/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Does /jp/ ever just play with their asscheecks?

I just catch myself sometimes feeling up my own butt for hours and kneading or pinching it. It's the softest part of my body, and so smooth since I keep it shaved and powder it with talc after showers.
I really like butts you know.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst day of my life when I looked in a mirror a couple months ago and saw my ass had somehow become slightly shriveled and wrinkly

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177035
H-how does that even happen?

How old are you anon? That is worrisome.
Do you not take care of your buttox?

[Anonymous No.]

I was like really skinny and girlier I used to, spreading my cheeks felt amazing and just grabbing them and stuff made me feel girly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177041
I'm a teenager.

I don't exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177035
I think >>9177041 just called you a homo.

[Anonymous No.]

I think i have a cute anus, but I'm cared to shave all the hair away. Some /jp/ers have said it gets very itchy when the hair grows back, or you'll have to wear a thong because the sweat will become annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

My ass cheeks are basically breasts so I fondle them pretty often.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a hairy manass, so no I don't.

If I looked more effeminate I'd probably keep my body hairless and be really into that shit but I don't think that's really possible for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177062
You have nipples on your ass?
I didn't think so.

>>9177050
Me too, maybe you're just destined to be ugly, to make beautiful people like me sparkle even more.

[Anonymous No.]

Disgusting fucking sluts.
You know what I do to get some fucking pleasure?
I play some awesome fucking games!
I exercise!
I cook delicious fucking food!
I don't fucking fondle myself for hours on end.
I don't lay in my bed listening to shitty jazz with a dildo up my ass as I think about my next trip to the fucking glory hole.
I don't buy fucking talc to keep my ass smooth.
What the fuck is wrong with you niggers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177077
Did your ass get blown off at a young age or something?

[Anonymous No.]

No, I don't touch my ass, but I love to jiggle my balls. There's nothing better than holding a pair of soft, weighty balls in your hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177083
No. My ass is intact, and quite big for a man. Just a bit saggy too. These things don't really interest me however, because I'm not a disgusting lewd slut. What's even worse is that you faggots probably love being insulted. Every time I take the time to insult you I'm just fueling boners. This shit is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177077
Yeah whatever, go back to /v/ niggerlord.

>I play some awesome fucking games!
>I cook delicious fucking food!

Didn't bother to include the ``exercise" portion, since I know it's the cool thing these days to pretend you're a /fit/ browser and all. Go be an ugly fat neckbeard somewhere else.
Only beautiful little girls are allowed to enter this board of wonders.

>>9177086
I do this too, just cupping them and touching the part of my dick that's covered by ballsack skin, pretty good feeling.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

I do, but not obsessively.

They're not that plump..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177094
Gross, so you have a flat ass?

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9177101
It's not totally flat either..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177106
Describe your butt for me, please~

[Anonymous No.]

I have the ass of a girl but it's covered in pimples and really red for some reason ;_;
When I was in school people would always comment on how feminine my ass i- oh god killing myself right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177111
It's a shame they didn't gang-raped you and filled your girly, sexy ass with cum.
I bet you'd be begging for more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177106
Pics to prove it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177118
It's really fucking disgusting if it's covered with pimples. Take better care of your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177091
This is /jp/ kid, fucking touhou and visual novels. This ain't the fucking fagmeet. This board isn't for you little dick lovers to fantasize about dicks and asses all day long. Allow me to redirect you to the proper boards.
>>>/hm/
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177123
I'll do whatever the fugg i want turbofaggot.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9177110
Personally, I like my butt but I just take it for granted. It's shapely enough for me.

>>9177119
Now why would I want to do that

[Anonymous No.]

No. Never. My ass is so incredibly hairy. Sometimes I wonder if I have an abnormal amount of hair. It's embarrassing, walking around with a hairy ass all the time. Whenever I feel my ass and I feel all the hair, I'm just filled with shame.

It's best to just forget about it. I'm occasionally reminded of the hair when I wipe my ass and I see hairs on the toilet paper.

I cannot shave because if I shaved just my ass, my legs and thighs would look weird because they have a similar amount of hair. If I shaved my legs, thighs, and ass, my stomach and chest would look weird, because they're also hairy. Shaving my entire body is just too intensive of an activity for me. I do occasionally like to shave my legs. I need to set aside an hour and a half just to do that. Imagine if I added my thighs, ass, chest, stomach, and armpits. I would be in there all day and it wouldn't feel very nice for very long. The next day I'd be all stubbly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177073
I guess.

But it's probably not a good sign for your butt to be your best feature.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do lewd things with my butt, but I have hemorrhoids.

[Anonymous No.]

I love fondling and spanking my ass. I think I'll go take a shower and finger myself afterwards!

[Anonymous No.]

I like butts, but not my own.

You guys are weird.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9177128
I feel scared to shave too.

somehow I want someone else to do it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177128
Try using nair. There was a fantasy an anon posted about a while ago, about just taking a dip in a tub full of nair, and just coming out smooth and hairless like a real girl.

