/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Tell me about your NEET day, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I went outside and did normal people stuff. I didn't mind it at the time as much as I thought I would, but now I have a really weird feeling. Reality feels all complicated and surreal. Like I've just had some enema and now life is uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.]

First I wake up.
Took a piss.
I played Der Langrisser for five hours.
Took a shower.
Brushed my teeth.
???
Now on /jp/ and beating off.

[Moe !TRONurrVj. No.]

woke up
/jp/
now

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up
Played UFO for 10 hours
Currently browsing /jp/ until I fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up next your 2hu
fugged her
/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Hard day at the office, lots of work and people were a bit tense.
Someone showed us a video of an amputee penetrating a guy with her leg stump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168890
that is not neet

[Anonymous No.]

noon
woke up
tried reading a book on psychology
eating
overeating over daily norm
got depressed
histerical
i feel so fat
i check my weight
I'm still not overweight
calm myself down
try to write a story for about an hour
failing
playing osu
playing touhou
watching some anime
trying to write the story again
wining
but I got lost
fuck I ate again
getting hysterical again
playing some game for about an hour. or two hours. dunno
went outside to run
but it still is not night
there are people outside
shit
got depressed
tried running gave up
some people were staring at me
stop staring at me
to prove I don't care about them staring at me I walked near them
they said something to me
fuck I got stressed returned home historic again
tried playing touhou for about 2 hours but my hysteria only worsened
night fell
was so hysteric I couldn't calm down
a lot of shitty pseudophilosophical reminiscent thoughts
felt sleepy
went under the table
lied there for I don't know how long
calmed down, left the underthetable
sitting on /jp/ ever since
feeling good

day like every day
EVERY FUCKING DAY, /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Drifted into consciousness, my mum threw Milka Daim "Snax" at me. I took a drink of RC cola because my mouth was dry, it's still dry now. I went downstairs to use the toilet and look for food. There wasn't any to my fancy. There was a potato covered in tinfoil on the worktop for some reason.

Went back upstairs, watched youtube videos. Still watching youtube videos but browsing the internet at the same time now.

I will go and look more thoroughly for some food now; haven't had a meal in three days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168931
woah, are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

Who are you quoting with black text

[Anonymous No.]

I cancelled my GW2 pre-purchase.

[Anonymous No.]

I woke up at 10 or 11, ate breakfast then browsed this site. After that I played SR3 for a few hours. Then I went to my local Denny's to see if they were still hiring, they were not. I went to another place, but apparently it won't be open for business until later. In a couple of hours I will be going to the gym, and perhaps later tonight to a night club. And before anyone says anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168933
Am I you?

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up.
Two hours of Nazi Zombies.
Two hours of tennis with mother.
Four hours of gay Madoka smut.
Now.

In before >>>/v/, normal, faggot, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168979
Probably
I need to see a psychiatrist now

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168989
>>>/v/
Go away you normal faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I posted some homu threads.

[Anonymous No.]

woke up at two. drank a soda and

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168997
So. It was you.

Prepare to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168999

I only made two the last one was not me. I don't want to get banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168989
Get out, overweight 14 year old who listens to nothing but ACDC and hangs out with the Skateboarding crowd.

That's right, I'm on to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168931
Why don't you do sit-ups or push-ups in the safety of home?

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up at 1:30 pm.
Jacked it to 2D.
Get on computer.
Weigh myself. (5'6 270)
Walk down the street to order Chinese food.
Eating all of it in my room while browsing /jp/ and watching other people play video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168990
lol really?
You're not me I'd never thought to psychiatrist about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168996
>>9169003
Alright, alright! Sorry about the "inb4".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9168999

I am thinking about starting like one of these threads or the depression one for example and faking it so I can have an excuse to post homu throughout it.

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>>9169013
okay keep deluding you're self

[Anonymous No.]

>>9169004
I hate these and I don't want to be muscular

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>>9168931
How do you manage to do so much? I've been on /jp/ for nine hours straight, drinking coffee and giggling at shitposts. My life just blazes past my eyes. Even when I'm studying, six hours is fucking nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

woke up, tidied up house, washed sheets for first time in like 2 months, got a call from my doctor, watch touhou vids on nnd, /jp/

...I have to do a nerve study on Monday guys. I'm kind of nervous. The doctors think I might have fibromyalgia and/or degenerative disc disease.

[Anonymous No.]

Browsed Pixiv, mowed lawn, played Red Orchestra 2 with awful Russians, disassembled my Snider Enfield so I can start cleaning it, played more RO2.

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>>9168861
just woke up at 1AM.
my sleep phases are fucked up again. how did it come to this.
i wanna start sleeping at night, wat do. ;_;

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>>9168997
My homu schedule is totally out of whack. Who homu here?

[Anonymous No.]

Woke up about 10am.
Ate an icecream for breakfast.
Practiced guitar for an hour.
Spent rest of the day playing an mmo and watching kenshin
Took a break to fap at some point.
Also ate soup for dinner

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>>9169229
Skip one period of sleep and pass out at the right time using alcohol. It works, I've done it several times.