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Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:22:45 2012 No.9193406 [DELETED]

"Sure, I'll take you to Gensokyo; On two conditions:

One, you work for me, for free, i'll give you a place to stay and food if we ever find it, but other than that you're on your own for anything else you want.

Two, if you so much as touch a Youkai, you're getting sent back on the spot."

Would you be Reimu's bitch to live in Gensokyo?

>>	Moe !TRONurrVj. Mon Jun 18 03:23:01 2012 No.9193410 File: 52 KB, 437x383, 2 (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:24:16 2012 No.9193411 great work on the thread, mate. the touhou picture is a great touch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:24:31 2012 No.9193414 >>9193406 Yeah that's fine, Marisa is the sexiest so I'd just touch her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:25:15 2012 No.9193418 It's limited to Youkai, right? That's fine by me. But what if a Youkai touches me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:27:30 2012 No.9193422 no because reimu is a bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:31:31 2012 No.9193428 >>9193418 >if you so much as touch a Youkai Looks like it's alright if it's the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:31:31 2012 No.9193429 >... a Youkai... Can I touch them non sexually? Can I fuck other humans? The fairies aren't considered Youkais? Can I rape the maids? If two of the above questions are yes, I'll go. Because whats the point to getting to Gensokyo if you can't have fun?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:32:00 2012 No.9193432 File: 598 KB, 1000x1050, 1562361334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193429 >Can I touch them non sexually? No >Can I fuck other humans? Yes >The fairies aren't considered Youkais? They aren't >Can I rape the maids? That's on you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:32:30 2012 No.9193431 there are plenty of non youkai touhous to fug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:34:31 2012 No.9193434 no... i'm not going to be anyone's bitch anymore!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:34:45 2012 No.9193437 What work would she have for you? Sweeping? Making tea? Buying supplies in town? Beyond that, there's nothing else the average non-magical anon would be capable of doing. Anon would finally become the meido s/he has always wanted to be!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:35:15 2012 No.9193438 >>9193437 Your job is to get people to put money into the donation box.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:35:45 2012 No.9193440 No. I'd reign in hell than to serve in heaven.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:37:30 2012 No.9193449 If I work for her long enough and train myself in the magics and danmaku...Could I challenge her to a match? If I win maybe she loosens up the rules.

>>	. Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:37:45 2012 No.9193450 >>9193438 I think prostitution asking a little much...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:38:00 2012 No.9193454 >>9193432 Definitely, I'll go. I'll grab my necessary stuff... Also this scenario is really fitting for a Sim dating RPG (or a VN if you want to be deeper).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:38:16 2012 No.9193452 File: 18 KB, 150x150, reimu__v_by_flareonhakureisama-d33ku04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reimu a shit

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:41:01 2012 No.9193461
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>>9193449
>>9193449
>Challenging Reimu to a danmaku battle.
You have to self-teach yourself how to fly too, but sure, if you beat her in a duel you are free to do what you want so long as you keep working at the shrine.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:41:46 2012 No.9193460

>>9193432
>Can I fuck other humans?
Yes

There are many human(lolis) in Gensokyo..
Rikako Asakura
Meira
Rika
Kotohime
Marisa Kirisame
Fujiwara no Mokou
Sanae Kochiya (perhaps, is closer to be a god)
Sakuya Izayoi
Youmu Konpaku (half human, so.. half fuck(?).)
Hieda no Akyuu (actually she have 18, she's legal.)

And (you) Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:42:00 2012 No.9193463 >>9193449 This. I'll train in magic and wait and watch for her to be at her weakest at which point I will fight her and take her powers. Or kick her in the cunt so hard that she loses her powers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:43:31 2012 No.9193465 >>9193440 so edgy hammerfall sucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:45:16 2012 No.9193473 >>9193460 I know about other Gensokyo humans, I think I'll go for Rikako. We are going to talk about Rockets, if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:47:46 2012 No.9193480 >>9193460 Do moon people count as youkai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:48:16 2012 No.9193481 File: 772 KB, 850x1151, 1338815831453.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193460 >>9193473 Don't forget you'll probably be expected to be available at the shrine near 24/7.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:52:30 2012 No.9193492 As fun as it is thinking about banging supernatural creatures in female form, I think realistically that's a pretty sweet deal for me. Just clean shit for a few hours and I'd get to spend the rest of the day sleeping or something. Living the dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:54:01 2012 No.9193495 >>9193492 >clean shit for a few hours dealbreaker

