/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Pisstank No.]

What things would you like your favorite touhou to say?
I'll voice act them as best as possible for you on Vocaroo. Post away lads!

[Anonymous No.]

Please post Marisa saying "If these tryhard nerds pick Invoker i'm gonna be really fucking mad"

[Anonymous No.]

"I'll suck your cock"

[Pisstank No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0deijBEJsjw

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QKBJwdRQq3

FUCK THE WEE BERNS MAN

[Anonymous No.]

"I love you"

[chairno No.]

"*gigglelaugh* Let's play!"
In your Flanniest voice possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236199
You sounded like a gay british man.

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sJSVVVPR0v

>>9236210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZGVIFtwvR1

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CzkETA0rQ8

[Anonymous No.]

"Ah sure do love dem french fried potaters"

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rYSnG8GeKa

[Anonymous No.]

お前が大嫌い

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QBbA6UnLJz

Sorry for the fake scottish accent, Can't be helped.

[Anonymous No.]

My sides man.

[chairno No.]

>>9236213
oh god I'm going to cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236216
Dude, are you drunk?
I think I saw you in the drinking thread.

[Anonymous No.]

"今夜も寝かさないぞっ☆!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236202

Marisa again

'REIMU STOP FUCKING RANDOMING EVERY TIME YOU GET SOME SHIT HERO LIKE CRYSTAL MAIDEN OH GREAT THEY PICKED DARK SEER AND TIDE HUNTER WHAT DID I QUEUE UP FOR A SCRIM? WHY IS IT EVERY TIME I PLAY DOTA 2 I PLAY VS THESE FUCKING TRY HARDS. OH COOL WE HAVE 3 CARRIES AND CRYSTAL MAIDEN GOOD JOB REIMU YOU FUCKING RETARD I'M PICKING LYCANTHROPE I'M NEVER LEAVING THE JUNGLE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT"

[Anonymous No.]

"Can I nibble on your fingers a little?
It won't hurt. Promise."

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zsnDYgnKD2

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DL9ic832pG

>>9236236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D7K0ooDrBu

>>9236240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MUbLerMUkl

[Anonymous No.]

Why must you sexualize everything you say?
So lewd....

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D42IT7NG9E

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236236
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W49ACrHJly

[Anonymous No.]

Merlin

"I never told anyone this, but Lunasa is a shitty violinist"

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0INWKQ6YPzq

[Anonymous No.]

"AUUUUUUUUUUUTIIIIIISMMMMMMMMMM"

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236267
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DCYN9coMjY
Please try to be more interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli! Where is my book on magical enchantments? I can't find it!

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xA496LE7mg

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RxleD52xkl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236236
>>9236202

Rofl i didn't think anyone played DotA in this board?

[Anonymous No.]

"Man is born astride the grave. The gravedigger weeps into our mouths, and covers us in sand."

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WZHCx92XK8

>>9236284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0La5enN7uLe

[Anonymous No.]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0myrssrQHug

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236284
Bonus track:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Iai8gqQY70

[Anonymous No.]

GET OUT OF /JP/.

GET OUT OF MY BOARD ON OTAKU CULTURE. GET OUT! GET OUT! ALL YOU DO IS SHIT POST ON MY BOARD ALL WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS TOUHOUS? OKAY? WE DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT JEWS OR HOW YOU HAVE A JOB AND YOU ARE TOO AUTISTIC TO TALK TO ANYONE THERE. ALL WE WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS TOUHOUS DOING THINGS THAT ONLY A 3D PERSONS TWISTED IMAGINATION CAN THINK OF

LIKE WHICH TOUHOU WOULD YOU SHOVE A KNIFE UP HER VAGINA WHILE SHE BEGS YOU TO STOP?

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE NERF CHAOS KNIGHT ICEFRAUD, FUCKING CASUAL 4 SEC STUN IS BALANCED AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

So would you rather have +4 str or +10 accuracy? if you say accuracy you're a faget.

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LjRVEgQGI6

>>9236319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GzI2LJcDBy

>>9236323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JTFDhyctFo

[Anonymous No.]

"i like corm"

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236194
Please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236319
And if that wasn't enough yet, his stupid gap closer skill also ports all his illusions to the target, and all of them do like +100 damage. It's pretty much an instagib skill if you have ulti up.

[Anonymous No.]

"Sorry, I was clearing my throat."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236319

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mzH63iOZq4

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dQghCQQlTt

>>9236333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jyq74OYHbb

>>9236339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cclQrLz6dp

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NEfncSfFOC

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BI2YGOpXC1

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zpiVF5TgVY

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236341
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RJPFO9y27J

>>9236348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0urfFljUPKa

[Anonymous No.]

There is no one ``British'' accent

[Anonymous No.]

