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Would you ever hang out with a /jp/sie? I don't know if I would since everyone seems pretty lewd according to the stories I've read.

>> No.9238882

>lewd

Don't you mean insane?

>> No.9238888

>>9238882
You'd have to be insane to think and do lewd things.

>> No.9238891

I would if they hadn't let their social skill deteriorate.

>> No.9238892
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9238892

/jp/ is all talk. Deep down everyone here is a good person.

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9238898

sure why not

>> No.9238895

>>9238888
I meant this>>9238891

>> No.9238900

i might try, but it would probably suck. not because they're a /jp/er, but because they're human.
i don't think i would ever really hang out with anyone, but i sometimes get lonely.

>> No.9238907

I thought /jp/ was only shitposting ironically on /jp/, but after collaborating with /jp/sies in online games or otherwise online, I noticed they still talk like retards from /b/.

I can only assume that most of you are so retarded that you actually might act out like an idiot in real-life.

So I guess no.

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9238908

I'm a medic. I have been fairly desensitized from most things "lewd". I would happily accept one for a friend. In fact I have one, although he lives a ways away from me now.

>> No.9238917

Sure! i would hang with a /jp/sie, i just need a friend...

>> No.9238920

>>9238900
I know how you feel. I like being alone, but sometimes I feel like talking to someone, maybe playing some games together.

>> No.9238925

Any /jp/ in Portland, Oregon? I'll buy you a beer, or bring it to you if you're a neet.

>> No.9238932

>>9238925
Okay let me just get my gun ready

>> No.9238934

>>9238925
...I don't drink beer.

>> No.9238945

>>9238907
If they played online with you (and it wasn't awkward to communicate), they were probably from /v/ originally.

>> No.9238953

I totally would. If he asked me to have sex I'd say no but I'd still chill with the guy.
Any of you guys in NJ?

>> No.9238954

I would, in games and stuff maybe. But it'd have to stay anonymous, I really like how I can't put together a profile of a person, a mysterious /jp/er has infinite potential to be a nice person.

>> No.9238960

I would be glad to befriend any /jp/sie near Philadelphia.

>>9238953
I visit NJ pretty often. Would you like to be friends?

>> No.9238967 [DELETED] 

I have met and now know three people here in New York City. Once is an attorney, one works at Bestbuy in Queens I think and another is a bartender. We went to Barcade a few months ago and we got wasted.

Not going to namedrop people but if they are reading this then they know what is up.

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9238980

i find it so weird you guys dont have meetups

>> No.9238986

Southern MS, like Robinson Crusoe, it's primitive as can be.

>> No.9238994

>>9238960
Yes, I think we should.

>> No.9238997

any /jp/sies in Toronto?

>> No.9239003

>>9238920
Having someone to talk over the internet sounds like it could be nice, but I'm too afraid to post my email in the email field. I imagine the person who emailed me would just be saving all the emails and would post them online somewhere just to have a laugh.

>> No.9239005

I live in the South. There are more farm animals than there are people. And some of the people are like farm animals. It's a good thing I like being alone.

>> No.9239014

>>9239005
I live in the south too. I live in a small town with 12 churches and one store. What about you?

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9239022

I'm a 2hufag ...so why not?

>> No.9239020

>>9239003
I understand that too. I've gotten a few people's emails before, but I've always been too nervous and scared to email them.

>> No.9239024

Given that I went to an anime convention and met nothing but /jp/sies who were all pretty cool, I would have to say yes. Crossplaying Touhou also helped.

>> No.9239026
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9239026

>>9239020
>>9239003
this is so sad...
YOU CAN DO IT GUYS I BELIEVE IN YOU

>> No.9239038

No, that would involve going outside.

>> No.9239045

>>9239014
My town isn't too small, but I live closer to the outskirts, far out enough to hear cows from my backyard. There are definitely as many churches as gas stations though.

>> No.9239043

>>9238994

Okay! My skype id is in the e-mail field.

>> No.9239044

>>9238997
Right here

Wanna meet?

:)

captcha: and fcBudy

:D

>> No.9239049

>>9239038
Sounds like someone just volunteered to host a party.

>> No.9239058

>>9239038
No it wouldn't.
I could just come inside and start touching all your stuff.

>> No.9239059

>>9239043
I don't have skype though...

>> No.9239064

I would. Most folks on /jp/ seem like good, mature people.

>> No.9239076
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9239076

>>9239049
I cannot have you people running amok in my study.
I...p-please...d-don't come over...
p-people are scary...

>> No.9239085

>>9239044

Sure, but you should email me first unless you're being fictitious which wouldn't be very nice.

>> No.9239096

>>9239085
I'm not fictitious, but you can probably understand the natural fear that comes with this kind of offer. I'd be up for it if it was three of us. I just really don't like meeting a person one on one the first time.

>> No.9239100

>>9239059

Oh, you should get it. What do you have then?

>> No.9239111

I would like to meet some of you.
I imagine it would be pretty fun. I could buy some snacks and drinks. we could go camping, talk about /jp/, touhou, and other things.

Or we could just hang out at my place.

>> No.9239114

>>9239111
I'm scared because I'm in the minority that doesn't like 2hu.