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:56:45 2012 No.9193505 >>9193481 Don't worry ma'am I will stay alert. I can always invite them to visit the shrine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 03:59:15 2012 No.9193519 File: 92 KB, 400x407, 1339205742050.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chance to live in a literal fantasy land. >Only condition is you have to get a job and not be a raging horny faggot. >People saying no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:02:31 2012 No.9193542 >>9193519 Live in the shrine and can't touch Suika ? No thanks. I can't handle that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:03:00 2012 No.9193548 >>9193519 who are you quoting m8?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:04:15 2012 No.9193549 >>9193542 You can't touch her, but OP never said anything about her getting drunk and touching you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:04:15 2012 No.9193552 File: 490 KB, 350x197, 1338772306400.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193542 >Suika >Youkai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:05:15 2012 No.9193559 Who has the power to prevent her from sending me back? All I'd have to do is become good enough friends with that person so that they don't let Reimu send me off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:06:45 2012 No.9193566 >>9193559 If you just generally become well-liked all around the human village, they might convince her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:07:16 2012 No.9193567 Seems like a great deal to me, I would spend all my free time trying to court Sakuya and if that fails, rape, then probably be killed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:07:30 2012 No.9193568 >>9193559 Yukari probably

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:11:15 2012 No.9193591 File: 348 KB, 1076x1500, shiki+54cd979073ca7c98d9794037f99b9e0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193559 Hello there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:13:00 2012 No.9193602 >>9193552 "Technically" all Japanese mythical creatures are Youkais, so if Reimu doesn't say she was referring at only the creatures marked simply as Youkais (like Alice, Yukari, Meiling) because they are not a a race of Youkais, whe should ask first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:14:00 2012 No.9193606 >>9193591 The question is who's side would she be on in the matter of banishing someone? She seems like the type that would banish you no matter how much she liked you if it's the right thing to do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:14:00 2012 No.9193607 >>9193406 The one I want to touch is you Reimu-chan Is Koishi a yokai?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:15:31 2012 No.9193614 >>9193602 I remember reading somewhere that, say, yamas, fairies and onis are not youkais. Citation needed, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:15:45 2012 No.9193617 Okay You didn't say anything about touching Reimu. I HAVE MY NEEDS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:16:00 2012 No.9193623 i WOULD accept the deal, but satori ;___; i want my dear satori

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:17:00 2012 No.9193631 >>9193623 She could read your mind and know your predicament.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:17:46 2012 No.9193628 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, 1339224838199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193602 Pretty much everyone who isn't a fairy or a human is a Youkai. >>9193607 >Is Koishi a yokai? Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:20:31 2012 No.9193646 >>9193614 Well, Fairies aren't really Japanese myths, at least the Touhou ones. A Yama obviously isn't a Youkai because she's something superior and almost godly. About onis, I can't say anything clear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:22:30 2012 No.9193655 >>9193628 Don't forget the gods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:24:15 2012 No.9193661 >>9193406 Can I touch Reimu? Does she like turbonerd?

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:25:15 2012 No.9193668
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>>9193646
> A Yama obviously isn't a Youkai because she's something superior and almost godly.
Is Ran youkai then? She is somehow divine creature too.

Also hermits and ghosts are not youkai too, afaik. Ghosts are just... you know, souls of the dead people.
So we can fuck Youmu and Yuyu all the way we want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:27:15 2012 No.9193677 What if I become a youkai? Then what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:27:46 2012 No.9193679 >>9193677 No more masturbating.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:28:16 2012 No.9193683 >>9193677 You will have to stop touching yourself at night

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:28:30 2012 No.9193687 >>9193679 I lold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:29:30 2012 No.9193690 >>9193679 But at that point she really can't just kick me out, can she? I mean, that wouldn't work out at all for me. Maybe I could just go out on my own?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:29:30 2012 No.9193693 File: 406 KB, 600x600, 1339362786912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193683 >>9193679

