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Akihabara thread

>> No.9264911

What's so special about maid cafes?

>> No.9264930

>>9264911
They can talk to girls there, who are willing to play along.

>> No.9264932

>>9264911
it's about waitress waring hot maid outfit you gay homophile!

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>> No.9265069

>>9264958
I love how all the people with the blurred faces are mocking him.

>> No.9265070

>>9264958
totally not creepy

>> No.9265079
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Hey guys.

>> No.9265103
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let's uchimizu

>> No.9265104

>>9265079
who OTACOOL here

>> No.9265110

The Sofmap billboard is more interesting than these 3D whores.

>> No.9265159

Akihabara died at the beginning of this millenium.
stop this shit, is like making an archeological trip on Caesar's Palace.

>> No.9265168

>>9265103
You're staying at a Japanese motel about to shower, when these maids ask if you would like them to help you bathe. What do you do?

>> No.9265174
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>>9264958

>a girl is promoting upcoming event
>she has no audience
>no one is listening
>yet another maid #75678 ignored in the streets
>not this time!
>i wish to help her. i wish to tell her that the event sound interesting and will consider attending. but how?
>just standing in front of her will not be enough
>i am but a one man, one person standing and listening will not be enough to lift her spirits
>doushio?
>i must put all my heart and feelings into this
>i must show her how genuinely interested
>i shall sit in front of her and listen intensely
>yes you are doing a great job promoting the event meido
>i will attend your wonderful event
>will she understand my true feelings?
>i hope she does not misinterpret my actions
>i can hear the sounds of teenagers on the other side of the street mocking me
>i do not care
>i shall give my all supporting this meido

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>>9265174

>> No.9265205

>>9265159
I dunno, it seemed pretty alive to me.

>> No.9265234

>>9264958
Look at that asshole who's sitting next to a girl. I bet he's making fun of that nice guy listening to the maid. Who does he think he is?

Also, is that graffiti? There's gangs in Akihabara?

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>>9265234
I heard they ride rollerblades and shit

>> No.9265246

>>9265174
tg;dr

>> No.9265281

>>9264958
Meido has nice legs, considering she comes from a race of stumpy-legged monkeys.

>> No.9265371

>>9265281
It's the dress anon. Makes it look better than they are.

>> No.9265429

>>9264945
is... is her right foot broken and twisted 180 degrees?

>> No.9265435

>>9265429
No she just has it sideways.

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>>9265435

>> No.9265587

It's the sole of her shoe you're looking at.

>> No.9265601

>>9265103

IT BURNS!

>> No.9269752
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Is it ok to wear a cosplay in Akihabara?

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>>9265174
this guy is my hero, greentext or no.

I desire more maid pictures. All I have are 2D maid beauties.

>> No.9271427
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Are the maids inside the café prettier than those on the street?

>> No.9271440

Stupid anons.
A 3D whore will always be a 3D whore. Don't be fooled by the maid costume....... seriously guyz, don't do this.

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>>9271427
oh god
thats why i prefer western girls

>> No.9271447

It always bugged me that the maids at maid cafes don't wear uniform socks. It really ruins the whole experience.

>> No.9271449

>>9271440
lel, XD 3DPD :DDDDD

wud not fuck xDDDDDDD

>> No.9271473

>>9271449
The very fact that you're defending 3D women with a "LOL XD" answer clearly shows that you're nothing but a summerfag trying to troll this board.
Why don't you just go back to your 3D whores and die?

>> No.9271486

>>9271473
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

>> No.9271516

>>9271473
i'm an oldfag from reddit, not cancer
suck my dick lesummer

>> No.9271526

Maids are relaxing for some weird reason.

>> No.9271540

>>9271516
>reddit

>> No.9271554

>>9271540
dont you know thats where all the cool guys are? Ive been lurking there for a couple of months and probably know more than you newfag.

Please, kindly remove yourself from jaypee

>> No.9271577

A lot of these maids seem to be a little chubby and not very pretty. I'm guessing most of these girls weren't very popular in school.

Is working at a maid considered weird or just another job? I wonder what the girls who work there are like.

>> No.9271596

>>9271554
>jaypee
>unironically uses terms like newfag and oldfag
>2012
Summer is finally here.

>> No.9272019
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>> No.9272024

>>9271596
You're getting your shit trolled

>> No.9272040

You know those girls are all paid and in reality could give two shits, right?

>> No.9272050

>>9272019
where does she think she's sticking that thing

>> No.9272076

akihabara is shit now.

>> No.9272152

>>9265103

I like these

>> No.9272169

>>9271577
Only a girl who was really desperate for work would do it. If they were attractive they would be a hostess or something instead.

>> No.9272174

>>9272169
If I were a girl, I would do it.
Because (assuming I kept my personality), I'd still be a filthy otaku, and meido seems like the most female-otaku friendly job on the planet, especially if you're not fujoshi.

