/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>know /jp/sie for 2 days on the internet
>don't even know his name
>suddenly he goes and says "HEY DID I TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND YET?"

[Anonymous No.]

Ayupp. We're all good friends here Sudo.

[Anonymous No.]

I swear /jp/ why are you so clingy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235223
You're probably also his worst friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235232
Please respond.

Onegai.

[Anonymous No.]

if he had no friends before, don't you automatically become his best friend the very moment you become friends at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235232
I try so very hard to avoid and show that I'm not clingy that people end up thinking of me as some kind of loser who tries too hard to show he doesn't care about anything.

[Anonymous No.]

OP confirmed for cumdumpster.

[Anonymous No.]

isn't that how fagbutt talks? expect him to go yandere in a few days

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/v/144575520

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235223
don't post that slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235232
But I make an effort to not be that way

To the point where I over think everything I said

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235232
Because /jp/ has issues and is defective as hell.
Don't talk to /jp/ if you don't want to deal with /jp/ issues.

That being said, I personally notify anyone I try talking with about my inadequacies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235223
>>>/v/144575520
fuck off cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>be a suicidal, friendless sadsack
>make comics now and then and post them on tumblr
>a few people really like them and want to add me on Steam
>can't believe someone actually wants to talk to a loser like me, add them instantly
>learn that they are 30+ year old women who collect and draw porn of Hitler and are avid Neo-Nazi supporters
>one thinks its hilarious to send me pictures of her shit every time she takes a dump

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>>9235314
Jesus fucking christ, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235307
>cancer
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.]

Funny how the /jp/sie I know on the internet turned out to be /a/ssholes and /v/ermins in diguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235322
get out

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235334
Make me, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you people quoting?

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>>9235339
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>9235353
Do you even know who you're fucking with here, kid?

I'll grind your scrawny ass into mince meat and feed it to my pet eagles for brunch. You're not even worth a real mealtime to them.

[Anonymous No.]

You mean we aren't all best friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235360
No, I fuckin hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235360
I just pretended to be friends with you fucking losers so I could show my real friends how big my friends list is to help ingratiate myself with them.

The size of your Steam friend list is directly proportional to your worth in this world.

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>>9235361
I'll pwn your ass any day bitch.
and clap afterwards

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>>9235353
fuck you, ive raped people for far less than this. you think you can fucking come on OT and just act like a fucking hardass and order people around? Bad news for you, fuckface, but tonights the night your luck runs out. You fucking tell ANYBODY on these forums what to do again, and you're going to find out the hard way what a fucking baseball bat to the side of the skull feels like. Think I'm fucking kidding? I have your IP, I know who you are, and Im more than willing to settle this argument face to fucking face. You call yourself "Hooligan"? We'll see who's the hooligan when one of us is lying face down in a pile of their own blood, shit, and piss. Try and order someone else on here around, and see what fucking happens to you. I'm normally a calm guy but when I need to, I'm willing to break some fucking face to get my point across, just fucking test me you worthless sack of excrement.

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>>9235360

No, some are just assholes disguised to be your best friends.

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>>9235370
You are already in Guantanamo Bay.

[Anonymous No.]

The /v/ thread is much more interesting than this. Are you just retarded and re-post it with /jp/ in the title? Why can't you be creative and change threads when you steal someone's idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235380
>>9235370
>>9235374

Stop fighting ;_;

Let's all sit down and have a warm cup of tea ;_;

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>>9235361
>eagles
that sounds delicious. i didn't have any roasted eagles in a while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235375
you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9235382
I already made an original thread and it got no replies.

>>9235166

Copying shit from /v/ is much easier and gives better results, so why bother?

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>>9235307
why are you there in the first place?

you fuck off, lord of autism.