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:33:00 2012 No.9193711 >>9193668 Ran is a shikigami. So, she can't really be considered neither youkai, human or fairy, but 'supernatural'. but race classification would be ghost iirc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:35:15 2012 No.9193721 >>9193668 and Murasa and Prismriver sisters too We're trying to expand our list but Reimu doesn't ever listen to reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:38:15 2012 No.9193732 File: 501 KB, 928x1000, 1339032526222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193721 >>9193711 >>9193668 Love it or leave it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:38:45 2012 No.9193736 >>9193711 >Ran is a shikigami. Shikigami is a class, not a race. Ran is a nine-tailed fox. And they are quite divine. But oh well. I am not really sure myself. Zun only knows how it works in the Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:39:01 2012 No.9193745 >>9193431 You know....you're fucking wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:39:30 2012 No.9193739 >>9193732 Shut up and be quiet for a second, we are trying to talk here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:41:15 2012 No.9193748 Reimu is probably regretting not letting the youkai just eat you right about now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:41:16 2012 No.9193755 File: 395 KB, 850x811, 1338870216654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193739

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:42:46 2012 No.9193759 >>9193736 She's controlled by Yukari, who is more of a Youkai than anyone else in Gensokyo. Ran is corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:43:00 2012 No.9193763 >>9193748 Improbable. Reimu secretly likes me and also in dire need of a helping hand. Why would she call me to the Gensokyo otherwise... >>9193755 Hnnng'd.

>>	None !desuV9JP12 Mon Jun 18 04:43:00 2012 No.9193766 File: 93 KB, 354x340, tenshisparkle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure, Tenshi isn't a Youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:45:46 2012 No.9193779 File: 1.00 MB, 2089x2346, tenshi+1398d6d71a36aa648d2b0398f7d6376b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193766 This. Also Iku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:46:15 2012 No.9193782 >>9193779 Iku is a fish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:48:00 2012 No.9193792 >>9193779 >>9193782 Iku is a fish-youkai if I remember correctly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:48:46 2012 No.9193790 >>9193779 Iku is an oarfish youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:54:00 2012 No.9193819 >>9193792 >>9193790 >>9193782 yeah but can i fuk it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:55:00 2012 No.9193825 File: 68 KB, 640x480, th105 2012-01-26 01-16-45-82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193782 >>9193790 >>9193792 I hate you guys. But whatever, we have the whole Heavens of a cute girls at our disposal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:58:16 2012 No.9193836 Easy. Humans are really powerful in Genskoyo right? Marisa and Reimu being the two obvious examples. The best course of action is to just start an incident.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 04:59:31 2012 No.9193842 >>9193836 marisa and reimu are exceptional humans everyone in the human village is weak

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:01:45 2012 No.9193850 File: 91 KB, 500x500, 1322876798006.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193825 >My heavenly maidens >Tenshi's harem of heavenly maidens Make this fanon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:04:31 2012 No.9193860 >>9193842 >everyone in the human village is weak Average Gensokyo human is much stronger than average Gensokyo youkai. Welcome to the canon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:05:00 2012 No.9193864 >>9193860 that might be so, but they still don't stand a chance against a youkai as weak as rumia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:07:01 2012 No.9193874 >>9193864 >but they still don't stand a chance against a youkai as weak as rumia Citation needed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:09:15 2012 No.9193881 >>9193874 she eats humans that must mean they are not too strong for her to eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:09:45 2012 No.9193884 The level of discussion in this thread is ridiculously awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:10:45 2012 No.9193892 >>9193881 > she eats humans Whatever you say then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:10:45 2012 No.9193894 >>9193884 at least it's not shitposting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:10:45 2012 No.9193895 >>9193881 With a youkai of Rumia's level I would say it would depend on the human. Only shitty humans get caught by shitty youkai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:11:30 2012 No.9193902 >>9193895 >Only shitty humans get caught by shitty youkai >/jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:12:30 2012 No.9193911 >>9193902 Well then, that's just motivation for you to train harder in the off chance that you happen to come face to face with a shitty monster one day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:14:46 2012 No.9193922 >>9193881 >she eats humans In her little wet dreams, yeah. Youkai don't eat human nowaday, sorry to dissapoint.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:15:46 2012 No.9193930 >>9193881 >she eats humans In her little dirty dreams, yeah. Youkai don't eat any humans nowadays, sorry to dissapoint. That is what danmaku and spellcards was invented for.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:16:16 2012 No.9193932 File: 1.89 MB, 285x214, 1338772306394.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193884 >Discussion, in my /jp/?