>> No.9239118

>>9239111
Just imagine, we could stay up all night talking about ways to make money doing no work, and then never actually get anything done. But we'd be together.

>>9239114
If you don't insult it, we'll still get along.

>> No.9239120

>>9239096

Well I actually just moved here on my own and don't have any friends. If you want to bring someone that would be fine, and I wouldn't expect meeting in anywhere but a public place.

Unless we're both friendless which would be quite ironic

>> No.9239126

>>9239120
I don't have any /jp/-oriented friends, so that wouldn't work.

>> No.9239135

>>9239118
You can make a thread on /jp/ to discuss how to do that without meeting up.

>> No.9239130

no, I would have to resist the urge rape him. I don't think I can do that

>> No.9239136

>>9239130
You seem to assume he would not want it.

>> No.9239144

Anyone wanna meet up in Tokyo or Osaka from the 27th of June to the 18th of July?

I can buy you a fumofumo or something as a greeting gesture...

>> No.9239145

>>9239076
You sound cute. I want to come over but I won't bother you, I'll let you do your own thing and let you slowly get used to me, first through a door, then silently in the same room, until we can talk.

>> No.9239147

>>9239144
Buy me a plane ticket

>> No.9239150

>>9239144
I see you trying to lure me in.

>> No.9239157
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9239157

>> No.9239155

>>9239126

I guess it can't be helped then unless you have any other ideas. Maybe try to arrange a full on meetup? But I can't see the rest of /jp/ taking very kindly to that.

>> No.9239156
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9239156

>>9239145
S-s-someone w-would consider my feelings?
M-m-maybe it wouldn't be so b-bad...e-eventually.

>> No.9239161

>>9239156
Not many people on /jp/ care about how other people feel.

I do though, but I'm honestly probably more afraid than you are, I just think you sound cute. I bet if we actually met I'd be the one who is scared.

>> No.9239163

>>9239156
>Poses as Patchouli
>Is really Hanako

>> No.9239164

>>9239005
I doubt you live in South Carolina do you?

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9239171

>>9239100
Err..aol

>> No.9239172

>>9239161
Not true. I am terrified of people. To be completely honest, if you somehow got me to agree to meetup with you, I'd find a last-minute excuse to back out or get scared and turn off my phone and hide in my room for awhile.

But t-thanks for saying I sound cute. You seem like a nice person

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9239167

>>9239157

>> No.9239168

Anyone live in Ohio?

>> No.9239169

>>9239164
Nope, sorry. Georgia.

>> No.9239179

>>9239163
Hanako...of the toilet??

>> No.9239181

I wouldn't know what to say or do if I was with another human.

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9239182

>>9239167

>> No.9239184

>>9239172
You do too. I hope you live a long and happy life.

One day I'll meet a /jp/er and not be scared of other people. I hope.

Okay, probably never. Its a nice thought though, it makes it easier to keep going.

>> No.9239185

>>9239181
"Do you want to reproduce?"

>> No.9239189

>>9239171

Okay, my AIM username is in the e-mail field.

>> No.9239193

>>9239184
Thank you.
Maybe one day, but we'll be ok either way.

>> No.9239190

>>9239126
>>9239155

I'm in Toronto as well, but I don't know you two would want to even bother with someone who never owned a phone.

>> No.9239194

>>9239155
Well, I'm waiting until a third /jp/sie from Toronto to show himself in this thread for the time being. I don't know if you have any better ideas.

>> No.9239199

I've offered before, but if anyone is lonely and needs an online buddy, you can e-mail me a bit.

>> No.9239207

>>9239189
Should I IM you or email?

>> No.9239205

>>9239157
I think this is how any /jp/ meetup should aim to look like.

>> No.9239212

>>9239190
Oh wow.

Hey man, the only reason I have a phone is because my mom pays for its bills. I wouldn't be using it otherwise. There's very little need for it, really. Just a tiny bit more convenience when you're out, but not much. Definitely not worth the money.

>> No.9239208

I live in a semi-rural zone in a 3rd world country. plus I'll always be ronery because I don't trust humans and well, you are all humans.

>> No.9239209

>>9239190

Well if 3 people is the only way for all of us to meet we should do it!

and while I have a phone it doesn't really make a difference as I have no one to call in the first place

>> No.9239211

every /jp/ meetup ends with rape

>> No.9239214

>>9239207

You should IM me!

>> No.9239215

>>9239005
>>9239014
/jp/ is gay

>> No.9239216

Kind of jealous of you Toronto guys

It sucks living in Manitoba

>> No.9239219

>>9239211
In a perfect world...

>> No.9239222 [DELETED] 

>>9239209
>>9239212
I don't know how socialize is what I wanted to say.

>> No.9239228

>>9239209
>>9239212
I don't know how to socialize is what I wanted to say.

>> No.9239238

>>9239228
You don't have to worry about impressing anyone at a /jp/ meetup. If you end up stuttering, crying, or being weird and run away, it's normal.

In fact, I was just released from a mental hospital a few days ago, so (don't) worry.

>> No.9239243

>>9239228

It can't be that difficult if we all have something (like posting on /jp/) in common.

>> No.9239244

>>9239199
Are you male? This is important.

