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[Anonymous No.]

So I am on my way from work, an office building in the center of Tokyo, and I have a craving to buy a pair of soiled panties from the nearest vending machine to keep me in high spirits. I go to it, but my phone is out of batteries, so I cannot pay. The heat was sweltering. I was going to go to my friend Izzu Nagasaki's house, but the Godzilla warning was Red in his area, so I thought that I might as well just go home. I get there and a Gundam says I cannot enter my own home without paying rent. Like I said my phone was out, but luckily some pervo was chasing loli's, so the robot cop chased after them with his hundreds of tentacle appendages flying everywhere. As I entered my home I turned on the TV. Apparently an evil group of people were chasing after some kids Pikachu, even though they could probably buy a better one at the local pet store. I checked in on my son who was studying in his room to find that he had committed suicide. When my daughter got home, she was complaining on how she got raped again on the train heading back from night cram school.
*sigh* "Another typical day in japan", I thought to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

THE fucking TRUTH desu

[Anonymous No.]

People who what to post real japanese on /jp/ stuff are usually pretty weak since /jp/ trolls are obvious and complete retards. Anyone with any strength of character would just keep posting and shine their shit on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>921066
What?

[Anonymous No.]

Copy and paste thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>921153
People who want to post real japanese stuff on /jp/ are usually pretty weak since /jp/ trolls are obvious and complete retards. Anyone with any strength of character would just keep posting and shine their shit on.