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Gomenasai /jp/

I'm new to the neet scene.

How do I neet it up? Any tips from you experienced neeters?

>> No.9274956

Fuck off, cunt.

>> No.9274957

...I never thought about it.

>> No.9274961

>>9274956
Why you mad m8?

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tfw cant keep up with jp
sleep time

>> No.9274965

>>9274956
Why do you keep making really angry posts in every thread?

>> No.9274967

>Gomenasai /jp/
I pardon you.

>I'm new to the neet scene.
Congrats man.

>How do I neet it up? Any tips from you experienced neeters?
The rule is easy, you work you lose.

>> No.9274968

Make neet depression threads

>> No.9274972

>>9274968
Sounds like a plan. But is there no way to enjoy neeting it up? I'm feeling pretty chill at the moment.

And another question, is exercise allowed? I go jogging. Or is that not allowed in the neet community?

>> No.9274981

>>9274972
You can't go outside if you're a hikki, that has nothing to do with being a NEET though

>> No.9274983
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9274983

Thumbs up if you want NSJ to keep more of these /v/ threads in /jp/.

>> No.9274985

>>9274972
truNEETs don't leave their room

>> No.9274988
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>>9274983
All I have are these canv.as stickers.

Good enough?

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>>9274985
But what If I'm like, the boss neet.

Can I leave then?

>> No.9274996

one rule: take it easy

>> No.9274997

>>9274989
If you're the boss you gotta be the most neet of us all
start by shitting on the floor and have others take care of that for you

>> No.9274998
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9274998

you will never have a neet girlfriend

>> No.9275001

>>9274998
Back to >>>/r9k/

>> No.9275005
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9275005

you will never have neet sex with a neet guy


btw i'm a neet girl

>> No.9275006

Just do nothing.

>> No.9275008

>>9274998
Surely neets have a waifu or some 2D whore to dump their affection on.

>> No.9275009

>>9275001
Shut up nigger

>> No.9275010

>Quit your job if you have one
>Dropout of any education/training program you are currently enrolled in, of enrolled in any.
>Get autismbux
>Cut off all ties to society
>Stop fapping to 3DPD
>Consider killing yourself within the next 5-10 years in order to go to Gensokyo.

Enjoy your stay op!

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>>9275001
You will never have a sassy /jp/ boyfriend. ;_;

>> No.9275014

>>9275005
Wanna meet up and have hot neet sex?

Btw, I'm in the UK.

>> No.9275016

>>9274997
What slander. No NEET should clean their shit. His or he's.

>> No.9275018

>>9274998

that is not truNEET behavior

>> No.9275023
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9275023

tfw you're a neet bird who can only afford to eat pasta

>> No.9275025
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>>9275023
I crid

>> No.9275026

>>9274952
>>9274961
>>9274983
>>9274998
>>9275005
OP fuck off. No one cares if you're bored.

>> No.9275029

>>9275018
Real truNEETS have girlfriends to dress up as little boys and fuck their boy pussies

>> No.9275031

>>9275026
Jokes on you, only one of them was me.

>> No.9275038

I don't want a girlfriend, I want a cute femboy who wants to be a little girl and I'll treat him like a little girl, and then we can live together in my room.

;_;

>> No.9275039
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9275039

post ur neet faces

>> No.9275041

NSJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ!

>> No.9275043
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>> No.9275046

>>9275043
>played like this for a good hour
>only an hour

fucking normals, seriously?

>> No.9275047

>>9275043
fugg off facebook fag

>> No.9275049

>>9275043
NOT NEET.

>> No.9275054
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>>9275049
>>9275047
>>9275046
Stay jellymad autists

>> No.9275055

>>9275043

Please don't post 3DPD. They scare me.

>> No.9275056

>>927504
dat feel when you will never do that with Zun!bar ;_;

>> No.9275059

>>9275041
If you stopped calling him NSJ, maybe he would help.

>> No.9275061
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9275061

Become NEET detective

>> No.9275062

>>9275043
i thought her head was on his neck
optical illusion ftw

>> No.9275063

>>9275061
Is there any way this is actually possible in real life?

>> No.9275065

>>9275054
>Stay jellymad /a/utists

Wrong board, faggot.

