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Please hold me, /jp/.

Just for tonight.

>> No.9167854

>>9167838
but I am not the Strongest

>> No.9167853

DO YOU KNOW WHAT WAS BURIED UNDER SOLOMON'S TEMPLE?
AL-AQSA
THE NAME IS NOT COINCIDENTAL

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>>9167838
No

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>> No.9167859

Don't worry cirno, I will always be there for you

>> No.9167879
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All are welcomed in the loving arms of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

>> No.9167880

>>9167853
what

>> No.9167885
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come here little girl

>> No.9167893

>>9167879

is that goat

>> No.9167900

im so lonely on this pony

>> No.9167901

>>9167885
priapus pls go

>> No.9167905

>>9167885
Where and when was it that having a big dick was actually looked down upon?

I remember seeing some history of sex documentary and I remember they were saying something along the lines of that.

>> No.9167914

>>9167905
Back when you were forced to take dicks up your ass when you were growing up.

>> No.9167915

>>9167905
Romans thought it was a big joke to have oversize genitals.

>> No.9167918
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(:

>> No.9167928

>>9167915
Romans believed that large penises were indicative of low intelligence.
For example, black people have large penises, and asians have small ones (on average). So you can see where they were coming from.

>> No.9167941

>>9167928
Typical penis envy to this day.

>> No.9167947

>>9167928
I agree, my penis is short and i'm very smart.

>> No.9167963

It's because of blood flow.

Big wieners need more blood so that means less blood for your brain and blood is the fuel the brain needs for smartness.

>> No.9167969

>>9167963
Spoken like a man with a big dick, wanna meat up?

>> No.9167978

>>9167963
So all you need is more blood? Guess I'm visiting Remilia when I get to Gensokyo.

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>>9167918
hey squiddy, how are you today :3

>> No.9167983

/jp/ - dicks in general

>> No.9167985

Didn't Greece look down upon large genitals too? I think they used them for comic effect in artwork.

The actual desire for a larger penis is evolutionary, though. Similar to how pig disgusting statistically normal males actually like larger oppai.

But don't fret, my fellow tiny-penised /jp/ers. Watch this documentary:
http://vimeo.com/4619491

>> No.9167996

>>9167985
Don't worry, I have an above average in length penis.

>> No.9168010

>>9167982
im not squidy.. squidy is my friend.. i guess :/

>> No.9168022

>>9168010
you are squiddy don't lie xD

>> No.9168023

>>9168010
I thought he died.

>> No.9168025

>>9167996
>I have an above average in length penis.

I'd put my penis above your average and in your length, if you know what I mean.

>> No.9168027

The brain is the most important part of the body. With it you can create entire worlds around you.

The penis is unimportant. Why does the size of my penis matter when through visualization and focus I can view my penis as larger than it really is? All of this is the power of the mind.

>> No.9168033

>>9167853
heuheu imoral technike :D

>> No.9168038

>>9168027
Too bad other people won't delude themselves about your penis.

>> No.9168040

>>9168027
Your mind can't make your penis grow.

>the penis is unimportant
Spoken like a trueNEET wizard

>> No.9168046

>>9168027
Perhaps you were just offering it as an example, but the fact you'd want to fantasize yourself a larger penis is part of the problem.
In retrospect I'm glad I have a small penis because it taught me to be skeptical of everything sexual, which I think has benefited me and given me a more accurate view than well-endowed mansluts. There are probably all sorts of cognitive biases at work here, but I don't give a fuck.

>> No.9168050

>>9168022
im not

>>9168023
no.. he just leaves all the time.. makes me sad

>> No.9168055

>>9167985
>I think a lot of our insecurity about our penises comes from
>2) In the locker room, we see our own penises from a birds-eye-view perspective, and we see every other male's penis from the front. Even if everyone's penis were the same size, the difference of perspective would make our own look significantly smaller.

Heh.

>> No.9168063

>>9168050
I want to rape your slutty whore mouth so hard right now.

>> No.9168071
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>>9168046
But, Anon. Smaller dicks are easier to suck. You can gobble it all inside your mouth and feel its flush little foreskin at the back of your mouth. When you push your mouth over it harder, your tongue can stick out quite far and cup the balls while you suck on it. It's much more difficult to do that with a bigger one. You won't be able to have the same connection with the girl whose dick you're sucking.

>> No.9168075

>>9168055

IT'S CALLED FORESHORTENING,

MY PENIS JUST LOOKS SMALL, IT'S ACTUALLY PERFECTLY AVERAGE.

>> No.9168082

>>9168071
I wouldn't want that though, because I'm not a slut. That should be the one thing you took away from my post.

>> No.9168102

>>9168082
You don't have to want to suck them. But you should rest assured that lots of people would like to suck smaller ones. So you might get lucky~

>> No.9168181

>>9168063
no shut up

>> No.9168190

>>9168181
aww poor guy. dont let him bully you, ignore him

to make you feel better you can put your dick in my mouth if u want to, it will feel really good

>> No.9168193

>>9168181
WHAT YOUR FUCKING TONE

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