/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I did a little experiment /jp/.

Set a guy up a profile on a dating site, and described him as a total loser NEET who is into VNs and anime.

Normally you'd never get a response, but I put up a photo of an 8/10 naturally good looking kind of guy, and I've got 8 messages already.

How does this make you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are superficial, you too.
More news at 11

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259919
Makes me feel like you should go play MarsMatrix.

[Anonymous No.]

Somebody do the same but with a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259921

How is the misogyny on this board?

[Anonymous No.]

Link and screenshots with responses or didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259930

It's been done a million times. There are a few articles on the web about these experiments on OKCupid.

A more interesting experiment would be creating this really cute girl who likes 'drinkin and shoppin lol' and having her try to hook up with nerds like you. What would you say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259923
Woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259930
I don't think the server of whatever dating site could handle all the messages.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259931
There isn't any.

Just misanthropy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259938
It's not misanthropy if you've just accepted that humans have flaws.

[Anonymous No.]

Does this mean if I'm attractive enough, I can find a girl who is willing to support my NEET lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259932

I'm gathering screenshots so I don't want to give anything away now, but it's nothing out of the ordinary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259944
It's not 100% looks.
I'd say it's 50% looks and 50% money

[Anonymous No.]

People who are ugly on the outside are ugly on the inside.

If they do not even care for themselves, how can you ever expect them to care for another person?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259955
Isn't that from a manga?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259955
What about people with deformations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259955

You literally implying that one can take care of themselves to become attractive.

I'm not fat, I exercise (my body is okay), I shave, clean, cut my hair and don't dress like a hobo.

What am I supposed to do about my shitty facial aesthetics and my height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259955
In my opinion a person doesn't takes care of himself and his looks if there is simply nobody that perosn cares for.
Why would I want to look good for people I don't care about?
If there was a person I'd really like I'd give my best to please that person with my looks

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>>9259963
It was my own deduction well before I saw that manga panel.

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>>9259965
For women, there's make-up. Men are SOL. Sorry bro. But that's why you're here with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259965
Plastic surgery (Bone work and Chin implants for a more masculine look) and platform shoes/heels.

I've had surgery before and it's a bit painful but not as much as most people want you to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259972

[Anonymous No.]

Im ugly as shit and wish to be a cute girl.
The only reason why I didnt kill myself is because theres a ton of movies I have to see. And Im too much of a bitch to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259981
That's mostly not having a stupid shitkicking haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259992
also

His eyes are different
Her has a longer and taller nose
He has a more masculine jaw/chin
Plus he lost the nerd glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259996
Eh, for me its too late. I slowly developed a deep form of misanthropy, fitting my aspect and the reaction people had regarding it.
being ugly outside made me become monster inside. I can't change that.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone can look "good"

Just by some /fa/ clothes (imprtant: the clothes must fit you!), normal shoes (not what the majority of you is wearing), get a haircut and maybie some accessiries like a watch or a bracelet.

maybie start smoking for the "normalfag" status.

This whole thing will cost you propably around 500€.
voila, you look "good"!

nevertheless, the bitches will ignore you because you are a fucking beta, but at least you will look "good"!

[Anonymous No.]

I've done this before with pictures of myself, I even told one I had figures and I would enjoy it if she jacked me off onto one of them and she said it was weird but willing to try anything once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259996
I disagree. It just looks like the haircut to me.
The eyes look bigger because you're not seeing them through the Coke-bottle glasses. Nose and chin might look different due to the change in photography angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260033

Think of looks and money as two halves of a scale. The more you put on one scale, the more it compensates and raises the value of the other side.

So if you have a ton of money, it makes you look a lot more handsome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259951
the money part's just to feel comfortable while mooching all your money off and using you, and fucking poor but good looking faggots behind your back.

[KING OF /jp/ !2K23m85knQ No.]

W8 OP you want to tell me that humans care about look?
No fucking way, what a surprise .....

Every guy has more interest on a good looking girl than on a bad looking girl same goes for women.

[Anonymous No.]

Set a girl profile with a nice picture. You'll get 50 messages every day. Talk only with bisexual, make them friends, have a virtual sex, a few months later confess them and make them to fuck you and suck their cocks.

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>>9260204

Have you had experience iwth this?

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>>9259919
Get a load of this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't do it /jp/. All the dating sites are operated by the FBI (the ones that are free to use/pay to be a VIP). Almost all the girls are are clever bots and all they want is your photo to reuse on another fake site and your money. And whatever you do, do not talk to underage girls. Do not meet up with the person, underage or otherwise. Do not post nudes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260180
welcome bck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260180
Are you ever going to get some new pictures?
You've been using the same low-quality 5 or so images for I don't know how long.