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:19:30 2012 No.9193948

>>9193607
She is a satori. Thing that is specifically called 'satori' in her ID is of japanese nationality. Yes she is a yokai.
I think you can mark everyone non-human as yokai just to be safe, and then simply ask if by local tables they classify as yokai.
You see, it's a very prejudiced system. Reimu can say that anyone who is not human is a yokai, and thus prevent her labourer from drifting away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:21:15 2012 No.9193960 File: 49 KB, 518x518, 1338815339632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193948 If you have any questions, Reimu will answer them for you of course. She's your employer.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:21:31 2012 No.9193962

>>9193930
I don't think every single youkai is on the danmaku bandwagon, I'm sure there are ones who ambush and eat humans. It is a delicacy to them, and there are some humans who would be too weak to fight them off if they were caught off guard.
Rumia probably eats the recently dead. She's more of a scavenger than a hunter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:22:15 2012 No.9193966 File: 631 KB, 777x777, 1339127060865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193962

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:22:31 2012 No.9193967 I'd be happy to do all of her work for her as long as she puts "executive" in front of my title.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:26:30 2012 No.9193990 >>9193948 >it's a very prejudiced system You either live in a fantasy realm full of cute girls, or you drift off into the nether. This isn't a very hard decision to make.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:29:15 2012 No.9193998 Can I use danmaku?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:34:45 2012 No.9194022 >>9193998 see >>9193461

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:53:31 2012 No.9194084 So the whole point of this thread is Reimu wanting to have a personal /jp/ Maid (or Butlers if you prefer) Team. Right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:56:01 2012 No.9194096 >>9194084 /jp/ finally gets to live their dream of being meido

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:57:30 2012 No.9194098 File: 264 KB, 900x506, 8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9193962 >Rumia probably eats the recently dead. She's more of a scavenger than a hunter. そーなのかー

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 05:59:00 2012 No.9194105 >>9194098 you have to be really not suited for living if you can't escape from her. If you got caught by her, it's just cleaning the gene pool of weak and dumb one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 06:06:30 2012 No.9194119 >>9194105 Aka /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 06:07:00 2012 No.9194125 >>9194119 If you stuck around with reimu long enough just for the relative safety, you could probably train hard enough to take on the stage one bosses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 06:07:31 2012 No.9194122 >>9194105 >you have to be really not suited for living if you can't escape from her. Which board do you think you're on? It's filled with people physiologically and psychologically unsuited for living.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 06:58:01 2012 No.9194265 >>9193646 Vampires are not Japanese myths either so there are 2 more to fuck.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 07:50:46 2012 No.9194401

Despite the fact that there are, like, bare minimum of males worthy of being called men, I still don't think that touhous, even non-yokai, will be be attracted to me. Despite the fact that I'm from advanced outworld, I have a high education and may be willing to stay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 07:57:01 2012 No.9194423 File: 341 KB, 600x600, 1203235093750.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Keine is like a were-youkai, right? So I just can't touch her when she transforms.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 08:00:16 2012 No.9194430

I wonder if it's okay for me to court Keine? She is a half-yokai and a schoolmarm. And I have education but really dislike kids. The only ones I will tolerate are be mine. So I can talk with someone who is not on the level of a goddamn hillbilly, but have to deal with kids...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 08:00:46 2012 No.9194431 >>9194423 She's half-youkai afaik. Just like, say, Rinnosuke.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 08:16:47 2012 No.9194475
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>>9194431
Keine is a Were-hakutaku
Rinnosuke is a Human/Youkai half-breed

I say Keine is fair game.

Also Youmu is a Half-human half-yuurei, and Myon is pretty much her ghost half, right? So really we can still touch Youmu as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 08:21:31 2012 No.9194488 >>9194475 >Myon is pretty much her ghost half, right? If by pretty much you mean definitely, then yes.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 08:28:16 2012 No.9194507
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>>9194475
"Keine fits the description in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense of one who acquired therianthropy, rather than one who was born with it. Her transformation into a were-hakutaku is not a full body-transformation, which she points out to Yukari in Imperishable Night, whereas one who is born as a were-beast takes on a full body beast form during a full moon. If this is the case, it would mean Keine was once human but cursed to be a were-hakutaku."

Cursed human is still a human. Reimu can't stop me from loving my sweet schoolmarm waifu.

Saegrimr !SHIELDM.mE Mon Jun 18 08:40:53 2012 No.9194530
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>>9194475
Putting aside canon for a moment, this image.

Half-Youkai + Were-Hakutaku.
Would this make Tokiko a were-quarter-youkai?
I'm trying to think of all the ways this would work.