>> No.9239260

>>9238997
I metup with a /jp/er in Toronto once, he was pretty cool.

Won't be in the city again for probably at least a year, though.

>> No.9239261
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9239261

I'm in northern california in the bay area. If you wanna meet up some time this summer, my email is provided.

>> No.9239275

I met a /jp/sie last year and we hung out a few times. Turned out he was really fucking cool. Played im@s and watched anime.

Would do it again.

>> No.9239284

>>9238925
I'd be afraid to meet you honestly, there's a 50/50 chance you're a "Geek Chic" guy who's actually good with social skills and weeabooism.
I prefer coffee to beer though.

>> No.9239287

Hell no. I want to be anonymous forever.

>> No.9239290

>>9238953

South jersey, 609 to be exact.

>> No.9239293

>>9239284
>"Geek Chic" guy who's actually good with social skills and weeabooism
that's how these threads work, normal people doing normal people stuff

>> No.9239297
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9239297

/jp/ is too beta to do anything lewd.

If a real girl asked to have sex with them they would awkwardly try to get out of it until she gave up. Truly pathetic.

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9239304

>>9239297
I was born this way.

>> No.9239303

>>9239284
>"Geek Chic"
I hate myself for it, but that's how I dress and act when I'm outside. I'm still quiet, but that apparently adds to the appeal. I have no idea why I do it. I hate people, I hate going outside, I just want to stay inside and do nothing but go on /jp/ and play video games.

>> No.9239313

>>9238925
Yes, I'm in portland. What kind of beer are you thinking?

>> No.9239310

>>9239297
More like I would have friendzoned her slut ass instantly if she tried that stuff on me.

>> No.9239317

>>9239297
>If a real girl asked to have sex with them they would awkwardly try to get out of it until she gave up
of course I'd do that, I don't like sluts

>> No.9239318

>>9238997
Yes, but we'll only meet if you can find me.
We will identify each other with the secret /jp/ handshake.

>> No.9239321

I guess Toronto /jp/sie number 3 went awol. I was kind of looking forward to the idea of a meetup.

>> No.9239316

>>9239238
Well I won't cry or run away and I don't have any worries about the ward.

Sorry for the long wait in the reply. I blanked out since I didn't know what to do.

>> No.9239326

>>9239144
You want to go to typemoon fes?
I dont think I will buy a ticket all the way to yokohama from tokyo if I am going alone.

>> No.9239332

>>9239297
One time a girl said she wanted to have sex with me if it weren't for her boyfriend.

I had no response.

>> No.9239334

>>9239297
more like openly refuse and explain i'm trying to become a wizard here.

>> No.9239338

>>9239321
Yeah, that's a bit disappointing. To be honest though, I'm not THAT crazy about meeting up, as with any people in real life, but I'm genuinely curious.

>> No.9239343

I'd love to talk to and meet up with one of you, but I'm afraid that I wouldn't be /jp/ enough.

I don't have friends or anything. I get through my job without coming off abnormally by being extremely quiet and shy.

I kinda feel like I'm way too normal for you guys because I can cope with normal people, but I hate them so I'm still alone.

>> No.9239341

>>9239284
>good with social skills
How on earth could this be a bad thing? Everybody is, or will be, sooner or later. Being gregarious is a completely different matter. Yes, extroverted people like to mix these words to fortify their "market value".

>> No.9239353

>>9239334
>openly refuse
>N-no... I-i don't w-w-want to...
>Aww, come on anon? I really like you
>B-b-but... w-wizard....

>> No.9239351

>>9239338

Oh wait a sec.

>>9239318

If you actually want to meet up (handshake or not) and number 3 is right here:

>>9239316

That would make 4 of us. we should actually do this.

>> No.9239352

>>9239321
I want to meet up but I'm agoraphobic.
Is it possible for you to come to me?

>> No.9239360

>>9239343
you'd be surprised.

>> No.9239357

>>9239261
I'm in Riverside, but I could never meet up with a scummy northerner, especially one from the bay area.

>> No.9239364

>>9239297
You are under the delusion that a real girl would even want to have sex with one of us in the first place.

>> No.9239365

>>9239303
help i don't go outside enough to know what is geek chics anyway

>> No.9239367 [DELETED] 

>>9239351
Definitely. This is shaping up to be a perfect opportunity.

>> No.9239381

>>9239365
You know how it's cool to be geeky and nerdy? Pretty much that. Think some guy wearing big glasses wearing a v-neck shirt with a video game reference on it.

>> No.9239382

>>9239351
be sure to post some pictures of your CRAZY ventures afterwards

>> No.9239374

>>9239341
> Everybody is, or will be, sooner or later
nope.
social skills don't always come naturally, for some people it requires more work. and for lots of them it's just too much effort, so they never do.

>> No.9239375

>>9239352

Well, what kind of living situation are you in? Also what area of Toronto?

I don't really want to go into a bad area to be in a 1 room apartment with a /jp/sie and his mother (although I'm sure she's a very nice woman).

>> No.9239384

I met a /jp/sie before but he started going on /fit/ more

>> No.9239378

>>9239343
I am not sure how to describe this.
The /jp/ anons that I met are actually all normal people with questionable hobbies.
They arent even like the confags that act retarded and showoff their general weeabooism.
Hell one of them is like a balding uncle with white hair probably in his late 30s.

