/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How big is your DICK, /jp/?

I measure over 7" soft so I don't have to be good with words, you catch my drift?

[Anonymous No.]

So can I suck your cock dude?

[Anonymous No.]

2" soft
4.5 hard
slight phimosis
premature ejaculation

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is so small that is can be mistaken for a clitoris.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmmm

I don't know if you realize this but if you are ugly a big dick will do you no good with anyone but "size queens" and fat sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

14-15 cm hard

[Anonymous No.]

I'm above average but it doesn't it matter because I have vowed to never lose my virginity so it's not like anyone is going to see it. I have already made a tulpa so I have no need for a human girlfriend anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

sounds like a nice cock, dude

[Anonymous No.]

5 inches soft.
7 inches hard.

It's a pencil though. Barely 5 inches in circumference.

[Anonymous No.]

I can barely reach flan's belly.

[Anonymous No.]

I am hairy as gorilla. Only one inch is visible above the forest of pubic hair.

[Anonymous No.]

It`s either 1cm or 12km, up to you to decide.

[Anonymous No.]

I unfortunately inherited a really big penis from my mommy. Big penises aren't cute, I want it to go away.

Before you ask, I inherited it from my mommy because she had a very large clitty. Whenever we had bath time together she always told me to poke it and it was very big so that's where I inherited my big wiener.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240436

[Anonymous No.]

Severe phimosis, 6 inches or so, shaved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240436
CRAZY!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240456
wwww

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are fags.

[Anonymous No.]

3" soft
5.5"~ erect
Uncut, my foreskin can be peeled back pretty easily, but it doesn't stay pulled back.

>>9240436
That's a tight foreskin.

[Anonymous No.]

4.2 inches.
It's pretty small.

[Anonymous No.]

my phimosis is so bad that i can't even see my peehole erect ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Does pee just sorta dribble out of the opening or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240483

y-yeah, basically...

[Anonymous No.]

Phimosis look like anteater

make me giggle
so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240499
ewwwwwww

[Anonymous No.]

6 inches.
Or as we say in the civilized world, 15cm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240499
c-can I see it?

[Anonymous No.]

Only 6 inches, though it's apparently bigger than normal in actual girth.

Sadly, I seem to have ED or some shit.

[Anonymous No.]

3.5 soft

7 hard

it is 5 and a half inch thick around

would you suck it y/n

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240507

>15cm

cm reminds me of animals because it is short for cintimeter and cintimeter sound like cintipede and thats an animal so cm reminds me of animal and when i hear someone say cm i think of caterpillers becayse they are like cintipedes but cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240514
>cintimeter

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240514
seek help

[Anonymous No.]

10cm hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240554
chentimeter

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240512
comon respond please!

[Anonymous No.]

16c longm and about 15 or so in circumference. I'm pretty happy with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240407
>>9240436
>>9240469
>>9240559
would suck

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240574
But I'm so small, why would you suck me and not some large one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240580
small is cute and adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240507
>>9240559
>>9240439
PUT A GODDAMN SPACE BETWEEN THE SYMBOL AND THE NUMBER YOU RETARDS

1 cm not 1cm

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240599
So are you~

>>9240600
Suck my 10cm cock faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

My dick is about 4 inches soft and 3 hard. I don't know what's going on with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240615
I'd pay to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240605
thank you

why do you want him to suck your cock instead of me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240620
You can both go at it, I'm fairly quick so you don't have to wait very long.

[Anonymous No.]

Like 6.5 inches. Nice girth. Pretty-looking.

My penis is pretty magical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240623
I'd pay to suck it.

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is like my body. Long, thin, and hairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240645
You have hair on your penis?

Ewwwww

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240648

It grows up along the side of my shaft like the sideburns of a Civil War general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240658

You sound like a hideous, spidery bastard with a disgusting penis.

[Anonymous No.]

14 cm erect
Not very girthy, a shame really.

[Anonymous No.]

Which of these sounds bigger?

1. He's as tall as two men.
2. He's as tall as four midgets.

It's the same thing, but two men sounds bigger than four midgets. The same is true with inches and centimeters. The number may be bigger, but when you say centimeters it sounds small in comparison to inches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240689
Neither sounds bigger since I have no idea how big they are, maybe the two men are midgets too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240689
But...But it's a bigger number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240694

Midgets aren't men though. They're a different race which in ancient times used to be known as the dwarven people. Their civilizations were destroyed by men though and their women raped by the conquering men. Now the only remains of their fallen race is Stonehenge and whatever DNA still remains in the gene pool from when the men raped the dwarven women and procreated.

There are very few pure dwarves left in the modern day world, most are just half-bloods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240718
I don't think that is true.

[Anonymous No.]

6'' when hard. 6.5'' when diamonds.

2'' when soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240723

And who told you that it wasn't true? Men. They say that ancient MEN built stonehenge, they say that "dwarfism" is a medical condition.

They slaughtered them all, raped their women, took credit for any remaining evidence of their civilizations and eventually caused what remains of an entire race to consider themselves as possessing an illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240733
This actually makes a lot of sense. How have you found out about this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240436
You have phimosis, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I've never measured it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240749
He does? When my cock's erected I can pull back the foreskin even though it's still covering the head, so maybe it's the same for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240749
it looks super cute
i would suck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240759
Jordan pls go

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240733

Who wouldn't wanna wipe out a race of tiny, hideous people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240739

I've known several dwarves in my lifetime and I've also done a bit of research.

Here's an interesting bit of knowledge that most historians will never want you to know about. Why did ancient men invent spears and why did they use them even after they had invented the bow and arrow?

