/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Let's tell some /jp/ jokes.

Why'd the /jp/er cross the road?
his parents owned a mobile home

How many cocks can a /jp/er fit in their mouth at once?
Depends how many people are in the room

Why'd the /jp/er bring his computer into the bathroom?
he had to take a shitpost

What do you get when you cross a NEET, an otaku, and a hikkikomori?
a faggot

What's the first thing a /jp/er makes sure of when writing an email?
That it's addressed touhoum they want to read it

When Flan ripped her dress, what did they fix it with?
A patch-ouli

Why'd the /jp/er's dad take his son to work?
It was "take your daughter to work day"

[Anonymous No.]

Why'd the /jp/sie have to call his mom to pick him up from his friend's sleepover?

He couldn't fate/stay the night

[Anonymous No.]

Mobile homes typically never leave their foundations.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259223
You're technically an idiot

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259227
I said typically, triple autist.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu, Marisa and Yukari walk into a bar. The bartender asks to see some ID. Reimu takes out a scroll that cannot lie, Marisa takes out a broom-flying license, and Yukari unhooks her bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259227

you're technically a bully

"do you understand that words have the power to hurt people
i dont think you do
im not just text and pictures
theres a real person typing this and that person feels sad because of what you said
i hope some day you realise that"

- dontbullymeormyfriendschan

[Anonymous No.]

I these kinds of jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

what did the /jp/er say to the little girl?
content too lewd for this worksafe board

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259237
I admire you for sticking up for people. I wish I was that brave

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259237
I love that guy

[Anonymous No.]

What'd the /jp/er say to the guy talking to him in Greenwich?
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

What did Marisa fill out when she applied for a locksmith position?

Her key-resume

[Anonymous No.]

Three /jp/sies walk into bar
Just kidding

[Anonymous No.]

was dontbullymeormyfriendschan banned?

if so, why?

ban evasion?

[Anonymous No.]

shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259268

being a fag is against the rules

[Anonymous No.]

a /jp/sie tries to make a joke
can't due to autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259213
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>>9259269
Fuck off with your spoilers

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259239

wat

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259274
spoiler = punchline didn't you get the memo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259274

You have autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259213
Above average, the average being underneath the barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

What'd the /jp/sie order at the bar?
directions to the gloryhole

[Anonymous No.]

Why wasn't Hong Meiling allowed to work for the SDM anymore?
She was a chink

[Anonymous No.]

>It was "take your daughter to work day"

I
I like this one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259252

i just dont like bullies

>>9259253

yes, he was one of my favorite tripfriends

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Why'd the /jp/er take antacids after leaving the bathroom at the rest stop?
Cocks give him heartburn

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>>9259223
your thinking american whitetrash, most mobile homes internationally are essentially double deckker vans with beds

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What'd the NEET's dad say to the NEET first thing in the morning?
I'm disappointed in you son

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>why'd the /jp/er cross the road?
He NEETed to get to the other side
>How many cocks can a /jp/er fit in their mouth at once
0, he's too poor to afford food
>Why'd the /jp/er bring his computer into the bathroom
He has a crippling addiction to computers that is ruining his life
>Why'd the /jp/er's dad take his son to work?
He didn't; he was too embarrassed of his failure of a son and long ago convinced himself that he had no children

[Anonymous No.]

Fix the fucking mobile site moothem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259324
I got some good laughs out of this before realizing you were making fun of me. Jerk.