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You just met Satori and she just read your mind. How fucked are you?

>> No.9267848

>>9267840
not very

i was just thinking pure thoughts about marrying satori and making her very happy

>> No.9267856

I'm kind of neurotic so it would immediately leap to something disgusting, explicit or embarrassing, possibly about her, but I'm sure she's used to that sort of thing. Plus a few seconds later she'd read that I didn't really mean it and only thought that way BECAUSE of my self-defeating masochist brain.

I'm golden.

>> No.9267857

she calmly explains how she has naturally purple hair.

>> No.9267870

I always imagine myself in a situation where someone can read my mind.

They just see the most horrific disgusting things I can possibly think of and I honestly can't control it. I'd probably imagine raping Satori and gutting her stomach and dumping acid on her while I cackle to her pain and i'd probably impale Koishi on a spike too. Maybe even shitting in Satori's open wounds.

I'M SORRY SATORI-SAMA, I JUST CAN'T CONTROL IT.

>> No.9267874

I don't imagine she'll let me lift her from under her arms and raise her up, but I still really want to.

She looks really small, light, and cute and would likely have a neutral or surly expression. That would be nice.

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>> No.9267880

"No, you may not come over to my house and fuck my sister and my pets while wearing my clothes, what the hell is wrong with you"?

Then I would probably think about food

>> No.9267890

How fucked I think will be is wholly dependent on how my version of Satori(let's say compared to yours)

Her reaction would probably be very different depending on whether it's grimdark/chuuni/slapstick/moemoe Satori.

>> No.9267898

>>9267840
>You just met Satori and she just read your mind. How fucked are you?

I suppose the answer to that depends on how difficulty it is to kill her, which is the next thing I'm going to be wondering.

>> No.9267909

>>9267880
I'd be really disappointed when her slippers didn't fit

>> No.9267929

Thinking the worst things imaginable when trying to surpress thoughts is natural. The proper term for it is ironic thought process.

Satori is a smart girl and I am sure she is already aware of this process. She wouldn't mine your horrible thoughts and your mind will calm down and normalize after some small talk.
She didn't mind the bad thoughts of others, only the others minded having their bad thoughts being read.
No one here would be really fucked. She would probably be more suspicious of normal and kind thoughts.

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>>9267840
She would be intrigued by my ideas.

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How would Satori feel about me wanting to marry Okuu?

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I'd wonder how if and where the eye is attached to her body.

>> No.9267978

I'd be somewhat fucked since the only tough runnign trough my head would be "I want to hug her so hard"

>> No.9268000

Tell everyone in Gensokyo about "The game"
Every time somebody thinks about "The game" she also loses the game

>> No.9268001

thumbs up if you lost the g*me because of this thread :D

>> No.9268020

>>9268000

Dude were you browsing wikipedia cause you wanted to know what ironic thought processes were too?

>> No.9268037

what the fuck do i care
who is she gonna tell about it? her friends?

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>>9267952
If its satenanon-kun i dont mind showing you how the cables connect to my body.

>> No.9268067

I was actually just thinking about taking a shit.

>> No.9268080

>>9268020
wut

>> No.9268097

>>9267840

Not at all. My thoughts would be something like, "Is that Touhou cosplay? Satori? Wow, it looks really good. I wonder how she managed to make the eyeball thing look so floaty and weightless; maybe I should ask her?"

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>>9268067
how dangerous

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>It's Gensokyo! WwwwWWWwwww! VICTORY!!! HAPPY!

>> No.9268122

>>9267929
Doubtful. She's usually not surrounded by weirdo humans from our scum-filled planet.

>> No.9268126

I would probably think about something like "Satori? Is that Satori? OH GOD IT'S SATORI YOU'RE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOU SATORI OH GOD OH GOD" and if I were lucky she would thank me for the compliments and leave.

>> No.9268134

>>9268020 Dude were you browsing wikipedia cause you wanted to know what ironic thought processes were too?
I'm not him, but I did that exact thing.
Shows that you even without reading their thoughts, people are predictable.

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I would be obliterated on sight.

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>>9268135
I wonder what would become of Masara.

>> No.9268247

She would wonder if she is reading the wrong person's mind because she will be reading the mind of a retarded 12 year old with ADD.

>> No.9268451

>>9267840
I would be very fucked, because I don't know who she is. She would be impressed though, because I would be Alpha as Fuck, and ask her to dinner.

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>> No.9268498

Not fucked, confused.
My thoughts at the time would be like a river, and the only thought flowing through it would be "HOLY SHIT ITS SATORI SHES REAL THAT MEANS GENSOKYO IS REAL HOLY SHIT AAAAAAA"

>> No.9268507

since i stopped fapping my thoughts are usually about kanji or karate.

so she would be bored.

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>>9268000
epic win bro jajajajajaja XDDDD

>> No.9268771

Satori used to live among humans, so she probably has a deeper and broader understanding of human sexuality than most people.

She'd certainly find nothing interesting in my mind.

>> No.9268870
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"Ah! its Satori-sama! oh no she can read my mind! think about something else umm..."
"brick walls are nice yes!..Brick walls..Brick walls.. She is looking at me..B-brick walls..Bri-Satori sure has a nice butt..FUCK!"

Its impossible not to think something lewd at some point, as i am a man my mind simply cant help itself.

>> No.9268874

>>9268870
Or you are just pervert.

>> No.9268877

"Yes, danmaku doesn't kill."

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>> No.9268903

Just by the fact that knowing she can read your mind you ABSOLUTELY INVOLUNTARILY think of perverted stuff.

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9268904

Can she read mental images? Pic related.

>> No.9271929

>>9268903
That's sexual harassment.

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