Nihon

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to Japan for 3 weeks and dunno what to do, any ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

ｇｉｇｏｌｏ

[Anonymous No.]

leave the airport and go home. you're going to be really disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

suck my cock i can give you a vacation you truly won't forget you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.]

If you're going to Tokyo, hit up all the best restaurants. A sizeable chunk of Japan's culture is in its food.

[Anonymous No.]

molest women on trains

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257706

Hey, this isn't funny any more. Stop threadshitting with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257712


i never said it was funny. suck my fucking cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257715

fyi you are going to get banned if MARMANDY JONES catches you shitposting

he's been handing out perma-boardbans for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257719

I certainly don't want to be banned. What can I do to stop such a horrible fate from befalling on me?

[Anonymous No.]

I am also going to japan.
bumpo

[Anonymous No.]

Aw shit, I'm also going next tuesday.

[Anonymous No.]

I would say use the chance to buy a few PC Engines, Mega Drives and Super Famicom games but I am guessing you are some poor fuck who got a free vacation for graduating from high school from mommy and daddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257722
you can try sucking on my cock dude

[Anonymous No.]

Eat everything.
Even the stuff you usually hate. For example I can't stand pumpkin but when I had it in japan I didn't hate it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257737

You don't even know how glad I would be to suck your cock dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257751
Level 99 weeaboo

[Anonymous No.]

pumpkin are not eat outside of japan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257803

No. Only in pie and soup. Doing so brings great i insult to Americans and their culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257751
I fucking hate Pumpkins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257719

>MARMANDY JONES

Was that the guy who payed to become a moderator?

[Anonymous No.]

son pumpkins are nasty as shit. only poor plebs eat pumpkin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257814

i believe you have misconceptions about MARMANDY JONES

[Anonymous No.]

I'm also going next month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257813

what if they are smashed as in smashing pumpkins

the smashing pumpkins if you will

[Anonymous No.]

Who wants to be on that long ass air flight to Japan?

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuvxRMx0Vuo&feature=related

[Anonymous No.]

i am going to write a blog about my experience in japan because clearly people haven't been doing this for years and it will be interesting and cool

[Anonymous No.]

I know OP is a shitposter but I need to get some shitposting out of my system there couldn't have been a better thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Ｊｕｓｔ　ｇｏ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ａｎｄ　ｄｏｎ‘ｔ　ｃｏｍｅ　ｂａｃｋ．

Ｆａｃｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｒｅａｌ　ｎｉｐｐｏｎ，　ｃｏｗａｒｄ！

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ｅｅｔ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257932

This.

Japan needs babies. NOW.

Only you can save Japan with your seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257972
in the suffering of discrimination

[Anonymous No.]

im on vacation in japan right now, went to Hiroshima yesterday, been on a butt load of shinkansen and also been to Miyashima Yatsuyama and going to Kyoto and Osaka soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258086
>went to Hiroshima
enjoy your cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258106
hardy har har

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257972
I will be going to japan in October for three months I want to marry and impregnate a woman in japan and live happily ever after, how do I go about doing this jaypee I will also be backpacking

[Anonymous No.]

>>9257972
no it doesn't. the "great depression" shit is just nature returning the human population to more normal numbers. there's way too many people all over the world, it's unnatural.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258133

It may be unnatural, but I don't want to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258133
Next comes the part where all the loud ghetto people dominate the world and the zombie epidemic, Antarticans will survive and watch as humanity falls to pieces, then they shall breed like crazy and a new era with smart people and zero gangsters shall occur

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258124
Just go to some rural place in Hokkaido and wait for things happen.

[Dissability-san No.]

Go visit the ancient ruins that pre date the Jomon, Ainu, and Japanese.

I have no idea where they are or what they are called, but I know they exist.

Japan's temples are great, but rarely do you see or hear about the ancient structures.

Visit the Ainu and ask them about their legends.

Please visit a big big Japanese DVD store and come back to tell us what you find and what/how many Japanese delinquent movies there are.
Please tell us how much DVDs cost too.

