/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 9:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.

DON'T LEAVE ME JAYPEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

no.
fak u.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there an IRC we can go to?

[Anonymous No.]

Has moot ever had bigger and bolder text than that as the news message? Because damn, that would probably flood the entire screen of a small monitor.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it, I'm posting shit in gelbooru. Wish me luck for not getting a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250647
kill yourself u pos

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250704
>>>/GHOST/

[Anonymous No.]

Read some manga,like Thermae Romae

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250719
Previously he used <font> tags because he's a fucking idiot. This is a H1, also because he's a fucking idiot, so it may appear larger or smaller depending on the new stylesheets and your browser set up.

Pretty sure he's had obnoxiously large text for things like 4chan.js, though.

And <blink> tags.

[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250719
I'm pretty sure that the message telling people to not save an image as .js ("Are you people really this stupid?") and run it was bigger.

Also, there used to be cute little banners that contained his messages, but apparently people ignored them as ads and he stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

someone hurry and suck my dick before it goes down

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250719
If the screen is small enough, it changes to a Show\Hide link.

[Anonymous No.]

A whole few hours without /jp/? how horrible..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250719
Oh, also, the text calling for the final raid against the spammers from those get-paid-to-upload sites and Anontalk was pretty big. It went back to normal size after the CAPTCHA came though.

[Anonymous No.]

That's why right before the site is about to go down you make a thread and bump it to be on the front page so it gets really popular on /ghost/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250786
We can take a break from dealing with these nerds and spend some time together, Saten-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250786
A few hours? What if /jp/ is getting deleted? No pardon, no clemency, no reprieve. He could do it at a moment's notice. Moot could have a heart attack during the maintenance and 4chan would be gone for good. Think about it.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a safe place to ride this through for the night

Anyone have room in a closet or under their bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250824

The only board that I think has its fate sealed for eventual extinction is /mlp/, since it's just a fad. Something happening to moot during maintenance would be kind of a mixed blessing, on the one hand no more /jp/ but on the other there also would be no more /b/, /adv/, /soc/ and /r9k/. 4chan's been far more dead to me than alive the past few years anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250808
That sounds like fun! what do you want to do? we could play a game, dress up in different clothes, we could even bake!

>>9250824
Please dont say such scary things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250824
You could have a heart attack during the maintenance and never come here again, but you probably aren't worried about such things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250854
4chan will heal soon. Most of the kiddies would rather get their dose of retarded memes from reddit and facebook than 4chan these days. Anonymous The Great Hacker SuperCollective is desperately trying to be moralfags and distance themselves from 4chan. It's only a matter of time until the media stops saying that 4chan is responsible for their stupid bullshit too.

It will all die down soon, and we can get back to the worthless drivel that we posted about pre-2008.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250854

This Japanese thing is just a phase for 99% of the people here. You will eventually grow out of it and get a crappy job and meet "the one" and get married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250860
Of course not. When I die, reality will stop existing, 4chan included, so it doesn't really matter at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250795
>anontalk
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a good while.

[Anonymous No.]

#/jaypee/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250881
try pre 2007

after the habbo hotel raids (the second round, not the first) is when we got the biggest influx of newfags

believe me, i've been here since 2005, the site is nowhere near what it used to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250882
>This Japanese thing is just a phase for 99% of the people here.
I'd say that 66% of the people here despise Japan and weeaboos (who they define as anyone who likes anything about Japan, what-so-ever). Those people will definitely leave before we do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250858
How about you dress up in different clothes and I'll play with you? Or if you insist on baking I have a really tasty loaf of bread I could share.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this another "4chan was better in $YEAR" thread?

I like reading old posts on The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture.

2006: 4chan died in 2005!
2007: 4chan died in 2006!
2008: 4chan died in 2007!

And so on. I'm glad threads are ephemeral or a *lot* of people would be disappointed.

[Identifier !EHHHH75c.. No.]

>/jp/sies' cellphone after they were asleep during the warning

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>>9250900
That was nothing. Those guys did retarded things like `if /b/ can count to 10, I'll cut my head off with a chainsaw on a stream'. Annoying and prevalent, but nowhere near as cancerous as the latter cancer.

