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How are you spending your evening, /jp/?

>> No.9218029

ONLY NORMALFAGS CARE ABOUT DAYS OF THE WEEK GLARBLGJALRGLBARGL

*eats ramen on christmas day*

>> No.9218032

I think I'll rewatch Milky Holmes.

>> No.9218035

Moving apartments tomorrow, the thing I'm scared about the most is the internet plan at the new place. I really like my internet right now so I'm downloading a bunch of things before I leave.

>> No.9218038
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FUG :DDDDDD the same thing we do everyNIGHT on /jp/

>> No.9218044

AWW YEAH FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

Gonna sit at home, browse /jp/ and play minecraft.

>> No.9218060

Gonna hit the gym in 10 mins(pre-jack3d). After that I guess I'll play some Diablo 3 for a few. Once the sun sets my bros and I are gonna hit da clubs and get crunk with bitches.

>> No.9218069

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

Peace out nerds.

>> No.9218077

>>9218069
>pound
>inch
>quart
>minutes
>$

lol Americans

>> No.9218086

>>9218077
Yeah, that's what you should be paying attention to.

>> No.9218113

>>9218109
nesquik

>> No.9218109

What should I eat for supper jaypee?

>> No.9218134

I swear, the more I see that picture, the more I like it

>> No.9218145

Tak Fuji looks so peaceful and happy.

>> No.9218154

>>9218145
He looks like a retard.

>> No.9218360

>>9218154
dony here u complaining about ur mum NERD

>> No.9218370
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goodnight /jp/ its 4:51 am saturday, im going to bed

>> No.9218383

Starting to learn Jap. Wish me luck.

>> No.9218390

Same way I always do, listening to music.

>> No.9218396

>>9218383
No

>> No.9218401

>>9218060
>needing a pre-workout supplement

>> No.9218441

Just got home after a few drinks, Have no fucking idea why I am browsing /jp/ in my current drunk state.

>> No.9218446

>>9218441
>Have no fucking idea why I am browsing /jp/ in my current drunk state.
What does this even mean?

>> No.9218465

I'm diving into the deep web for the first time. Wish me luck, /jp/.

>> No.9218469

>>9218465
You'll realize how boring it is when you're not interested in CP or buying drugs.

>> No.9218470

>>9218465
It's mostly CP, CP, and more CP. Prepare for disappointment.

>> No.9218476

>>9218470
>>9218469
Sounds like it's gonna be a good Friday night, then!

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

>> No.9218487 [DELETED] 

>>9218478
rustle traces cp

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

>> No.9218489

Learning Jap, playing old video games and reading eroge (could this also count as learning Japanese?). The usual.

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

>> No.9218492 [DELETED] 

>>9218491
rustle traces cp

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

>> No.9218497 [DELETED] 

>>9218494
rustle traces cp

>> No.9218503

>>9218494

Same post with 3 different pictures after reloading the thread. What the fuck man.

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

>> No.9218505

I'm sad because I realized I won't ever be good in Touhou...

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[ERROR]

>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

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[ERROR]

>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

>> No.9218511

>>9218503

>>9218502
>>9218491
>>9218490
>>9218478
>>9218508
More like 6.

>> No.9218515

Playing TERA and DotA2.

>> No.9218516

>>9218511
Not my fault my posts keep getting glitched out of the system

>> No.9218521

>>9218518
Thanks for responding!

>> No.9218518

Because, Rustle poster, I am a very wicked and very curious person.

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>>9218476
Why would you want to look at CP when you could fap to Rustle instead?

>> No.9218548

Working, sadly. But at least it's payday.

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9218557

trying to get myself to do reps

>> No.9218927

who DURNK here

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9218966

woke up cause too hot ;-;
& /jp/ all day/night

>> No.9218999

>>9218069
>that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella
lol wut?

>> No.9219000

>>9218044
What the fuck? Are you me?
I just did that about 3 minutes ago.

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