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I'll eat everything they'll offer, including my credit card

washing dishes in a maid café to pay my debt... mmmh, sounds like a plan

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>> No.9272398

>>9272355
megane-meido is best meido

>> No.9272432

>>9271486
Is that one of those shapeshifting cars that changes from a ferrari to a lamborginni?

>> No.9277742
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>>9271447
>socks
>>9265281
>stumpy-legged

>> No.9277766

I want to enjoy Akihabara while being obnoxiously Australian, see what sort of reaction I can get from people.

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>> No.9278188

>>9277766
Depends, do you have money?

>> No.9278190

>>9277766
Do you look like Crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin?
Because that would be awesome.

>> No.9278195

G'day, my name is bazza
I'm a 27 year old American Aussiephile (Australian fan for you codgers). I draw aboriginal dot paintings on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Australian games. (... aw fuck)

I train with my Boomerang every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through marsupials because it is carved over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my boomerang license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Australian fluently, both general and broad dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Australian history and their mateship code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Australian visa, I am moving to Noosa to attend a prestigious pub to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can be a drover or a crocodile wrangler!

I own several swags, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Australia, so I can fit in easier. I cooee to my elders and seniors and speak Australian slang as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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>>9277742
TOTAL BADASS

>> No.9278253

>>9278243
MONSTER DILDO

>> No.9278284

>>9278195
Wow, it's even more funny when the copypasta is about you're country.
Sage for a sage, mate.

>> No.9278298

>>9265079
Pls go .

>> No.9278300

>>9278284
Relax, I laughed a bit, no need to samefag.

>> No.9278307

I was just there this afternoon. It's nice that the otakus don't judge others browsing h-doujins. It's silent comradery.

>> No.9278344

>>9278300
Eh?

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10/10 wuld fugg EVERY ONE of these meidos.

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>>9272019

>> No.9278361
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>>9278359

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>> No.9278614

>>9278471
They're fat and have shit tier teeth.

>> No.9278635

>>9278471
Me on the hidari

>> No.9278652

>>9278635
僕は左のです you mean.

>> No.9278669

>>9278652
me on the miggie

>> No.9278676

>>9278669
みぎ, or for the illiterate, migi.

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>> No.9278713

>>9278697
Look at the top left one sucking the invisible dick.

>> No.9278859

>>9277766
just be careful:

http://www.japanprobe.com/2008/06/08/stabbing-rampage-in-akihabara-at-least-two-people-killed/

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>> No.9279031

>>9271443
gay gay gay gay
gaaaaaaaaaaaay

>> No.9279042 [DELETED] 

Why are Japanese and Korean girls cuter than every women in the world?

>> No.9279071
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hawaii pizza?

>> No.9279144
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>>9279042
>Korean girls
No Thanks.

>> No.9279280
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you'll never have 7 maids

>inb4 forever alone

>> No.9279318

I want them all

>> No.9279331

>>9278652
B-but cute little girls don't use boku,
baka.

>> No.9279334

>>9279331
Yeah they do there are some girls who use boku to sound cute

>> No.9279383
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http://club.kdnet.net/dispbbs.asp?boardid=1&id=6390970

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>>9279331

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>>9278243
>>9278359
>>9264958

>> No.9279503

>>9279493
I want to save those meidos

>> No.9279513
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swedish girls...

>> No.9279525

>>9279513
why

>> No.9279520

>>9279280

More maids need gloves to keep their hands clean

>> No.9279532

>>9279042
Reported

>> No.9279542

>>9279513

Bleargh

>> No.9279591
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mexican maid cafe

>> No.9279605

>>9279513
>>9279591
the mexican meidos look less unnatural than the swedish ones

>> No.9279636
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>>9279591
Oh god the second one from the right

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bend over white men:

http://wristiesandcandy.blogspot.it/2012/01/maid-cafes-nonsexual-whorehouses-of.html

>> No.9286525

>You will never hug a cute meido ;_;

>> No.9289603

>>9278243

SOON.jpg

>> No.9289612

>>9279636
I think they are all ugly, don't see what's so special about the second one from the right

>> No.9289626
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>Still no crossdresser maid cafes
Is it really to much to ask for when all i want is a few cute guys in maid outfits serving me cake and tea

>> No.9292425

.>>9279513
The Swedish girl in the center scares me.

>> No.9292483

>>9279493
this makes me sick

>> No.9292518

I miss Maidrunner. It was this middle-aged guy on business in Japan who went to a shitload of cafes.

>> No.9292544

>>9279605
>mexican meidos look less unnatural
That is because they actually are maids.

Also why isn't this in this thread yet?
http://www.chouanime.com/staff.php

>> No.9292548

>>9289626
http://inventorspot.com/articles/male_maids_serve_it_japans_first_crossdressing_maid_cafe_35841
http://www..sankakucomplex.com/2010/02/28/new-type-maids-delight-fujoshi/

>> No.9292564

>>9292548

>reading "ads everywhere" sensationalist shitkaku

>> No.9292578

>>9292564
There are sites that have ads?

