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/jp/ help!

i found some yukkuris in my bed!

>> No.9184594

They're attracted to your cute room

you've finally achieved being the little girl and your reward is the yukkuri will now come to you for love and affection

>> No.9184596

Your bed looks really depressing and I don't know why.

Maybe the yukkuri came to spice it up.

>> No.9184601

How can you be 18 or older and have a single bed?

What if you invite a boy up to your room?

>> No.9184598

Abuse them.

>> No.9184613
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>>9184594
>you've finally achieved being the little girl and your reward is the yukkuri will now come to you for love and affection

>> No.9184617

>>9184601
It's a huge bed, also i am only 5'2 so i don't take up much space.

>> No.9184624

>>9184617
D'awwh, midget moe~!

>> No.9184625

>Hamtaro
And here I thought I was the only one on /jp/ who loved that show!

>> No.9184632

>>9184617
sometimes it just feels better to have a big big though
like i'm your height, i've got a twin bed and while it's sufficient there's just something nice about being able to spread out when i'm at a hotel in a queen or king.

>> No.9184633

>>9184585
you have a really girly room

>> No.9184635

>>9184624
Silly boy, the average height for a girl is 5'2" ;P

>> No.9184642

>>9184635

No, it would be more like 5'8" I expect.

>> No.9184652

>>9184632
yes, space is nice.

>>9184624
my whole family is short, i am taller than my mom and my dad is the same height.

>>9184633
That what i was going for.

>> No.9184654

>>9184642
it's probably the average for asian girls. i don't know if you've ever been to a place that's packed with asians but it's almost hilarious how much people stick out when you place them in the middle of that if you're even 5'6"

>> No.9184666
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9184666

Room thread?

>> No.9184678

There is an air of extreme depression in this thread.

>> No.9184696

>>9184678
why?

>> No.9184698 [DELETED] 

>>9184654
I'm 5'6" and asian.
Girls here are at least 5'7" on average...

>> No.9184712

Your room would look much less depressing if you got a bed frame. But then you would have to move your light switch.

>> No.9184733

>>9184712
Why is it depressing?

I used to have a bed with a frame, but this bed is bigger. That light switch is for an outside light.

>> No.9184737

I think it's depressing because it looks dreary and cute and at the same time.

>> No.9184744

>>9184652
are you a crossdresser

>> No.9184745

>>9184733
Because everything is greyish and you look poor.

>> No.9184747

It's the color of your walls and no natural sun light that makes people think it's depressing.

>> No.9184777
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>>9184666
posting superior art.

>> No.9184786
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>>9184777
Okay.

>> No.9184787 [DELETED] 
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>>9184745
I am poor. but that corner of my room is very bare.

>>9184744
not anymore

>> No.9184790

>>9184786
Fuck your money, nerdlord.

>> No.9184793

Anyone else imagine the life of the inhabitant when they see an interesting room in a picture?

This room gives me a slightly depressing story, a worthless NEET who lives with her mom and usually can't find the will to lift herself out of her bed. The kind of person who just never moved forward and has nothing to push themselves out of their continued stagnant existence.

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>>9184790

>> No.9184796

>>9184793
Who wouldn't? To be honest, that's why I don't like these threads at all.

>> No.9184798
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>>9184745
I am poor. but that corner of my room is very bare.

>> No.9184801

>>9184793
I am 22 and have a job and am going to school.

>> No.9184802

>>9184795
I was going to insult your taste, but the one on the left prevents me to do so.

>> No.9184804

>>9184585
>>9184798
I like this room

>> No.9184810

This room is so depressing, moreso than those other ones of NEETs living in cluttered, ramshackle rooms. I don't know why, it's barren in just that way that makes me think "this person has given up".

If you'd be willing to dress as a meido and can suck cock like a pro (and swallow) you could come live with me.

>> No.9184811

>>9184798
Damn, that's a huge cup.

>> No.9184814
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>>9184793
No, I just pictured some scared little fagboy highschool dropout, and how badly i want to fuck him in his bed while under the hello kitty blankets.

