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9220630 No.9220630[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Bad news /jp/...my mom got me a job at a meat packing facility since she's friends with the owner and I have to start working there on Monday.

Does that mean I can no longer browse /jp/ because I'm not a neet anymore?

>> No.9220635

Sudo.jpg

>> No.9220636

>>9220630

Damn, is that Sudo in your picture? I think it is!

>> No.9220637

Why don't you just kill yourself.

>> No.9220643

Proud of you, sir. You got a job without having to do anything.

>> No.9220651

Average kitchen in Ukraine.

>> No.9220646

Hand in your neet badge.

>> No.9220647

>>9220643
Yeah, I didn't even want a job but my mom said I have to get a job cause I'm just wasting my life away. So she got one for me.

>> No.9220656

I hope you're not going to half-ass it.

>> No.9220659
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9220659

I have a job and i browse /jp/

Fuck the police

>> No.9220660

It's mildly hard physical labor so you probably gonna get tired after each shift

but at least you won't have to socialize much

>> No.9220664
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9220664

>meat packing

>> No.9220665

I feel like systematically handling mass amounts of dead animals is going to have a pretty negative mental impact....

>> No.9220669

sudowaitingforautismbuckscheck.jpg

>> No.9220673

>>9220630
im here since 2006 and i was working since 2005
So, you can stay with us, i guess...
Some elitist faggots here are really retarded , but 1 of my close friends browses /jp/ and hes an OK person

>> No.9220671

>>9220660
I'm looking forward to seeing the people I have to work with.

I wonder what kind of people work in meat packing facilities?

>> No.9220672

That sounds like the kind of repetitive non-social work I wouldn't mind doing.

>> No.9220680

>>9220673
Hey, stop pretending you aren't underage.

>> No.9220679

>>9220673
how close are the two of you? do you suck his cock?

>> No.9220686

>>9220665
How did you make that up? I'd call that creative.

>> No.9220687

You should go to /a/

>> No.9220703
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9220703

I got my job the same way. It's very tiring. I barely have time to browse /jp/ anymore. Pic related it's the view from the window. It make me want to jump out. Sometimes I wish I could be a NEET again.

>> No.9220697

Watch Ima boku wa.

>> No.9220700

>>9220673

So new.

>> No.9220704
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9220704

>>9220673
You can't have irl friends and browse /jp/


plz go home

>> No.9220713

I want to find a job too, so I could get the fuck out from my parents. They are the main reason of my awkwardness and infantilism. God, I hate them so much.

>> No.9220714

>>9220686

>Make that up

It's the first thought that popped into my head when he said he was working there, no clue what you mean really...

>creative

Are you sarcastically mocking me?

>> No.9220716

>>9220703
>I barely have time to browse /jp/ anymore
Why do people say this? Did your browsing time drop from 15 hours to 5 hours and you're just complaining you can't shitpost all day?

>> No.9220719

>>9220716
Are there really people who only browse for 15 hours a day?

>> No.9220722
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9220722

I wish someone would just give me a job.

>> No.9220732

>>9220704

Lately, I've been becoming more and more disconnected from the world and people outside of the internet.

I have absolutely no one in real life I can talk to. I can't talk to them about how I feel, what's on my mind, or anything. I can't have an interesting conversation, because everyone I know is so deep-set in being "normal" that their conversations are horrible and uninteresting to me.

I still have friends and family to talk to, that come see me, or what not. But If I was to ever open myself up to any of them, they would just call me a psychotic, gay, anti-semitec, weaboo freak.

What is the point?

>> No.9220740

>>9220722
How do you look in a dress? This is an important question, please respond.

>> No.9220744

>>9220722

I'll give you a job... Suck my cock, cook my meals, do my laundry. Be my fucking house boy.

It's sad that I could pay you at least 20k per year and not even put a dent in my lifestyle.

>> No.9220753

>>9220744
>>9220740

>Homosexual-sugar-daddy-mind

>> No.9220757

>>9220713
Even though I have a job now I don't think I'm gonna move out. Housing is expensive and I can't afford to live alone. I don't want roommates.

>> No.9220766

>>9220753
Where are you live?

>> No.9220771

Honest advice: If you can stand doing the job and don't think about killing yourself constantly, then congratulations. It doesn't get much better than that.
If not, quit or kill yourself. Whatever seems easier to you.

>> No.9220777
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9220777

>>9220716
Yes I am. I used to wake up at 2 pm, go on 4chan, have dinner with my family at 10-11 pm, then continue to play around on the internet until 5 am. It was beautiful. There no noise. No interruptions. No rush. No pressure. Just me and the computer.

>> No.9220781

>>9220714
Nah, I was genuinely amazed. It's a normal job. Why would it fuck you up, especially if you were a NEET?

>> No.9220779

lol my dad got me a job as a fudge packer xD lol

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9220788

>>9220779
you posted that the second I thought of OP's job in that context.

>> No.9220803

Congratulations! You have advanced to Level 2!

Your mission: Get superfluous body part caught in meat grinder. Collect workers compensation benefits for two years and settle with a high permanent impairment rating (which should be no problem if you completely ruin something that is attached to you).

Live off cripple bennies and enjoy the good life for the rest of your days.

>> No.9220856

>>9220719
You don't? 15 hours is small time.

>> No.9220882
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9220882

That sounds fucking terrible. I work retail and I hate it. I have to go to bed so I can be rested for tomorrow. Thank God I only go in once a week.