No wait lets keep going, Keine + Youmu.. Were-quarter-ghost?
What if the normal form was a tiny insignificant spirit (the quarter) and on a full moon she transformed in a full beautiful woman... Or the other way around and she was a powerful specter and on full moons she turns into a helpless loli.

I think I might need to seed this idea into /tg/.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 08:48:46 2012 No.9194559

>>9194507
Does that mean that she was bitten by hakutaku? If she was a mongrel she would transform fully, right? Fur and four legged posture, right? If she was pureblood she would don horns and tail all the time like under full moon, right?
And since she is only cursed she transforms into a sophisticated form of hakutaku at full moon, the one that would be human form for a pureblood, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:06:46 2012 No.9194619 Ultimately, there are at least a few methods to become immortal in Gensokyo, which makes it too hard to say no. It is still a very dangerous fantasy land, which makes it also very hard to say yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:15:46 2012 No.9194648 Do the shrine duties involve helping the miko managing her sexual needs? This is very important.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:18:01 2012 No.9194659 >get to Gensokyo >murder Raymoo in her sleep >wear her skin, claim Vow of Silence >banish ghost and Suika >bring in the army >all those toehoes

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:21:46 2012 No.9194667

If you look at it coldly, it's a boring fantasy land. It's a place where non-humans survive. They don't really have a lot of choices outside, so they cramped up in Gensoukyo. They don't have lots of entertainment aside from danmaku and alchoholism. I, for example, would feel way to narrow there. I need the feeling of a vast world around me, not understanding that it's just around that mountain and then some more and you start walking in circles.
captcha: widow ragebar. It's some sort of subliminal message.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:22:01 2012 No.9194669 >>9194619 >fantasy land Yep. >very dangerous No. Also get out with your grimdark.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:35:01 2012 No.9194721 >>9194669 So you would prefer it to be just boring as all shit? The situation as presented was entertaining, now it is just forced butler service for a while on a trade off of potential immortality, to which I would be a fool to refuse.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:40:17 2012 No.9194737 [DELETED]

>>9194669
Gensokyo *is* very dangerous. There are wild youkai (both humanoid and non-humanoid) who hunt humans. Human Village folk are safe, but the average Joe who got lost isn't.

This is all canon, and if you want ``grimdark'' (as you put it) canon, read the story that came with Dolls in Pseudo Paradise.

Again I ask: HAS ANYONE ON /jp/ EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES OR READ THE OFFICIAL MATERIALS? FUCK.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:42:32 2012 No.9194744 >>9194669 >Also get out with your grimdark. YOU get out, secondary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 09:52:47 2012 No.9194765 >>9194737 It's dangerous in the sense that a natural reserve is dangerous. Which is to say, not much, really. Just don't do some dumb shit like trying to pet this cute little (bear cub/flying girl) that's been playing around near you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:00:18 2012 No.9194784 >>9194765 But if you do not do that ``dumb shit'' it is not very fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:17:47 2012 No.9194828 as long as theres no danger to me, and a reasonable expectation that i wont starve to death or have to eat poison mushrooms, then i dont really care. especially if reimu will play with me in lots of ways capcha: flesh nvo with

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:20:17 2012 No.9194833 >>9194737 Hey, even those who've played the games can sometimes not be qualified to answer anything about the lore, some just skip through the text for the danmakus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:23:02 2012 No.9194844 >>9194737 Wasn't that the one that was redacted and changed? I've been working my way through the materials lately, and for the most part it really is quite lighthearted. Most of the more serious stuff was in the early days, it seems.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:26:47 2012 No.9194852

Two questions:
1. Do I get free time at all during the day? As in, time that I get to spend (near the shrine of course) for myself?
2. I know youkais hunt humans, so could the rule that youkais don't fuck with the Miko be extended to protect me?