God, I have the biggest boner right now just imagining fucking OP.

>> No.9184815

>>9184811
i get thirsty.

>> No.9184821

>>9184815
You have to increase your daily semen intake. Refer to >>9184810.

>> No.9184829

>>9184814
I want to fuck OP too..

>> No.9184841
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>>9184829
It's just so humble and cute, I wander how he moans.

>> No.9184843

>>9184814
Stop posting so erotic images. I haven't fapped for a week now and I'm nearly at my limit.

>> No.9184851

>>9184841
Probably in soft whimpers.

>> No.9184871

I think a small bed is infinitely better than a large one. At home my bed is a small twin size, and it's very cozy.
When I visit my grandmother, I need to sleep in a much larger king size they have in the guest room, and it's kind of uncomfortable since it's in the center of the room, and I can't huddle against a wall like I can at home.

>> No.9184875

>>9184814
>>9184829
>>9184841
>>9184851
Sorry guys, OP already has a boyfriend, vid related
http://xhamster.com/movies/789111/black_cock_fucking_cute_trap.html

>> No.9184884

>insulting someone for being poor
typicals americunts

>> No.9184890

>>9184875
I looked through the room and didn't see anything that resembles OP.

OP is sadly a girl probably anyways.

>> No.9184898

>>9184871
I never even move when I sleep so I see no reason for a big bed.

>> No.9184899

>>9184875
That's not me.

>> No.9184935

>>9184814
Oh god, so do I. Only if he's a boy though.

>> No.9184943

Real curious what OP looks like now

>> No.9184951

Where's the vidya games?

>> No.9184955

>>9184951
What kind of baby would have video games littered around his room?

>> No.9184960

Post more pictures of your room, OP.

>> No.9184968

It's like the room of a neglected child.

>> No.9184975
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>>9184935
I am..

>>9184951
picrelated

>> No.9184984

>>9184975
Pics of your cute little legs now.

>> No.9184992

>>9184984
she's probably fat

>> No.9184993

>>9184975
What's with that NES?

>> No.9184996

>>9184975
Oh fuck, is that one of those 3rd party N64 controllers with two prongs and a god-tier analog stick?

>> No.9185000

>>9184993
It's the top-loader revision. You've never seen it?

>> No.9185025

The top-loading NES looks cool but is technically inferior to the original version.

>> No.9185031

>>9184992
I am not fat :( i weigh 120 lbs

>>9184996
it's just a black n64 controller

>>9184993
the second model of the nes.

>> No.9185050

>>9185031
>I am not fat :(
Pics or you are

>> No.9185056

I wish I still had my SNES. My mom gave away mine.

>> No.9185087
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>>9184585
If I put my mattress on the floor, I wonder I get around the small dust of your own room?

Sorry, my English is not great.

>> No.9185088

>>9185031
5'2" and 120lbs? Need pictures to be sure.

>> No.9185090
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9185090

I've lived like this for a good portion of the last 4 years.

>> No.9185105

>>9185088
Specifically, one of him bending over his cute little bed.

>> No.9185109 [DELETED] 
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>>9185050
I am too chicken shit ti post current pictures of myself... but here is a baby picture of me in a santa suit

>> No.9185111

>>9185031
5'2" and 120lbs is pretty damn fat.

>> No.9185127

Thanks, janitor.

>> No.9185121
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I think OP's rooms looks pretty good to be honest, it looks comfortable even if simple. Mine is just a cheap bed and a small wooden table, I'll be getting some shelves for all my books soon and a big desk someday when I can afford a new pc. Then again, from the rooms I see now and then in threads, I guess the room might look poor and depressing in comparison.

>> No.9185122

>>9185109
10/10 would fuck

>> No.9185124

>>9185109
Just blur/censor the face.

>> No.9185125 [SPOILER] 
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>>9185050
I am too chicken shit ti post current pictures of myself... but here is a baby picture of me in a santa suit

>> No.9185129

>>9185124
>>9185122
Oh god, I missed it...

>> No.9185130

>>9185090
it looks safe and cozy.

i'm homeless.

