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Why don't you drink until you vomit /jp/? Too much of a PUSSY?

If not, what are drinking tonight? I just downed two 4packs of Turkey 101's, one 4pack of Smirnoff Double blacks, and a 6-pack of Bundaberg OP Rum along with a bottle of 720ml Sake. Hardest cunt right here.

>> No.9235873

I want to drink with a /jp/sie and cuddle.
I'm a happy drunk.

>> No.9235875

Assenzio and Grappa

>> No.9235879

I've never had alcohol before...

>> No.9235882

>>9235873
I'd cuddle with you, I just told my sister I'm Bisexual as fuck, pretty groovy man.

I'm listening to Katy Perry and I've lost control of my NEET life.

>> No.9235883

It's dripping!

>> No.9235884

I want Yuugi to HURK HURK HURK all over my face

>> No.9235885

>>9235879
suikacirrosislaughing.jpg

>> No.9235889

I'm 16.

>> No.9235892

>>9235889
Then get out, nerd.

>> No.9235899

>>9235892
fug u i wont do what u tell me

>> No.9235900

i don't have an access to alcohol nor money to buy it.

>>9235889
you do realize 4chan is an 18+ site, do you? you could get banned for this post.

>> No.9235906

>>9235899
HARDCORE.

Also, Why is Yuugi so hot?

>> No.9235912

>>9235900
>i don't have an access to alcohol nor money to buy it.
Hahahah what?
Just drop by a nearby bar and ask for a beer.
Cheap as fuck and widely available.

>> No.9235914

>>9235900
disregard the second part, i now realize it was a troll and i suck /jp/ cocks.

>> No.9235917

>>9235900
im on a dynamic ip turbonerdloser
u poor as fuq or what

>> No.9235921

Would you let Yuugi stomp on your face with her huge, unwashed bare feet?

>> No.9235931

>>9235921
YES. Anyone who drinks that much is a friend of mine, they can do whatever they want.

Just between you and me I've m stomach pumped at least 20+ times, sickkunt I know.

>> No.9235946

>>9235912
>Just drop by a nearby bar and ask for a beer.
that's the hard part.
even if i could do that, i would probably pass and just buy some vodka in a nearest store. bars suck and require more social interaction.

>> No.9235950

I don't like the taste of alcohol.

>> No.9235977

>>9235862
>>Hardest cunt right here.

I remember what it was like being a teenager, too.

>> No.9235980

eye am teh storngest. eye ahev a dress and eye freeze w/ my danmaku. If you don't repost this to ⑨ other threds eye will fly into yuor pond tonight and make a mess of yor frogs

>> No.9235985

>>9235950
>I don't like the taste of caffeine.
>I don't like the taste of lycopene.

>> No.9236001

Old enough to post on 4chan but one year too young to buy alcohol (Murrica). But because I've never had any before, I'm sure when I finally do drink I won't be able to handle whatever it is.

>> No.9236023

I'll probably drink one and a bit more bottles of Stolichnaya tonight... Would keep going but I'd rather not have a hangover tomorrow afternoon.

>> No.9236024

22 never been drunk. I'm too afraid of myself to get drunk. I know too many secrets and have so many pent up emotions.

>> No.9236042
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9236042

i only drink when i go out, and i get absolutely hammered.

this allows me to talk to girls, lower my standards and fuck some whores

>> No.9236059

>>9236001
> But because I've never had any before, I'm sure when I finally do drink
>I've never had any before
>when I finally do drink
...are you implying you actually wait with drinking untill you're legal? why? how did you manage to do it?
it's gotta be the first time i'm seeing someone like this.

>> No.9236058

>>9236042
The picture is ironic because the right one gets pussy at the end while the left one becomes a faggot right?

>> No.9236064

>>9236058

the one on the right is already married with to a white woman

>> No.9236066

>>9236064
And the one in the left likes nigger cock

>> No.9236071

Because friends usually stop me from drinking that much. I can't tell if they do it because they are good friends or because they don't want me drinking all of their booze.

I still get reasonably fucked up when I do drink though. Since I only drink like 3 times a year I have to make it count.

I also found out that I'm immune to hang overs, which is awesome but then again I'm still only 20 so I'm guessing it's just one of those things you get when you're older.

>> No.9236072

>>9236024
You can get drunk with me. I won't tell anybody about how we had gay sex.

>> No.9236074

>>9236066
You don't?

>> No.9236080

>>9236074
Only white ones actually

>> No.9236077

>>9236042
Wtf is a Bydlo?

>> No.9236081

Come on.
Alcohol costs too much money for NEETs, especially when /jp/ would just rather spend theirs' on figurines and other collectibles and stuff.

Alcohol or other drugs weren't something taken from old /a/ into /jp/ during the split.

>> No.9236083

>>9236059
I couldn't get any because it wasn't legal for me. The stores I went to actually checked for ID, none of my family would get any for me, and I didn't want to ask strangers.

>> No.9236085

>>9236077
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bydlo
also russian/polish for cattle

>> No.9236089

>>9236077


Russian term for low class scum. Western equivalents are: white trash, chavs etc.

>> No.9236091

>>9236081
For the price of 1 figurine you could buy god knows how much liters of booze

>> No.9236095

I'm not allowed to drink alcohol while on my medication.

>> No.9236101
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9236101

by the way this is the best beer i've ever had

costs £1.75 per 330 cl can at the import store but worth it

>> No.9236107

I only drink when down and that just makes it worse so I avoid it in general.

>> No.9236112

>>9235977
Mate, I'm just a pisstank, Getting drunk every night and spewing up my guts and shit taliing to everyone.

I wish I was still a teen though, Then I could enjoy it even more.

>> No.9236109

>>9236101
>Japanese beer
Who let the hipsters enter here?

>> No.9236117

I got drunk for the first time in weeks last night to celebrate my friend being elected and promoted to SGT.

>> No.9236114

So you're drinking shit like Smirnoff Ice?

That's probably why you're puking, Franco Begbie.

>> No.9236119

>>9236101
Asahi, Chang and Singha are the only beers I drink, and that's only if I'm running desperately low on cash.

>> No.9236120

>>9236091
Indeed. And just imagine what a waste all that consumable alcohol would be when you could have gotten a lasting figure to enrich your environment.

>> No.9236126

So you guys really think that passing out by alcohol mixture is cool and badass? ever heard of cirrhosis?
the fuck is this, "I'm a suburban 15 years old retard" general?

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>>9236120
booze let's me 1cc any and all touhou games that I play, that is a lasting achievement that stays in my heart forever.

>>9236126
It's good shit, fuck consequences, I let Yuugi define my path. I'm sure she;d be proud. I'm not 15, but I can tell you this, any 15 year old that drinks like a tank motherfucker is alright in m books.

>> No.9236136

>>9236126
Indeed, my mother died of cirrhosis a few days ago.

>> No.9236139

Alcoholism does not mesh well with the /jp/ life.
Being drunk seriously dulls your ability to play games, comprehend stories, and comprehend discussions on /jp/.

The quality of the board would improve if you didn't drink.
It's also not really /jp/ related. It's not even a "ronery" thread.

>> No.9236143

>friends
>fuck some whores
>Just drop by a nearby bar
am i still on the same board?

>> No.9236145

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ef6i9P7y3Y

AND DRINK AND PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG

>> No.9236149

>>9236139
>Being drunk seriously dulls your ability to play games

Tell Zun that, you fag.

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