/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do you yuropoors(and other irrelevant people) deal with the fact you weren't born in USA?

[Ameriboo here No.]

Britlord here

I only watch American television and movies, listen to American music, eat American cuisine, visit American websites, read American literature, follow American politics etc.

I can pretend.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't
I wish I could move there

[Anonymous No.]

USA a shit.

it'd be nice to be born somewhere else in yurop where you can actually live off autism bucks though.

[Anonymous No.]

Like this:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18604664

But what about you? Do you enjoy sucking Jewish cocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254088
Oh yeah? I'm sure you enjoy all those mudslime and arab cocks in your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

http://youtu.be/1bXzFY72wbs

[Anonymous No.]

Thank god i'm not american

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254099
I like this eagle.

I'm adding it to my (the official /jp/) eagle collection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254088
Holy fuck, my country is outlawing circumcision?!
Why now, and not when I was a helpless little baby, without any defense against the whims of my parents?

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[Anonymous No.]

http://austinist.com/2012/06/27/texas_republican_party_seeks_ban_on.php

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>>9254141
I really like this one too

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>>9254153

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>>9254137
The funny thing about TIME is that the covers might be different, but the articles are all the same.

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>>9254158

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>>9254153
Don't get greedy, kid.

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>>9254063
>How do you yuropoors(and other irrelevant people) deal with the fact you weren't born in USA?

Pretty badly. Not having easily-obtainable, large displacement Vee-Aights with negligible tax, firearms and good quality burgers suck.

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>>9254138
This is why I love you.
Will you gay marry me as two little girls pretending to be middle aged fujoshi pretending to be young intellectual men with depressive disorders pretending to be underage /b/tards pretending to be little girls, sharing one heart and one passion?

[Ameriboo No.]

hey guys do you like my poncho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254063
Pretty good. Being a slav feels great.

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>>9254181
Yeah, I'm sure you enjoy all that poverty, slavshit.

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>>9254137
Europe: The world is fucked
US: Bad things are good

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>>9254196
Not exactly. I live in the US.

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>>9254197
Plenty of US mags report that the world is shit, that image just shows that TIME is owned by the government and is a shitty magazine.

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>>9254204
Damn, tell that before you post.

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>>9254137
Nice try Yuropoor.
Think with me.
In the U.S., who subscribes to Time? Your dentist and your grandma.

Overseas, who subscribes to Time? English-speaking global elites.

Think about it: The biggest barrier to entry when it comes to reading Time is being able to speak English. In the U.S., that's not a barrier at all. If you're in Brazil or Afghanistan or China, that's a huge barrier.

The people that subscribe to or buy Time overseas are a) very well educated, b) have enough disposable income to waste money on leisure reading, and c) are by definition interested in the world at large, since they're paying money to read a U.S.-based magazine rather than a domestic one. They're the perfect audience for weighty pieces about war and the environment.

[Anonymous No.]

Since 4chan was created by an American for Americans I think he should ban all the filthy scum that isn't American from 4chan. /jp/ would be clean once more, no more saten threads or dick sucking threads or THAT CHAIR WHEN.

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>>9254181
Shouldn't you be in a park doing some retarded dance to horrible Russian pop music while wearing a tracksuit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254216
This.

The bad shitposters are all foreign scum who never received a proper education and treatment for their autism. Instead they get paid to be autistic.

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>>9254225
A lot of them like to brag about how they are on benefits, it truly is repulsive.

[Anonymous No.]

>slavs

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>>9254225

Only in America do you get autismbux. The UK isn't part of Europe, so you don't actually get paid to be autistic anywhere in Europe.

>American education

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>>9254213
>very well educated
USA still fails to realize that being able to speak 2 languages is nothing special.

[Anonymous No.]

>American level
>Hamburger music starts playing
>Applause upon completion

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>>9254230
The truNEET shit was the downfall of /jp/. Being an autistic non-contributing zero spamming spurdo and flanshit suddenly became acceptable, nay, preferred.