>> No.9185131

>>9185122
>>9185124
sorry forgot the spoiler lol

>> No.9185142

>>9184975
Is that Mega Man X?

>> No.9185150

I wish my room was interesting...

Until I finally get the money or courage to buy some cute things I will just have to live through /jp/ as usual.

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>> No.9185146

Why'd you stop crossdressing OP?

>> No.9185153

>>9185127
i deleted it becasue i forgot to spoiler the picture lol

it's the same pciture as
>>9185125

>> No.9185167

>>9185153
Show me your cock. Not your face. Not your torso. Not your feet or your hands.

I want to see a picture of your genitals.

>> No.9185164
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>>9185125
That's actually pretty cute.

>> No.9185192

>>9185167

I second this.
You don't have to be scared, it's not your face, just yur cock.

>> No.9185206

>>9185192
He does have to be scared because we will make fun of his small penis. Unless it's uncut, then it's okay.

>> No.9185211

>>9185167
>>9185192
i can't do that, too lewd...

>> No.9185214 [DELETED] 

>>9185206
>Unless it's uncut, then it's okay.
HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.9185218

Hello everyone I am a woman though I identify as a male lesbian. I sleep around a lot and I will happily admit to being a slut although slut is just another word for sexually liberated women. Speaking of women, gender pay gaps are horrible and women should get paid more because we can do jobs better than men. Anyway my question is, I want to divorce my husband and accuse him of raping me so I can get money. He treated me badly by having a circumcised penis and those are worse because fuck America, Europe is the best country. Also the Holocaust never happened and I hope Sharia law takes over the world. I feel the homosexual community of /jp/ would most know how I feel.

Please respond.

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>> No.9185225

>>9185206

You can make fun of it all you like, but at the end of the day, you still wanna suck it.

>> No.9185226

>>9185218
>please respond
ok

>> No.9185233

>>9185223

Way too fucking messy 2/10 would not sleep in.

Also why do you have a picture of Da Vinci?

You can't fap to that.

>> No.9185241

>>9185206
>Unless it's uncut, then it's okay.
HELL yeah! uncut masterrace
AMERIFATS GO CLAP AT YOUR DISGUSTING MUTILATED COCKS IN HELL

>> No.9185242

>>9185233
Just watch me

>> No.9185245

>>9185233
>you can't fap to that
>implying it's not 2D

>> No.9185247

>>9185233
Descartes, on the other hand...

>> No.9185253
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>>9185247
Give him le dick

>> No.9185257

>>9185247
Descartes pronounced in a non-faggy french way sounds exactly like discard, which is what you should do with his writings. He couldn't think, he couldn't write, he had no discernible talent.

>> No.9185270

>>9185257
Daycar just got iceburn'd.

>> No.9185281

help milk

kill this thread with your tripcode and your room

>> No.9185281,1 [INTERNAL] 

FUCK THE JANITOR

>> No.9185281,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>9185281,1
I would if I could, okay?!

>> No.9185281,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
am i gay if i masturabted to this

>> No.9185281,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>9185281,3
guys?

>> No.9185281,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>9185281,3
yes

>> No.9185281,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
god this video is so hot i want to fuck a trap so badly

>> No.9185281,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
Holy SHIT

>> No.9185281,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
i masturabted

>> No.9185281,9 [INTERNAL] 

Holy shit what a gross room

>> No.9185281,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
i masturbated

>> No.9185281,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
how

>> No.9185281,12 [INTERNAL] 

Can't you guys bump good porn instead of gay nerd porn?

>> No.9185281,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>9185281,12
loooooooooooooooooooooooool

>> No.9185281,14 [INTERNAL] 

>>9185281,12
stfu

>>9184875
i fapped

>> No.9185281,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
hot

>> No.9185281,16 [INTERNAL] 

Gigs is a fag lmao

http://youtu.be/Hak2JiGzZj0

>> No.9185281,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
wow

>> No.9185281,18 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
I masturabted

>> No.9185281,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
Is this boy even legal?

>> No.9185281,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>9184875
>you will never get fucked by Thad
;__;

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