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9212379 No.9212379 [Reply] [Original]

You are going to die.

She will grant your last request.

What will it be?

>> No.9212384

gap 2 gentokyo

>> No.9212386
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one last shitpost plz miss 2hu

>> No.9212399

Not to die

>> No.9212404
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“Please respond.”

>> No.9212416

Die together with Yukari.

>> No.9212409
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"He wants to stay alive!"

>> No.9212411

Gensokyo and getting to be Youkai with all related bonuses.

>> No.9212419

let me lick her delicious thighs

>> No.9212420

Ask her to protect the friends i leave behind

>> No.9212431

But you don't have any

>> No.9212433
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"Please take a shit in my mouth Yukari-sama! i want to be your personal toilet just once!"

>> No.9212446

destroy flanshit and fuck the remains

>> No.9212450

Give me a gun and this guy.

>> No.9212451
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Tell /jp/ i love you all and that we will meet again in Gensokyo.

>> No.9212458


>> No.9212461

"Fall in love with me!"

>> No.9212465

Let me be reborn as a nameless fairy.

>> No.9212471

Fuck you anon.
You want her to fall in love with you just before you die?
Do you hate Yukari so much you want her to go through the pain of losing the one she loves?

>> No.9212469

I have to wonder if she would actually be willing to act the part while you died.

>> No.9212470

I wish to be reborn as a youkai in gensokyo.

There. If possible, i'd wish to be the youkai of sex

>> No.9212475

"Suck my cock, dude."

>> No.9212477

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.9212482

stale/10. Get new material dear.

>> No.9212494

Unleash the Yukkuri plague on Earth!

>> No.9212499

Give me your powers

>> No.9212496

"How big are those tits?"

>> No.9212503

What did thou say-eth to me wench? I'll have thou know that I twas the greatest knight in my academy. I have been involved in numerous attacks on Jerusalem and have killed many Muslim scum. I am trained in Sapien tactics and I am the greatest longbowsman in all of England. Thou art nothing but and archer's target. I shall slay you with the like thou have never witnessed before. Thou think thy can get away with saying that over carrier pigeon communication? Nay, think once more. As we speak I have my fellow knights following thy pigeon and verily it shall lead to thy location. Be preparedeth for a storm. A righteous storm that shall end thy very life. Thou life is extinguished, I can be anywhere in England in a Fortnights time and can kill you in 500 different ways, and that's just with mine helmet. Not only am I trained in swordmanship, I have the entire King's army at mine disposal and I shall use it to salt you from this earth. If only thou could have known the wrath I shall have brought down upon you for thine "witty"comment. Maybe thou would have bide thy tongue. But alas thou couldn't and must pay the piper. I shall defecate all mine fury unto you and thou will drown in it. Thou art dead, knave.

>> No.9212506

Kill all jews and niggers.

>> No.9212512

>thou will drown
You should have said ``thou shall drown'' to keep with the theme, but otherwise a nice take on an overused and abused kopipe.

>> No.9212511

Hourai elixir

>> No.9212555

I want to fuck your Shikigami.

Then you.

>> No.9213512

I think his angle here is that, once Yukari loves him, she'll manipulate the border of life and death in order to save him.

I'd make the same request as well. An eternity by Yukari's side doesn't sound so bad.