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help me /jp/

I'm addicted to the smell of penis. There is nothing like the musky stench of an unwached dick. It's like cocaine.

As soon as I smell it my head goes blank and I start to drool.

I've been edging for 2 weeks now. I haven't bathed in that time. I wish a cute /jp/sie would rub his unwashed penis all over my face and hair to mark me with his smell.

This isn't ironic shitposting, I really do feel like this.

>> No.9211802

>>9211794
>I've been edging for 2 weeks now

#yolo #rare #based #intense

>> No.9211803
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9211803

It's not shitposting if you say it's not shitposting.

>> No.9211808

smell my cock dude

>> No.9211810

>>9211794
Where do you live op? You sound cute

>> No.9211815

asl?

>> No.9211820

Please don't use Yuki for your shitposts. That's all I'm asking for.

Thanks.

>> No.9211826
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9211826

I know that feel OP-kun, the smell is amazing.
Not sure about the unwashed part but the smell in general is the best!~

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9211827

Being unwashed is physically uncomfortable, why would I be that way intentionally? I bet your personal hygiene is horrible. Just die.

>> No.9211832

First i read it as small penis and everything made more sense. Go kill yourself faggot.

>> No.9211839

>>9211803
he just said it's not ironic shitposting, not that it's not shitposting in general.

makes me wonder how smelly are dicks as compared to vaginas, but i bet there's nobody on /jp/ who has smelled both.

>> No.9211845

>>9211826
You haven't had much attention lately, even with you shitpost-admitting/sympathizing filenames.

I want you to know I've noticed, and I'm sure other people have too. Keep it up!

>> No.9211844

I know that feel, OP. I haven't bathed in 5 days and my crotch stink is so delicious and musky. I would molest your face with my smelly penis any day.

>> No.9211847

>>9211794
I do too op. Would you be interested in meeting up? The only sort of person I'd do that kind of thing with would be from jp

>> No.9211849

>>9211839

Probably less smelly because girls are gross.

>> No.9211901

>>9211794
How do you know it's not just your own dick's smell that attracts you?

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