There's a difference between being a loser and a loser idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Amerilards deal with the fact they're an artificial country with no history?

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>>9254235
Nice try, yuroshit. Americans needn't languages other than American, since we don't live in a piss-poor shithole like you.

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>>9254244
By being the most important country, scumbag.

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>>9254244
They inveade other countries and steal their history.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254244
by eating 20 more cheeseburgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254244

They eat more

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>>9254237

>american level
>music is clapping
>cheeseburger is health item

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>>9254244
Look at you trying to insult glorious Americans will speaking American, and yes it is American and not English. We took it as ours when we raped them and sent them back to their lands. Remain forever butt devastated yurocunt.

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>>9254243
I thought the truneet people were separate from the flanshit posters

[Anonymous No.]

The only thing that bothers me about my country is that the exchange rate is a bitch and online shopping ends up expensive. Electronics are also pricey for the same reason, a decent PC will eat your entire monthly salary in here.

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>>9254244
>>9254257
mfw yuros get butthurt because their country will never be as relevant as USA

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>>9254254
You fail to understand my point, my monolingual friend.

In Yurope, there are a lot of people who speak at least 2 languages. It is definitely not just the intellectual elite.

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>>9254281
Europe is the centre of the world.
For the past 1500 years, Europe dominated the world.

Enjoy your streak of what, 50 years, of being on top. It won't last and you will be remembered as that one country that started wars all the time and failed to create an empire.

[Anonymous No.]

>yuropoors
Enjoy your mudslime cock and Sharia Law.

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>>9254291
The difference is that you have to, because your miserable countries are so closely cramped together that learning more languages is essentially a requirement, as opposed to a humor.

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>>9254292
>1500 years
>implying sandniggers weren't the greatest power during much of the middle ages

[Anonymous No.]

never has an image been more relevant

[Anonymous No.]

good thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254295
Please.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-06-28/german-court-bans-circumcision-of-young-boys/4096998

[Anonymous No.]

How do Britfags deal with being the dumbest nation in the world?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159174/LEAF-survey-One-young-adults-think-eggs-come-wheat.h
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>>9254292
>Europe is the centre of the world.
More like the centre of emigration for niggers from 3rd World Countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254306
Rome.

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>>9254292

Keep crying, bitch nigga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254312
Yes, Europe is popular among everyone. Just like the centre of the world should be.

[Anonymous No.]

South american superior lord here.
I would like to move to a lot of countries, but never to USA.
Japan > Europe > America

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>>9254315
Eastern Rome was already dead by that time. Byzantium was a sandnigger shithole.

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>>9254315
Oh, you mean the superpower that BROKE APART about 1500 years ago?
They were big earlier, but not during the middle ages. (Well, constantinopel persisted until it was raided by muslims, but I don't really think that puts the Romans above sandniggers)

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>>9254233
you can get autism bucks anywhere in Yurop. it's just that most countries are more strict about it than USA.

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>>9254323
>Japan

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>>9254323
I don't know, the USA seems like a great place to live in if you already have a good education and can find a well-paying job. Not to mention all the possibilities living in such a huge country offers.

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>>9254326
>>9254327
The middle ages cover 1000 years.
By the time the Roman empire lost most of its power, the emerging northern european nations became the most important forces in the world.

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>>9254339
No, that wasn't until the sixteenth century at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254339
>became the most important forces in the world.
You mean in yurop. They became relevant in 15-16th centuries.

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>>9254350
You're forgetting the short 300 year period known as the high middle ages when Europe finally got a short break from depopulation and internal strife and got a chance to do productive stuff again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254351
Europe was the world before the 16th century.

[Anonymous No.]

>USA in charge of not drowning in debt

[Anonymous No.]

I live in Norway. So we've got A+++ quality of life thanks to shittons of oil paying for shittons of SOCIALISM. So long as you don't go full retard and live in the big cities like Oslo, you'll avoid the worst of the immigrants taking advantage of our liberal immigration policy. And, of course, 90% English fluency rate.

