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How hipster do you have to be to get a cute /jp/ girlfriend?

>> No.9184241
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become le dango

>> No.9184245
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I'm a girl!

Ask me anything!

>> No.9184246

Who is that? She's cute but she's no Pygmalion.

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I have sucked my own cock!


Ask me anything!

>> No.9184256

>>9184245
What do your farts smell like? When was the last time you pooped?

>> No.9184260

>>9184255

Was it yummy?

>> No.9184262

>>9184233
>cute /jp/ girlfriend
there's no such thing.

>> No.9184271

that thing isn't cute.

>> No.9184272

who was the girl who recorded that song about NSJ?

>> No.9184281

>>9184245
Are you a strong and independet woman, who don't needs no man?

It's my fetish

>> No.9184284

>>9184271
way more cute than me (and you)

>> No.9184292

That's the most uglies thing that ever crossed my eyes.

Began demon of the west.

>> No.9184294

i'm not into men

>> No.9184297

One day I'll find a cute female /jp/sie to settle down with.

You have my word

>> No.9184303

What is this thing?

Does it have boobs?

>> No.9184308

Real /jp/ girls don't want hipster shit

my fetish is genuine otakus. I want to dress up in costumes that are their fetish and cosplay for their pleasure. I want to be his source of source of sexual enjoyment, and I want to cook for him while he sits on the computer, watches tv, or plays vidya.

>> No.9184321

>>9184308
What if I'm sadistic and want to hurt you during sex because I'm imagining you as a "femanon" shitposter?

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>>9184308
you mean to say you are a cute girl? like, cute AND a girl? and on /jp/?
i thought such combination is a myth and doesn't exist.

>> No.9184335

>>9184308
Is it okay to have the same fetish even though I am male.

>> No.9184340

>>9184335
of course it is, baka. you're on /jp/, afterall.

>> No.9184343

>>9184332
Why the fuck not? /jp/ is a good board.

>> No.9184347

Seriously. Amanda is the hottest girl on /jp/ by a mile.

She's absolutely gorgeous. Shame she's so promiscuous.

>> No.9184356

>>9184321
it's cool, if that's what you're into

>>9184332
I don't know personally, but I get a lot of guys saying lewd things to me and telling me I'm beautiful. I've almost been kidnapped as well.
I think that would qualify as decently attractive, though the kidnapping thing was just my natural bad luck with creepy people.


>>9184335
of course
I'll lend you costumes

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>>9184308
sheeeeit gurl come down 2 my place n me n my homies show u how da real otaku OGs roll

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>>9184359

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>Girlfriend
>3D

>> No.9184381

>>9184356

Can you dress up like a slutty /cgl/ cosplayer too?

>> No.9184386

>>9184381
>/cgl/
b-but.... /cgl/ is gross

>> No.9184409

>>9184308
Post a pic. Do you look like OPs pic?

>> No.9184429

>>9184356
>I've almost been kidnapped

You 3D whores always dramatize everything. Fuck off, harpy. You fool no-one.

>> No.9184432

>>9184409
I don't like my face on 4chan

no, i don't, unfortunately
bigger eyes, lips aren't as.... wide? pale, though I can't tell if she's pale or not. I have long dark hair, not short light hair
though we both have glasses, so we got that in common

>> No.9184442

>>9184233
She can cook some good sweets.

>> No.9184446

>>9184429
He grabbed me on the side of the rode and started dragging me to his car, telling me I'm "his beautiful fuck-doll" and tried to suffocate me

pretty sure that's close to being kidnapped

or maybe I am being dramatic and that's just him saying hello and that he wants to be friends
and he's just nice enough to open the car door for me
what a gentleman

>> No.9184445

>>9184432
You grt off to rape fantasies.

>> No.9184451

>>9184446
>rode
road*

sorry, I just woke up

>> No.9184455

>>9184446
how did you escape?

>> No.9184459

Fukune is a girl in her mid teens

Name:
George Melbourne

Address:
53 Tewit Well Road
Harrogate, North Yorkshire
HG2 8JL
United Kingdom

>> No.9184460

/cgl/ pls go

>> No.9184472

>>9184446

It's funny because that's the kind of stuff girls masturbate to.

>> No.9184473

>>9184459
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
I WANT TO KNOW
HOW

this is gonna get deleted, so in case you're curious i'm talking about the whole Fukune's real name and adress thing. just how?

>> No.9184474

>>9184455
I carry a knife and pepper spray with me and I know basic self defense

I carry them in my pocket, so even if I end up getting my purse taken I can defend myself

If you have the basic things to save you from situations like that, you're pretty much golden unless it's more than one guy or he knocks you out

>> No.9184475

>>9184460
/jp/ people died out, the only ones who are left are /a/ scum and /v/ shitposters.

>> No.9184479

>>9184472
Stupid girls
I don't want to be kidnapped against my will

they think it's hot when some guy wants to take them just for sex, but it's not. It's scary and can be scarring, though it didn't get to me much.

>> No.9184480

>>9184460
>>9184475
NSJ doesn't really help either so enjoy your /jp/aids

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