>> No.9220886

>>9220856

I sleep 14-16 hours a day at times.

>> No.9220898

>>9220882
What kind of retail job is once a week?

>> No.9220913

>>9220898

Once hired, they let you fill out an availability sheet whenever you want. Since I was in school from September to May, I only had myself available once a week so I could study and read and shit. And I just didn't bother to change it until recently. Though, they rarely give me more than a day or two of work per week. I only work because my parents want me to have a job while I go to uni.

>> No.9221028

I just recently quit my job. Fuck making $7/hr on graveyard shit while old women mock what I'm getting a degree in. "Bachelors of science, haha, what the fuck do you do with a SCIENCE degree?"

they offered me a permanent part-time position at $7/hr 10 hours a week and I walked out.

>> No.9221033

>>9221028

Wait, wouldn't a science degree be the most useful undergraduate degree?

>> No.9221055

Over-caring mom thread? Over-caring mom thread. I work at home as a freelance programmer and for some reasons my mom believe I'm unemployed despite the monthly paycheck and insist on finding jobs for me. It's pretty annoying when she constantly offer menial job like OP's mom's which; aside from being to straining for my frail body and the exposure to the sun will wreck havoc on my fair, pale skin; pays significantly less then what I get sitting around all day.

>> No.9221099

>>9221033
You can't do science with a bachelors.

>> No.9221115

>>9221055
>I work at home as a freelance programmer and for some reasons my mom believe I'm unemployed
Living my dream. How do I get started doing that? I'm a CS dude so I can program and shit.

>> No.9221132

>>9221055
stop abusing semicolons, nerd.

>> No.9221141

>have friends
>go out every friday night (just came back actually)
>have job

And I still browse /jp/. Mirin /jp/?

>> No.9221136

My parents has been asking me to go work at mcdonalds but I keep denying because I can't imagine the thought of dealing with people all day and with the majority of them quietly calling me a piece of shit while making their orders.

I make a decent amount of moeny online while being a neet but they dont know that.

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9221146

guys, i graduated anthropology as a bachelor.

can i still be a neet?

>> No.9221148

>>9221141
Real normals wouldn't be back home at 2am. Nice try poindexter.

>> No.9221149

>>9221136
>calling someone a piece of shit
>eating at McDonalds

pick 1

>> No.9221154

>>9221141
>Have to hide your love of loli from normals
>Waste a day outside instead of playing video games
>Can't be on 4chan all day

Sounds awful

>> No.9221164

>>9221148
I browse /jp/, so I'm obviously not a real normal.

>>9221154
>Have to hide your love of loli from normals
Not that hard
>Waste a day outside instead of playing video games
Yup
>Can't be on 4chan all day
I try to make time

>> No.9221179

>>9221136
>with the majority of them quietly calling me a piece of shit while making their orders.

As an avid fast-food eater, I can assure you that the only person, at least for me, that is being called a "piece of shit" at a fast-food establishment is the slow and indecisive fuck in front of me who is taking forever to order and ultimately is only going to get like 2 tacos or something.

>> No.9221204

My dad got me my job doing security. I'd kill myself if I wasn't inheriting $3.5M worth of real estate when he croaks.

OP, don't be stupid. Of course you can post here.

>> No.9221216

>>9220704

Are slav friends ok?

>> No.9221267

>>9221204
>I'd kill myself if I wasn't inheriting $3.5M worth of real estate when he croaks.
A cure for aging will be found within his lifetime.

>> No.9221289

OP, you only have to be a NEET while on /jp/. This means, while you post on /jp/, you are not in education, employment or training, you never leave your room and you don't have a social life. Outside of /jp/, you can be whatever you want.

>> No.9221288

>>9221267
No, it really won't. This is coming from someone in the field.

>> No.9221292

>>9221289
He shouldn't be posting about his life at all if he's none of those things.

>> No.9221303

>>9221267
He's 62, I seriously doubt it.

>> No.9221312

>>9221115
I had a regular day job, making LOB programs for about 2 years to pad my resume then I cold call upstarting projects/startup and see if they wanted a programmer. I was heavily underpaid for a good year. But I managed to keep that rolling and have proven myself so now I am decently paid and keep jobs coming in with just words of mouth. Being the only or one of the very few programmers in a successful project greatly increase your visibility.

Kickstarter, for example, is a great site to pick up projects to cold call because it has global reach (project members are more likely to work from home) and because average project listed there has low budget (they are more likely to hire cheap labour). Since I like game projects I also frequent sites like desura, moddb or even steam project sometimes accept extra coder. And of course dont forget sites specific to your country/city. People would be more inclined to hire you if they have the option to have you by your throat when they see fit.

If you like to have a more stable job, you can try and cold call small/medium local companies (usually those that dont specialize in tech) and see if they can spare a "flexible" position. I personally dont have much experience in this regards but I'd say a medium company without a decent website will probably give it a shot. Best of luck to you, fellow programmer.

>> No.9222406 [DELETED] 

>>9220671
probably mentally damaged scum

>> No.9222466

>>9221055
for some reason i hear it's pretty common for people working like you. i don't get it, don't they realize it's making money? do they just filter that information out? someone care to explain me where is the logic behind that thinking?

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9222468

>meat packing

That some queer slang, faggot?

>> No.9222493

How much do they pay?

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