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919792 No.919792 [Reply] [Original]

I think it's time for a new bullying thread.

>> No.919798

What

>> No.919815

FUCK YEAH WRIGGLE

>> No.919827

>>919792
1 - Yukkuwriggle is the caretaker of the forest.
-Kasa kasa kasa!!!
2 - Its body is small, but its appetite is enormous.
-kasa kasa
(mu~nch, mu~nch)
3 - Enough to eat a live yukkuri.
-Yu- Yu-
(ka- ka-)
4 - Its body is quite resilient as well.
-Drop dead easy!
-Mwommie!
(crunch crunch)
5 - And when it dies, its young are born from its body.
-Yu...

>> No.919824

>>919798
Yukkuriggle is harassing Yukkureimu and slowly eating her. A larger Yukkureimu comes along and eats the Yukkuriggle off of her body. However, killing Yukkuriggle triggers one of the Yukkuri's many propagation methods and many smaller Yukkuriggles escape the body of the larger, eating the larger Yukkureimu from the inside.

Moral: kindness amongst Yukkuri almost never gets a chance to be returned.

>> No.919868
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919868

those round things, can i hit them?

>> No.919874

>>919868
Wait a few days, one will show up in your house. Nature will then follow its course.

>> No.919888

>>919883

They just want to take it easy in peace.

>> No.919883

>>919792

I like Yukkuri and all, but I can't take all the bullying. Poor heads...

>> No.919893

>>919883
wut? Yukkuris without bullying are like pizza without cheese.

>> No.919906
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919906

>>919874
so, according to nature, grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt yukkuris.

BONK

>> No.919910

Who makes these?

>> No.919922

>>919906
Well, when they

-show up in your house
-eat whatever they can
-break everything else
-insist it's their house
-tell you to get out if you can't take it easy
-demand food if you want to stay there
-call you a liar for saying it's your house
-insist it's their house
-start bumping into your leg
-insist it's their house
-demand food
-insist it's their house

>> No.920545
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>> No.922225
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922225

oh wow, it's still alive. needs more stories.

>> No.922250

>>919922
Shit. I'd try to beat some sense into them with all my effort.

>> No.922413

http://thewaterducts.sakura.ne.jp/cgi-bin/up/src/fuku0639.txt
Looks like something with yukkuri education and co-existence with humans. Also, looks like GOOD END. Translations, anyone?

>> No.923330

bump

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