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How do you hide your onaholes from your parents /jp/?

>> No.9275236

I'm a girl, btw

>> No.9275239

I don't live at home, but when I did I had them in a bag with a lock on.

>> No.9275240

Inside my butt

>> No.9275245

>>9275239

What kind of bag anon? I wan thinking that would be a good idea, but an overly large bag might look suspicious

>> No.9275247

I've still not had the balls to even order an onahole. Strange because I've ordered several pairs of panties and even stolen a pair of my mother's friend's panties.

>> No.9275254

>>9275245
A big one that I used when traveling, always had it in my room so it wasn't suspicious.

Don't you have any boxes under your bed for storage or something? Just put it in a box used for a GPU or similar.

>> No.9275261

>>9275247

Well, panties are easier to hide than an onahole and the shame and embarrassment of either being discovered is about the same

>> No.9275266

Why hide stuff? Do your parents search through your room when you're not there?
Just keep them in a drawer or something.

>> No.9275276

>>9275261
True, I think when I do finally order an onahole, I'll buy one of those Japanese gym outfits along with it, I think that's what they are.

>> No.9275280

By not having one. And if I did, why would I need to? I have my own house.

Incidentally, what's wrong with using your hands?

>> No.9275293

I just put it in my closet. My parents respect my privacy and don't snoop through my shit anyway.

>> No.9275294

My mum found my onahole when I left it out to dry, she pat dried it with a towel then left it on my dresser.

Do you even lift?

>> No.9275299

>>9275266

Not exactly "search", but they do stumble on shit every now and then. Last year my mom found my stash of weed, which I was able to laugh off. There wouldn't be anything funny about her finding a rubber vagina though.

>>9275280

>Incidentally, what's wrong with using your hands?

Because a fake vagina feels much better

>> No.9275316
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9275316

not exactly onaholes, but hopefully this picture leads you in the right direction

>> No.9275330

>>9275316
i;m the cane

>> No.9275336

>>9275316
Why are all your things so dirty?

How do you stick your penis in something that has guck and sand all over it?

>> No.9275340

One day when I still lived with my parents I couldn't find my fleshlight, and found a note on my dresser from my mom stating that she needed to talk to me after she got home from work. When I went to see her she was holding the fleshlight and had an angry look on her face. She started giving me a lecture but then after a couple of minutes she had a different look in her eye and asked me to pull down my pants. She proceeded to lube up my cock and put it in the fleshlight and gave me a handjob with my toy she was just bitching about. I never came so hard in my life.

Well, this never actually happened but I think I'm going to go fap to this fantasy now.

>> No.9275354

>>9275340

This is exactly like my chinese porn comics!

>> No.9275366
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>>9275316
So much dust and dirt..
>>9275336
Going by the filename that is not his. I hope.

>> No.9275373

In a locked drawer in my room along with my dildo and lube

>> No.9275386

>>9275316
>cane
hey it's Jerry.
I thought he died.

>> No.9275395
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9275395

Nobody comes into my room so I don't hide them. I don't hide anything. I keep onaholes in the closet with some other things I don't use every single day.

>> No.9275434
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>>9275395
>That Saten-san printout next to your lewd stuff
Oh my.

>> No.9275431

>>9275395
Sweet chupa chups, aniki.

>> No.9275433

I keep them tucked under my sofa.

>> No.9275450

god i want an anal onahole when i move out of my parents one day.


i mi8ght even take it a step further and stuff shit in it for authentic ass fucking

>> No.9275452

It's in the closet since I don't use it that often.

>> No.9275460

>>9275434
He probably jizzes on it or something.

>> No.9275465
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9275465

I want one but I don't know where to get any in Europe

>> No.9275471

>>9275465
internets. same as everywhere in the world that isn't Japan.

>> No.9275466

>>9275450
Now that's SHIT posting!

>> No.9275472
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9275472

>>9275465
Just find someone that looks like Tsukasa and fucker ass out

>> No.9275473

>>9275465
You can buy them online and they come in discreet packaging.

On that note, what would the best onahole be? What one feels the greatest?

>> No.9275475

>>9275225
The same way I hide my girlfriends...

...by not having any :(

>> No.9275483

>>9275460
Pretty much. Then it goes in the trash with the others.

>> No.9275489
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>>9275475
that feel when no gf

>> No.9275493
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>>9275471
>>9275473
B-but where?

>> No.9275494

>>9275395
I someone is a fan~

Do you listen to them while you fap like I do sometimes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Ctw6mRXvQ

>> No.9275497

>>9275493
j-list I guess

>> No.9275498

>>9275483
Such a twisted form of love.

>> No.9275504

>>9275498
It's not a form of love.