[Anonymous No.]

A few years ago I joined a dating site. A lot of women had stuff like "I want a proper relationship. Don't IM me if you just want sex." in their profile. Since I agreed with that, I put the same in *my* profile.

The only IMs I got were from girls saying "lol, who'd have sex with you??"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260234
I laughed.

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>>9260234
Unacceptable. Ugly people have no rights.

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>>9260234

Those girls were jealous as fuck, seriously, why would they mail you just to be mean? They obviously wanted to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260250
You might have a point...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260234

Most likely the administrators trolling you. If you had a payed membership, it would be a cock tease message but wont go any further than that. If you manage to trick the system, you'll get a message saying "come join me on this so and so site and watch me camwhore". Only transvestites and dumb guys join dating sites.

And even if you find the best looking random guy from facebook or google just to test it out, the girls who are real are complete jack asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260255
Just kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260234
leled

It's le reddit form from lold, but with lel instead of lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260262
I had one girl always bitching at me and later i was revealed that she only wanted to get in my pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260269
Tsunderes exist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260269
Is that how girls show affection?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260234
I hope you've learned your lesson not to deal with 3D, nothing good comes out of them. Make a tulpa, and RLrelationships will be rendered useless and uninteresting from there on after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260278
You come up with something that works better as a punchline then.

[Anonymous No.]

What bothers me about this image macro is that this is the most "nerdy" yet accessible example of mathematics the creator could come up with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260273
Some. Usually those who are bit off in the head.

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>>9259919
That's not being tsundere.

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>>9259944
3DPD a shit, what else is new?

It would be a sweet sensation to go up to these sluts, and friendzone them, as an attractive man. But I know /jp/ is above petty mind games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260278

Are you familiar with the original joke?

Something like "I'm here to chew gum and kick ass, and I'm out of gum".

It's not going to work if you use 'complex' maths like "I'm here to prove that x^2 + y^2 = z^2 and kick ass... and [proof]".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260284
I'm no mathematician, nerd. The joke would just work better if it was some sort of complicated proof and the gag was that Einstein just solved that right there and then. It was his equivalent of chewing gum.

The fact it's something 10-year-olds can solve ruins it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260269
That's not a tsundere.

[Anonymous No.]

OP expected us to be losers who think personality matters for anything and not looks.
HAHA Not even we are that pathetic.

Anyway the girlfriend would eventually force you into quitting VNs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259955
Holy logical fallacy bataman!

What about attactive, yet shallow people who are ugly on the "inside"?

Also, everyone is ugly on the inside, guts and organs aren't pleasing to look at.

[Anonymous No.]

OP expected us to be losers who think personality matters for anything and it's not all about looks.
HAHA Not even we are that pathetic.

Anyway the girlfriend would eventually force you into quitting VNs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260296
>>9260295
>>9260278
>>9260284
Quit arguing over some dumb Duke Nukem quote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260311
Nope. I introduced my GF to otome games and now she loves them. We're even doing RP of some characters in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260309
You know that the most attractive people are nice?

How many attractive people do you know real close? You say that they are shallow because you only know ugly people, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260278

happy now, nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260319

>You know that the most attractive people are nice?

Do we live on the same planet, or do you just not leave the house ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260316
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260323
Now that's way better

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260319
Maybe we think women are bitches because we're so horrible people that only equally horrible people would even consider wasting time on us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260323
Thank you, saved.

[Anonymous No.]

It's gone three and a half hours and you still haven't garnered screenshots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260323
>implicit single-variable differentiation
You can do better than that, son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260323
The problem is not elegant (or difficult) and simply long to write out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260328
They are not nice to you because you are ugly on the inside. Why should they be nice to people who are initially hostile to them?

[Anonymous No.]

I made a profile before on okcupid for Tomoko. Her picture and everything, got 6 messages within 20 minutes. Only 1 question whether i was real or not. Then it got banned an hour later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260353
Because that's how it works in my animes.

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>>9260353

My definition of a 'nice' person is one who treats everyone with respect, not just when they have a motive. You're not really being nice if you're just acting nice in front of somebody you like.

[Anonymous No.]

Nice /r9k/ thread, guys.

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>>9260371
This is something I've realized recently. You're not the wonderful person you think you are if you're only nice to people when it benefits you. Of course, you can argue about how you can never truly be nice to someone or whatever, but if you cherry pick who's worth treating well because of some agenda or ulterior motives then you're actually kind of a douchebag.

