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>> No.9222653

kill yourself

>> No.9222652 [DELETED] 
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>> No.9222654

3DPD, never forget.

>> No.9222661

DL child models while it's legal and you're immune to law
Take naked picture of yourself for luls
Jack off even more than you have been, puberty starts in a year
You can put your dick in between tits
also get some /ss/ while you can

>> No.9222657

Kill yourself.

>> No.9222660

>>9222657
SO DARK xDDDDDDD

>> No.9222665

虐めに負けるな、そして日本語学校に通い続けろ。

>> No.9222668

DONT TRY THAT COCAIN YOU FOUND

>> No.9222673

Take those hormones now and your husband lives in Taiwan and he's 4 years older than you.

>> No.9222674

Don't post in this thread

>> No.9222678

Don't watch anime

>> No.9222685

Don't bother going to college, you'll drop out and collect le autism bucks

>> No.9222686
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hi im older than you

>> No.9222679

Every women are irrational. No exceptions.
Live with this in mind.

>> No.9222682

give her the dick

>> No.9222683

Get the fuck away from that computer, kid.

>> No.9222684

Use a tripcode so you can be famous.

>> No.9222689
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>> No.9222693

Stay away from tile.

For fuck's sake, stay away from tile.

>> No.9222694

Let's say, hypothetically, you were able to send a message to yourself. This tiny interaction would result in a massive change to your entire life and the events that took place, effectively serving as a form of suicide as you're overwritten by a version of yourself that made different decisions. Sounds pretty shitty to me, but then I'm sure there are a lot of people on /jp/ who aren't proud of their lives.

>> No.9222701 [DELETED] 

You are in denial, you like cocks, start sucking them.

>> No.9222698
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Get your psychiatrist to set you up with a meeting with your doctor and start hormones.
You will thank me later kid.

Also when your "best friend" offers to let you suck his cock, he lied just to make fun of you. Dont agree to it.

>> No.9222699

Start crossdressing and find a pedophile lady to rape you before it's too late.

>> No.9222706

ur a faget

>> No.9222709 [DELETED] 

Do you even lift?

>> No.9222708

Don't feel so bad about being raped by your older male cousin two years ago.

>> No.9222710
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Hello me.
Um..I'm quite happy with everything now so keep it up!
PS: Ah one thing! stop trying to win the lottery using your birthdate numbers, Its a waste of money.

>> No.9222714 [DELETED] 

Fuck you're so sexy I want to rape you and it wouldn't count as rape it'd be masturbation.

>> No.9222715

You can stop your only 'friend' from killing himself. Go to his house on Christmas Eve and play DBZ on SNES together.

You'll thank me later.

>> No.9222717 [DELETED] 

Take hormones.

>> No.9222718

>>9222710
You should send yourself winning lottery numbers

>> No.9222719

Suck my cock, dude,

>> No.9222721

Drown in your ideals and die.

>> No.9222723 [DELETED] 

create le facebook

>> No.9222725

Audition for SM

>> No.9222727

Invest in apple and google.

>> No.9222737

learn programming it's awesome

>> No.9222739

Love your Grandma.
;_;

>> No.9222742

holy shit 30 replies

>> No.9222743

For the love of god, please don't spend 6 years playing Runescape. You could actually be playing good games or doing something productive instead.

>> No.9222748

1. Create nude photos of yourself.
2. Hide them in a cave.
3. Ten years later, come back and get them.
4. Sell to pedophiles.

Best plan ever?

>> No.9222754

>>9222742
what a nice message to yourself from 10 years ago

>> No.9222758

>>9222748
I'd buy them

>> No.9222763

don't ever give up on your dream to live in Japan

>> No.9222764 [DELETED] 

Insert things in your ass

>> No.9222774

Numbers for Lotto, 20.06.2012:
3,6,17,22,24,28
ZZ: 16 SZ: 0
Have fun with the 10kk €!


But I'm afraid I'd be too dumb to keep that note until the 20th June, 2012 and actually believe it.

>> No.9222790

You've got 3 years to prepare for the android attack.

>> No.9222808

Learn to program and don't give up on japanese and chinese

Be more charitable and use your time productively

Keep practicing your instruments and ask him to try out for that symphony

Engineering is your fail safe

Never pass up a good thing

>> No.9222813

Lottery ticket numbers + "Don't go to college"

>> No.9222819

>>9222651
What message would op send?

>> No.9222817 [DELETED] 

An awesome game called "Embodiment of Scarlet Devil" is going to be released next Comiket. Play it.

>> No.9222821

Don't watch anime, stay away from video games and the internet.

>> No.9222832

>>9222817
You had a computer and internet when you were 10? And you knew what comiket is?

God, your childhood must have been shit.

>> No.9222827

good luck nerd

>> No.9222828 [DELETED] 

>>9222819
He wasn't born yet 10 years ago dude.

>> No.9222836

>>9222832
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>9222832
Not everyone is as underage as you, kid

>> No.9222839

Go to the library everyday and read every book in preparation to become the next Steal Jobs mastermind.

Oh and take the virginity of the girl who kissed you on the cheek at daycare.

>> No.9222844

>>9222837
Why do you think I'm underged?

>> No.9222849

>>9222844
underaged*

>> No.9222850
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That feel when you give your ten-year-old self the lottery numbers then realise he's not old enough to play the lottery.

>> No.9222893

Remember that boy who taught you about oral sex?
You better keep in touch with him, maybe that way you'll get to suck his cock some more.
Forget about girls, they're more trouble than they're worth.
Thank me later.

PS: Get your mom to buy you a console, otherwise you'll spend 3 years of your life replaying all the shit you missed out on. And watch all those anime shows on TV they're awesome.

>> No.9222894

Your teacher is a pedophile. Rape her.

>> No.9222905

Don't drop out of school and don't waste all your time playing video games and your life might be slightly less shitty.

>> No.9222921

Everyone on /jp/ was rejected by females. bawwwwww

>> No.9222958

>>9222651
it's not gonna get better. it's gonna keep getting worse. either prepare your anus and try to get help when it's not that bad yet or actually suicide instead of making elaborate plans you never use.

also, drop that all that studying shit, you're just gonna overwork yourself with no actual results. just fuck it and take it easy.

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