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Hey, /jp/.
Please tell me your thoughts on this thread:

>>>/lounge/1188919997

Can you relate? Did you have a friend like that once? Or maybe do you even have one right now?

>> No.9236899
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You tell me, Archdook.

>> No.9236898

big flan bellay

>> No.9236901

I have no tomodachis.

>> No.9236903

relax cabron, cops are already on their way

>> No.9236907

>text board
I don't want to buy any bags, nor discuss Jews.

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Too bad, I thought we could have a nice discussion about this.

>> No.9236990
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>2007 was 40 years ago

>> No.9236997

>>9236990
That old feel

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２００３　ｗａｓ　６　ｙｅａｒｓ　ａｇｏ

>> No.9237013

>>9237009
No it wasn't. It's 2012 you fucking stupid bitch.

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>>9237013

>> No.9237035
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/jp/ was made 69 years ago

>> No.9237052

>>9237034
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>> No.9237133

>>9236891
>Can you relate? Did you have a friend like that once? Or maybe do you even have one right now?
no, no, no.
3DPD is 3DPD, no matter how young. if i wanted a loli friend i would make a tulpa or something.

>> No.9237196

>>9237133
But don't you think it might be just a little fun? Maybe you could even play video games together.

>> No.9237207

>>9237196
No thankyou. I'd have to lose on purpose to a noisy brat.

>> No.9237227

>>9237207
That's so cruel. I can't believe you're serious.
Also, nobody said anything about her being noisy. She's just a shy young girl who's happy to spend some time with you.

>> No.9237231

>>9237196
If she was cute and had a 2d personality, I would not mind but almost every kid is annoying and I ain't no one's daddy.

>> No.9237232

>>9237227
All kids are noisy brats.

>> No.9237250

>>9237231
>almost every kid is annoying
>>9237232
>All kids are noisy brats.

You're still saying that? How many did you actually meet?
I'm not gonna pretend to be an expert on little girls or anything, but there's gotta be at least a few cute and nice ones out there.

>> No.9237262

>>9237250
All of my little sisters and cousins were annoying as hell, I can't stand kids, they are often really selfish and they also cry a lot.

But yeah, there must be a few that are calm and cute, that's why I said almost.

>> No.9237291

>All of my little sisters
I'm kinda jealous now. But I guess little sister moe is something only people who never had little sisters can understand.
I do have some young relatives myself though. I remember playing board games with a relative's daughter a few years ago at a big birthday party. It was great. It might even have been the happiest day of my life. Just playing with her and watching her have fun as I let her win over and over again.

>cry a lot
Why do you have a problem with that? Wouldn't it be great to have a young girl rely on you and come to you with her troubles?

>> No.9237308

>>9237291
>I'm kinda jealous now.
Believe me, you don't want real little sisters, or at least not mine.

>>9237291
>Why do you have a problem with that?
Because I can't stand people that are noisy and yell at me, even if they are cute, but that's just me. Sure, they are kind of cute when they are asleep and not talking.

It's really annoying when they want something that you can't get and they just don't stop crying and yelling at you, I doubt you would like that.

>> No.9237385

>>9237308
>Believe me, you don't want real little sisters
You're probably right but it's still hard for me to believe.

>people that are noisy and yell at me, even if they are cute
You mean you don't like getting verbally abused by little girls!?
All jokes aside, that doesn't sound very nice. I guess if I ever have a daughter, loli friend or whatever I'll have to make sure she never ends up like that.
But that'd probably be hard since I would spoil her whenever I can.

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>>9237308
you're just not scary looking, at least not enough. Do your best scary NEET impression and it will teach them fear and respect.

>> No.9237424

I related at one point, only to later find out the hard way that it would never be so idealistic in reality.

Young girls IRL are not lolis. They are petulant, obnoxious, ignorant and selfish creatures who are nowhere mature enough to show you any love.

If you've ever read / watched Lolita, it is exactly like that. EXACTLY like that. So much so that I actually think Nabokov must have been a paedophile to get it so spot on.

Your best bet is to go for asians, as I have done - Chinese girls are wonderful. They're neotenous in all of the right ways without possessing the mental / emotional age of a brick. They're also very accepting if you're into loli, in my experience, and love tends to be a lot more of a permanent thing to them (so they won't fuck you over).

>> No.9237436

Real little girls are noisy and selfish and their assholes don't taste of strawberries.

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