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>>9260373
Thanks, I'm enjoying it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260371
No, a nice person has no obligation to treat people who are not nice to them nicely as well. Get over your entitlement complex, narcissist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260371
My definition disagrees with yours because there are exceptions. You have no obligation to respect hateful criminals or loud-mouthed assholes that swear like a trooper. Certainly the gentlemanly way of handling such people would be a calm, indifferent tone with a touch of sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: Generalisations from people with no experience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260388
Look who's talking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260381
>>9260383
I treat nasty people better. Maybe it's because I'm overcompensating or trying to get on their good side, or maybe it's because I'm a little bit of a masochist.

I'd be a complete sucker in some sort of Stockholm syndrome scenario.

[Anonymous No.]

I am probably the nicest person here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260388
You think people here never came in contact with people throughout high-school?

You don't need to have `banged 20 bitches' to know what people are like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260389
It's not a generalisation to say that people who make generalisations have no experience. If they had experience, they wouldn't make the generalisations to begin with. Their lack of experience is implicit in the fact that they HAVE to generalise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260395
Talk nicely to me.

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>>9260381
>>9260383
Guessing his point is that you're not an intrinsically swell guy (as in, you have the "nice" personality trait) if you're only doing it to certain people for some reason.

Are people born nice? I know they've proven the big 5 traits are largely genetic, but I don't see which of those cover "niceness". Conscientiousness and extraversion?

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>>9260383

>You have no obligation to respect hateful criminals or loud-mouthed assholes that swear like a trooper

Is that comparable to somebody who has acne?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260402
Funny how you're generalizing right now yourself, right? Oh wait, you were just trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

While we're already on the subject, here is an interesting read: http://www.comatonse.com/writings/2012_i_once_got_in_trouble.html

/jp/ 'does' need more Terre Thaemlitz.

[Anonymous No.]

3DPD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260402
You are making a generalization that applies to all people making generalizations.

Therefore you have no experience according to your own logic. I'm simply using your own logic, thus I'm not making a generalization, but a simple inference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260402
We have experience.
Everyone generalises.
You stereotyped us to fit your argument.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260409
>extraversion
What? Are you saying introvert people are by default not nice? I find that bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

people are only nice to you if they like you, or want something from you.

I hate it when people are "nice" to everybody. These are the assholes of the universe. They don't like you but pretend to, because they are "nice". fuck you and your behaviour motherfuckers. If you don't like me, then say it to my face!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260383
>with a touch of sarcasm
No. There's absolutely nothing gentlemanlike about sarcasm. It just makes you a dick. A passive-aggressive dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260404
Hello.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260371
This is well said and true. I mainly associate with research track students and few others from my university. The reason is simple: they focus on good things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260412
>At least one of the following things was guaranteed to happen each and every day - generally multiple times by different people:
>
> Being deliberately bumped into.
> Being shoved.
> Being body-checked or body-slammed (eg. into a locker or wall).
> Having my books slapped to the floor and kicked down the hallway.
> Being spit on (often with thick, brown chewing tobacco juice).
> Having food thrown at me (especially triangles of sliced white bread slathered with margarine served to students daily at lunch, which stuck and fell like Wacky Wallwalkers).
> Having wadded paper, erasers, pencils, pens, or other school supplies thrown at me.
> Being punched.
> Being kicked.
> Having beverages poured on my head or splashed onto me.
Oh God, my repressed highschool memories... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259944
Everybody has unrealistic expectations on the Internet, what else is new.

Next you'll present us with a study of how wet water is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260404
sup dude ;)

Saw the game last night? Shit was so ca$h. sadly germany loosed :(

so, whats up with you today :D

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260429
A dick with class. There's no need to get worked up or shout at the top of your lungs just because you want to be a dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260425

Why would somebody like you or not based on your appearance (unless you're really making a statement with your body)?

Being nice doesn't mean you like somebody, it's just courtesy.

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>>9260426
>>9260433
Ooooh, that's the stuff!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260383
>Certainly the gentlemanly way of handling such people would be a calm, indifferent tone with a touch of sarcasm.

More like the fastest way to get your face smashed. Nothing more embarrassing than watching a nerd play it "smooth."

[Anonymous No.]

You guys should read this book.

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>>9260423
Maybe, though not directly. Extraversion is just the "social" trait of the big 5, and I figure you have to be a little social in order to be nice to people. Though I suppose it's entirely possible to be a complete hermit all your life and be a nice person, or you're a nice person but you just struggle with expressing that to people.

I forgot about agreeableness, so that's probably the biggest nice trait.

