/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't moved to the happiest place on earth yet.
Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

have you ever ntocied

/jp/ gets

REALLY SHITTY when americans go to sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

You mean the place with the most emotionally dead people after Asia?

[Anonymous No.]

inside my mind? most of my college years has been spent exploring how my mind works. Now I have a fairly good grasp as to how my mind works. I use it to full extent and produce endorphin manually.

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[naitoknaito No.]

>>9194228
Share your knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw Iceland is probably the last vestige of untainted population
I'm considering moving in a decade or so.

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>>9194233
who are you quoting dood

[Anonymous No.]

Because Plusland sucks.

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>>9194232
meditate(mental discipline that leads to manual control of the release of endorphin), study neurobiology(what brain is made up of), logic(rules of thought), philosophy(exploration of the thoughts), astrophysics(grasp of atomic/subatomic/quantum theory is a must), and buddhism(core buddhist philosophy).

[Anonymous No.]

I've heard that these countries have great unemployment benefits and they pay you for educaion. Is it true? If so then it might be the best place to live. Employment rate is a plus too.

[Anonymous No.]

Scandinavia? Happy? Are you kidding me?

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[Anonymous No.]

Finland isn't part of Scandinavia, it's eastern Europe and full of mutated Mongols.

Please don't sully my scandi pride.

[Anonymous No.]

But I'm already in America.

[Anonymous No.]

I live on the moon.

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>>9194251
>I've heard that these countries have great unemployment benefits and they pay you for educaion. Is it true?
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>9194251
Yes it is true, but only because we pay extreme amounts of taxes. It is relatively easy to leech here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9194257
>Not fucking loving Eastern Europe
You must be a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Already live there. If it weren't for the countryside, I wish I lived in Finland.

[Anonymous No.]

Finnish masterrace rebording in

[Anonymous No.]

>>9194261
America is a shitty country for the average joe. Nordic countries are better places to live in most if not all aspects.

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>>9194307

What if I wanted to live in Finland? I'm asian, and I'm willing to learn the language and stay there for Naturalization. I need something to fix my depression.

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>>9194287
Eastern Euro 3D whores are like jailbait. If only.

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>>9194287

Amerifat Slavophile or bydlo detected.

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>>9194313

>What if I wanted to live in Finland? I'm asian

You'll fit right in.

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>>9194313
>depression
>Finland

You'll fit right in.

[Anonymous No.]

No joke, Finnish and Korean are mutually intelligible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9194309
>>9194313
aspiring shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

It's like these threads are making fun of me
Do you think it's fucking easy to move out to another country? I would if I could, trust me

[Anonymous No.]

>>9194315
>nigger being mad for not letting his kind in here
All the western boys I ever worked with wrote me sonnets about how they fucking love living here.

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>>9194307
>Finnish. Blonde.

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>>9194313
Of course. All of our asian brethren are welcome. Don't let the swedes tell you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure they will let in a NEET like me.

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>>9194221
Is loli legal there?

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>>9194341
According to my sources (Japanese anime) all Finnish people are blond.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm white
Are you white?

[Anonymous No.]

Stay out of our utopia niggers

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

Because I live there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9194358
yes

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[Anonymous No.]

have you ever noticed that /jp/ gets really shitty when finland wakes up?

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

I can't decide what I like more about this utopia. The amazing weather or the sharia law?

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>>9194410
But finland is passed out in the sauna from last nights black out to at least 17:00...

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>>9194221
>Implying I want to live among sandniggers.

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>>9194362
What the fuck? Please give a sample. It's blaming those fucking Swedes. Raping our women with their mutant vikings.

But personally i've heard Japanese just think finns as sort of "part" Japanese. And those who are pissed of because of finns. As "Koreans." But still most of finnish are dark brown.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9194422
>But personally i've heard Japanese just think finns as sort of "part" Japanese

They seriously don't. I've heard a few Finns say this sort of thing now and I'm not sure where they got it from but it is entirely untrue. I guess I should attribute it to Finland being probably the most wapanese country in Europe but I'm not sure.

Either way, you're just another Northern European nation to them.

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>>9194362
They all carry knives.

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>>9194432
Wuttafuck? You mad? Jelly? I've heard this from actual inbred Japanese people. Face to face. We the most western Japanese now. Ainu and inari forever!

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>>9194438
You're confusing Japan with Mongolia

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9194438
Um.

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>>9194422

There's still a little animosity between Finns and Japanese because when China had a Finnish dynasty they made two failed invasions of Japan.

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>>9194446
Like Japanese didn't come from China.

