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9259890 No.9259890 [Reply] [Original]

Welcome to McDonalds, make I take your order?

>> No.9259891

I ordered a coke, but it's flat.

>> No.9259893
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chichan

>> No.9259894

Aren't you on the wrong side of the counter?

>> No.9259898

>>9259894
McDonalds is a fancy restaurant in Japan. She's standing at your table as a waitress. .

>> No.9259902

can I have one large Hot Breast Milk please

>> No.9259903
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1 chihayaburger with fries hold the talent

>> No.9259905

Two violent semen infernos and one joy of internal ejaculation, onegai.

>> No.9259907

holy shit that's cute

where is this girl from?

>> No.9259909

>>9259905
>>9259903
>>9259902
That's not on the menu.

>> No.9259929

>>9259903
shitty idol pls go

>> No.9259936

>>9259907
The bURGERM@STER

>> No.9259940

>>9259907
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk

I rike ham buh guh

>> No.9259956

OP posted the same thread on /a/.

>> No.9259953
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>>9259940
chihaya has the worst voice

>> No.9259968

>>9259956

I like this thread better. the one on /a/ turned into a fox shitting into a subway footlong.

>> No.9259986

you too

no actually I'd like a coke float.

>> No.9260009

>>9259890
>make

>> No.9260010

>>9259953
at least she doesn't carry around a stuffed toy with shit stains on it

>> No.9260017

I'd like a number 6 with a side order of your fecal matter served on the side and make that a medium with your piss please (◡‿◡✿)

>> No.9260028

Has anyone already did the big smoke joke?

>> No.9260039

>>9260028
Nope. Still waiting for that one.

>> No.9260051
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I want breakfast

>> No.9260059

>>9260051

I'm sorry sir, we stopped serving breakfast 3 minutes ago. You may choose from the lunch menu.

>> No.9260062

I want a smile

>> No.9260066 [DELETED] 

>>9259890

I heard that smiles were free~

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>>9260059

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>>9260062
>>9260066

>> No.9260083

flatchested breast

>> No.9260093
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>>9260081
Does Chihaya ever smile or laugh happily without being forced?

>> No.9260095

Chihaya butts and anuses.

>> No.9260114
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I'm Chihaya the Idol. People think I'm gloomy but I sing and dance and stuff.

>> No.9260121

>>9260114
>People think I'm gloomy
Those are just the secondaries, don't mind them Chihaya.

>> No.9260145

I am NEET. What the hell am I doing in mcdonalds?

The fuck is this? The fuck is that? The fuck are you?!

>> No.9260153

I had a fantasy where Makoto walks in on a naked Iori~n and Makota accidentally reveals she's a futa. And Iori~n helps her 'hide' it

>> No.9260155

>>9260114
What a perfect figure. It's like everything but her torso grew.

>> No.9260161
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>>9260153
Nobody cares about those second rate idols. Chihaya only.

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>>9260161

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I don't ever think I've been turned on by someone who worked at McDonald's before. Welp, there's a first time for everything...

>> No.9260206
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>>9260184
Don't bully Chihaya in her own thread.

>> No.9260209
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>>9260206

I don't seem to remember Makoto giving Chihaya permission to even have a thread.

>> No.9260213

I'll have a large #1 with a coke, and I'll take a 20pc McNuggets with sweet n sour sauce and bbq sauce, and I'll have another Big Mac sandwich.

Thanks.

>> No.9260217
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I would like a chicken sandwich

>> No.9260227
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>>9260209
Go sit on a bumpy cucumber, slut idol.

>> No.9260241

10 piece nugget with chipotle bbq sauce, a medium fry and a cup for water.

>> No.9260264
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9260264

I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number nine large with extra dip, A number six large, Two number nines large, one with cheese with extra dip, A number six large, one with cheese, two number fourty fives with extra dip, a number seven large, a number six, two number nines ones with cheese, and a large soda.

>> No.9260484

>>9260264
Um...would that be grilled or crispy, and would you like a coke with those?

>> No.9260499

I'll have a number four, a number six, and throw in the plastic donut
just enjoy the gritty crunch it taste JUST LIKE CHICKEN

>> No.9260504

>>9260499
You have no idea how long I've been waiting for someone to say this

>> No.9260633

>>9260017

>> No.9260712

>>9259890
one Big Mac, Medium fies, your phone numer, and a Coke please.

>> No.9260740

>>9260499
Gotta have it super fast

>> No.9260745

>>9260712
arent we just the sly Casanova

>> No.9260808

>>9259890
But it's mine! You can't have it. What are you going to do with it, anyway? a plebeian female like you couldn't possibly understand the intricate details and pleasures that go with it. You are a waste of space, bitch. Why don't you make me a coke, that's all you're good for, isn't it? And give me some fries. Yeah. YEAH! BITCH. FRIES. Go, make them. That's your purpose. That's where you belong. The deep fryer is your destiny. Don't you dare try to fight the natural order. Now GET WITH IT.
Huh? What was that? Whether I want ketchup? You little runt, don't you understand ANYTHING? No, I do NOT want "ket chup". Are you trying to kill the food?
How much is that? Yeah? Here, take this bill. I'm sure it is more money than you have ever held in your hand before. No, I don't need the change. Keep it. Do you see the gap between us? You shouldn't even LOOK at the likes of me. Go ahead, cast your eyes aside. Hey, I'M SPEAKING TO YOU!
Bitch.

I hate restaurants

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>>9260808
:------DDDDDD

>> No.9260830

>>9260825
attention whore

>> No.9260841

>>9260825
Get out. We don't need you here. Go back to the original content thread with your shitty skills.

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>>9260830
>>9260841
I'm not him.

>> No.9260867

>>9259903
I wish I could hug a Anzu of my own.

>> No.9260883
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9260883

I wish I was cute like anzuchang

I wish I was anzuchang

>> No.9260891

I wish I was cute like Chihaya

I wish I was Chihaya

>> No.9260899

I was watching something last night, I don't really remember what or if it was a dream.
But there were pirates and their was a scene where they went into mcdonalds, but it was called Double Arrrrches
I was humored

>> No.9260947

>>9260883
I wish you were, so that I could fuq you.

>> No.9261001
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>eating at McDonalds

No thanks Amerifats

>> No.9261013

A large coffee please.

>> No.9261164
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>>9261001
>Drinking McDonald's coffee

>> No.9261210

>>9260891
Being Chihaya looks kinda depressing. I wish I was.... Ryou. He's truly living the dream.

>> No.9261228

>>9261210
Do you know anything about leading a non-depressing life?

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