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>>9260441
Well, if you want to date someone it kind of pays an important role.

Not otherwise though.

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>>9260383

You'd be thinking to yourself, 'God.. I'm so witty!'. Then later you start to realize nobody likes you because every one thinks you're a try hard. I know because I used to think like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260444
Are you 15? Get out.

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>>9260445
I've read it, and I have a sneaking suspicion most people here have too.

It was a good read, but like the piles of self-help bullshit it spawned, a lot of it is common sense or doesn't work in real life. The way it was written led me to believe Mr Carnegie had a really positive view of people (even when he was speaking about them negatively), or the 30s were really easy to socialize in.

[Anonymous No.]

It's like I'm really on /r9k/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260441
Is that so in the US and A? That you have to be nice to people you don't even like, because it's "courtesy"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260431
What was it that made people treat you like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260456
Go and act like a passive-aggresive little douche to the first asshole that is actually angry and swearing. See how it goes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260383
>handling such people would be a calm, indifferent tone with a touch of sarcasm.

so basically the nerd douchebag way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260460
It's like that in all civilized places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260445
>smiling
>good advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260445
Seems interesting, but did it help you in any way?
Going by the fact that you're still posting in /jp/, I'd guess not.

[Anonymous No.]

Most of not being ugly is just taking care of yourself. If you combed your hair, washed your face and stopped drinking sugary drinks, you'd probably look ok too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260444
It's common sense that you don't provoke people when they can hit you. Or if you're such a daredevil, at least do not make it that obvious.

>>9260453
Nobody likes you if you provoke everyone or try too hard. Witty lines can backfire, who knew?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260441
>Why would somebody like you or not based on your appearance (unless you're really making a statement with your body)?

This is one of those horrible lines of thinking you need to wean yourself off of. People do judge each other based on how they look, even the unchangeable stuff like how hideous or beautiful your face is. This is just natural behavior for human beings. A year or two ago I'd have began those sentences with "Unfortunately," but really it's just a fact of life you need to accept.

I doubt you or I or anyone else here is terribly ugly, and I doubt we're all the most agreeable people to talk to, either. So if anything you should see this as beneficial rather than detrimental.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260434
If you're going to be a dick, you must have balls.

Trying to be "indirect" and "subtle" is what I'd expect of a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260434
You might think you've got class, but you'd be the only one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260475
Don't forget how you dress and present yourself.

I never used to believe this stuff, because my face isn't too appealing to look at and obviously a bit of jogging and washing doesn't magically change that. But then I went to university and met people and I "faked" my introductions to appear as a normal, charming guy, and it worked. Eventually it was automatic and a lot of people associated with me when secretly I was still a nerd and wanted them to fuck off.

Now of course I'm a fat NEET who eats pizza and drinks energy drinks every day. And frankly, I'm happier off like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260462

Notice how the quality of conversation is significantly higher here? It's because the users here are not sexually frustrate to the point of being irrational like those nerds on /r9k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>have ~200 facebook friends
>~30 of them are my fake, carefully crafted male and female accounts that I friended myself with over the time of three months
>spend about an hour a day making them interact through links and likes so people see they "know each other"
>every two or three days I slap some posts like "miss you", "hope we see each other again" to my wall using fake female accounts and "bro, you were crazy last night", "to the best mountain climber/surfer/(any exciting sport) in the team"
>real people see this, females think I have some mysterious double life, guys think I am the ultimate alpha who does 10 sports at the time and have 5 girls sucking my dick constantly
>they start treating me like a cool guy, so I behave like a cool guy
>invited to every party, always having 2 girls as fuck buddies (if one drops, I find other girl to be the second, but I figured I couldn't pull 3 without them finding out about each other), play in two real sports teams
>carefully start to deactivate fake accounts over the time of two months
>now have 400 non-fake friends, 10 fake ones as a backup
>alpha as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260461
The fact I was a nerd and a wuss. Note I'm not even grossly disfigured or was fat, some girls later in life even called me `handsome'. So don't think your ugliness is the reason you were bullied.

I could never pin down the exact reason though. People simply didn't like me seemingly because I was `that guy everyone hates'.

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

Aren't dating sites just places where assholes go to get laid?

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>>9260469
This was the core problem with this book. It's like we're all supposed to go around beaming at each other saying, "Gee Billy, I sure hope the party will be a blast tonight!", "Gosh, that would be swell! It's gonna be a gas!"

Smiling is the worst advice ever. Go out and smile at people. Step outside right now and smile at a stranger. See whether their reactions are positive or negative. If they're ever "positive", it's because they're hiding how creeped out they are.

