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Everyone is taking it easy there, in Gensokyo! Why aren't you with us?

>> No.9217763

Cause I can't get there. No one told me how.

>> No.9217769

>>9217763
Google helium exit bag.

>> No.9217776

>>9217769

But then ill die =\

How come Sanae went to Gensokyo without dying?

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>>9217763
You can join our easy ride!

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Another day in Eientei, neighbor! The waifu's out on business, so I'm stuck pandering to Kaguya and Eirin. Again. :/

>> No.9217811

>>9217776
Ask /x/ they know how to open portals to Gensokyou through magic.

>> No.9217805
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Hey /jp/ I still can't beat lunatic mode, but Im getting pretty good at making it through hard.

Is that good enough for me to dress up as sakuya and suck my own dick?

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>>9217769
That sounds like something from /b/ or /r9k/.

>> No.9217822

becuz im not depressed like all of u homofaggots

i fuck bitchez
and get money

an what do u do?
paly video games and jack off to cartoon porn
fucking losers
get a life

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>>9217822

Either he stumbled upon my waifu, or he's jelly.

>> No.9217864

>constnatly trying to rape each other with hailstorms of bullets
>taking it easy

shit bitch I don't go hardcore like that, you're crazy

>> No.9217857
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Daily life of Patchouli and Koakuma. Why won't they fly instead?

>> No.9217868

>>9217857
They can't fly unless zun tells them to put there anal wings on/in

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>>9217857
She was looking for book to read! Everyone loves to listen stories told by Patchouli.

>> No.9217895

>>9217857

patchouli has aids

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>>9217885
It was very long book and now it's already morning! It's time to eat and to go sleep.

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>>9217895

Even if Patchy did, Eirin has the cure.

>> No.9217909

>>9217776
She sucked enough cocks for the portal to open. You better get to work, you're behind schedule.

>> No.9217910

>>9217903

you can not cure anemic aids, sorry

patchouli would know and would have asked her already right? too bad

>> No.9217918

> Moonbitches can reproduce on there own and love is a foreign concept that holds no water for them

>> No.9217927

>>9217910

Correction: humans can't cure AIDS. Lunarians can.

>> No.9217955

>>9217927

fuck you she has anemic aids you can't cure it

she can't fly

deal with it

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>>9217918

Try telling that to Kaguya. Remind me again why she decided to stay among the humans in Gensokyo, and why Mokou is her mortal enemy?

>> No.9217965

>>9217957
Cause she has got no legs

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>>9217955
She can fly.

>> No.9217990

>>9217955

Believe whatever you like, Patchy's a good friend and I know better.

>>9217965

She does, she's just too modest to show them. Believe me, she doesn't come out of her room in anything less than full dress, whether it's a kimono or some other full-body cloth.

>> No.9218061

>>9217957
Because they're tsundere for each other. Easiest explanation.

>> No.9218080

>>9218061

Perhaps, but that doesn't erase the fact that Kaguya's a Lunarian princess.

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I think I'll start some shit up in Gensokyo today.

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>>9218111

I think I will too, Tenshi.

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>>9218135
The weather is bad today, so please go back inside, little sister.

>> No.9218177

>>9218111
Kenshi is funniest Touhou.

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>>9218167
I'm sorry, Remilia. I'll make the sunshine go away so Flandre can play.
>>9218177
Who is this Kenshi you speak of?

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>>9218167
>>9218135
>>9218191

Don't mind me, guize. On my way to Youkai Mountain.

>> No.9218242 [DELETED] 

>>9218191
Well, if it's clearing up, I guess it can't be helped. We'll all go outside today.

Thank you very much for your consideration, Tenshi.

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>>9218221

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>>9218191
Well, if it's clearing up, I guess it can't be helped. We'll all go outside today.

Thank you very much for your consideration, Tenshi.

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT RAINING.

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>>9218300

What's a few drops gonna hurt?! *hic*

>> No.9218308

holly shit this thread sucks balls

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>>9218312
Did you know that your name means WATERMELON in Japanese?

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>>9218308

Sir, I do not appreciate you coming into my shop and making open offers like that. Please leave.

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>>9218333

Is that some new kind of drink? I WANNA TRY SOME!!!

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>>9218349
no plz not me

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Are you guys talking about fruits? I'm a fruit! :D

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>>9218375

You don't look like a fruit...? *hic* I...think I need some of that...wa-te-ru-me-ron?...drink...

>> No.9218499

>>9218375
shhh... you died.

>> No.9218631

>>9217755
I hate your stylistic error of using "there", when you are obviously talking about the place you are at.

I'm truly sorry, but a wild rage is shaking my body and renders me unable to respond to your question.

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