If both questions are yes, Then I'm packing my bags.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:26:47 2012 No.9194853 Wasn't danmaku invented to give the weak a chance at surviving a youkai attack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:28:17 2012 No.9194861 Can I touch you, Reimu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 10:43:53 2012 No.9194910 Sure. I can also fake ignorance enough to get away with asking Reimu about any borderline youkai as long as it looks human.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 11:10:32 2012 No.9194992
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We've all missed something very important:
Goddesses are not youkai. Add to the list:
Kanako Yasaka
Suwako Moriya
Minoriko Aki
Shizuha Aki
Hina Kagiyama
Shinki
Konngara

Fuck you Reimu, I'm going to live at the Moriya Shrine.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 11:19:17 2012 No.9195016

>>9194648
I'm still waiting for an answer to this question. If the deal involves Reimu lazily lounging at her kotatsu and telling me to get over there and pleasure her with my mouth, I'd have everything I want out of life. Especially if she has a smelly, unwashed futadick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 11:38:18 2012 No.9195079 >>9194992 Hina is a youkai. Confirmed by both Reimu in MoF and Akyuu's SoPM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:10:03 2012 No.9195215 >>9195211 No!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:10:32 2012 No.9195211 May I touch Rinnosuke?

Consider the following Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:10:47 2012 No.9195213
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>>9195079
Interesting.
"The reason she gathers misfortune is because the misfortune become her power. The negative energy of the misfortune is her fuel source.

Although plague gods are called gods, they do not seek faith. They are not like normal gods, but a kind of youkai."

But then what really makes a goddess? You pray at Moriya Shrine and Kanako will throw you some luck in exchange for the attention and faith you provide her. Kanako feeds off the faith. But you "cast off" misfortune and Hina gathers it up, which she feeds off of. Its still basically energy.

If anything, Hina is just a non-traditional goddess. Youkai is such a ridiculous umbrella term that putting her in the same category as Yukari rather than Kanako is too skewed.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:20:32 2012 No.9195245
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>>9195211
Rinnosuke is a bit of commodity to the Girls-In-Gensokyo-Who-Need-Dickings marketplace. If a guy tried to take up his time, it would be twice the insult to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:26:33 2012 No.9195259 >>9195245 To be fair, there is no guarantee someone from here would be on-market. Possible loyalties to their favorite and all.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:31:02 2012 No.9195278

>>9195259
True, but the fact that its another guy is pretty harsh. Its like starving while standing in line for food, but there is some fat guy in front of you. You aren't quite hungry enough to resort to cannibalism and eat him, but the fact that he is going to eat your food is infuriating.

"This is how women work."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:33:32 2012 No.9195286 >>9195278 When you put it that way it makes me want to hit on him, and I am not even gay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:37:33 2012 No.9195300 Can I touch Reimu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:40:17 2012 No.9195316 File: 170 KB, 450x600, 26040255_m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It can't be that bad. Some of Touhous are human and chatting with Youkai isn't forbidden.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:42:36 2012 No.9195326
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>>9195286
Well Rinnosuke IS the most refined of tastes. That's why Kourindou has such poor sales; the girls are all there to purchase a pounding but he doesn't have the sense to charge for it.

Also the store merchandise is junk.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:46:03 2012 No.9195334

I'm not quite ready to make a permanent leave of this world. How about a compromise? I'll go to Gensokyo on those conditions, but every season, we alternate worlds. For example, in Spring I go to Gensokyo and be Reimu's servant. Then in Summer we come to the outside world and she acts as my servant.

Does she even have interest in coming here? Fuck it, how about some kind of Gensokyo-Outside world exchange program? They send over a few dozen fairies and we send over a few dozen black people. Then after a few years if everyone is comfortable, we'll exchange more residents.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:48:37 2012 No.9195344 >>9195334 We can't allow niggers to taint Gensokyo

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:49:51 2012 No.9195347

>>9195334
I think I remember THP having a story about a sort of "soft landing" exchange program for introducing 2hus into the world. It wasn't bad.

Heh, for some reason I keep thinking about Yukari with some cards saying "I'll trade you one ice fairy for 2 human children."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:55:35 2012 No.9195367 File: 258 KB, 756x1000, 1339191874753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9195347 I want an ice fairy ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:57:17 2012 No.9195374 File: 586 KB, 700x700, 25818779_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9195316 And obviously I agree!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:58:47 2012 No.9195382 >>9195334 Fuck off, Jew.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 12:59:47 2012 No.9195388 File: 891 KB, 900x671, 0d2c43540036fa96dc5a468ec899543042e71602.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9195367 Trade me 2 children and you've got a deal.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:01:02 2012 No.9195404

>>9195382
Hey, I didn't even mention the part where after years of building positive relations we start a trading route with them and over time, create corporations based on selling technology to them and buying magic stuff from them. I'm only making the world a better place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:01:02 2012 No.9195405 >>9195388 Do they have to be mine? Can I just tell you where some are and you can get them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:03:32 2012 No.9195415 >>9195405 I think you have to actually get them and hand them off, though whether they have to be ``yours'' seems to be up to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:04:47 2012 No.9195418 >>9195404 You can't do that when they're all niggerfied.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:05:32 2012 No.9195421 [DELETED]

>>9195382
But tha weetha can get so cold and it could blister my hands and give me SUCH a headache.