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>>9260500
There are romantically desperate people of both genders, too.

I guess they're a nice idea since you have more choice and chances to meet people you'd never have otherwise met, and the concept of having an online catalogue of human beings to date appeals to my autism. But in real life it's a terrible idea and even as an introverted sperglord I'd rather go out and meet people naturally. Using a dating site for dates is like trying to make friends on Omegle.

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>>9260482
Sounds great. Until you remember being macho and a stupid brute is not mutually exclusive. There is a distinction between verbal attacks and physical attacks. Do not confuse what kind of target you're dealing with. If you're supposed to beat a guy physically, just do it. If you're not, then shouting doesn't help. It makes you look foolish instead of manly.

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>>9260478
I always cringe when I read shit like this--people dispensing life advice because they've fallen flat on their faces a few times and think they've got it all figured out now.

No, I'm going to stick with my own worldview because I think it's the right one to have, regardless of what others have to say about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260431
My high school had no bullying. At all. There was the occasional fight that broke out maybe once a year, but there was no bullying that I can recall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260497
I was bullied for looking too much like a girl, on graduation day the main bully came up to me and told me he was sorry and he was just jealous then walked away. That left me in shock for a while since I had nothing for him to be jealous of until a friend from the school told me he started transitioning to female, that gave me quite the chuckle.

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>>9260507
I never said anything about shouting. I'm talking about just being honest when you have a problem with someone, rather than thinking it makes you a gentleman to hide your hostility behind lame remarks that you think are witty.

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>>9260511
That's fine. I don't mean to give the impression I'm some expert who knows the mysteries of life. Just chipping in my opinion because I've thought the same way and ended up pretty miserable for it. What I said about human beings judging each other based on appearance *is* true though (even for babies), and you can't magically change that.

[Anonymous No.]

I fear for the future of /jp/. these filthy normals discussing their bullcrap scare the fuck out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260515
I wish my bullies were jealous of how I looked. I wish I was girly. No, I wish I were a girl. A cute girl. Fuck everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260521
Then you simply forgo the sarcasm part and use a calm tone. The sarcasm is always optional.

[Anonymous No.]

If you feel the need to be snide or sarcastic, then you simply aren't a gentleman.
It just goes against the very definition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260523
Get out, bully.

[Anonymous No.]

Please take your disgusting 3D issues out of my board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260521
You are supposed to be calm and serious about the whole ordeal, if you really need to solve and issue with someone.

Being the king of wit will just anger anyone further, since they feel mocked. Someone with a short fuzz will probably hit you.

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>>9260511
But doesn't it mean they know a tiny bit better than you if they used to think like you but have had experiences to convince them otherwise? Of course they don't know everything, but isn't it at least worth taking their experiences into consideration?

Assuming you're the kind of person who wants to reach the best conclusion by examining all options, I'd recommend you to search for studies that show the effects of attractiveness in settings where attractiveness shouldn't have any effect. For instance, I remember hearing about a study examining what grades overweight students would get on an oral exam depending on whether they gave it in person or through audio. I wish I could refer you to that one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260524
That's gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260412
>quatting above my head while standing on my arms, he began repeatedly smashing his ass violently into my face, slamming the back of my head onto the hardwood floor over and over again, until my thick glasses eventually shattered.
>I have a vague memory of everyone counting off each of his ass-blows to my head, as though they were sit-ups or some other exercise.
Is it bad that I laughed really hard at this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260554
fuggin nerd deverved it xD

[Anonymous No.]

I miss when we used to have our own board.

[Anonymous No.]

Who gives a shit about how physically attractive you are.
We all knew that one kid in high school who was ugly as fuck but somehow had a lot of relationships with very pretty girls.

Just go be him if you want your 3D sluts and personal success.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260515
That's pretty cute.

I wish I didn't have broad shoulders and a strong build, as it makes me cringe at the thought of looking myself in the mirror with cute girly clothes. But I sometimes wonder if that was the main reason I didn't get bullied much. I had the nerd- and wussyness, much friendless, but all I got was a snowball in the ear, minor verbal threatening and probably other small stuff I don't remember. Thing is, it was all enacted by my brother-in-law and his close friend. None of their friends followed up (not even that scary bully in their class), even if they spent lots of time talking shit about me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260582
yeah, anime/random was a pretty nice board

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260586
But you have that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260412
http://www.comatonse.com/writings/cheaptrick.html
>Much to my surprise, I saw that he and his band mates were sharing their seats with two of the most popular girls in my class, Stacey and Trish. Stacey was a tom-girl and Mendota Elementary School's answer to Tommy Shaw. Needless to say, I had a huge crush on her. Trish, on the other hand, was a malicious power-Queen who, back in the first grade, never came through on her daily promises to show me her penis after I showed her mine.
>tom-girl
>show me her penis
>her penis

is this some kind of a insistent gender thing referring to them as girl or what?

