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9169399 No.9169399 [Reply] [Original]

You are given a once in a lifetime opportunity by 4chan to travel to Japan, all expenses paid. Upon arriving, you go kinda wild due to sheer excitement.

Two days after arriving, you are caught by the police fapping on a Jap trap. As you know, the Japanese treasure their traps and don't take kindly to them being sullied by piggus.

You are quickly sentenced to death. Luckily though, your time on /jp/ wasn't all a waste as you made numerous contacts both in the US and Japan. Explain how you extricate yourself from this mess and make it back home alive.

>> No.9169419
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9169419

Escape to Comiket, lose the cops in the crowd while buying shit to scan and upload for /jp/. Then call my rich Nigerian uncle for cash to go home.

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9169453

It would be just like Harold and Kumar 2, escape to Akihabara.


Then I'd go to the wine spa.

>> No.9169457

>>9169453
I NEED TO GO THERE

>> No.9169459

I'd sell my trip on e-bay.

>> No.9169518

>>9169457
This is the place. http://www.yunessun.com/english/yunessun.html

>> No.9169570

Can this just be a titty monster thread?

>> No.9169573

>>9169570
>Can this just be a titty monster thread?

Sure, post em

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