>> No.9275520

>>9275493
en-nls

>> No.9275524

>>9275473

Probably the Meiki ZYX

>> No.9275525

I was planning on ordering it like two years ago, had the money and everything but I realized that they will find out since there are 7 people who live here and my mom usually comes to my room all the time to clean it and shit.

>> No.9275528

>>9275493
http://en-nls.com/
This website has come up on /jp/ several times. I ordered from them recently and it worked out well. SAL is pretty cheap from there too. It came listed as figures on the costumes label.

>> No.9275537

>>9275520
>>9275528
Nothing that is EU based? I don't really want to deal with customs.

>> No.9275544

>>9275494
Not to them, no. 茶太 does make some nice songs to listen to while doing it, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT9FptOh3nY

>> No.9275545

How in the hell would your parents even know what it is? My room is so cluttered with shit it would just fit in with everything else.

>> No.9275546

>>9275537
Well I know tenga have a UK store

Other than that i don't know any sites apart from NLS really

>> No.9275549

>>9275537
omochadreams I think which is toydemon's sister site

>> No.9275552

>>9275395

Anyone have the original Saten pic in this?

>> No.9275555

>>9275549
I'll check that out, thank you.

>> No.9275563
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>>9275552
I know i have that exact same picture somewhere but searching through all 3k+ Saten-san pictures is hard, so take this for now!

>> No.9275564

>>9275316
me on the top

>> No.9275584
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>>9275225
Buy a box of these and put the onahole inside.

>> No.9275590

Is lube necessary? Can't I just use shampoo or something?

>> No.9275595

>>9275590
>shampoo

lol

>> No.9275596
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9275596

Same place I hide everything else, in my old computer.

Related note, the tenga spiral is the most quiet onahole I have used and feels the best.

>> No.9275598

>>9275590
saliva

>> No.9275601

>>9275590
Bengay is a good substitute. I use it myself sometimes when I cant be asked to get more lube.

>> No.9275604

>>9275601
EPIC WIN /B/RO

>> No.9275605

>>9275563

Thanks

>> No.9275606

>>9275601
lel epic troll breh

>> No.9275609

>>9275604
>>9275606
That's not funny, my mom died that way.

>> No.9275611

>>9275590
Yes buy lube with it. Shampoo burns and saliva gets sticky pretty quickly.

>> No.9275612

>>9275604
>>9275606
I'm not trolling though...

>> No.9275615

>>9275590
Believe me it is. And don't try shampoo or stuff like that. Even if it was good the smell will turn you off, do you like to fuck something that smell like flowers?
>>9275598
Saliva is mid tier, you'll need a lot of it and it even like that won't work like actual lube.

>> No.9275618
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9275618

Ordered one of these, it should be here sometime this week

>> No.9275625

If you're worried about getting caught, buy an hour with a whore instead. If you fuck them at their home you can't be caught.

>> No.9275626

>>9275615

>you'll need a lot of it and it even like that won't work like actual lube.
>not turning your onahole inside out and deep throating it before using it

>> No.9275629

>>9275618
>You drinking some beer finally, son?
>Let your old man try some of that, eh?
>Hmm tastes a bit thick and warm to me...
>Might want to pop that in the freezer for a few

>> No.9275634

>135mm

Geez, who the hell is supposed to fit in there?

>> No.9275648

>>9275615
I've used saliva for over a year, so not really. You can just mix it with ur snot and it'll get a nice lube like consistency to it.

>> No.9275655

>>9275634
>rofle everyon look im posting how bigh my benis is :-DDDDDDDDDDd

>> No.9275658

>>9275655
Buttstatus: Obliterated

>> No.9275659

what was the name of that website that sold the cheap chinese knock offs of tenga products and similar?

>> No.9275669

>>9275563
You know he is just going to print it out to jizz on it right?

>> No.9275670

>>9275659
www.chineseputtrackingdevicesinourproductssowecantrakyou.gov

>> No.9275672

>>9275659
You going for dickcancer?

>> No.9275677

>>9275659

I think they're called tenca or something ... though I wouldn't stick my dick in chinese products made of questionable materials

>> No.9275678

>>9275672

Yes.

Now link the website.

>> No.9275690

>>9275670
fuck off fbi

>> No.9275696

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=789he-8T_-E

>> No.9275703
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>>9275669
Even if Anon-kun does it is not my place to judge him on it, as long as he has fun i'm okay with it!~

>> No.9275706

>>9275659
dx.com i think

>> No.9275708
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>>9275669

I would never ... sir I would never insult Saten's honor, so be sure not to insult mine

>> No.9275717

I have enough money to get one, and I become more and more tempted for each thread I read.

Let us pray that my mother doesn't see the package...