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>>9260539
>>9260531

Only if you employ sarcasm like an uneducated fool, like "Your mom is the most intelligent human being I've met. Not!"

Sarcasm and euphemisms have always been an integral part of polite conversations, where people can pick up the little social and verbal cues without making the whole thing sound crass, overly hostile or inappropriate. It's only your own lack of imagination that makes you believe sarcasm is only meant for provocation (which no doubt is something it can be very good at, but rarely is your goal).

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>>9260412
This is horribly depressing.

I mean, I was bullied, but this dude takes being bullied to a whole new level.

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>>9260554
Don't feel bad. It is hilarious.

I'm pretty sure she laughs about it himself now, judging by her numerous writings.

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>>9260591
Not sure how to break it to you kindly: you fail at reading comprehension.

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>>9260593
highschool is awusome

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260595

"My name is Terre and I hate every single one of you"

[blogthread No.]

I remember when all the girls in my class would always make comments on how short I was, and me being depressed as fuck due to it, and always forcing a smile whenever they pushed their remarks on me and going all laughingwhores on me.

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>>9259919
OP, you forgot to mention he has autism in your description.
i wonder if it would affect the results.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260602
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxJSUAW7608

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260602
lel epic meem bro :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260412
waaaaait, is "he" a tranny?

then no wonder he was bullied hard

I'd bully him too, that fucking faggot.

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>>9260623
"it"
"they"

[Anonymous No.]

Speaking of transgender people, how do I refer to them personally?

I've met a few and it's kind of awkward because I don't know what sex or gender they are or how they identify. Is it okay to just ask? Like, "Hello, which genitals were you born with, do you have them now, and which personal pronoun do you prefer?"

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>>9260617
This exactly.

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>>9260617
It's people like you that made him one!

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>>9260593
Uh no, you're either a teenager or an idiot with the equivalent mental age if you honestly believe that.

>The gentleman does not needlessly and unnecessarily remind an offender of a wrong he may have committed against him. He can not only forgive, he can forget; and he strives for that nobleness of self and mildness of character which impart sufficient strength to let the past be but the past. A true man of honor feels humbled himself when he cannot help humbling others.

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>>9260623
Just call them by their names and avoid anything that may or may not define their gender.

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>>9260623
Refer to them as what they were born as, if it shows.
It it doesn't, and you don't know better, refer to them as what they appear to be, until such a time you find out otherwise.

Getting your dick folded inside out and taking pills doesn't turn you into a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

please people, you have several boards to discuss this kind of crap. why do you have to post it here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260614
I was short in school and nobody ever really told me, so it always felt like the elephant in the room. Then one day I met an autistic girl and after we spoke she randomly said, "I can't take you seriously because of your height."
I guess it stung a little, but in a way I was pretty relieved and found it funny.

I wish everyone was autistic.

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>>9260641
Judging by how many people claim to be now, in comparison to previous generations, I'd say we're coming to a point where the vast majority of people will be autistic.

Is this evolution?

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>>9260654

This is technology destroying peoples' ability to communicate properly.

That's probably complete bullshit, but whatever.

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>>9260628
But these are real people! And singular "they" gets annoying, as it's clear you chose it if you don't know the person's name.
"That person we were speaking to earlier...where did they go?"

>>9260632
I guess this works. It mostly becomes more confusing around other people. We sort of back-reference when we talk about people. Nobody says, "Where is James? I thought I saw James a few minutes ago. Did James go in there?"

>>9260637
To be honest I don't really have an opinion on the matter, but I have no beef with people deciding they're a girl or a boy. But it is often hard to tell which they are, or which they identify as. Is she a boy wearing girl's clothing? Or is he a girl wearing girl's clothing, but made up to look like a boy? How serious is it? Are they just crossdressing, or is it a full-on gender identity thing?

Again, no problem with these people, but I wish they'd fucking wear name/gender tags or something.

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>>9260631
I almost thought you had a point. You didn't. You failed to understand both the part you quote and the post you're replying to. If you spent a few seconds reading them, you'd realize they in no way conflict.

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>>9260683
Don't be so butthurt. Just accept you're an ass.