"If you want everlasting fertility, then you bend down and suck. Don't worry, many people love doing it"

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236370
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08tAxKLHCfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LRK4gh2E3M

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236378
im sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236364

GOD DAMN TRY HARD STOP RUINING DOTA 2

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236364

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MpX1xdz6FK

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236397
Who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236391
>Portraying my Youmu like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236393
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kJF2vtUzb9

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cq0hfJ4DFS

>>9236386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aVDsSJxmWP

>>9236391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vGW42k2Bep

>>9236397
http://vocaroo.com/i/s027RcWJQO7R

[Anonymous No.]

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O84IuhQcbe

[Anonymous No.]

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236446
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05LYBd3UpqT

[Anonymous No.]

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[Pisstank No.]

>>9236460
Kawaii face motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

"Go hug a Mokou German boy!"

[Anonymous No.]

I-I love shitposting on jaypee! W-which 2hoo wold yuu fuck, guys?? J-japanese bird cooking s-spaghetti!

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236477

[Anonymous No.]

☢ＨＹＰＯＣＲＩＴＥ！ ☢ＨＹＰＯＣＲＩＴＥ！ ☢ＨＹＰＯＣＲＩＴＥ！ ☢ＨＹＰＯＣＲＩＴＥ！

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AgAT91PrJr

>>9236473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t6GOzo004V

>>9236477
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cQUZnRV71f

>>9236479
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oYc42n1dOo

>>9236486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01Xa98qAqGW

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236492
What did thou say-eth to me wench? I'll have thou know that I twas the greatest knight in my academy. I have been involved in numerous attacks on Jerusalem and have killed many Muslim scum. I am trained in Sapien tactics and I am the greatest longbowsman in all of England. Thou art nothing but and archer's target. I shall slay you with the like thou have never witnessed before. Thou think thy can get away with saying that over carrier pigeon communication? Nay, think once more. As we speak I have my fellow knights following thy pigeon and verily it shall lead to thy location. Be preparedeth for a storm. A righteous storm that shall end thy very life. Thou life is extinguished, I can be anywhere in England in a Fortnights time and can kill you in 500 different ways, and that's just with mine helmet. Not only am I trained in swordmanship, I have the entire King's army at mine disposal and I shall use it to salt you from this earth. If only thou could have known the wrath I shall have brought down upon you for thine "witty"comment. Maybe thou would have bide thy tongue. But alas thou couldn't and must pay the piper. I shall defecate all mine fury unto you and thou shall drown in it. Thou art dead, knave.

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

[Anonymous No.]

PewDiePie commented:
I gave it a try, it looks like it's just a project that you have in early, early alpha that you just namned pewdiepie in hopes of me playing it. Sorry but I can't make a video of it, but don't let me wear ya down, if you work hard on it and improve I'm sure I'll give it a go again

[Anonymous No.]

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D1IT4XpE47

>>9236519
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IvmpGOjyOr

>>9236521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ynsNAF9xaW

>>9236536
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x4snGFduZG

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236517
>>9236477
Where's the squid one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236557
I can't believe you did all that, congratulations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236557
KEN-SAMA ISN'T DEAD DON'T YOU TALK THAT WAY ABOUT MY HUSUBANDO HOW RUDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236519
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>>9236519
It's funny because he died

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236575
HE ISNT DEAD STOP IM CRING

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nHlCht7X1C

>>9236572
>>9236576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UoaFt8ut01

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236576
>>9236575
>>9236572
>>9236519
I can't believe you guys missed the shitstorm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236583
the joke

_______


your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236581
No seriously he isn't dead, it's was fucking confirmed in a thread you obviously weren't in you stupid secondary homo

[Anonymous No.]

ddd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236587
You expect me to climb that goddamn wall just to get to your stupid flying jokes? Fuck you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236589
I'm sorry if I seem a little harsh, it's just, I love Ken-sama. I know you guys like to make jokes about him it's a funny meem and everything, but I love him with all my heart. I don't see a point in living if I can't some day be with him.

[Anonymous No.]

Antony, you need to stop browsing this shit.
You're becoming a huge faggot by doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

Howdy /jp/, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236604
Turncoat

[Anonymous No.]

First of all, judging by your description of my videos, you CLEARLY haven't watched them. You think I'm sad? You actually pretend to watch my videos, rthen give completely false descriptions. And your taking this argument off-subject. This was about your racism, not about my videos. Shut up now, and what I do in my private life has NOTHING to do with you...

[Anonymous No.]

