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9280386 No.9280386 [Reply] [Original]

Your least favorite touhou wakes up next to you in bed while you continue to sleep. What is her reaction?

>> No.9280394

Her first order of business is to, like OP, a shit.

>> No.9280398

How did she get there in the first place? No matter how drunk or high I get I'm sure I wouldn't let something like this happen.

>> No.9280401

She starts sucking my cock.

Guess wch 2hu it is

>> No.9280408

>>9280401
you said ass twice

>> No.9280405

Why don't you ask her, nerd.

>> No.9280406
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9280406

>Not loving every Touhou equally.

>> No.9280407

>>9280401
Sanae?

>> No.9280415

She puts on her shitty outfit, does up her shitty hair with her shitty accessory, then quietly leaves my house without disturbing me as she is quite used to being hated.

>> No.9280416

>>9280407
>>9280408
Bingo!

>> No.9280459

>>9280415
Is that Sanae.

>> No.9280469

>opss pic
could this be the birth of an epic, new meme

>> No.9280483

>>9280469
Could this be the birth of an unfunny neo-/jp/ MEEMZ fad created by a dumbfuck with a script and no sense of humor.

>> No.9280494

>>9280415
>>9280459

Sanae is mai waifu.

Fuck you.

>> No.9280504

>Your most favorite touhou

(I don't have a least favorite)

She'd most likely instruct her maid to stop time so she can put a gimp outfit on me and chain me without waking me up.

A little surprise.

>> No.9280512

I wake up and she has my cock in her mouth.

Just kidding. Poor girl gets too much hate. She'd blush and yelp and cover herself like most 2hus would, and I'd wake up from all the movement and noise and likely do the same, so it would just be awkward, hopefully not violent.

Luckily my least favorite isn't a bad girl.

>> No.9280514

>>9280494
Imao...

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>> No.9280559

Shock and horror, like any other touhou.

>> No.9281092

>>9280459
Yamame.

>> No.9281108 [DELETED] 

>>9281092

You wake up with a terrible rash, and a cough that won't go away. How terrible.

>> No.9281124

>>9281092

You wake up with a terrible rash, and a cough that won't go away. How awful.

>> No.9281150
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9281150

Fuck off Kaguya, get the fuck out you dirty piece of feces.

No, I dont give a shit you were on the moon, now get the fuck out.

>> No.9281151

>>9281108

I already said it wasn't Sanae.

IIIIIICE BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

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