Also does Reimu get to keep ALL the money in the donation box? If I'm working so hard maybe she could give me a cut so I could afford a nice nosh once in a while. Is that so much to ask?

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:06:17 2012 No.9195424
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>>9195382
But tha weetha can get so cold and it could blister my hands and give me SUCH a headache.

Also does Reimu get to keep ALL the money in the donation box? If I'm working so hard maybe she could give me a cut so I could afford a nice nosh once in a while. Is that so much to ask??

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:06:32 2012 No.9195425 >>9195388 I know lots of kids you can have deal!! Anything I should know about feeding and care of retarded ice fairies?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:06:47 2012 No.9195426 Reimu doesn't want me touching any of the other girls because she obviously wants to keep me all to herself. I see through her little scheme. Oh Reimu you little rascal you.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:10:32 2012 No.9195438
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>>9195405
You just have to deliver them. Karma and kidnapping charges yours to deal with.

>>9195425
Don't let them near valuables, don't overheat them, beware of frostbite, feed daily. The usual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:11:02 2012 No.9195444 >>9195438 How many kids do I have to give you for you to take me back to Gensokyo with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:12:32 2012 No.9195447 >>9195334 Yukari won't allow this. That jealous bitch wouldn't want touhous realizing what a stagnant bore-dome Gensoukyo is and how much funnier the life on the outside is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:16:02 2012 No.9195460 >>9195444 That is quite a different request than the other anon, so I expect a completely different favor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:17:47 2012 No.9195463 >>9195460 Then adults?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:20:32 2012 No.9195476 All I need is Reimu.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:21:18 2012 No.9195477
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>>9195463
Why would I want to receive more adults as the payment for receiving a man child? No, there really isn't much of an exchange there.

You'd probably have to offer up a small town for the youkai to consume as payment for your admission to Gensokyo. Then clean up the mess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:22:32 2012 No.9195484 >>9195477 That will be a bitch of a task, anon. You better work out how to keep the military occupied. Get rich and start funding terrorists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:25:18 2012 No.9195494 >>9195484 If Breivik didn't succeed after years of planning, how can we expect this anon to succeed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:26:02 2012 No.9195500 >>9195494 If he is American, there are small towns here and enough freedoms to do this if he has the money. Unfortunately this seems to be for one ticket so how he will get assistance I am unsure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:30:47 2012 No.9195516 >>9195500 I would help him, even if I don't get a ticket. Just for the fun of it. But he has to make sure the town has a lot of unwanted immigrants, or else I wouldn't feel satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:31:32 2012 No.9195521 >>9195500 If he is american, there are plenty of ghost towns with population zero. She never said what kind of town she wanted to consume and in what way to consume. Besides her photos are getting more and more ugly with each shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:32:33 2012 No.9195526 >>9195494 But Breivik did succeed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:33:32 2012 No.9195531 >>9195521 >Besides her photos are getting more and more ugly with each shot Oh no you didn't

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:33:32 2012 No.9195532 >>9195526 He was also a jew and his efforts were bastardized and repainted by the media to advance Israeli plots.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:34:47 2012 No.9195541 >>9195532 You don't speak about Breivik (PBUH) like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:37:32 2012 No.9195557 >>9195526 But he's not in Gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:38:17 2012 No.9195563 >>9195531 Yes I did nigger. Come at me, I'll take all of you weaklings on.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:44:33 2012 No.9195589

