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An epic level undead and an epic level outsider has caught you flat-footed, what will you do /jp/?

>> No.923920

But I had Mordenkainen's Faithful Watchdog cast.

>> No.923921

Call Maribel and make the dream go stand by.

>> No.923923

uh, nothing? i'm flat-footed. can't do shit.

>> No.923925
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923925

FOR THE EMPEROR!

>> No.923933

I am epic level Evil cleric. I turn them duh.

>> No.923935

>>923915
Offer them some food.

>> No.923950

saging this roleplaying thread

>> No.923955
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923955

>>923915
I am an epic level shrine maiden.
Kill the bitches

>> No.923959

>>923935

No Anon, YOU are the food.

>> No.923963

[x]GENUFLECT

>> No.923966

I'll cast Erection level 8 and use rape lvl 10

>> No.923982

im a penis

>> No.924001

I'm a ranger with repel outsider with a blessed amulet of greater protection from undead

>> No.924006

So what are the epic level undead and epic level outsider doing now that I turned them? Atm I'm proceeding to rape them from behind. Did I win?

>> No.924025

>>924006

Can only turn evil outsiders.
Yukari is chaotic troll

>> No.924210

...Offer to buy them dinner and pray they accept?

>> No.924228

Make a DC 80 Escape Artist check

>> No.924237

>>923925
This.

>> No.924251

>>924228
I see what you did there.

>> No.924673

>>923963
this

>> No.924902

Die.

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