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>a friend invites me to his house
>start playing in front of me
>hardly kills the boss
>stares at me
>waiting for congratulations

I hate watching someone else play.

>> No.9172194

>>9172193
Replied because I love you Alice!

>> No.9172193
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9172193

>> No.9172196

>>9172192
he wants to fuck
what are you waiting for
suck his cock dude

>> No.9172198
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9172198

>same friends invites me to play F-Zero or something like that
>oops i lost your gamepad lol
>watch him playing like a fool and losing

>> No.9172201
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9172201

>still the same "friend"
>invites me because he got that "awesome multiplayer game"
>I go to his house
>IT'S A FUCKING MMORPG
>sit behind, watch him getting killed by level 1 enemy

>> No.9172209
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9172209

>again same friend
>"come on, I got brawl, it'll be funny"
>"urgh okay"
>kick his ass like the Fist of the North Star
>"can we play something else?"
>"sure"
>he starts playing that weeaboo shit, okami

>> No.9172218
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9172218

>this start, he start playing touhou
>"jesus christ, why do I even bother coming here anymore"
>he starts Scarlet Weath Rhapsody
>he looks at me
>"wanna play?"
>"sure"
>get my ass royally kicked
>he's been training for weeks

>> No.9172226
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9172226

>UNL is out
>he downloads it
>try playing online
>"someone wanna play UNL with me?"
>"THAT'S NOT ITS NAME YOU FUCKING NOOB"
>he invites me
>"hey, wanna play?"
>"pffff..."
>"there's Sanae."
>"COMING RIGHT NOW MOTHER FUCKER"
>he still kick my ass

>> No.9172240

>moves away
>start playing swr and soku online
>royally kick asses
>a challenger appears
>i get my ass kicked
>pretty sure it's him

>> No.9172245
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9172245

>finds the same guy
>play again and again against him
>finally beat him
>call his house to boast
>her mother tells me he's at the hospital
>...

>> No.9172282

Hello summer!

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9172362

>met him in hospital with broken hands
>has his laptop in hospital bed
>start playing in front of me
>hardly kills the boss
>stares at me
>waiting for congratulations

I hate watching someone else play.

>> No.9172389

>freind calls me on myspace
>asks if i want to come clubbing on friday
>doent want to be a nerd so i agree
>find this slut at the club
>le bone thw fuck out of her
>pull it uot and com on her face XDdD

>> No.9172397

>>9172389
>>freind calls me on myspace
Haha, nerd.
The cool place these days is “Twitter”.

>> No.9172403

Who the fuck are you guys quoting?

>> No.9172422

When did shitposting become unfunny?
2 years ago?

>> No.9172451

>>9172422
It was always unfunny. That's why it's called shitposting.

>> No.9172491

Wow, It's like I'm really on /v/!

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