>> No.9239379

>>9239352
Oh boy, this sounds legit.
Maybe you guys should go if you don't like your head attached to your body.

>> No.9239380

>>9239360
Probably. It is just one more insecurity to add to the list, you know?

>> No.9239385

>>9239357
okay then

>> No.9239389

>>9239374
That's why I used the word later. I'll ask you when you've turned 50.

>> No.9239399

>>9239352
This post is great. Made my night.

>> No.9239395

I'd be okay with talking over the internet with a /jp/ person, but actually meeting in real life is going too far. At least for me. I actually do imagine most /jp/ posters as little girls. Blending my fantasy with reality would just be a big pile of shit.

>> No.9239401

I want to be tortured, raped and killed by a /jp/sie but no one takes me seriously ;_;

>> No.9239403

>>9239401
Where do you live?
I'll kill you.

>> No.9239404

Have fun everyone, I know there is no chance for me to meet one since I stay far away on the Southern Hemisphere

>> No.9239410

>>9239389
and that's why i used the word never.

>> No.9239412 [DELETED] 

>>9239352
Some people can handle a blade or gun, but that won't happen.

>> No.9239414

Sounds good. We can meet up at my house. My mom will bake you cookies and I'll buy you a drink with my autism check

>> No.9239407

I would. But I would be really nervous. Besides, I don't like all the things /jp/sies like. I have only a passing interest in 2hu, and have enjoyed some typemoon shit, and that's it. Maybe we could watch anime together and get drunk, though.

>> No.9239408

>>9239403
not america.

>> No.9239417

>>9239407
That sounds dreamy, Anonymous.

>> No.9239418

I once knew a guy who probably browses /jp/.
He was the kind of friendless guy who would surprise you by talking over your shoulder suddenly.
All he did was read manga.

>> No.9239415

>>9239378
I guess I'd fall into that group. I don't really show anyone my hobbies because I don't really talk to anyone about anything. Hmm.

>> No.9239424

Alright.
Let's say you autists meet up.
What are you going to do from there?

>> No.9239422

>>9239310
congrats on the marriage

>> No.9239431

>>9239407
And there is the other reason I'd worry about meeting anyone. I don't drink and I'd be terribly disappointed if I met someone and we seemed to get along but then I disappointed him by not drinking.

>> No.9239433

awkwardly ignore each other, then leave after 20 minutes

>> No.9239434

Just go to the /jp/ meetup at Anime Expo this Friday. It happens every year.

>> No.9239427

>>9239424
fuck

>> No.9239428

>>9239364
This.

>> No.9239440

>>9239433
That's what the alcohol is for.

>> No.9239435

>>9239424

Watch anime, and cuddle.

>> No.9239436
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9239436

Life is shit. We should all kill ourselves.

>> No.9239437

>>9239424
We will lose our virgin status to each other.

>> No.9239444

>>9239431
Me too. I've never even had a sip before...

Though if /jp/ really wanted me to, then... I might...

>> No.9239445

>>9239436
see
>>9239440

Too bad being drunk all the time would be depressing and extremely expensive.

>> No.9239446

>>9239415
This is actually true.
It is my first time actually talking about /jp/ stuff in real life. Never thought that I would be talking about which 2hu to fuck in a maid cafe in akihabara with a bunch of gaijins.

>> No.9239447

Every conversation I've had with /jp/sies comes down to each of us trying to find a break in the conversation so we can stop talking. I'm sure we both wish we could be more sociable but it's hard when anonymity is gone.

>> No.9239443

nah, humans are too complicated.

>> No.9239448

>>9239313
I prefer hard liquor honestly, but I buy whatever you want to drink. If I had to choose, maybe an old malt style or something? I'd post that picture of Yuugi if I had it.

>>9239284
Not gonna lie, I've learned to be outgoing enough to blend in or hold conversations, but if you were to ask me, I'd still say I'm the type of neet who loves to take it easy and play MMOs over all else.

>> No.9239449

>>9239440
What if I don't drink alcohol

>> No.9239450

If I met someone from here, I'd have absolutely no idea what to do with them. I guess I could invite a /jp/er home for coffee, and try to make some conversation by asking who his favorite touhou is and what eroge he has played recently, but what comes after that? What could we actually do together? All the things I usually do for fun are solo activities.

>> No.9239458

>>9239450

You could suck each other's cocks and then watch anime together.

>> No.9239459

>>9239455
stop right there, let's not do this

>> No.9239460

>>9239444
I wouldn't pressure you to drink.

I'd like to meet a meek, shy, cute /jp/sie. Just because that is a pleasant personality and I'd like to slowly get them to warm up to me and come out of their shell.

>> No.9239454

>>9239449
Mix it with something so you can't taste it as much.

>> No.9239455

>>9239450
I'll show you a solo activity

*grabs dick*

>> No.9239462

>>9239461
put them back in

>> No.9239464

The only activity I could imagine doing with another /jp/sie would be to play fighting games on my old PS1

>> No.9239461

>>9239460
What would you do with them after they are out of their shell

>> No.9239466

>>9239461
Hurt their feelings so badly that they'd never trust anyone again.