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>>9194438
>Wuttafuck? You mad? Jelly?
Get a load of this analpained weeaboo finnslime

[Anonymous No.]

What do scandies think of the Japanese anyway?
1. NOT WHITE
2. Aryans of the east
3. What's an asian?
4. We are Japanese

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>>9194446

Why are Asians so clannish and hung up on the past? Most Germans already forgot about Attila the Finn.

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>>9194454
Trulld hard by normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

lol /int/ is trolling u guys so hard right now LMAO

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>>9194457
Because they have their own glorious past of steel and blood behind them. Till the destruction of Rome and beyond. Religion of gods of darkness in spiral towers. Google it. That's too hardcore to bury away so soon.

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>>9194454

[naitoknaito No.]

Someone tell me why are Finns in this thread upset.

Because Japan doesn't give them a honorary Wapanese award or because the world doesn't give them merit for crossbreeding with Asians?

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>>9194446
And how many failed invasions Japan has made to neighbor coasts? Hundreds.

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw this thread

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>>9194470

Because they are neither white nor asian, just some sort of freakish elven cross between the two

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>>9194470
No you idiot! Only Japan does this! And world gives them credit for crossbreeding with asians. When in fact they got raped by swedish and germans. For what they are forever butthurt over.

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>>9194477
Who are you quoting?

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>>9194482
>When in fact they got raped by swedish and germans.
Forgot about russian rule.

Finland is a boy toy of the Europe.

Practically like Poland.

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>>9194480
My bros

[Anonymous No.]

Best combination is to be born in a shitty Scandi country, and then grow up in central Europe speaking English, and then move back to scandishit.

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>>9194415
>Sharia Law
>Sharia
>Law
>Sharia Law

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>>9194490
Those are the Japanese chinese. Russian rule comes way after that.

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>>9194453
Most people seem to think they are cool, funny and extremely sexually deviant.

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>>9194251

While education is free in Scandinavia you pay high taxes for everything else. It's not that attractive to a foreign student.

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>>9194251
>>9194526
Taxes are not that much higher than in America. However, higher education is not free for foreigners anymore. It used to be, but Indians and other third world scum figured out how to operate airplanes and flooded the Universities.

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>>9194522
>sexually deviant
i might be guilty of that. what is the standards people use anyway?

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>>9194533
Hentai with tentacles and "12 year olds"

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>>9194534

It's still free for EU members though.

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>>9194534
Taxes are not that much higher? How come why you are not dead? I mean you got homeless running on your streets rampart after heroin. And all those indians and asians must have stolen all places for education from under your fat american titties.

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>>9194538
and how would you define deviant yourself?

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>>9194543
Diaper-wearing furfags I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

But I am.

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>>9194558
That's an example, not a definition.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9194534
We have that problem in Scotland to some extent.

I find it kind of funny that the only Europeans we force to pay for education in Scotland are the English.

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>>9194573
Oh, I assumed you wanted to know where I "draw the line" for deviancy. Pardon me, here's a definition of the word.

>de·vi·ant
>adj.
>Differing from a norm or from the accepted standards of a society.
>n.
>One that differs from a norm, especially a person whose behavior and attitudes differ from accepted social standards.

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>>9194583
>pardon me
Brit. Spotted.

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>>9194589
Swedish, actually. We learn British English in school.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/, no even 4chan as a whole would be so much better if we banned all foreign IPs

[Anonymous No.]

>>9194604
USA USA USA
FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

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>>9194604
/b/, /v/, /mlp/, /k/ and /sp/ would be the only boards who wouldn't die due to lack of traffic

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9194589
I thought that was more of an American thing. I almost always say "my apologies" in that context. "Pardon me" is only ever used to get someone's attention and even then it's rare.

Then again, maybe Scottish English isn't entirely the same as British English, but I thought I at least knew those differences.

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>>9194615
Then u dont'

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>>9194614
>/mlp/
let that sink in for a moment.

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>>9194615
Scotland is part of Britain and you're speaking British English.

Until 2014, you're our bitch.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9194628
Salutations good sir. Pray tell what business do you have questioning my knowledge of the Queen's English?

Wouldst you be so cocksure were this not online? Don't make me arrange a meeting in a teahouse and exchange stern words with you, insolent braggart.

[(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ !DQN/aQg2wY No.]

>>9194650
I actually speak Scots first and standard Scottish English second and I think you'd have difficulty in calling the former "British English". ┐('～`；)┌

[Anonymous No.]

But I am.

Also:
>Finland
>happy
If by happy you mean depressed murderous drunkards, then sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't lump us together with those shitposting Mongols.