The bow is much more efficient for hunting. Spears never really become all that useful in the wars of men until the invention of shields, but there is one reason for why they so heavily relied on the spear. It was dwarves. Dwarves could dominate a man in hand to hand combat because a man has to lean down to strike them and their size makes them more agile, but the long reach of the spear was perfect in combat against dwarves.

The ancient spear was the turning point in the ancient men/dwarven wars and the sole reason for the near extinction of the dwarven race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240799

But dwarves are slower than real humans because they have tiny, poorly-proportioned arms and legs. The only thing they would be able to dominate is a small cat or perhaps a human toddler.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240799
I'm pretty sure the long range of a spear is good for everyone that's not a dwarf. You might as well call the pistol is redundant because a rifle has a longer range, it's not how weapons work.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish there was a /jp/ meetup near me. I'd suck so many dicks and balls.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't measured.

It's small though. Not like I ever use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240823
cute not small

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240788
>>9240804

The original dwarven people were not hideous at all. They were very handsome and they were agile.

The dwarf you see today is more commonly known as a midget and they are to some degree a separate race from the dwarf of ancient times. Look at Peter Dinklage for example, he is the closest well known example of a dwarf that has retained most of the original features of ancient dwarves. His arms and legs are proportioned well, he's of a strong and stocky build, and if trained properly then he would be a formidable fighter in hand to hand combat.

Here's what happened. Man's genocidal rampage against the ancient dwarves nearly destroyed the entire race, but there were a few survivors and these survivors were enslaved by the men. Having sex with a dwarf was not encouraged behavior because they were seen as less than human. The men who did breed (through rape) with the dwarven women were men who had no other options, these were mostly mentally retarded men or just extremely unattractive men. This went on for many, many years and eventually the dwarven people had become so diluted with the DNA of the scum of man that their appearance began to become increasingly worse and their bodies increasingly frail and disproportionate.

This is why many modern dwarves look like they have down syndrome and have limbs that are poorly proportioned and almost look swollen. A sad fate indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

My penis is 6 inches and my boyfriend's penis is 4 inches :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240837

Shut the fuck up. Your dick is a midget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240837
I'm impressed that you bothered to type so much bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240837
That's really sad but it makes sense for mankind to try to enslave an inferior race.

[Anonymous No.]

I like sucking on smaller dicks because they don't hurt my throat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240749
No phimosis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240854
Thats is phimosis.

[Anonymous No.]

what does a dwarf's penis look like?

will we ever know the answer to this age old question?

[Anonymous No.]

Why do some of you always talk about sucking dicks?

When do you get the chance or opportunity to do this lewd behavior? It's fine to fantasize about sucking a penis, but to do the act requires extensive socialization, going outside on a regular basis, and various other things which go against the very spirit of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240870
It's just talk, I doubt anyone actually does it to anyone but their dad or brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240857

Every dwarf has micropenis. It made it very hard for them to procreate-what >>9240837 fails to explain is that because male dwarfs had such small, inferior penises to humans, the female dwarfs would often go out and breed with the low-quality human males who could satisfy their pussies. Of course, when the dwarf men found out, they would beat and eventually kill the women, and burn her in the center of their dwarf village as a warning, but the dwarf women couldn't resist getting human cock. This is why the dwarf race started to disappear, more than the war between humans and filthy dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240859
15 cm hard, 10 cm soft. Phimosis when erect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240893
your penis doesn't look 15cm in
>>9240436
i dont want to suck it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a "post a picture of your cock" thread?

[Anonymous No.]

well. it's about 5 inches when it's hard.

but it's cut, so my penis is useless even to people who like cute penises.

i hate myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240901
Please post a picture of your cock so that i can judge whether I want to suck it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240875
get out of here da hootch

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240895
whoops that isn't me, I didn't mean to quote that other guy

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest /jp/. If a cock was inches away from your mouth staring you down, you would run away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240904
Don't feel bad, you were just a victim of Judaism. I'd suck your cock, dude. 5 inches sounds delicious.

Get in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240924
Well of course. You have to be adequately aroused and with someone you trust before you do these kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240924
If the person getting sucked by me couldn't see me and the penis was my ideal penis, I would suck it.

[Anonymous No.]

5.5" Flaccid.
7.1" Erect.

I can still pull my skin all the way back but my cock is swollen and brown from chronic masturbation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240955
I see this all the time in doujins. Do genitals really darken from overuse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240963

Yeah mine is kinda brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240963
My dick has a little brown/dark spot on it that I always assumed was due to overuse

[Anonymous No.]

5,5″

[Anonymous No.]

15 cm uncut, looks squeezable.
I may post a pic later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241353
Please post.

[Anonymous No.]

3 inches. Let me suck you op.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, I hope you guys are being accurate, unlike the rest of the internet, and it's not just that everyone here has a small penis.

I'm not sure about soft, but I measure at just under six inches erect.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

11 cms hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241377
cute

[Anonymous No.]

About 4 inches. Not willing to measure it properly because I'll feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Mine is 7 inches xDDD

[Anonymous No.]

1.5 inches flaccid


5.5 inches erect

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241377
Mine too. We can suck each other dude.

[Anonymous No.]

JP QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

I think you all have nice dicks don't let anyone say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241387
Measuring your dick and comparing is one of the little pleasures of life.
Specially when your dick is above average.

[Anonymous No.]

To all of you with a small penis, don't be so down. You can service bigger /jp/sies with your ass!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9240396
It's big... not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241384
sounds super cute
i want to suck on you while you're soft and feel you grow in my mouth :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>9241403
Dick size doesn't matter you fool

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[Anonymous No.]

0" because i don't have a dick.
hopefully the medicine will advance enough in my lifetime to grant me the superior genitalia.

[Anonymous No.]

bumo