>> No.9239467

>>9239461
I think we'd get to know each other over that period. If we got that far we'd already know what our relationship would be like.

>> No.9239482

Why do you guys want to kill each other so much?

>> No.9239483

>>9239461
Have him s-s-suck my cock.

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>>9239445
I guess so.
And I didnt want to get addicted to anything... oh well. I guess its just part of being human after all

>> No.9239489

>>9239482
killing is loving

>> No.9239502

>>9239378

Say hi to Carl and the rest of the ATHF crew for me, will ya?

>> No.9239503

>>9239489
Is psychopathy a common trait of the NEET?

>> No.9239507

Why is /jp/ so shitty when the janitor is up?

>> No.9239514
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as long as they let me suck them off

>> No.9239510

>>9239297
I had a roomate when I was in the military that would make constant sexual advances and ask me why I wouldn't fuck her. I'm so glad I live alone now.

>> No.9239511

>>9239507
Should I delete it and pretend the janitor did it?

>> No.9239519

>>9239514
I'd let you.

>> No.9239525

>>9239514
I can't even tell if that's your ass or an erection or if it's even that part of the body

>> No.9239530

>>9239525
It's a punching bag, autismlord.

>> No.9239532

>>9239502

Carl doesn't have white hair assclown.

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>>9239424

>What are you going to do from there?

Have something to drink first. (offer is still open to any Toronto /jp/sies, this meetup doesn't look like it's going anywhere.)

Excuse the tea it was a gift and I feel obligated to use it up before I buy some of this seasons sincha

>> No.9239537

>>9239502
>>9239502
>Carl and the rest of the ATHF crew
I dont know who you are talking about.
The meetup happened at Tokyo.

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>>9239525
ass

>> No.9239538

>>9239507

He arouses our fears and anxieties, because he deletes threads on a whim and at his own discretion, instead of according to actual rules. Therefore, we become hostile and bitter towards each other.

>> No.9239539

>>9239533
You can come over anytime you want. Where you do live?

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>>9239533
smalltime

>> No.9239548

you don't want to meet a /jp/sie, you want an attractive, shy and submissive person to feel superior and satisfy your... well, you know what!

you humans are just filthy creatures oblivious of their flaws

>> No.9239553

>>9239544
>>9239533
stop flaunting your ass on the internet, sluts!

>> No.9239554

>>9239548
I've never denied this.

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>>9239539
bramton

>> No.9239559

>>9239552
Too bad. Good luck though.

>> No.9239560

It's nice to see that old /jp/ is still around.

>> No.9239561

>>9239548
I really just want someone to talk to about philosophic questions of our culture.

>> No.9239557

>>9239534
Nice water heater, I have the same one.

>> No.9239562

>>9239448
Adding on to this, if you don't want to drink then I won't pressure you. I'd just like to have a /jp/ friend to talk about /jp/ things with ;_;. I never meet anyone who likes Touhou, I barely meet people who have good taste in vidya, but I'd really like to meet someone. I am Male, and we don't gotta go gay or anything. Please email if interested.

>> No.9239570

>>9239552
Why weren't you at AN?

>> No.9239566

>>9239560
It always becomes evident late at night after the shitposting is done for the day, that we're all lonely nerds striving for any sort of social contact or acceptance among our peers.

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>>9239548
fuck
>>9239553
:3

>> No.9239574

>>9239570
my irl friends were going. my best friend isn't into cross dressing, it would have weirded him out if i showed up in cosplay like this

>> No.9239576

I like to think of /jp/ as Shinji Ikari with less hygiene and no roommates.

I imagine the average /jp/ resident would be eager to suck a cock or eat a snatch the moment someone showed them some attention.

>> No.9239585

>>9239581

What are you, asexual?

>> No.9239587

>>9239576
>I imagine the average /jp/ resident would be eager to suck a cock or eat a snatch the moment someone showed them some attention.
I'm so lonely I'd submit to anyone who showed me the slightest sign of affection.

>> No.9239581

>>9239576
Truly disgusting. No offense, I'm just appalled to know that people gladly put themselves through with putting other people's body parts in their mouths.

>> No.9239582

>>9239576
No, no. I have standards. The cock has to be cute and he has to be wearing something frilly.

>> No.9239594

>>9239585
Not by birth. Natural urges come and I relieve them as quick as possible, but my goal is to ultimately alleviate them. Humans excrete some pretty putrid substances. I can only tolerate my own filth.

I always thought /jp/ would share that kind of belief, because sex is the very definition of normalcy.

>> No.9239591

>>9239574
Aw man, he coulda dealt with it. There weren't enough Touhou cosplayers as it was, us Koumajou Densetsus even outnumbered the regular ones.

>> No.9239601

>>9239587
See, I think I'd want to meet someone like you cause I'd enjoying giving tons of affection. To give a lot to someone who would be gracious for any would be great.

>> No.9239597

>>9239576
It's true. If anyone showed affection I would worship them without a second thought. The fact I'm this pathetic gets me off, big time.

>> No.9239607

>>9239587
>>9239597
Are you guys serious

Holy shit /jp/ is this your true face

MOOT DELETE THIS PLACE

>> No.9239608

>>9239581
I totally feel the same way, and I'm also dismayed by the constant mentioning of lewd acts whenever there are any /jp/ meetup threads.