The word "penis" is taken from the Latin word for "tail." Some derive that from Indo-European *pesnis, and the Greek word πέος = "penis" from Indo-European *pesos. Prior to the adoption of the Latin word in English the penis was referred to as a "yard". The Oxford English Dictionary cites an example of the word yard used in this sense from 1379,[1] and notes that in his Physical Dictionary of 1684, Steven Blankaart defined the word penis as "the Yard, made up of two nervous Bodies, the Channel, Nut, Skin, and Fore-skin, etc."[2]

As with nearly any aspect of the body involved in sexual or excretory functions, the penis is the subject of many slang words and euphemisms for it, a particularly common and longstanding one being "cock".

The Latin word "phallus" (from Greek φαλλος) is sometimes used to describe the penis, although "phallus" originally was used to describe images, pictorial or carved, of the penis.[3]

Pizzle, an archaic English word for penis, of Low German or Dutch origin, it is now used to denote the penis of a non human animal.

The adjectival form of the word penis is penile. This adjective is commonly used in describing various accessory structures of male copulatory organs found in many kinds of invertebrate animals.

There are dozens of slang words, euphemisms and synonyoms for the penis in English and in other languages. See WikiSaurus:penis for a list of alternative words for penis.

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236604
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A1OTWCASVV

>>9236602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L9QPME89tY

>>9236615
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0srZhGUzlyh

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236628
You sound Australian actually.

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LeA0hockwG

[Anonymous No.]

Turn on your mic gain...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236644
B-baka... It's not like I wanted you to speak in an Australian accent... or anything~

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236660
>>9236660
>>9236660
>>9236660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tkv4vIF0JK

I need a friend, be that friend.

[Anonymous No.]

"I fucking hate this turbonerd faggot called William Grankvist. Like seriously, if god were to point out the most annoying and disgusting weeaboo, it would be this homolord."

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236686
10-åriga William Grankvist är en av tre pojkar som belönades för att ha räddat en kompis från att kvävas i sin halsnyckelrem som fastnat i en klätterställning.

- Jag kände att jag var tvungen och så ville jag ju inte att en medmänniska skulle dö, säger han.

[贾斯汀比伯 !IMsOMEbodY No.]

>>9236677
do you ever fight crocodiles?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236695
>TheJustinBieberShrine.com
>shrine

Oh, wow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236677
Put anothr shrimp on the barbie, moite, we'll cut em into sloices with a knoife layta
i dont 'ave twi'a. moite, but i do a've a dash ov the old Moispayce

per'aps we could talk about surfin, whoite tail spoiders, and bloody wankers that ya don't loike

how about it, moite

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nI0R56baWR
Thread is slowing down, while I just get more intoxicated, no good mate.

>>9236691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YmAWce6c5E

>>9236695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6lHuITBbu

>>9236708
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ozJxmSk9Rs

[贾斯汀比伯 !IMsOMEbodY No.]

>>9236703
hey dont blame me for that, i got that off 4chan if you dont recognize the filename

not that i wont be visiting that site for more now....

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236703
he's a god alright.

[Anonymous No.]

“Why, O /jp/, does thou run about?
The life that thou seekest, thou wilt not find.
When moot created /jp/kind,
Death He imposed on /jp/kind;
Life He kept in His power.
Thou, O /jp/, fill thy belly,
Day and night do thou rejoice,
Daily make a rejoicing!
Day and night a renewal of jollification!
Let thy clothes be clean,
Wash thy head and pour water over thee!
Care for the little one who takes hold of thy hand!
Let the waifu rejoice in thy bosom!”

[Anonymous No.]

can you do that ding dong ding dong noise that japanese schools do

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236714
What tha fack? shaddap, ya bladdy poika!
I neva loiked you from the start, ya never 'anded me that $5 wad o' dosh you owed me
You wanna faxkin tussle, let's tussle, moite
i moite say youve really rastled moi jimmies here

Oi dawnt really 'ave a moispayce, ya pitiful faget!
OI
TRICK'D
YOU

Oi'm gonna blow the insides o' ya head, all over 4 counties, ya bladdy fruit shop owner!!

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LMbhyFmGVg

>>9236742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tVjpPyMiVb

>>9236750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OM4KaEPfpv

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to hear Yuugi say

"I got a real bad beer shit coming on so squat down and let me shit in your mouth."

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is leaking into vocaroo

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XumXhvDzbI

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236808
Thank you

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236816
Most welcome brother of the mountain!
If there's anything else I can do, go for it and ask of your oni brother.

[Anonymous No.]

Make Cirno say 9 9 9 9 9 GET

[贾斯汀比伯 !IMsOMEbodY No.]

>>9236714
do you fight kangaroos?

also tripfag master race

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236773
>>9236773
>>9236773
Whadd'id oi tell you about that fackin attitude of your's?
Don't be bladdy stchupid, ya didgeridoo playin', piss lobbin, Shit nugget!!!!!!

ya keep 'avin all these fosters beers, yar gonna 'ave a fakkin art attack! and you won't be able t' 'ontinue thees bladdy choildish recordin's youve got set up with ya little weeabooe buds!

ya need a functionin' bloody liver to live an' speak, moite. That's why it's call'd a bladdy liva!!

you've really got on the wrong soide of the boomerang if ya think yar goin on the right path here

An heerrro, ya silly cunt!!!

