/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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[Anonymous No.]

Reimu you stupid fucking soda shit.

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Well either has zero tits, so Reimu for armpits.

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Dr. Pepper is disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

i hate soda

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I've never even tasted Dr. Pepper in my life

For that reason I can't say

[Anonymous No.]

fufufu

me, or pancakes?
which do you like more?

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>>9174678
Fuck you.

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>>9174680

you haven't tasted Reimu either~

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>>9174682
you

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> Do you like me or Reimu?
That is a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, very very very bad question.

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Silver-Hawk

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This is certainly a contestant

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and Dr Pepper tastes pretty good, too

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>>9174693
>>9174697
i recongize the HELL out of that artwork! its the guy who does that epic cirno doujin

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>>9174704
I wish the Yukari doujin would hurry up and get translated.

[Anonymous No.]

what epic cirno doujin? :o

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>>9174713
http://exhentai.org/g/277134/5874ebd46e/
this one

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>>9174713
Wasteful bitch.

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>>9174758
I wonder, am I the only person that thinks Chaos;Head is better than Steins;Gate?

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>>9174772
Probably.

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>>9174728
>>9174728

Now that's just ridiculous.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvm3QXbsf4U#t=0m25s

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>>9174782
Call it what you will, I've fapped to it countless times.

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>>9174796
If I pick the pepsi then do I get the entire vending machine?

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>>9174772
I hope so.

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>>9174796
Keine, any day of the week. Pepsi is shit tier.

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>>9174811


RULES:

1. picking a soda, be it pepsi or dr pepper, will grant you a lifetime supply


2. picking a touhou will grant you an imaginary waifu


3. you must pick one

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>>9174822
Define imaginary. Can I still interact with her?

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>>9174833

its just a normal waifu man
stop making it so complicated
damn kids these days dont know any common sense and whatnot

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>>9174796

Since pepsi is a crappy soda. Keine

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>>9174841
Can't I just take the pop and still have a waifu in my head?

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Some1 post the original please its cute

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>>9174851
you dont HAVE to play

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>>9174664
Both are shit.

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>>9174851
No

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>>9174822
Keine is "eh" to me, I'll take the soda.

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Don't mind the filename.

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>>9174896
If I lick Suwako will I trip balls?

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>>9174664
Reimu
>>9174682
Pancakes
>>9174796
Keine
>>9174896
Suwako

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>>9174896
I can't disregard the filename. If I choose Suwako, do I get to drink her sweet juices?

Hardest choice so far in this thread, but I'll go with Suwako anyway.

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Dr. Pepper
Yuuka
Keine
wine

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>>9174896
I hate suwako, so I'll take 1772-chan.

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Dr.Pepper
Yuuka
Pepsi
Wine

Though if it was waffles instead of pancakes with Yuuka I would have to sleep on it.

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>>9174664
You know, you really got set up a harsh situation to put this choice to the test.

Lets say you are in the desert. Its insanely hot. Your throat is drier than British comedy. You stumble down a sand dune and see Reimu holding an icy cold can of Dr. Pepper.

The choice is obvious, right? You choose Reimu, snap her neck, cut open an artery, and drink her blood. THERE IS MORE OF IT. Plus its isotonic, whereas Dr Pepper would just further dehydrate you.

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>>9174934
The problem here is that you assume you can break Reimu's neck. She'd just fly away, leaving you to die once she realizes your intention.

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>>9174934
If I pick Reimu wouldn't she just laugh, throw the can in my face, and fly away (probably while pissing on me mid flight) anyways?

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>>9174934
>employing a /jp/sie has the strength required for that
especially one that is dying

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Me or Youmu, which do you like more?

YOU BETTA NOT SAY YOUMU, OR I MAKE YOUMU MAKE IT RAIN ON YOU

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>>9174934
"Reimu, let me drink the nectar from your ugly parts, I'll donate my entire savings account if you get me out of this desert alive and happy."

Shazam.

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>>9174966
>ugly parts
But I don't think she has enough saliva to sustain you in the desert.

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>>9174965
I want to feed Yuyuko burgers and wipe her mouth when she's done.

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>>9174934
Look at Reimu in that picture. She clearly already knows that I'm going to pick Dr. Pepper.

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>>9174980
This, but keep it up 'til she's too fat to get up. Then laugh at her.

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I want to build a hamburger machine and force feed Yuyuko like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3ZcZ2h4Ths&feature=player_detailpage#t=114s

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>>9174664
Dr. Pepper
I hate weeaboo shit.

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>>9174678
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>>9175008
>>9175204

Hey turbocunts, it's "Dr Pepper". No full stop. If an abbreviation ends with the same letter as the original word, you don't put a dot. e.g. "Mister" becomes "Mr". It makes no sense if you're not actually omitting anything at the end. "D.r" or "D'r" would be more logical.

Shame stupid Americunts don't understand basic rules like these, and insist on putting "periods" there because DERP SUM ABREVIASHIONS HAVE DEM AT TEH END DEY ALL SHUD.

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>>9175217
It makes sense that they all would, this shitty language already has enough nonsensical rules.

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>>9175217
Alright' Mr. Triple Nigger;

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>>9175217

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>>9175217
check out this spergmaster

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>>9175217
wow ur worse than an american for being autistic

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>>9175234
You shut your fucking face with your intentional mistakes you quintuple nigger. I bet you think you're tough and antagonising me, well guess what? You aren't. I probably made about seven punctuation mistakes in this post alone and I don't give a shit. I didn't claim to be an expect, I just think you fucktards should have some standards when it comes to a popular brand name written in the FUCKING ORIGINAL PICTURE.

In fact, I blame any mistakes I make on faggots like you because you're exactly the reason why standards is slipping. I don't give a shit that things change and evolve, you'll be the cunt complaining in twenty years when all your faggot friends talk unironically like teenage girls.