Can't people just talk or have fun otherwise?

>> No.9239602

>>9239597
I love you, anonymous.

>> No.9239606

>>9239602
Back off he's mine.

>> No.9239615

>>9239602
>>9239606
doushio~

>> No.9239624

>>9239608
Certainly. But when other people start talking lewd I can't help but hop on the bandwagon. Most of it isn't serious, at least. I'd love to get rid of my urges just as much as the next person (I'm assuming most people want to).

>> No.9239629

>>9239615
While those two are fighting over you, want to come to my place and cuddle?

>> No.9239633

>>9239629
Ignore this guy; I have 3 beers, half a bottle of sake, some tea, and 2 pc game controllers. We could play PoFV.

>> No.9239630

>>9239591
no he couldn't
he once found a pair of my panties laying around (i left it out by accident after the night before of crossdressing to feel better about something) and he acted really weird for the whole day. I didn't know until i saw the panties after just laying there

>> No.9239638

>>9239607

Fuck you Sperglord McFartHomo. Why don't you fuck off back to /v/.

>> No.9239641

>>9239638
Ignore him, he's just a buttmade /a/ 夏厨 that's upset that we all aren't 3DPD like the,.

>> No.9239644

>>9239641
Summer kitchen?

>> No.9239646

>>9239633
Surely you won't need him all the time? Can't we share custody?

>> No.9239658

I think /jp/ is the cutest board on 4chan, but I imagine the people behind it are absolutely hideous, disgusting, smelly fuckers that use this board to escape their own filthy flesh.

>> No.9239664

>>9239658
I read that as "filthy fresh".

>> No.9239665

>>9239641
Why is it natsu chuu?
Some kind of slang?
Is chuu like the fag suffix or something?

>>9239658
You be surprised.
I think most of us are like 7/10 clean non neckbeard and not fat. You havent seen the pic with one of them holding a pony doujin?

>> No.9239671

>>9239658
Maybe, but when I find the one cute, quiet crossdresser it will have been worth sorting through the rest.

>> No.9239674

>>9239665

Well I'm a 6/10 neckbeard that's sort of fat. There are very few /jp/ers who are either retarded enough or desperate enough to put their pictures online, so it's impossible to really tell anyway.

>> No.9239675

>>9239644
>>9239665
He he knows not what a 厨 means is a 厨 himself.

>> No.9239688

No because you are all autistic shitposters that behave like moronic retards even outside of /jp/.

It's a good thing most of you are NEETs, so you can spare us the pain of seeing you outside.

>> No.9239689

>>9239675
Apparently it's "someone who makes childish posts (BBS, etc)". But I'm going with kitchen.

>> No.9239692

I'm terrified of people, so no.

>> No.9239693

>>9239688
/jp/ must be the easiest board in the world to aggravate honestly

>> No.9239698

>>9239658
I look like Clint Eastwood with glasses.

>> No.9239708

I do hang out with a /jp/sie.
But he says that this place is shit and doesn't go on it anymore.

>> No.9239716

>>9239658
Remember Riki from Little busters? That's me basically. I'm even kind of short like he is. I don't think I'd crossdress well though.

>> No.9239729

>>9239716
I'm like Masato

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Depends.
If they plan on being as obnoxious in real life as they are on /jp/ I think I'd have to decline. Little difference between meme spouting normal and shitspewing /jp/sie.

>> No.9239739

Going to otakon next month.
I don't talk to anyone there but if I can show my appreciation for /jp/sies I'll buy you a drink..

>> No.9239740

>>9239736
I hope that no one acts in real life as they do on this site.

>> No.9239743

>>9239740
I wouldn't be surprised.

>> No.9239744 [DELETED] 

Also there is a girl in my apartment who is somehow by some force of nature more into visual novels than me. We are friends now and I introduced her to /jp/ a few months ago (she only browsed /a/, /soc/ and /v/.

She could be posting right now....

>> No.9239746

>>9239744
>/soc/
Kill her in her sleep.

>> No.9239748

>>9239744
>/a/, /soc/ and /v/.
Thanks for shitting up the board

>> No.9239753

>>9239744
>she only browsed /a/, /soc/ and /v/
I wouldn't want to do anything with anyone who browsed those.

>> No.9239759

>>9239748

Well, look at it this way. She will do more great things probably for this board than you have done since you first got here two years ago.

>> No.9239760

>>9239169
Sup fellow Georgian?

>> No.9239763

I've spent time with fellow VIPPERS, but never a /jp/sie. It might be fun?

>> No.9239764

>>9239760
Oh hello you two, another Georgian here.
I live up near Atlanta, the southern farm land is nice though.

>> No.9239765

>>9239746

She cooks me dinner and we talk every night to keep each other company. We aren't dating and not sleeping together sorry.

>> No.9239769

>>9239765
you can't cook your own dinner?
you're even more pathetic than the average /jp/sie.

>> No.9239770

>>9239169
>>9239760
>>9239764

How the hell did four of us end up in this thread?