>>9195477
So basically I just need to hold a small town or village hostage and you send in a youkai to devourer it all and we're outta there?
That's easy enough, there are allot of relatively isolated villages about that people wouldn't notice went missing for a few days. I am assuming this youkai would be capable of holding her own against a bunch of farmers and peasant of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:49:02 2012 No.9195618 reimu does not have the power to take you to gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:51:03 2012 No.9195619 >>9195589 Almost all touhous will despise you for this action when you get there. You won't get your dreams when you get there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:53:17 2012 No.9195628 >>9195619 Then I'll kill every single touhou for ruining my dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:54:03 2012 No.9195638 >>9195632 What's killing one coon president gonna do? Guns beat everything a youkai can throw at you. ZUN agreed, don't bother him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:54:03 2012 No.9195639 >>9195619 My dream? My dream is to experience a bit of excitement and fantasy then hopefully die before it gets too boring. I think it'll work out just fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:54:08 2012 No.9195632 >>9195628 You've as much power to do that as kill Obama.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:55:48 2012 No.9195644 >>9195632 Actually, it sounds distinctly easier. Especially for the aftermath; if you kill all the touhous nobody left to give you shit for it but if you kill Obama you are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 13:59:19 2012 No.9195659 >>9195644 If you killed all of them wouldn't Gensokyo sorta collapse? With you in it and no way out. You're still fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:00:02 2012 No.9195671 Obama is a youkai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:01:17 2012 No.9195672 >>9195659 The barrier would collapse, but what would happen to the area itself, or paricularly you, is anyone's guess. I would assume you either hang out with Kagua and Mokou, or try to avoid them forever. Unless you forgot to try and gain immortality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:04:33 2012 No.9195692 >>9195672 Immortality is a nightmare, with my mentality I'd be utterly insane within a century or two. No way would I want that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:04:33 2012 No.9195696 File: 165 KB, 600x800, yukari2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why yukari sealed gensokyo ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:07:32 2012 No.9195718 >>9195692 >Immortality is a nightmare I still can not agree with this. It would be wonderful. But that is entirely up to you. Become a lich then, and break your phylactory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:10:33 2012 No.9195738 File: 112 KB, 393x393, FLAN FLAN2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i can still go for the best touhou, she's a vampire after all

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:12:18 2012 No.9195743 >>9193406

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:13:18 2012 No.9195750 I don't need to touch her to admire and masturbate to best armpits.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:19:32 2012 No.9195798

>>9195718
>>9195692
Immortality would be an exceptional experiment to test how much memory a human brain can actually contain. you'll slowly forget things to make new free space? you'll become crazy? maybe the data saving power of a brain immune to age decadence is really infinite?
also, vampire>lich, faggot

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:21:17 2012 No.9195816

>>9195798
Also possible, but if he kills every touhou nobody can turn him into a vampire, but he can still look through libraries to learn magic and make a phylactory. He does not seem spiritual enough for Divine magic and even then most of the time gods do not favor vampires. Possible exception in Pelor the Burning Hate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:22:17 2012 No.9195821 >>9195798 Assuming memories are stored physically, which is highly likely, your brain would simply grow larger over time.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:31:33 2012 No.9195877

>>9195816
You're right, but vampires and other youkais doesn't exist only in gensokyo.
also, if I remember well in the second edition there was a method to become vampire with a magic ritual involving some demon or extraplanar lord. gods doesn't favor undeads generally, because becoming one is the easymodo cheat of mortals to start the rise to godhood. see Vecna for example.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:32:05 2012 No.9195891 >>9195877 Vecna is pretty awesome. Hell if you can get something to barter with him you get furthr than probably any other god. God of secrets and all, pretty sweet gig.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:34:18 2012 No.9195900 >>9195821 That's unlikely, as immortality or undeadness are a form of stasis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:34:48 2012 No.9195904 >>9195638 >Guns beat everything a youkai can throw at you. ZUN agreed, don't bother him. No, he didn't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:42:06 2012 No.9195951 >>9195900 That's a paradox. You can't be static and alive at the same time.

Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:47:48 2012 No.9195978

>>9195638
>>9195904
He said something along the lines of "technology is more effective than magic"
this doesn't means that you can go to the netherworld and go back with an apposite Android app, but that if that app existed, it would be easier to use than the magic book used for the same goal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:49:48 2012 No.9195993 Every time I reply to thread like this one I have hope that this time maybe for once if I agree it will really work I will be allowed to Gensokyo. It feels really sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 14:50:33 2012 No.9195999 >>9195951 Well, that's why immortality doesn't exist. magic makes compromises between paradoxes to bend reality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 15:11:07 2012 No.9196137 >>9195993 thatfeel.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 15:21:03 2012 No.9196174 >>9195993 me too. my life sucks, is wanting to live in a magic and simple world really that much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 17:04:25 2012 No.9196631 >>9195993 I want to go too ;_;. Maybe someday we'll get to. Someday...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 18 20:49:45 2012 No.9197680 >>9196631 not by placing your faith in reimu you won't.

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