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If you had an "Indian in The Cupboard" cupboard, which figurines would you put in there, why, and what would you do? In the story, it's a magical cupboard that brings figurines to life if you put them in there. (In the book/movie, a kid puts a Indian figurine in and a miniature Indian man comes to life.) They get real flesh and blood and gain the intelligence and personality of the character they're based on. You can revert them back to being a lifeless figurine by putting them back in again).

>> No.9196958

My Homu

>> No.9196956 [DELETED] 

Do you think the kid in the movie shoved them up his ass? It must have felt good having them wriggle around.

>> No.9196961

Seriously? The "magical artefact that brings things to life" cliche and this is the best example of it you could come up with?

>> No.9196969

* Native American

>> No.9196968

I seriously hope you guys haven't watched this.

>> No.9196969,1 [INTERNAL] 

Grrr, CloudFlare!

At least now I have someone to blame other than MySQL. Even if it isn't really CloudFlare's fault.

>> No.9196987

I would put my Tohsaka Rin figurine into it no doubt.
Something tells me Saber would get incredibly depressed as a mini version of herself. But then again, one might be able to convince her that Arthur is regarded as a pretty balling king, and that the monarchy in brittain is still strong. But I still don't know.

Then I would try to enter all my Etrian Odyssey papercraft into the thing, effectively recreating my party from the actual game. And then I would try to convince them to attempt tame the the tree-rat enemy of which I also have papercraft of, and see if the rat could make a decent pet.

I bet the EO group would be happy as long as they had places to explore and an easygoing place to rest at.
As for Rin though, I would try to listen to her and help her as much as I could, and I would never force her to anything she wouldn't want. And if she wouldn't want to live as a mini, I would hear her out.

>> No.9197007
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Put a Yukari figure in and ask her to gap me to Gensokyo.

Alternatively, use a Suika figure and she can just grow to normal size. And then share endless sake with you.

>> No.9197011
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I would buy a QB plush toy and stuff in there so that I could wish to be a little girl.

>> No.9197027
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I'd spend pretty much all my money on every figure I could get, and use them for my amusement. I'd turn them back into figurines before I went to bed, though.

I'd also get duplicates occasionally, and force them to fight to determine who was the "real" one.

>> No.9197038

My Raiho plushie. Ballin' adventures will ensue.

>> No.9197042

>>9197027
You're gonna have a rebellion on your hands.

>> No.9197046
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>> No.9197063

>>9197042

I'll put whoever started it in the microwave and force the others to watch.

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My favorite figure is the one I have of Black Gold Saw. I probably wouldn't put her in there though since she's pointy as fuck and will probably stab me in the eye as soon as she gets out.

I don't actually have that many figures though.

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>> No.9197104

>>9196968
I read the book as a child I think.

>> No.9197111

I only have one figure, she'd end up being lonely. I've got some action figures kicking around in a box or something, I think. Touhou vs Alien

>> No.9197131

>>9196961
Look at this try hard.

>> No.9197152

I have been a dropout for almost a decade, but I would honestly try to turn some kind of character that would be able to tutor me. The ability to magically gain access to knowledge like this feel sort of too good to pass up on.

That aside, I wish I had one of those masturbating gifs. Throwing such a girl into the closet and reopen it should make for quite the fap fuel.

>> No.9197165

What if I put fake dragonballs in them? Would I get to make a wish when I opened the cupboard?

>> No.9197169

I guess my fumos since they're the only things I own.

>>9197165
What if they're the Namek dragonballs?

>> No.9197173

I will admit that I am a pretty hardcore /tg/ neckbeard nerd, even though I never socialize and never play any P&P with anyone, not even online, due to my hikki tendencies.

But I would find various figurines of some quite chill characters, and I would suggest to play /tg/ games with them.
Then perhaps I wouldn't have to feel alone anymore...

>> No.9197175

Some cute nendoroids.

>> No.9197176

>>9197007
Holy fuck that Suika idea is genius. I award you every fictional internet award ever for the next 7 years.

>> No.9197184

>>9197165
While the cupboard is magic, I am fairly sure it wouldn't recreate any functional magic.

>> No.9197185

>>9197165
>What if I put fake dragonballs in them?
You mean that there is real dragon balls?

>> No.9197212

>>9197184

What if I put a namekian in the cupboard and had the little green shit make me some dragon balls?

>> No.9197213

>>9197184
So it can make inanimate objects move or grow organs but it cant make magic?

wut?

>> No.9197335

I wonder if you could fold a life-size dakimakura cover or something and close the door only to have the burst open as she becomes real.

>> No.9197356

>>9197212

The downside to that would be those would be tiny ass dragon balls even the actual bowling ball sized ones from namek are hard to find considering A WHOLE PLANET, now imagine trying to find 7 marble ( if even that big ) sized dragon ballz on the ENTIRE PLANET, yeah have fun with that one chief

>> No.9197364

>>9197007

Not only does this nigga like two of my top 5 he also fucking though of putting their powers to use after he brought them to life, 5* post nigga 10/10 would read again

>> No.9197400

>>9197356

Then I'll put a little bulma in the cupboard and have that cunt make me dragon radar.

>> No.9197599

I've got a bunch of Digimon/pokemon toys from when I was a kid. I'd live out my ten year old dreams, tinyness aside.

>> No.9198129

If I could only put one thing, I'd buy a really nice doll of Alice so we could hang out and play with dolls and figures together.

If I could put anything? My fumos!

>> No.9198175

Do plushies work? I have a couple of yukkuris.

>> No.9198204

Man, I'm boring compared to you guys. I'd just take my lewd figurines, tie them up, and force them to bathe in my cum.

>> No.9198234

is there any version of this trope where i can be the girls' miniature

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>>9198234
>trope

>> No.9198294

>>9198241
Trope is an actual word, but thanks for the epic image macro.

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>>9198294
>epic
>being new enough that this is the first time you saw that macro

Get out of /jp/ until you've lurked at least one year

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>>9198294
Are you lost, do you need me to show you the door?

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>>9198241
>your posts

>> No.9198339

>>9198312
>>9198309
I know this is the internet, but it's not that hard to read sarcasm.

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>>9198309

>> No.9198381

>>9197046
What would happen if you brought one of those figures with different parts to life, like that picture of Woody and Professor Layton with mismatched bodies?

>> No.9198391

>>9198381
Blood and death.

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>>9198381
Mansive... Now beat it, newfag. Better yet... How about you just kill yourself? Pathetic faggot. You can't fool my Sharingan. Heated? Wouldn't be the first time, faggot. Go back to /Handsome Men/, manskata... You don't deserve to be alive.

Also, 1/10... Just how new are you? Just kill yourself, champ. You're wasting my space. Don't even lurk moar... Just finish the fight, chief. Your posts are nauseating, faghat.

Take a good look in the mirror, mansive. You're the biggest faggot in existence, and a shitposter to boot. What do you have to live for?

Nothing.

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>> No.9198616

/jp/ - Indian Cupboard Culture.

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