>> No.9239774

>>9239770
spoiler: there are more than 4 people posting on /jp/

>> No.9239775

>>9239769

I would like to see you find a friend who cooks once cooked you a 16oz steak, french fries, mashed potatoes and chocolate chip cookies and lemonade.

Have fun making instant oatmeal i guess

>> No.9239777

>>9239774
it's one guy with multiple personalities.

>> No.9239779

>>9239775
I actually know how to cook because I didn't eat McDonalds everyday as a kid, suck my dick fatty.

>> No.9239783

>>9239779

I didn't say that you couldn't cook. You know how to make instant oatmeal, right? There you go!

>> No.9239784

Is this one of those /soc/ threads were everyone adds other /jp/ers mails and stuff?

>> No.9239785

>>9239775
I will, thank you.

>> No.9239787

>>9239764
>>9239770
Gwinnett County reporting in.

>> No.9239788

>>9239784

Exactly, except it's covered in NEETsauce instead of normalfag cum.

>> No.9239789

>>9239783
Tonight I ate sauteed shrimp with lemon and parboiled rice and I didn't have to eat out some nasty whore for it.

>> No.9239792

>>9239788
They are not any better though.

>> No.9239794

>>9239774
Prove it.

>> No.9239796

>>9239787
Everyone decent in the damn state lives up that way. Down here is a vacant shithole.

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>>9239775
Look at this normalfag piece of shit bragging about being friends with a /soc/ whore.

Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.9239799

>>9239798

I can forgive her for posting there just because I get fed good meals.

>> No.9239802

>>9239794
If one person posted 24/7 every 30 seconds since /jp/ was created it would only be about half as many posts as we have now. Eat it nerd.

>> No.9239803

So many repressed normals in this thread, I wonder if it's just summer or this the current state of /jp/.

>> No.9239804

>>9239796
I've only known one other Gwinnettian on 4chan, and that was over the course of a couple of threads.

>> No.9239805

>>9239798

Also better people like her than shitposters who bring down this board like you. Frig off.

>> No.9239806

>>9239802
If one person? But you said there were more than four. According to your math you and I may be the only people on /jp/.

>> No.9239807

>>9239803

I know right! People having friends and not faking NEET shit on /jp/? Pffft

>> No.9239808

>>9239804
I worry for your safety anon, gwinnet is a horrible place. You should move somewhere better.

>> No.9239809

>>9239808
How is Gwinnett horrible? Where is better?

>> No.9239810

>>9239802
nice math pointdexter, u learn that in virgin class?

LOL

>> No.9239811

>>9239806
Assuming all 4 are robots who have a constant power supply. Which is unlikely.

>> No.9239812

>>9239808

All of Georgia is ugly. You should have given better advice like leaving the state entirely.

>> No.9239813

>>9239807
Nice projection there.

>> No.9239818

>>9239805
It's funny because you're shitting up the board right now.

>>9239807
You don't have to pretend to be NEET, but you also don't have to organize meetups in /jp/. It's not an either or thing.

>> No.9239816

>>9239813

Project this

*whips out dick*

>> No.9239815

>>9239809
I've been robbed there twice, I avoid Gwinnet whenever possible. I live up in north fulton.

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>>9239807

>> No.9239822
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I am in Illinois

There is nothing but soybeans

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9239825

ITT: /soc/

>> No.9239826 [DELETED] 

>>9239818

I am not organizing anything. I don't want to meet up with any of you miserable fucks ever again. I can drink myself to death by myself without having to hear stories about people more pathetic than me.

>> No.9239830

>>9239822

also ferris bueller home town chicago hero

>> No.9239827

>>9239815
Were you in Gwinnexico? Enjoy your 400 I guess.

>> No.9239828

>>9239822

you have pizza though big thick pizza in the city of wind

>> No.9239829

>>9239822
nothing exists in the midwest.

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>>9239297
>>9239744
This is the same person posting. He always does these posts.

You're gonna deny it, but I know it is.

>> No.9239834

>>9239831
me second from the right

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Is it gay to want to suck dick?

>> No.9239836

Delete this thread, for fuck's sake, my eyes are bleeding.

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>>9239830
>>9239829
>>9239828
i live nowhere near chicago

>> No.9239840

>>9239818

maybe i am shitposting maybe i am making the girl up

maybe i am trying to get a rise out of you because i know it will work like how you will respond to this one and the next thing i had to say

>> No.9239843

>>9239838

i am shitposting zunbar because i know this thread was going to piss a lot of people off and i wanted to take full advantage of it

>> No.9239844

>>9239804
I was more referring to being up north in Georgia, not the specific county.

>>9239812
Not him, but two more years in this god forsaken state..

>> No.9239849

>>9239835
Not if he wears girl's clothing.

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>>9239837
to be honest it is the perfect place for a NEET, it's quiet, I can do work from home, and the shipping is cheap so I never have to go outside

>> No.9239851

>>9239812
I want too but I still don't have enough NEET dollars yet. Moving out of this shitty country asap.

>> No.9239848

i met a girl from /jp/ the other day in new jersey. she had short brown hair, a nice smile and was a little short but she had a nice personality and we enjoyed talking with each other

>> No.9239860

>>9239850
>perfect place for a NEET
>I can do work from home
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.9239855

>>9239848

i knew she was from /jp/ because she talked about visual novels, saten and touhou but i am afraid to commit to relationship please help

>> No.9239866

I am meeting a girl from /jp/ tomorrow /jp/. What should I do?