Japanese military is awesome too, so that would be cool to see.

Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258155
it's not about dying, it's about reducing new births. less new births = less young people, so once the old people die off the population gets smaller, resources become cheaper and more available etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258155
>>9258155
Become Mokou otherwise tough luck pass on your seed and do your best to have a happy life, also don't make other people's lives miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258160
>Love Story in Hokkaido
I shall pass on my seed and live a happy life of farming, true hard work during the day, love and family time in the evening

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258133
Japan has a fragile economy, so decreasing birth rates isn't good for the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258162
But the only people having children are the loud obnoxious mal mannered teenagers, all the depressed people are the ones with the right genes, the next generations could spell disaster for the world with the scientific progression we have

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258154

what

>>9258166

Sometimes I wish I had someone to hold me when I'm about to die. Then I remember I'm terribly afraid of humans and would ask you to leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258187
It shall adapt, the Yakuza may end up taking over once the economy becomes super weak or many amerikans will leave and live a happy life with an autistic girl over there, same goes for the chubby landwhales in the US dominating some nippon men

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258198
Then comes the part where I come in dressed as your favorite animal and hold you telling you it'll be allright

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258196
then drop your standards and go have kids with some depressed hambeast.

[Anonymous No.]

And now I realize the deep down problem that has grew for years to make me hate this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258231

I'm OK with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258160
I went to Hokkaido once, I got in the local newspaper twice for participating in local activities, it was pretty strange. I was in a town with 0 income from tourism so I was the first white guy many people had ever seen in the flesh.

>>9258163
I actually found Ainu history to be somewhat boring, they came across from mongolia before the japanese, decided to revere bears as gods while sacrificing them until the Japanese decided to come along use their land for farming and telling them that their rituals were barbaric and that they should stop.

In the 1970s liberal guilt kicked in and the ainu got their rights back, I visited an ainu village/museum and the bears were so depressing, constantly vomiting and eating it back up. You could feel them cookies through tubes if you felt the need to. The smell was horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

I was in Japan twice!!

Guys!!

Guys!!

it's full of Japanese shit and the shit you expect

[Anonymous No.]

Bring a nice pair of binaculars, a folding chair, and some tacos. Find an elementary school with alot of girls in it, find a place to hide yourself, and watch girls from afar. Use tacos to cure empty stomach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258491
Can I take one home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258473
Did you get laid?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258491
Or use the tacos as bait to get them back to your room

[BasementFlan !fOS0n8t2CY No.]

Visit all of the roadside stations you can. They're all really different, and have a lot of neat local stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258473

Did mothers offer their ripe pre-teen daughters to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9258669
Yes I got laid but it wasn't with a local girl, just another student who came with me to study in Hokkaido.

>>9258717
Unfortunately not.

[Anonymous No.]

Go visit Aokigahara! Great tourist spot.

[Anonymous No.]

Where are you flying into? Are you visiting a specific region? Are you limited by budget or other factors? I'm currently living in Japan, and I'm actually willing to give you a serious answer.

[Phosgene !SIdJLyl5V2 No.]

>>9259594
actually if you did go there you could probably find money, cellphones and many other useful things from people that decided to remove themselves from the gene pool

[Anonymous No.]

I'm in Japan right now, only two more days to go. Damn tour group, restrictions on everything. Being a dirty chinaman doesn't help either

[Anonymous No.]

you get banned only for 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259914
That is one hell of a great ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/trv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259865
Op here, I'm actually going to take a ferry out of Busan South Korea to Shimonoseki, I'll have about 3k to have fun with, but of course I'm gonna be cheap as fuck as possible if I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259914
lel i got banned for 14 days last time i shitposted

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259914
>KimmoAlm.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>9259914
Reported for ban evasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260684
What kind of shitpost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9260713
Please review the global rules before posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/trv/

[Dissability-san No.]

>>9258473
They have way more history than that man
I can't even explain how unjust that Ainu history skim through was

Go buy a book on them and their legends shit bro