buy a fizzy drink everyone starts clapping again
>lolwut okay
>I sit down guy beside me whispers *clap* *clap*
>little bit freaked out
>Adverts for the film start, whole audience in a sort of colosseum chant and clap
>film actually starts clapping gets louder and murricans chanting "caesar!

caesar! caesar!"
>I cannot hear the fucking film!
>walk out
>people applauding me for making the right decision
>I'm like fucking stop it!
>start patting my back and applauding using their palm and my shoulder blades for

standing my ground
>I run out, hide in a bush
>"Hey what are you doing in there?"
>"N-not much..."
>"that's a great hiding spot buddy!"
>Everyone on the street starts clapping because my hiding spot was good
>I can't fucking take this
>I run down street, everyone chasing me like frankenstein clapping and clapping
>I then can't take it anymore and jump off a bridge
>Everyone starts clapping...