/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>there will never be a /jp/ meetup
>you will never become real life friends with a /jp/sie

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who cares? 4chan attracts the worst kind of shit, especially /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241818

Maybe, but we can relate and get along here, otherwise you wouldn't be posting in a community that you hate. Also it would be cool to meet in person.

[Anonymous No.]

I never want to be your friend. Nobody wants to be your friend. Fuck you. Die alone. Your dick too, I'll never suck it.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I'm actually a pretty good person to have as a friend, but I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241849

You have shiny hair. It's pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

Please leave your contact info I'll be you're friend.

[Anonymous No.]

That isn't true OP, there is a /jp/sie in north Florida waiting for me. I know its true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241888

The sort of people who end up making good friends never offer, we just find each other through ~THE FORCES OF SERENDIPITY.~

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241888
53 Tewit Well Road
Harrogate, North Yorkshire
HG2 8JL
United Kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241807
>there will never be a /jp/ meetup

Except that it already happened. They were a bunch of creepy old guys on their 30's. I wish I had saved that pic.

[Anonymous No.]

ＤＥＬ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241896
You mean you meet each other at the gay bar?

Ice burn homoNERD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241900

PASSWORD: 1337_PWNAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241903

That's cute how you have wings for ears. You're cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241897
Either there are a TON of british /jp/sies or you're one very vocal faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>be invited out by friends
>immediately start thinking of an excuse to not go

what's wrong with me /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

I know that there are /jp/sies here in Mexico, but I'm scared to meet them.

What if they rape or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241903
Please don't use Koakuma for shitposting. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241907

Hey, you shouldn't call other people pejoratives like "faggot." That's offensive to homosexuals and you may offend homophobes by calling them it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241917
I just read this in a stereotypical high pitched whiny mexican voice

whaddif dey reyp or somtheeeng?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241921

Stereotypical Mexican accents don't sound high-pitched or whiny though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241917
I hope you're white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241926
Yeah they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241916
I'm worse.

>invite out friends, try to gather everyone
>immediately start thinking of an excuse to not go

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241926
That's why they were separate adjectives you fucking nerd. If stereotypical accents involved all those things that would be a really fucking redundant thing to say, now wouldn't it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241917
Stay indoors! There's a 95% chance you'll be murdered if you go outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241935

You shouldn't call people hurtful things like 'nerd'. People with low self-esteem may be made sad by this.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anyone from Scandinavia that wanna meet up and play some touhou and suck cocks?

[Anonymous No.]

It's a pity I'm only attracted to cute traps.
I hope I won't offend a /jp/sie when I don't want to have sex with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241917
¿Hola, me chupas la polla, amigo?

[Anonymous No.]

The kinds of people who want /jp/ meetups are not true /jp/ers. Please do everyone a favor and fuck off back to >>>/soc/ or >>>/r9k/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241930
Yes. 162 cm, girly and thin.

>>9241946
No! That's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I want to. Besides, it would be hard to find the other 2 Dutch people on /jp/ in the same thread at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

There has been a few actually

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241954
Post your face!

[Anonymous No.]

Oh look, another shameless /soc/ thread about to be taken to 200+ replies by summerfriends

LE FEEL WEN U WIL NEVER SUGG UR JP BF COK XD am i ritght?? :-P

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241953
>true /jp/ers
let me guess, you came to /jp/ mid 2010

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241989
YHBT.

[Anonymous No.]

ｄｅｌ

[Anonymous No.]

who FINN here?? :DDDDD
:DDDDDD
please regspond :DDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241989

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242001
FINB HERE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242007
>>9241993

"I was only pretending to be a normalfag!"

[Anonymous No.]

夏厨失せろ

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242001
>>9242010
Yilauta pls go

[Anonymous No.]

We had one of the worst of the worst threads last night and I blew all of my shitposting on it. I don't have the energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242024
The other /soc/ thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242012
>wanting to suck nerd cock on a forum about little girls games and hentai from japan
>normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241807
that's a good thing, greentext-kun

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241895
You had your chance and you blew it. Just give up on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242029

Wow, you are seriously grasping at straws now. Don't hurt your little normalfriend brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242029
お前は誰引用していか？

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242024
I wanna read, link please, or at least some keywords.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241946
I thought you were asking him to suck your chicken for a good 10 seconds.