>> No.9275066

>>9275061
And star in a shitty anime

>> No.9275067

NEET thread?

ok, so i'm going to kill myself in less than a month and i'm already feeling anxious. not because i'm afraid of dying but because i find myself with no motivation to do anything.

i'm anxious and time passes so slow, the only thing i enjoy at the moment is masturbation.

>> No.9275069
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9275069

tfw your a neet girl from /v/ and you go on /jp/ and nobody talks about galo sengen or spaghetti so u have to make neet and cosplay threads instead

>> No.9275071

>>9275067
Wanna form a suicide pact?

>> No.9275073

>>9275063
Investigate things and get paid without being officially employed?

>> No.9275074

>>9275063
Yes? It's called ``hacktivism'', and it's nowhere near as interesting or exciting as you think it is.

Just DDoS a few websites while reading Sherlock or something. Exercise those escapist glands.

>> No.9275075

>>9275063
NEET = not employed, education, or training

Detective = a job

>> No.9275076

>>9275071
what do you mean? that doesn't sound safe

>> No.9275079

>>9275067
Why wait? I find that when people set dates, they always seem to push it back further and further.

>> No.9275080

>>9275076
Suicide together :3

>> No.9275082

>>9275076
>safe
>suicide

>> No.9275088

>>9275079
I would assume something is happening in a month that will break him away from being NEET

>> No.9275089

>>9275054

Fuck off back to your home board

>> No.9275093

>>9275080
no thanks.
good luck killing yourself though

>> No.9275094

>>9275089
But I'm browsing /pol/ in a separate tab.

>> No.9275098

>>9275089
That's not way to behave.

>> No.9275113

>>9275089
People always say this but I think most of the time it's another /jp/er trying to get a reaction.

That makes me feel a little sad though, jpsies should always be kind to one another.

>> No.9275114

>>9275098

He's a crossboarder

>> No.9275123
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>>9275089
/v/ + /sp/ + /a/ + /vg/ + /fit/ = /jp/

>> No.9275118

>>9275113
cry me a river - justin timberlake

>> No.9275119

>>9275114
Aren't we all?
I've been here since 2007 and I browse of boards.
Why do you care?

>> No.9275130

>>9275128
your waifu is a slut

>> No.9275128

>>9275119

slut

>> No.9275136
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>>9275132

>> No.9275132

>>9275130
you're mother is a slut

>> No.9275135

>>9275123

You forgot /g/

>> No.9275139

>>9275130
>your

>>9275132
>you're

>> No.9275140

>>9275136
That's a huge cat thing.

wtf

>> No.9275142

>>9275130

we dont have waifus around here you crossboarder

>> No.9275152

>>9275142
>we

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>>9275139
How new are you?

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>>9274952

>> No.9275147

>>9275135
I was hoping that none of you would be retarded enough to hang out on browser wars & build rating general.

>> No.9275160

>>9275142
Yes we do, try-hard newfriend.

>> No.9275154

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>> No.9275156

>>9275147

I was hoping that none of you would be retarded enough to hang out on shit posting & 2hu fuqing general.

>> No.9275159

/v/ neet general = NSJs fav time of the day

flanfly = spam


PROOF.

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9275162

What have you done to help the White Race today /jp/?

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>>9275144

>> No.9275166

>>9275154
Finally someone who gets it.

>> No.9275167

>>9275164
best doll

>> No.9275169

>>9275156
lol opera is gay
rate my build
recommend earphones
iphone > windows provemewrong
/g/ - consumer electronics

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9275174

>>9275167

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>> No.9275181

>>9275174
Your posts are so weird

>> No.9275190

>>9275164
why do you insist on doing this to me?
please stop infringing on my efforts

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>>9275188

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>>9275181

>> No.9275211

>>9275205
look you little shit. I've had it to here with your fucking smarmy theftposting.

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>>9275211

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>>9275167

Agreed, best doll/

>> No.9275321

Just remember to take it easy and you'll be a truNEET in no time!

>> No.9275331

>>9275221
oh SHIT
you just pulled out all the fucking stops there
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH HUH

YOU'RE ASKING FOR A RECKONING

>> No.9275965

Just take it easy and you'll be more than fine.

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