>> No.9275724
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>>9275703
>SatenBlush2
That face.
Dear god that is just too cute.

>> No.9275726

>>9275706

No, it was specifically for cheap chinese sex toys. I last saw it on /jp/ about two years ago and people were buying bargain anal beads to review. They had a wide range of onaholes that were dirt cheap, about 6 dollars and up.

>> No.9275735
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9275735

Eeeh, what do you think /jp/? They're pretty cheap.

>> No.9275743

>>9275726
wanta?

>> No.9275750

>>9275735
they will rip your cock off, that's what I think

>> No.9275752

>>9275696

>100m

oh man I can't stop all this laugh

>> No.9275753

>>9275735

having used tenga products before I can tell you already that the quality of the moulding is pretty poor and the over all design will make it inferior. Whether or not it would still be pleasurable I don't know, just that it won't be as good as a tenga.

Go for the red one if you must.

>> No.9275771

>>9275743

Looks close but no. The prices were in american dollars, not HK$.

>> No.9275773

>>9275717
It is very worth it. The orgasm feels so much stronger that it is completely different than just using your hand. If you take care of it, you will get a lot of use out of it. Plus, you loose status on /jp/ if you don't have a collection of onaholes. You wouldn't want that would you?

>> No.9275782

>>9275773
>Plus, you loose status on /jp/ if you don't have a collection of onaholes.

I'm not even that anon, but I think I might just have to order a few of them now to make sure I don't lose status.

>> No.9275789

>>9275773
>>9275782
Viral marketing

Get out onahole devs

>> No.9275797

>>9275782

Just pretend like the rest of us

>> No.9275800

>>9275773
>you loose status on /jp/ if you don't have a collection of onaholes.
You are already low tier summer scum unless you own a dildo or prostate massager

>> No.9275822

No but seriously, how bad is it if the onahole is smaller than your dick?

>> No.9275864

>>9275855
By not having parents who will open your plain package.

>> No.9275854

A onahole is not a status symbol!!!!

>> No.9275855

how do you purchase an onahole without your parents knowing?

>> No.9275857

>>9275800
I personally refuse to ever use a onahole or to stick anything up my butt.

>> No.9275858

>>9275822
If anything the smaller it is the better. You need tight holes to pierce your dick with. Its only natural in nature.

>> No.9275861

>>9275857
why?

>> No.9275870

If they ask you what was in the package, just show them one of your fumos.
That's what I'm gonna do when mine arrives.

>> No.9275886

My parents respected my privacy. I'm on my own now, and in both times I just had all my sex toys in a drawer.

>> No.9275907

has anyone tried the tenga 3D things?

>> No.9275942
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9275942

>>9275857
But sticking things up your butt is actually very pleasurable
It can literally make you ahegao, why would you deny yourself that pleasure

>> No.9276026

>>9275942

Because GAY

>> No.9276028

Can anyone give me advise on the flip holes? Like I know the black one is tighter and the white one looser but what about the red and silver ones? And what about the Flip Air?

>> No.9276046

>>9276028

They're all different textures. I think black has the most, silver has like mountains in it, red has ... whatever. Flip air is for tiny japanese penis.

>> No.9276066

>>9276046
Are you sure? It's like 18cm long. The air I mean.

>> No.9276129

It said somewhere that you can reuse the fliphole about 50 times. Why not more? Does the inside materials break or what?

>> No.9276142

>>9276129
Yeah I was wondering that as well. That inside stuff looks pretty indestructible. If the casing breaks, can't you just sandwich your dick and still masturbate?

>> No.9276145

ITT: Dumb americans stupid enough to buy "superior" japanese onaholes that break after 2 months of use

>> No.9276146

>>9276145
So which ones would you buy?

>> No.9276149

>>9276129
>>9276142

I always just assumed that was just them covering themselves

Either that or they just say that to get you to buy more shit

>> No.9276159

>>9276129
>>9276142

i think they're required to put an expiration date on it or something. the tenga 1-time cups are pretty tough and they'll last you over 50 uses

>> No.9276160

>>9276146
Obviously the superior murrikan version. I've used mine for 3 years now without it breaking or losing any quality to it.

>> No.9276165

>>9276160
>>9276159
That's what I thought. Well then, I guess there are no excuses left...

>> No.9276231

Using your hand is subhuman. On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 feeling like actual sex, a good onahole is 11/10.

I just put my tenga in the bottom drawer of my dresser. I don't use it that often since my psych meds kindof killed my libido so I don't fap nearly as much as I used to. Maybe like once a month now. But before Istarted taking my meds, the fapping was glorious and I truly understood the rationale behind behind thinking 3d is pd.

>> No.9276237

>>9276231

Silly anon, we all know you haven't had real sex

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