Chanology brought in the idiots from Digg on a huge scale. It was when it became popular on campuses to get your guy fawkes mask and tall people how cool and edgy it was over at 4chan.

It wasn't that great before, but the people attracted in non-political usually ended up leaving or adapting themselves, where as moralfags just complaining until they changed everything and invited all their friends which led to shit like `this guy called be gay in 3rd period and it offended me cuz i am gay plz call him and raid him guise'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250914
You should be careful with such offers Anon-kun, one day i may accept your offer and then you will have to take responsibility!

[Anonymous No.]

You COMPLETELY miss the point of /b/. /b/ is not Fark "oh hay guys i found a cute link ha ha." /b/ is not Slashdot's psuedo-intellectual discussion. /b/ is not Livejournal, SuicideGirls, or HotOrNot. /b/ is a place for people to be monsters- the horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters that they really are.

Tsunami owns the Asian continent and we laugh. Psychotic emo takes his sickness out on a cat and we laugh. People mutilate themselves for no apparant reason and we laugh. Suicide, homocide, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia and baseless hate- we laugh. We are mindless "me-too"ism; we are irrational preference; we are pointless flame wars; we are the true face of the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250961
We should make a /jp/ thread there again. Not intended as a raid, but just to have fun. That way, we won't get banned because we aren't violating /b/ rules, and we aren't raiding the board, since we have fun. Actually these days I go I went there and I pretended to be from 2chan. It was pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250961
nice copypasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250961
it's like I really read some ED article

/b/ was just random bullshit, the only reason it got the EDGY BE A MONSTER person was because of anonymity and little to no rules on what can be posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250961
>we
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250972
How?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250961
Pulled up /b/ for the first time in forever after I read your post
>5 post count roll threads
>1 handout thread begging for a 48 hour xbox live account
>1 pony thread with over 200 replies
>1 thread with a guy asking the name of some slut
>1 triforce thread
>1 steam thread
>1 thread with a guy spamming links to some camwhore streaming site
>1 gamer /soc/ thread
>1 weak Pro-Islam troll thread
>1 weak reddit troll thread
>1 marijuana thread

"True face of the internet"

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>>9250984
How did I pretend to be japanese? Well, I'm fairly experienced with the language, so I know basic vocabulary. A few kanji (about 50) and basic expressions, and they fell completely for it. I'm going to do that again one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250910
8 times out of 10 they're underage or have an intellect of the average /v/irgin as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251002
I haven't been in /b/ since 2007.... holy fuck it's even shittier...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251011
Half of the shitposting here is from /v/, the other half is from finland

[Anonymous No.]

We should all take it upon ourselves to post at least one thread on /b/ a day. It could be called the "/b/ Rehabilitation Program". It doesn't even need to be quality. Just pic a shitpost that you find vaguely amusing on /jp/ and cross-post it. It would still be far better than the shit that passes as epic on /b/.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought this wasn't going to be a big deal, but now I'm getting very nervous. If there isn't a flanfly thread at 2, I might just open a portal.

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>>9251011
Sounds accurate. There are countless posters on /v/ who will have a knee-jerk reaction to any Japanese game that looks "weeaboo", and won't touch it at all. The jrpg genre is probably the most hated there after moba.

I can't tell whether they're trolling or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251030
Or we just take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251030
I'm with this guy >>9251037

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251029
Doubt it. It's been years. Far too autistic for something from /v/. These are domestic terrorist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251030
I don't care about /b/ though
Let /b/ drown in shit for the sake of other boards

[Anonymous No.]

>>9250957
Don't worry, I take good care of cute things. We could drift off to sleep holding each other with the scent of freshly baked bread still in the air.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251036
I visited /v/ for the first time the other day and it was brooding with new and normalfags.