That would not really be possible though, since nair stings after a while. It's what I use on my whole lower body.
If you go through the effort of using an eppilator though, it can pay off in the long run.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177128
Hairy butts are sexy unless the crack is hairy too. Be careful that you don't get a pilondial cyst, Anon~

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is equal in repugnance to that one screenshot of /cgl/. Just so you guys know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177138
It's not that I'm scared. I like to shave. Like I said, it's just too intensive of an activity to shave my entire body. Even when I shave my legs, after one leg, I'm already tired, so the other leg isn't as smooth.

>>9177139
Unless they've some out with something that smells less, my family questions me about the smell. I'd like an epilator but at the moment I have no money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177150
Thanks, Sage-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177150
Not even close.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9177150
wow, I like my butt but I don't play with it like it were boobs or something.

sometimes a little narcissism is okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177150
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>>9177150
Try starting a thread about cumrags and penis hygiene. Find a good cluster of smegma/phimosis/cumrag pictures to screenshot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177158
Pictures are too high a standard. I don't recall any vagina pictures running around /cgl/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177156
Have you tried fingering yourself? It's a good feeling in bed.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9177163
no. I'm scared.
I'd really rather someone who knows what they're doing do it instead, if I actually go down that path.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177132
I used to have them too but now that they're gone I can do all those lewd things I always wanted to.

I hope you're taking stuff for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177148
>Unless they've some out with something that smells less, my family questions me about the smell.
How bad is it? Can I just leave a window open while I do it then take a shower and be rid of it? I have no experience with it but I've been thinking of trying it out since shaving blows dicks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177167
Ara ara~
I wouldn't say I'm a master, but I've recently been able to make myself have pure butt girlygasms recently. I wish I could be of help to you anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177186
Details...

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9177186
Right now, there's only one person I want very badly to do that for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177174
When I did it, I did it in the bathroom and I took a shower afterwards. I'm pretty sure I closed the door, which probably trapped the smell in there.

If I did it now, I'd do it in my room with a fan blowing the air out while the AC runs, so there's fresh air, and then afterwards I'd take a shower just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177150
Yeah. You people should both be punished by having your boards merged. You deserve each other.

You aren't behaving like pretty little girls at all; you're deviant gaylords. You should be for ed to endure the 4chan prostitutes' presence for some time and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177174
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[Anonymous No.]

>>9177189
I struggled with it a very long time actually. I usually masturbate with just my fingers and a bottle of moisturizing lotion, while imagining it's a sexy futa mistress slapping wads of cum between my cheeks.
Last week I found out just the sweet spot to hit. I turns out I was nearly always going too deep and completely missing it. It's actually not deep at all. It felt like a little lump where my prostate was, and as I tried it while sitting down in my specially altered camping chair for anal masturbation, I felt a magical tingle. That tingle that told me "I've found my spot".

A tip though, focus just on your butt and being a girl. When you try to focus too much on your penis, I've noticed I lose the good feeling or it starts to fade out a bit.
There's actually not much to it, but the shivering sensation as your legs quake and body starts to tingle, breath gets cut short and penis twitches, is just divine.

[Anonymous No.]

I like to put a brassiere on my buttocks so it looks like I have great cleavage, and just admire myself in the mirror. If you wear necklace around your waist it really adds to the illusion.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9177214
>focus just on your butt
uh huh
>and being a girl.
oh goodness no. I'm.. I'm not gay..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177221
I'm okay with the other stuff, but that's kinda freaky dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177214
Does the prostate stimulation feel better than the nerves in your dick that get stimulated? I don't have the will power to try it (´･ω･`) it's scary and I'm too accustomed to my dick giving me that feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177229
I wouldn't say better, but it feels very different. Like if you took the end orgasm from penis stimulation, and stretched it to last a longer time period. The stroking part for anal stimulation feels a bit better than penis stimulation too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177220
What does being gay have to do with it? Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

I love to shave my cock and ass! The problem is I use a really shitty razor instead of my good one because I don't want it to touch my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177245
Eh, I actually don't shave my face, although I do trim my facial hair to not have too massive a beard.

Man in public, woman in private. It's how I live. A bit of a pickle though, since I want to look manlier, but I also want to be more feminine. I can't make both happen clearly so its disappointing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9177245
>I love to shave my cock and ass!
Poor guys.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a little girl body; feminine hands, smooth feminine armpits, small feminine feet, only downside is lately there has been hair growing near my butthole. I don't want to be hairy in that part.

[Anonymous No.]

i bet if OP pic was a picture of a french regiment or Napoleon, nobody would even post in the thread

[Golden Witch !beatoOzElo No.]

>>9177196
The Ange tripfag?

Gaayyyy.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I don't. My ass has bedsores on it, my chest is deformed, my feet and hands are veiny, my fingers are abnormally long, my eyes are bloodshot, my forehead is covered in scars, my skin is the bad kind of pale, I grow hair incredibly fast, and I'm freakishly tall and skinny.