>> No.9292573

>>9289626
In that context, what is the difference from them being girls?
You could even sneak in a few actual women and no one would know.

Unless you want badly crossdressing guys.

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>>9292548
Nice.
>>9292573
Well you know..

>> No.9293237
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>> No.9293278

>>9292664
Who the fuck is this girl and why do people keep posting her?

>> No.9293280

>>9293237
These guys look like stereotypical British witches.

>> No.9293289
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>>9293278
>He does not know

>> No.9293292

>>9293278
How can you not know her? Really?

>> No.9293296

>>9293278

You do not want to know.

I almost cried.

>> No.9293298
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>>9293278
She is mai waifu and I love her

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Fucking gamestop girl.

>> No.9293304

>>9293292
Because I haven't watched anime for like 2 years nor do I browse /a/.

>> No.9293305

>>9293278

The Nagatoro Saga

>> No.9293313
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>>9293304
>anime

>> No.9293318

>>9293304

I plan on buying amphetamines to help me watch anime again.

>> No.9293321

>>9293305
Thanks.

>> No.9293412

>>9293237
2/10 wud no fuk

>> No.9293432

when seen cannot be unseen

>> No.9293531
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>>9271516

>reddit
>le

>> No.9293564

>>9293531
Just take it easy man. The more the merrier, right ?

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>> No.9293597

>>9293592
How old are those girls?

>> No.9293598

>>9293564
I know man but when you see that kind of stuff everyday somehow it starts to get on your nerves.

>> No.9293602

>>9293597
I don't know. Not old.

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>> No.9293614

>>9293602
Give me an age rage to work with

>> No.9293639

>>9293598
>reddit
>erryday
>on /jp/
I think its time for me to lurk more, I guess.

>> No.9294280
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shop 4chan on the monitors

>> No.9294302

>>9294280
>go to a maid cafe
>realize they have computers
>time for 4chan!
>one of the maids looks my screen and says:

That's not how the quote function works you howaito piggu.

>> No.9294319

>>9293614
11 or 12.

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animoted

>> No.9294336

I want to go to the Linux cafe in Akihabara and discuss the free software movement with maids... but I'm too shy.

>> No.9294553

>>9293592
>>9293603
>>9293609

Fuckin cute

>> No.9294575

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MCagEfs2Y

1:47, not sure I'd do that

>> No.9294636

>>9293592
Does the one in white even know how to use a joystick? She's holding it like she would hold a dick.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P62xCd1XBYY

My favorite Akihabara video. They have a ton of fun.

>> No.9294666

>>9294575

What?

>> No.9294730

>>9294336
They'll humor you so they can suck as much money from you as possible, and then once you leave they'll all laugh at the NERD that tried to strike up a conversation about Linux.

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Is this common in Akihabara?

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winter maids

>> No.9294875

>>9294831

She's a kind girl

>> No.9294916

>>9264897
40 reasons for a holiday in Japan.

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>>9294831
Some of them are truly desperate, aren't they?

>> No.9294943

I wish to go there some day, but I won't be able to enjoy it until I know the language.
TL,DR- How do I into Japanese?

>> No.9294944

>>9294928
She's just helping a guy who had to much to drink get home.

>> No.9294968

Tae Kim + Kanjidamage (use Anki with Kanjidamage deck if you prefer) + Read anything Japanese + Practice everyday, as much as you can

Consult the archive for more information! That place's a gold mine!

>> No.9294983

>>9294943
If you have free time, stop being a lazy, it's easy as fuck.

>> No.9294994
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9294994

>german maido

>> No.9294998 [DELETED] 

i want to speak japaneseeee

ching chong chink dong lol

>> No.9294999

>>9294994

Bleah

>> No.9295001

>>9294994
>blonde
>maid outfit
>himecut
I did not know satenanon was german and had a job

>> No.9295004
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>>9294999
Y-you too.

>> No.9295010

>>9295004

BLEAH

>> No.9295015
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>>9295010
Okay I'll leave

;_;

>> No.9295022

>>9294998
That's the stereotypical impersonation of 'Chinese' speech, not Japanese! Don't be embarassed! It's a common misconception! I'm here to educate!

>> No.9295016

>>9294994
>>9295004
>>9295015
Boner.jpg

>> No.9295036

>>9295015

...

Wait! Please don't go!

>> No.9295030

>>9295016
Its just a normal maid
>>9295001
>Satenanon trapmaid
Diamondboner.jpg

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>>9295036
She's actually a cosplayer

http://animexx.onlinewelten.com/cosplay/mitglied/254437/order_1_0/

Click the blue names to see a gallery of each cosplay if you're interested


The only thing which isn't cute is the nose ;_;

>> No.9295085,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9264958
based

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