/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[ｱﾉﾝｵﾌﾊﾞﾝｺｸ No.]

You will never have a loli sit on your lap.

[Anonymous No.]

I have

[Anonymous No.]

fuck you I can and I have

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>>9192846
Unless you become father. Could happen anyway. If that way. You are fucked in more ways than one.

[Kyou !TRONurrVj. No.]

i did yesterday because she wanted the chair i was on

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>>9192855
I haven't

[Anonymous No.]

Who hasn't?

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>>9192854
They are precious, aren't they?

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>>9192854

I want to sniff Kyou's butt

[Anonymous No.]

orkz orkz orkz orkz

[Anonymous No.]

When I was little, my teacher said that if I believe, all my dreams will come true.

[Anonymous No.]

I had an 11 or 12 year old girl sit in my lap when I was 15 or 16. I've posted about her before many times. She used to get my cousin to take her to my house so she could talk to me and watch me practice guitar. One time when she was talking to me while I was sitting on my bike I saw her flat chest down her shirt. That's one the few things I remember from that time in my life. She was such a nice girl and I hope she's alright now. She'd just about be turning 18 this year.

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>>9192865
Ah yes, I had a young step sister (about 11 at the time) who would sneak into my room after her bedtime and surf the net with me while sitting on my lap. Those times were better, I will always have that memory.

[Anonymous No.]

It looks like she wants the mids.

[Anonymous No.]

My sister used to sit on my lap all the time when she was at that age.

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>>9192868
When I was little my teacher used to hit my hands with a ruler even though my parents bribed her with money to treat me better.

[Anonymous No.]

When I was 13 my sister had one of her friends who was hot as shit and was like 9 or 10 who always sat on my lap, good times

[Anonymous No.]

Why would I? Another loli will be too heavy for my delicate lap.
I'd sit on someone else's though, sounds better.

captcha: Frederica rsignes

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>>9192878

you should find out where she lives, break into her house,and rape her in the ass for revenge.

[Anonymous No.]

When i was 12 my 3 year old cousin had a crush on me.

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You will never use a purring catgirl as a vibrator.

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When I was little the very first person I talked to called me a loser and told me to sit by myself. All I said was "hi, wanna be friends?". That, combined with my sisters' refusal to let me do anything with them, and my parents always being out of the house, led me to be who I am today. Oh yeah and in elementary school some girl accidentally took her whole shirt off when she was just trying to take her sweatshirt off.

[Anonymous No.]

2d loli no. but 3d yes. I have a little sister she sat on my lap all the time. But now she's 15 and a total bitch. But atleast shes still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.]

is there a danbooru tag for this sort of thing

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>>9192907
sitting_on_lap

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>>9192907
ロリ座ってる

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MEEIIIIIIDOOOOOO

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>>9192900
Oh man, I remember the first person I liked. This is still embarrassing to talk about. My class gave out contact sheets with phone numbers on it, and for some reason I tried calling her house. I was no older than 8 at the time. The next day she asked why I called and I was embarrassed so I ran into the field as fast as I could, hoping she wouldn't follow me. She didn't. I feel like that was a huge turning point in my life. I could have lied, but I didn't. I just ran.

In the field it was mostly people playing soccer, and I made friends with them. I still interact over the internet with one of those people on a fairly regular basis.

I saw that girl a few years ago at some Halloween event in the parking lot of the neighborhood church. Her mother introduced me to her, expecting me to talk to her or something. Of course I didn't. I can't remember much of that night.

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>>9192937
I liked this one girl in middle school, I liked her so much that I would bully her sometimes and call her shit.

I don't think she liked me but that was the last time I had a crush on someone.

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>>9192937
In elementary school I had a mad crush on a girl I bulled, and I would think up some creatively stupid ways to call her ugly.
Every night I would make out with my pillow, pretending it was her.

[Anonymous No.]

What is that from OP?

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>>9192950
A few years after that girl, a different girl found out that I liked her. This was in 5th or 6th grade. She called my house and asked if I wanted to go out with her. She dumped her current boyfriend for me even though I never really said yes. I remember her asking if I wanted to make out with her, and that her parents would be gone for the day because of some holiday. She seemed a bit forward but I did like the girl though. She was cute. Thing didn't last long at all though, far less than a month. For whatever reason she bought me a present so I decided to do the same. I asked my mom to take me to her house, so she told my step-dad to take me. I remember him asking my mother why, and when he learned that I had a 'girlfriend' he said it was disgusting. I broke up with her shortly after that.

I ended up sitting next to her a few years later in English class at a different school. She didn't seem to particularly dislike me and I felt comforted sitting next to her in a new school.

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I have and I pushed her off

[Anonymous No.]

if i fuck a loli

she will die

my dick is too big for a loli.

i have to live my life knowing this.

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r9k pls go

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>>9192865
When I was in primary school, I could see the flat chest of one of my classmates through her loose top thingy.

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>>9192937
When I was 7 I wrote a girl a love letter, asking her if she wants to marry me.

She rejected me ;_;

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>>9193029
>my step-dad to take me. I remember him asking my mother why, and when he learned that I had a 'girlfriend' he said it was disgusting.

You're either female or your step-dad is also browsing this board.

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>>9192906
How would you know if she's a virgin, you check her hymen everyday?

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>>9194076
I don't think 2 inches is too big, even for a loli.

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Today I went outside after a long time of seclusion to get supplies. I found myself gouging every single little girl that crossed my path to check if they were nice "loli" or not.
Fuck you /jp/!
What the hell have you done to me?!
I didn't use to even look at them!!!
It's all your fault!

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[ｱﾉﾝｵﾌﾊﾞﾝｺｸ No.]

>>9194461
隣の家の◯学生を肉オナホに調教したんだけど何か質問ある [Blue Devil]

[Anonymous No.]

public surface announcement

http://exhentai.org/g/451211/375a197dc8/

enjoy your loli

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>>9194441
>I found myself gouging every single little girl that crossed my path to check if they were nice "loli" or not.

Both front teeth missing - 6/10
Mature lady face - 2/10
Wearing a bikini top - slut/10
Won't shut up - 4/10
Boobs at 8 - 0/10, would not fiddle

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>>9192846
I'll never be a loli sitting on an awkward /jp/ers lap.

I'd rub, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

I rubbed my genitalia bare on a girl on top of me
>>9194545
I like those in bikinis, they're adorablr

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When I was 5-12 I used to sit in my 5 year older sister's lap all the time.
Her thighs were great pillows, and her chest was soft support for the back of my neck if I sat upright. She also used to stroke my head.

But then I stopped being cute or something as I regressed into my room and became a social outcast. And I became older as well.

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>>9194441
>gouging
That's terrible

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Children feel so fragile.
When I am around them I am alwayys afraid of stepping on them or accidentally trip them over and hurt them.

Yet they clinge to me, just making it all worse.