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9247973 No.9247973[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>implying you pasty ass virgin neets would not give yourselves over to Slaanesh but still get rejected by the hot daemonnetes

>> No.9247979
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isnt a pasty like a pie?

>> No.9247982

Wrong nigga, I'd fuck eldars.

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>> No.9248008

>>9248003
epic :DDDDDD

>> No.9248012

>>9247979
No way are you British.

Fuck.

IHBT.

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This isn't heresy. It's truth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NkL0TEBrOQ

>> No.9248051

Chaos undivided here. Last night I went to the bar and drank myself silly. I slapped some bitch's ass and some guy came out of nowhere to try and beat me up. We took that shit outside, where I summoned the wrath of khorne to tear off that loser's limbs. Before I went back inside to mingle with the ladies I felt a little sick from all the drinking, so I decided to make the guy's body an offer to Nurgl as well. So I go back in the club and the bitch whose ass I slapped came running back to me with her friends asking me what went on and if the other guy kicked my ass or not. Apparently she was still pissed at me, so I summoned Tzeentch's aid to smooth talk my way into her and her friends' pants. We ended up in her place where, thanks to my training under Slaanesh's acolytes, I managed to make each and every one of those bitches (and a beta loser who looked real nice with a skirt on) cum multiple times. Seemed like Nurgl still wanted an offering, because six months later I heard they all got aids.

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>>9248003


also >>9247979 you're confusing pasty (like a paste) with cornish pasty

>> No.9248320

>>9247979
Indeed it is. It can also be used to describe someone as being pale and unhealthy looking.

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