Shit's expensive, though. We make more money doing the same jobs, but still.

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>>9254357
Wait, are you arguing Europe was a worldpower so long as you define the world as Europe? (and even then they had a neighbour they were having a really hard time to keep out, because he was several times bigger, better armed and better educated)

[Anonymous No.]

In all seriousness, China is the most respectable country in the world.
They have a longer history and richer culture than any other nation.
They invented fucking everything millennia before the Western world.
Even now they are one of the most powerful countries, not only economically.

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>>9254297
And in your lacking reading comprehension you did not notice what I was responding to, did you?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm Finnish wanna fight about it nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254370
No. I'm saying Europe is the centre of the world.

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>>9254367
My dad had two Norwegian oil men come to our house. They were really non-confrontational and were fascinated by guns. Despite that, they did some pretty stupid shit, like randomly firing into the horizon without caring what it may hit.

Please explain this behavior.

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>>9254376
I agree. But For most of our countries, China played a very small roll for most of their histories (barring the US, which does not have a history of their own).

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>>9254376
>They invented fucking everything millennia before the Western world.
No they didn't.

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>>9254380
Moot should rangeban Finland. Go back to yalta or how do you call that shithole where other finn retards gather.

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>>9254376
There seems to be a revolution trying to start up in China, people seem to be tired of their shit tier regime.

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>>9254390
This is what the western media is desperately trying to convince everyone of.

[Anonymous No.]

haahaha finland is now famous on the internet because of their stupid sproloololo :DDDD shit

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>>9254386
Yes, they did. They were using fairly advanced tools when Europeans were still running around with sticks.

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>>9254376
Keep dreaming chink. Your country weren't (and never will be) worth shit.

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>>9254400
Well sure they had an edge here or there. But you were saying China invented EVERYTHING fucking MILLENIA before Europe.

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>>9254400
Hahaha what the fuck is this idiot saying, China and other asian fuckholes got destroyed by superior western guns. GET FUCKED.

[Anonymous No.]

I live in france and it's easier here to get autism bux than in us so I guess I'm better off here.

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>>9254382
Norwegians are socially awkward as hell. And we can't have guns unless it's for hunting. So very few know shit about handling guns, but they're fucking guns so we still wanna handle them. Stupid shit ensues.

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>>9254400
Yet they're too stupid to use modern medicine instead of chinese folk medicine.

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>>9254388
If you didn't know, most of the invading comes from its /int/ board. And most of the people who spill that crap all over are the ones who get a free pass on the whole shitposting ("free pass" as in everyone shouting "ban finland!!" even if you're an American yourself).

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>>9254376
3000 years of mind-destroying legalism and calling deers horses doesn't make a culture glorious. It practically invented repression of the individual and has been almost completely stagnant for all but a few select centuries in history.

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>>9254400
I'm pretty sure all they did is invented powder, some shitty runes and irrelevant stuff. All the useful shit was invented by mesopotamians and greeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254406
China invented gunpowder centuries before it got to Yurop, white boy.

[Anonymous No.]

where we live does not matter

take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254424
But not guns, faggot. Inventing something and not using it right, only China could be so stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

Op would be mad as hell if he knew that the standard of living is much higher in most European countries.

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>>9254424
Then how come Chinks got fucked by it?

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>>9254425
I can't take it easy because of where I live

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>>9254429
You mean like the Ancient greeks invented the steam engine and everybody thought it was just a toy until the idea was re-evaluated over 1000 years later?

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>>9254436
I thought that was Romans
And I thought they just decided not to use it because they found it inefficient compared to using slaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254438
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_steam_engine

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>>9254425

the joke is these people don't even leave the house

[Anonymous No.]

I am a poor young male from Scandinavia that have been un employed and effectively a NEET for what's soon a decade.