My autism is flaring up again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242040

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9238875

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242019

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241953

Pretty much everyone who gets involved with "social" /jp/ shit isn't a /jp/sie. Just look at the IRC. Hours on end talking about classes and IRL friends, all the while using EPIC GREENTEXT (on fucking IRC) and /v/ memes (dat feel XD). See >>9242029 for instance, that's the kinda person you'll find. Steam groups, MAL, you name it, it's always these faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242049
>fuuka
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9241849
Don't shitpost with koakuma pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242038
俺のちんちんを吸ういてください、お兄ちゃん！

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242063
Why not? She's not even a real 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242049
>fuuka

Quit shoveling that shitty site, everyone with a brain uses foolz since it's linked to 4chan x.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242056
I'm the person you're quoting and I don't IRC or Steam or MAL, what now faggot? what are you going to do?

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>le feel when you'll never know what it's like to cuddle with a kawaii /jp/sie and feel him shoot his poz load in your boypussy
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242067
Shouldn't it be 吸うって?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242073
>4chan x

Aww, ickle little babby needs JavaScript to browse the Web properly? The tools that exist in your browser are too hard? Poor thing :((

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242090
Ｓｈｏｕｌｄｎ’ｔ　ｉｔ　ｂｅ　“舐めて”？

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242090
I don't know nigger, I don't talk lunarian. I'm more interested in cocks and shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242097
``Hey everyone I am cooler than everyone because I can edit an extension to link to an inferior archiving website.''

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242104
``Hey everyone I don't have any reading comprehension''

[Anonymous No.]

うぜーんだよみんな
ニューファぐなんだこのやろう

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242110
``Hey everyone, I literally can not stop sucking cocks.''

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>9242110
"Glug glug glug mmfph"

[「ロリあき」 No.]

>>9242116
I got a cock for you to suck right here
*grabs cock*

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

im gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242144
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242136
im not
wana rub our cocks together

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242097
>i won't allow you to ignore my posts or hide them. i demand your attention! look at me! read my posts! I NEED ATTENTION PLZ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242184
Do you enjoy incomplete archives faggot?
Yes you do because you blow woxxy every night and he gives you le dick, also you browse /a/ with a dragon dildo up your ass, that's why you use foolz, fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242192
But he never implied he used foolz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242213
Actually, it wasn't stated but yes it was implied. I don't think you understand how this works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242213
I don't know man, he doesn't even know who he's quoting.

[Anonymous No.]

Steparu here, anyone want to meet up? I like lolis more than you.

[Anonymous No.]

Where my Georgia /jp/sies at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242226
Damn, you really can't stop sucking cocks can you?

[Anonymous No.]

Foolz is shit because it's not even a real archive and it's ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

foolz archives images. waahrosu doesn't and it's down 80% of the time, so it's worse by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242192
wasn't talking about archives but his obvious hate towards 4chan x, because it allows people to filter his faggotry and not give him the attention he desperately craves.

he didn't say anything about the archives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242296
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

I usually go to local Japanese language meetups here. I don't really like to leave my house, but it's another good way to practice Knee Hand Go.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd meet a girl from /jp/ and fall in love with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242342
btw im a dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242342
btw im a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242184
Hey nigger cock, if you need a script to hide a post from yourself, you're a complete moron. When you pick up a newspaper, do you stick masking tape over the articles you don't want to read? Oh wait no you don't, because you're some teenybopper who probably thinks newspapers are an ``epic fail'' from the 90s or some other decade you weren't alive in.

It's dumb anyway. Why have your own ``personal'' 4chan? It's like playing chess against yourself, or just writing the posts you would want to read. Not seeing posts you dislike from posters you dislike sucks all the fun out of the board. It's like having an argument and covering your ears and screaming whenever someone gives their counterargument. Which you probably do, because you're an autistic sperglenerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242356

who fucking reads a newspaper anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242346
Get out of /jp/, Amata.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242367
I do whenever I can't get a signal on the wireless.

Got a problem with that, fetus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9242356
>>9242393

Calm down, grandpa.