/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You're in Gensokyo and this guy smacks Alice ass. What do you do?

By the way he's 45'7 and weighs -56 pounds

[Anonymous No.]

Alice can speak for herself. She's not even my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice can take care of herself.

She even already has a contingency in place for things like this.

[Anonymous No.]

She can handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

You're finally in gensokyo after a hard life in the real world.
The moment you enter the portal this guy smacks your ass and lifts you up like a princess and starts to carry you off to mate in his cave.

What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215638
Since he's in Gensokyo I assume he's a Touhou so I offer up my asspussy to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215638
That depends, if I became the little girls i so righteously deserve to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215643
You did not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215643
If you werent, he will make you a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215649
Than i dedicate my life to serving his as his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215628
ignore it because i don't give a fuck about Alice.


>>9215638
wait for morning rescue team to, well, rescue me. they will, right? right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215628
>-56 pounds
>56 pounds under 0

dude, seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215638
>>9215628
>thumbnail
I'll kick his ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I dont so anything. -56 pounds? Hes going to fly off in to outer space and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215676
If it's just about weight you can suppose he's got some sort of antigravity device, but the negative would mean he needs to hold on the floor or being thrown into outer space.

However if that reflects the mass... how does negative mass even work? Does that mean he'd have an antigravity field instead of gravity field? But how would it work with the calculation of acceleration, force and work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215697
It would mean that he is not indifferent to gravity but repelled by gravity. He would be sent though space to the weakest gravitational zone between gravity wells. But at only 56 pounds of force it would be a slow move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215697
this guy would fly off like a air balloon if you kick him, and he will probably die from the lack of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.]

<- Summon this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215728
Oni cant be Mikos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215712
I said that myself, but mass isn't just about gravity, it also determines how much power you need to accelerate an object and other stuff.

just think about the kinetic energy formula: E = mv^2
How does that even work if mass is negative? Negative energy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215761
You dont need to think about how it would work. All you need to know is that nigga is going eating watermelons, in space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215761
>Negative energy
Oh hey. Negative energy density. ZOMG THE ICE MAN CUMMETH

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215734
Mikos can turn into Onis.

[Anonymous No.]

Thas mah niggah Jamal he ok
He do that ass slap thing as a greeting
Niggah even slaps my ass and he know I gun shoot him with nukes if his dick gets out of hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>9215765
Not if he's anchored on the ground. In that case the question is relevant because you'd need to wonder what would happen if you'd get hit by a punch that has negative mass.