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>>9260683
Try reading back through all nested quotes if you want it to make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260696
>>9260683
just fuck already

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>>9260675
You're probably right. I love computers and the Web and I sit on /jp/ typing for 14 hours a day. But I think things like Facebook are stupid. Go out and have a real conversation. And even then, in real conversations, people pull out their phones and tweet about what they're doing. When did this become fine? It's completely rude, but technology has some "meta" presence where real-life people are fine with it. And then when people *do* have conversations, it's some awkward clusterfuck of memes or transactional turn-taking.
All this is only based on my personal experiences of course, but most people in the college I went to would just yell catchphrases at each other. Why say anything else? You've already established everything over Facebook. I even went to a couple of small parties. Everyone sat around doing nothing until someone whipped out their phone and everyone else followed suit. I know it's entirely hypocritical coming from a guy like me, and if anything this is the sort of thing I should be grateful for, but it's completely retarded and I'm sure that within the next few decades the real world conversation will be dead.

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>>9260683

Passive-aggressive faggot confirmed for butthurt.

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>>9260704
"Read the whole thread again" has never been an actual argument.

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>>9260719
Haha, "the whole thread"? The nested replies probably number less than half a dozen.
Plus, it wasn't an argument; I was simply trying to reconcile your apparent misunderstanding.
Now I realize you're just angry and butthurt.

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>>9260744
I merely see a person out of cogent arguments and ideas.

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>>9260744
>you're just angry and butthurt.

The /jp/ nomenclature is "owned and buttangery"

[Anonymous No.]

why don't you take you epic trolls back to /a/ or whatever board you shitpost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260766
This thread was fun.

[Anonymous No.]

Since this thread seems to be winding down now, can someone take a quick minute to briefly explain what the flying shit happened to this place since about may 2010?

I've been serving a sentence for assault, and only got released last week.

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>>9260800
eternal september

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>>9260756
>obnoxious and unapologetic
>thinks himself a classy gentleman
this might be why people have been telling you the entire thread that you're wrong

just sayin

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>>9260628
>>9260623
"it" is offensive to most people.
just ask what pronouns they prefer, it's not rude. if anything they will be happy you bothered instead of using the wrong one.

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>>9260805
Nothing more specific than that, huh?
Guess I'll just have to read about it in the archive.

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>>9260820
who r u qoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260820
Shaddap, /v/-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260836
>>9260831
>>9260827
u mad

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>>9260820

Back to /a/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260839
yes i'm mad now get the FUCK back to /v/ before I tell your mom on you

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>9260512
>Using a dating site for dates is like trying to make friends on Omegle.
That's pretty much my impression of them as well.

>romantically desperate people of both genders, too.
Yeah, I mean, whatever works for the individual.

>the concept of having an online catalogue of human beings to date appeals to my autism
I've never looked at it that way. I would imagine it definitely would nicely jive with neurosis.

There's this female I know who signed up on one of those sites and is CONSTANTLY getting messaged by dudes who are pretty forthright about their darkest desires. The last one I saw was from someone who simply asked if she would be interested in penetrating him with a dildo belt. Like, nice tact.

Seems to me like that would be a second date kinda thing wwww.

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>>9260845
you keep responding so i'll just stay here and enjoy your tears, nerd

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>>9259919
This is why I still maintain hope for me. Of course, with age, my looks are deteriorating, but still...

btw
>implying 6 of these messages weren't system messages or spam

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>>9260800
In October 2010, moot embedded a Japanese pudding commercial on all the boards, starting with /jp/. A bunch of people from /b/ invaded and spammed us as a result, and the only mod who gave a damn about us (Anonymous-san) made a sticky and dished out a few bans, but was quickly overwhelmed. A little later, our meido stepped down because the staff clearly didn't give a damn about us. Anonymous-san was fired for an unrelated stalking incident.

So we were without effective moderation for a while, and most of 2011 was a complete mess. People actually formed online groups dedicated to shitposting on /jp/, and a lot of morons flocked here. We got some new janitors and overall they've been doing a good job, but the shitposters like to stir drama and insist XYZ is unfair and whatever. The latest gimmick is to be persistently autistic in justifying your shitposts. For example, remember the Saten spammer? Now a small group of people are sincerely claiming we should be allowed Saten threads because she had small cameos in a LN and an appearance in a VN. And the worst part? It's working.

Basically, /jp/ is lost to the shitposters. They're the mafia of /jp/, and mob rule is the new name of the game. You can't beat them, so the only option is to join them. Try out some irony: typ like dis like HELL xD and you'll see how addicting it can be.

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>>9260617
He's not a tranny, she's transgender. And he became transgender after and as a result of her getting bullied.