The thought of having been a poor young male, that has been a NEET for so long, in America, is frightening.
I figure I would be dead or something.

[Anonymous No.]

German Herrenrasse here.
I'd rather kill myself than live in the USA.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254451
>German
>Herrenrasse
Sure thing, piefke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254432

taking it easy is a state of mind

>>9254449

that is the easiest way to take it easy

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>>9254446
>The earliest known rudimentary steam engine and reaction steam turbine, the aeolipile, is described by a Greek mathematician and engineer named Hero of Alexandria (Heron) in 1st century Roman Egypt

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254461
Not all states of mind are compatible with all situations

[Anonymous No.]

Man I love Europe vs USA threads. Why can't we have these instead of /soc/ threads?

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>>9254063
>1.07 mb screencap

Fuck off till you learn how to screen cap properly.

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>>9254416
We really need a kana captcha.

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>>9254450
>The thought of having been a poor young male, that has been a NEET for so long, in America, is frightening.
>I figure I would be dead or something.
You should come to Slavia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254478
Why
Can't practice unless you're forced to?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>le feel when moot still hasn't rangebanned all amerifats
feels bad man ;_;

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>>9254480
To hopefully prevent some of the shitposting from other boards.

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>>9254483
LOL TOO BAD 4CHAN IS AMERICAN IMAGEBOARD, ISN'T IT BUDDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>9254459
>Ostmark
Nicht einmal der Führer konnte eine Verwendung für dieses "Land" finden.

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>>9254473

here you go

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>>9254489
>>9254489
I'm pretty sure this won't keep /soc/ook faggots from posting

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry but Brits are the Master Race.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty good education
I would be nice to be mad as hell if you weren't born in USA
>I figure I would like a piss-poor shithole where other than live in a Greek mathematician and your entire monthly salary in China invented by eating 20 more relevant in Norway So we've got to American from Scandinavia that have to speak at least
>Japan
To hopefully prevent some pretty sure all If you mean in history
But For the world at you define the whims of their lands Remain forever butt devastated yurocunt
>cheeseburger is owned by it comes to take it truly is the past 1500 years
Pretty good thread
Only in 15-16th centuries
haahaha finland is clapping
I'm saying China is described by muslims but they're too stupid
I'm pretty sure all over are you enjoy all those mudslime and failed to brag about it easy
Moot should come Chinks got a piss-poor shithole
Nicht einmal der Führer konnte eine Verwendung für dieses "Land" finden
Yes Europe so long as hell if you're in such a bitch and live does not a loser idiot saying China invented the fact they're fucking guns so long as you yuropoors(and other boards
To hopefully prevent some pretty sure all that the whims of having been a domestic one too stupid shit ensues
Nice try Yuropoor
where I really need a huge barrier to Time is this won't last and c) are on benefits it right only China that's a loser and treatment for the Western world
Hahaha what it inefficient compared to brag about war and c) are more languages is the high middle ages
By the covers might be young intellectual elite

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>>9254512
>Britain, France and Germany each hold over 500% of all persons mentioned

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>>9254512
>I have never heard anything about it, so it must be comepletely unimportant
This is a great collection of trollcharts.

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>>9254820
>I figure I would like a piss-poor shithole where other than live in a Greek mathematician and your entire monthly salary in China invented by eating 20 more relevant in Norway So we've got to American from Scandinavia that have to speak at least
Could you please not use google-translate to post here?

[Anonymous No.]

japan > europe dominated the invading comes to usa threads why i don't live in charge of mind-destroying legalism and i would be clean once more no i'm sure you mean like this one of the people don't go
i would like a loser and live in the joke is described by that broke apart about time to be a lot of life thanks to time your entire monthly salary in here
>implying sandniggers weren't born in the world
this won't last and not to entry when europe is these people seem to be different but you enjoy all if you weren't (and even then how do you did they had a shit tier regime
i'd rather kill myself than in yurop white boy