>> No.9239862

>>9239844
I'm so thankful I live in the rather wealthier part of the state. I've visited woodstock a few times, all fundamental evangelist rednecks.

>> No.9239870

>>9239862

You live in Georgia. Let's not delude ourselves for one second longer and you should just come out admitting that you live in a shithole.

>> No.9239869

>>9239866
Kill her and fuck the corpse. Pretend it's your favorite 2hu.

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>>9239860
mturk doesn't count as employment

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>>9239840
>>9239843
Fuck off.

>> No.9239873

>>9239870
Rather here than Alabama.

>> No.9239876

>>9239870
I have a friend from Georgia that says that Atlanta is livable and everything else is a hole.

>> No.9239877

I am a girl living here in Bangor, Maine and I love Touhou and Visual Novels. If you want to contact me and meet up my email is here and I am currently 26 years old.

>> No.9239878

What's with all the hate for Georgia?

>> No.9239879

>>9239871
How can you stand it anon? I did it for a few months and got completely burned out.

>> No.9239880

>>9239876
Outskirts of Atlanta yes, downtown Atlanta is nigger land.

>> No.9239884

>>9239879
i wrote macros for all the crowdsource ones and let them run while i practice runes checking every few minutes for captchas

>> No.9239883

>>9239871
With mturk, don't you do, like, 30 minutes of mind numbing work for 10 cents?

>> No.9239885

>>9239872

You are clearly upset by this since you responded. I am going to stop out of consideration of your own mental health. Clearly your autism will not allow you to stop replying.

>> No.9239888

>>9239878
Have you been here?

Granted I live as close to the bloody zit on America's ass known as Jacksonville without actually being in Florida, but I can't remove all blame from Georgia.

>> No.9239891

georgia has the sole purpose of proving that while america is great it is not perfect. have fun with your meth and poverty.

>> No.9239889

>>9239658
There's no way /jp/ is as ugly as /v/.

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>>9239866
I want to a /jp/ girl so bad
I would marry her and than she would never have to work and the government would throw money at us because military. maybe we could even hug some time.

its insane the benefits you get for being married, and the only downside for most people is not being able to sleep around, which is obviously a non issue for me.

I swear if they legalize gay marriage I would marry a /jp/. He wouldn't have to do anything and we could play games and stuff. Nothing lewd of course.

>> No.9239893

>>9239885
That's why you deleted your post huh

>> No.9239896

>>9239891
>that while america is great it is not perfect

>> No.9239900

>>9239888
>Living in South Georgia
Well that explains everything. Move up to the northern part of the state, we have something called civilization, you might like it.

>> No.9239901

>>9239893

i deleted it out of concern for you but i guess you still can't help yourself please keep responding so i can make hilarious posts like this thank you

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>>9239889

>> No.9239904

>>9239883
you can make minimum wage if you're okay at typing

>> No.9239908

>>9239903

the only thing that concerns me about that picture is why that kid doesn't have a normal DS

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>>9239903

>> No.9239915

I am planning on meeting a guy and a girl from /a/ and /jp/ tomorrow at a pizza place. They sounded normal over the phone so I guess it will be alright.

>> No.9239917

>>9239900
Yea, I know, but submarines. Two years.

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>>9239912

>> No.9239925

does gorgia have a lot of fat people?

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>>9239918

>> No.9239931
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9239931

Gwinnett > North Fulton > Dekalb > Cobb > *

85 water tanks never forget ;_;

>> No.9239933

I am meeting a guy from /jp/ and /soc/ next week I hope we have a good time :P

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>> No.9239942

Some guy from Georgia is going out of his way to defend Georgia.

>> No.9239951

I plan on fucking a guy from /jp/. I am not a virgin ( had my cherry popped when i was 16) but i have never given a blowjob before.

I heard guys leak a lot of precum so i am afraid that i will choke on it or something since it's basically a fluid please help me.

>> No.9239954

>>9239942
either he's in denial or he doesn't live there.

>> No.9239981

>>9239951
I'll bite. No. You will never be at risk of choking on precum.

>> No.9240003

>>9239981

that is a relief thanks i plan on sucking him until it's drier than the sahara desert

>> No.9240013

>>9240003
But if you put his dick in your mouth - it will get really wet and take a while to dry!

>> No.9240868

ctrl+f "australia" 0 matches

welp.

captcha: osupset afterwards

>> No.9240958

>>9239326

What happens at typemoon fes, hw much and what date. I don't mind if you're a nice guy.

>> No.9241473

>>9239775
>16oz
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

>> No.9241489

>>9239892
>its insane the benefits you get for being married
Okay.
Name some, then.

>> No.9241504

>>9241489
He's talking about the various tax benefits.

>> No.9241504,1 [INTERNAL] 

Why doesn't /jp/ have hookup threads more often?

>> No.9242161

>>9239855

I wish I could meet someone like that.

>> No.9242260

Best /jp/ thread in years

>> No.9242260,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>9241504,1
I think most people are either SO RONELY ;_; or Geek chic faggots, so a meet-up would seem painful.

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