GOD
SOIVE
THA
QWUEEN

and boi queen, oi dont mean thos fackin faget nuts that're loike "is this the fackin real loife or a wet dream" i'm talking abou' our queen, our very proide and joi as australians, but i'm afroid if she ever heard what you've done, you be facin the fackin death penal'y!!!!!

WAVE GOODBOI T' YA HEAD, WANKA!!!

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236839
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zEthCYbm3O

>>9236842
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iW9Y9WlbnR

>>9236850
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JuJax2nzG9

[贾斯汀比伯 !IMsOMEbodY No.]

>>9236867
hes fucking kawaii man like the kawaiiest mofo eva

[Anonymous No.]

>>9236867
Fan? FAN????! IT'S THE FACKIN SAME JOYKES EVERY TIME. THINKA SAMMIN NEW
GO PAY YAR WELFARE PAYMENTS OR SOMETHING, FACKIN FAG
oi bet you like the cock in the moith and ass, don't ya


Well guess what, pet?
OI WIN
I HAVE LOTS OF MONEY, YOURE A CHOILDISH PORR FAG
Deep down, you know yar just some unemployed git, sittin' in 'is own motha's basement with nary a program to watch but fackin Lacky Star. Tell me somethin' productive ya do wiv ya loife, other than Chokin' the chicken to 'Entai piccies of your precious Jewee Hirasawa
fackin weaboos, boiin pointless Eroge manga an' surfin the 9fag manga section erryday!!!

go jerk off in a corner while slowleh degrading your liva, and your very social loife as ya know it

Oi bet you thought you'd eva 'ave a chance with that digeridoo lesson course, but heh he hehe look where you are now, silly cunt.

GO FACK URSELF
go play as blady Aloocard 'Ellsing at your Sakura-con Girugamesh fapfest foor all I care, CUNT!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Wow! Nice ass! I wanna' fuck the shit out of it until cum leaks out of it like it's a faucet!
Now, I am here.... I came to fuck your ass deep!
My ass is becoming something completely different. What is it!? A RUMBLEHOUSE ASS!
How could you even do this to such delicioso cheeks?
Ho ho ho, time to rape!
It's supper time for Slappy right inside that ass of you ares!
I came to fuck your bootyasscheekcrackhole! I am mega fucker!
I simply tripped over my own ass, and now there's nothin' left!
No. This tickle... FADES AWAY YOUR CHEEKS!
Oh I'm gonna do this to you... YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M GONNA DO THIS TO YOU!
You fuckin' faggotry jones saga super ultra mega master supremacy of the whisp!
heha u cent b beetn tha hc
hc b pwnin al 9999999999999999999999999999999999-0

[Anonymous No.]

you faggotry jones saga super ultra mega supremacy of the whisp!

[Pisstank No.]

>>9236978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eZZp1kcg0F

>>9236993
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ap1oPdYGb

>>9237003
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vEPk4xSN73

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KN OW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /JP/, NEWSFLASH, JAPAN HAS SEX TOO, OTHERWISE JAPAN WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT

WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG FRUITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

[Pisstank No.]

>>9237049
I think I lost it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0StclB9o21B

[Anonymous No.]

And? I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the middle of the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many guns you have to protect you. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operation is me hovering above you, dressed up like a fucking doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for you're fucking life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery, and when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse for a life, but how i'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure you're last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's to fucking late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

[Anonymous No.]

STOP OVER DOING IT!

[Anonymous No.]

[Pisstank No.]

>>9237085
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t6BXpM9sQo

>>9237095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AbrvEzk9UE

>>9237099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y3gEQR8A5y

I think I need to go to fucking bed, I'm just getting angry now.

[贾斯汀比伯 !IMsOMEbodY No.]

>>9237111
holy shit dont explode buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9237111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ON5X9axwsu

[Pisstank No.]

>>9237125
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qIgng2j3nt

[Anonymous No.]

>>9237143
I want to cum all over Saten-chan's hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9237155

[Anonymous No.]

Someone read this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9237144
Can you scream "install gentoo" with enough power to make your lung burst?

Moot said he'll embed it on /g/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9237169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jLydYtx9GX

[贾斯汀比伯 !IMsOMEbodY No.]

>>9237144
yeah i like you too angry Australian guy ^_^
but
>not a dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>9237173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06be5TtXOCT

>>9237169
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O9D5C9GdZa

[Anonymous No.]