Seriously, like people honestly admitting they are newfags and giant threads about FPS game #3465436327 and being excited for it

shit is sad, that board was fun once, but that was a long time ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251031
don't worry

emergency flanfly on on the way

take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251030
Waste of time. /b/ is slowing down anyway. The problem will solve itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251051
Woops, I ment to type
>For the first time in years

It wasn't my first time going, please don't be confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251047
It won't drown, it will overflow and spread. The /b/ shitposters followed the previous /b/ shitposters to /v/. Now that /v/ is overflowing, they will look for a new home.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys post on /b/ and you care whether /b/ is shit or not?

[Anonymous No.]

It's almost time isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

Every now and then I wonder what /b/ is like so I lurk for a few minutes and I'm actually pleasantly surprised. Checked it a few months ago and the first thread I saw was a Touhou thread on par with /jp/'s (I know that's not saying much). Maybe I just get lucky, but there's still _some_ wapanese presence and it's not like TITS OR GTFO or LULZ EPIC FAIL are anything new.

I dunno, maybe it's just impossible to be disappointed at something when you consider it the bottom of the barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251061
/jp/ is the new /b/ (circa 2006). It tells our future.

If only we had listened to Suigin and QC! We need Nazis and we need it now!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251066
hold me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251060
if they were to ever get to /jp/ it would go

/b/ -> /v/ -> /a/ -> /jp/

maybe stopping at /mu/ or /g/ along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251060
/g/ seems to be it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251002
just pulled up /b/.
boards.4chan.org/b/res/408811191 since I have no clue how to link between boards.
This is the old /b/ that is thought to have been long lost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251060
/sp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251066
>>9251073
Any last words?

[Anonymous No.]

16 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251069
Perhaps you are seeing my threads? I try to make a few japanese\anime\loli threads a day. Most of them are ignored, but sometimes....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251092
WCH
2HU
WLD
UFQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251098
How about we make a thread there and just pretend we're on a weeabo /b/? No raid intention, just for having fun and for the sake of the old times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251091
/sp/ became shitty (and a special brand of shitty at that) on it's own. It didn't need /b/'s help with that.

[Anonymous No.]

hahaha.....heheh.....hahaheheha....

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

SE YOU IN HELL FUCKERS. WHERE WE BELONG!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251091
>>9251113
Reminder that /sp/ was a trial board and deleted twice because weeaboos don't give a shit about sports.

Now it's one of 4chan's most popular and influential boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251113
Well moot giving it way too much attention and attracting off-boarders certainly didn't help.

Not that it was ever all that good to begin with but at least you could have proper sports threads without spam or off-topic stuff.

Oh well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251096
Oh god, that Johnny Cash song 25 Minutes started playing on this local radio station just now. It feel so bad for the condemned criminal. It's terrifying.

13 minutes to go....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251124
It sure is lonely sometimes on 4chan when you're a weaaboo NEET sportsnut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251124
that's because normalfags like sports
and 4chan is now full of normals

[Anonymous No.]

CRAZY!!

[Anonymous No.]

8 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.]

>approximately
>approximately
>approximately
>approximately

[Anonymous No.]

See you again on the other side, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251185
Oh god, this is really going to happen, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

2 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.]

I just wanted to tell all of you, in case this is the last time we meet. I love all of you autistic faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

Goodbye /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Bye bye /jp/ for a few hours! try to take it easy!

[Anonymous No.]

GET IT?!

[Anonymous No.]

Last!

[Anonymous No.]

this is really happening isn't it

[Anonymous No.]

I love you /jp/, goodbye.

[Anonymous No.]

Last post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251236
I love you as much as I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll miss you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251236
I love you too, Anonymous! May we meet again, in this life or the next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251252
no.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we dead? Is this a dream?

[Anonymous No.]

Watch it be an elaborate hoax.

[Anonymous No.]

See that wasn't so bad was it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I nearly have a heart attack...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251276
>>9251276
>>9251276
>>9251276
>>9251276

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to purgatory

[Anonymous No.]

So did the dream end?

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit dude it's like trippy and stuff haha

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of terrible person would play with our emotions like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251284
No, it's just beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251276
I was just about to make a comment about instrumentality.

[Anonymous No.]