I thought /jp/ was all over crossdressing / being the little girl.

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>>9260756
I don't doubt you'll blow this off while telling yourself how good you are at argumentation, but I was genuinely trying to help you connect the dots.

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>>9260872

You don't know shit about this board OR 4chan. This is one of the cleanest (in terms of off-topic and shitposting) boards here. Your autistic expectations/fantasy of a perfect board where nothing you disapprove of is ever posted is far-fetched. Get a life nerd LOL.

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>>9260881
But we're not about BEING A DISGUSTING DISFIGURED FAGGOT QUEER THESE PEOPLE ARE SO MESSED UP WHAT THE FUCK IT'S PATHETIC THEY'RE FREAKS OF NATURE AM I RIGHT /pol/ BROS.

Now that that's out the way, we're about becoming the little girl in a different way. Unfortunately, technology isn't quite up to scratch with what we want yet.

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>>9260872
Well first of all, thanks for typing that out.
Figures moot would shit all over a good thing like that. Guess Satorin finally got his weeaboo/random.

>Basically, /jp/ is lost to the shitposters. They're the mafia of /jp/, and mob rule is the new name of the game. You can't beat them, so the only option is to join them. Try out some irony: typ like dis like HELL xD and you'll see how addicting it can be.

This is actually a little upsetting. I actually looked forward to coming back, too. Outside of a few meta posts in this trash heap of a thread, I think I'll avoid making the board any worse, on my part. Typing like a 14 year old is hardly the path I want to walk down.

Was there ever like a mass exodus, or did people simply adapt without a word?

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>>9260916
>Why are you still here? We're all waiting for you at /bun/

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>>9260902
You think he has a vagina?
Taken sex operation?
Hormones?

None of that. Transgender, "is a general term applied to a variety of individuals, behaviors, and groups involving tendencies to vary from culturally conventional gender roles." Terre merely crossdresses. A crossdressser is most likely a transgender.

I'm not gonna hack at you, it's a pretty common misconception. But now you've learned.

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>>9260383
Respectful, friendly and nice are 3 different things.
Nice just means that you are acting nicely: ie: greeting them (politely), letting them take the last piece of cake etc. Friendly behavior can mean punching the guy in question (if it's for his own good). Respect requires neither (though friendship requires respect).

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>>9260951
ha
according to that I am transgender
I most assuredly am not, but whatever.

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>>9260916
If Satorin came back he would be an above-average poster, that's the kind of shithole this is now.

>Was there ever like a mass exodus, or did people simply adapt without a word?
Maybe a steady outflow. People stopped complaining about retardation because retards took it as an invitation to make ten times as many retarded posts and threads as they had been making before. You'll hear some "people don't visit /jp/ much anymore" in various places.

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>>9261034
>If Satorin came back he would be an above-average poster, that's the kind of shithole this is now.

I don't have words to express how I feel about that.
I really don't.

>Maybe a steady outflow. People stopped complaining about retardation because retards took it as an invitation to make ten times as many retarded posts and threads as they had been making before. You'll hear some "people don't visit /jp/ much anymore" in various places.

That makes sense. Well, thanks again for your time, anon, things are a little clearer now. It's a shame things turned out this way though.

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>>9260951
>involving tendencies to vary from culturally conventional gender roles
I'm a man who likes to cook. Does that make me transgender?

[Anonymous No.]

To the guy asking about how to refer to transgenders, there's a slight section on it in the 'interview' below. May also find the rest of the text of interest.

http://www.comatonse.com/writings/2011_terre_interviews_terre.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>9261237
Do you feel feminine while you're cooking?
You know you're asking a silly question, yet you post.

[Anonymous No.]

You should use Ian Somerhalder, that guy is freaking hot too.
I did some Arabian model too once, was funny.

But I should get a haircut, I'm pretty good looking. Just bad with taking care of myself.

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>>9261251
Thanks, this is useful.

Though it is a little complex. I understand everyone's beliefs stem from some pretty complicated mish-mash of ideas and opinions, but reading this seriously makes me want to support a binary gender system because of how much less confusing it is.

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>>9261363
Sincerely hope you don't. It may be complicated, but it seems like so does everything when you stop following the rules.

Listen to some music and relax.
If you like Electronic music, you may have heard of Midtown 120 Blues. It's a famous Deep House album released under DJ Sprinkles, an other moniker of Terre. If you like your Nihon you may appreciate a cute two-part interview with a Japanese transgender in the album Routes Not Roots released under 'K-S.H.E', not to say the rest of the album is any less appealing.