Playing Komm Susser Tod right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>Update: We aren't adding or removing any boards. Stop believing stupid shit/fake chatlogs that you see on 4chan. Christ.


moot you troll

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE WON'T NEED EYES TO SEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251301
Clearly he's trying to prevent an uprising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251301
I lol'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251301
That just makes me even more terrified!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251301
It has proper grammar so it must be someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

You people are pathetic use the time to:

Go read an Eroge
Go read a LN
Go read/play a VN
Go play a game ( preferably PC-98 touhou quick and fun )
Go read a book
Go talk to an actual person
Go draw something that's not shit
Go dust of your dolls
Go masturbate
Go watch that anime backlog
Go out with your friends
Go and fucking enjoy life not strapped to the face by your PC on the SLOWEST board on 4chan

you won't miss anything and will probably gain something, use the time to educate yourself on something or apply for a job use the time to LIVE dammit

/jp/ isn't worth missing all that

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251310
He can write in proper English without emoticons, he just chooses not to when posting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251323
But he never capitalizes anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251310
Moot can use proper grammar. Just look at the News page. He simply chooses not to employ it for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251329
>SLOWEST
There's a lot of boards slower than /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251329

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>>9251335
His news posts were ghostwritten by CV and A-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251329
>Go talk to an actual person
>Go out with your friends
>Go and fucking enjoy life not strapped to the face by your PC on the SLOWEST board on 4chan
>/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

It's like godamn freiza up in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251350
You're a moron if you think /jp/ is slow. Lurk some more boards.

Then you'll see slower = better. Always.

[Anonymous No.]

MOOTCHAT: i just put that warning up so /jp/ wouldn't get upset
MOOTCHAT: their board will be gone by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251350

Go do the other stuff then, get laid while you're at it

I know most people on /jp/ fake the hurr autism thing anyway, you people are bad but not THAT bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251358
Depends on what you#re looking for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251350
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251358
I concur. Having 2 posters is exactly what makes /bun/ and 415633chan.info so great!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251340
Name 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251329
"get a life LOSERNERDS" post with /jp/ hobby name-dropping to disguise it. too bad the friend part gave you away.
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251368
Please don't make me feel out of place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251382
I liked most of the options he gave me. I'm going to play a VN. Great idea.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251386
But you *are* out of place...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251386
Please stop taking him seriously anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251365
I just want to tell all my friends how much I love Saten-san one more time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251382
/3DCG/
/an/
/c/
/ck/
/cm/
/d/
/e/
/fa/
/gif/
/h/
/hr/
/i/
/ic/
/lit/
/n/
/p/
/po/
/t/
/toy/
/trv/
/u/
/w/
/wg/
/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251397
Not a true italic font.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251350
>>9251375
sorry, didn't realize you were actually quoting some normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251398
meant to quote
>>9251378

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251368
I've always feared that thought
"What if I'm the only one who actually lives like this and everyone is just joking around making fun of me"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251378
/h/
/o/
/r/
/s/
/hc/
/lit/
/n/
/po/
/sci/
/toy/
/trv/

/w/
/wg/
/3/
/an/
/ck/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251398
GODDAMN YOU TOLD THE FUCK OUT HIM

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

you guys are all autists

I am too

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251398
>>9251405

/h/
/o/
/r/
/s/
/e/
/co/
/ck/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251425
TL note:
Horse cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251425
Nice, but /r/ and /s/ are actually faster by a small margin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251433
People post on /r/? Why would someone request help from a bunch of people who couldn't find what they were looking for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251433
Not according to my scraper.

Then again, it sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

I procrastinated doing some readings I wanted to do for an hour hoping I could do it when 4chan dies.

When the fuck is it gonna die I'm at a loss here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251442
It is an enigma.
>>9251447
Well this is data from winter so it's a little off.

[Anonymous No.]

>We'll have things back as soon as possible. Go toss a ball around, or something. You know. Sports.

moot confirmed for Italian

[Anonymous No.]

>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 10:00PM ET tonight
25 Minutes guys get ready

[Anonymous No.]

10 minutes remaining!

[Anonymous No.]

We could all go to Gikopoi

[Anonymous No.]

5

[Anonymous No.]

Here we are.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2HxACIwHEM

[Anonymous No.]

>>9251627
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