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Why can't I hold all these GOOD Scores /jp/?!?!!

www.destructoid.com/review-lollipop-chainsaw-229321.phtml
http://gematsu.com/2012/06/famitsu-review-scores-issue-1227

G0TTA GET IT!

>> No.9161004

>suda
>GOOD GAME

pick one

>> No.9161008
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Why can't Grasshopper make another good game like Killer 7?

This looks like boring, ironic hipster Tarantino "LOL TONGUE-IN-CHEEK" bullshit.

>> No.9161011

>>>/v/

>> No.9161020

>>9161008

Tarantino is anything but ironic.

>> No.9161068
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>>9161020

You don't think things like death proof and kill bill are based on being so stupid and kitschy that they're supposed to be good? That's called irony.

>> No.9161084

>suda
>destructoid
>famitsu

>> No.9161804
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9161804

Grasshopper is making a new game called Killer is Dead. It's not a sequel to Killer 7 but the artwork looks great. It's also confirmed to be published worldwide.

>> No.9161811

>>9161804
holy shit that artwork

>> No.9161815

Honestly, this looks so bad.

>> No.9161877

It looks fun as balls in an Army of Darkness way. People need to lighten up IMO.

>> No.9162000
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>>9161804

>> No.9162040

>>9161877
I feel like it's trying too hard.

>> No.9162044

>Suda stooping as low as to plagiarize Oneechanbara
>NOW WITH 600% more Tarantino-branded irony!

No thanks.
Also, taking review scores seriously is a retarded thing to do, OP.
Especially in this day and age when companies just pay magazines to write glowing praises about their products so they can have some "completely legit" quotes to plaster on the back of the box.

>> No.9162053

Why is she SO FUCKING UGLY.

My god.

>> No.9162056

>>9162044
> in this day and age
They've been doing it forever

>> No.9162171

>>9162053

This, manface, also looks like she's 28 and not a teen.

>> No.9163021

>>9161877
congrats on the marriage

>> No.9163031

>>9161877
see
>>9162040

The gameplay also looks painfully stiff and lame. And music by a guy who drinks his own piss and writes songs about cocks, poops, farts and dicks? I might as well just stay on /jp/ all day.

>> No.9163050

>>9161020
I would rather call him nostalgic

>> No.9163057

Famitsu scores are meaningless. They give high scores to trash.

>> No.9163070

>>9163031
>>And music by a guy who drinks his own piss and writes songs about cocks, poops, farts and dicks?

The HELL did you just say about Akira Yamaoka, punk?

>> No.9163093

>>9163070
You're thinking of Shadow of the Damned. Skrillex does Lollipop Chainsaw's music.

>> No.9163116

>>9163093
That's pretty gay if true.

I was getting this game for the horror b-movie stuff, the Masou Shoujo costume, and Yamaoka's music (he was in the credits last I checked).

>> No.9163122

dear blog: today i thought i went on /v/ but i actually went to /jp/! lol ho about that!

>> No.9163124

>>9163122
See ya later.

>> No.9163126

>>9163124

Bye

>> No.9163128

I think I'd have more fun with God of War or Dante's Inferno (I never played either).

I think this game is just trying too hard with it's big tits flopping around and saying fuck every other word.

>> No.9163159

>>9163128
Dude I love tits exploding everywhere in my games and animes, but I don't think this game has that much compared to the other stuff you mentioned.

>> No.9163217

>>9163093
I thought it was the Mindless Self Indulgence's singer. I've never heard about Skrillex writing songs about that stuff.

>> No.9163226

game looks like SHIT the new Devil May Cry is the only good game coming out soon

>> No.9163229

>>9161004

I played No More Heroes once and It was shit. Fucking Nintendo nerds trying to hype up a mediocre game as being one of the gems of the console's library.

>> No.9163242

>>9163226

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1P__R1IvkY#t=1m57s

>> No.9163244

>>9163229
>It capitalized for no reason
Normally this doesn't rustle my jimmies. Normally.

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>>9163226

>> No.9163251

suda game so you know the gameplay is shit, the main character is ugly, and it has music by that faggot from MSI, this is literally shit in a game case.

>> No.9163252

>>9163242
FUCK YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.9163259

>>9163217

You're correct. It's Jimmy Urine. Nothing to do with Skrillex.

And the game looks like complete tryhard garbage. It's like video games can't grow up or expand into anything worth playing. Gaming is dead, fellas.

>> No.9163257

>>9163229

If it was released on the PS3 or 360 first it would have been critically panned.

>> No.9163276

>>9163259
Everything is dead according to you, anon.

I think it's your depression at work.

>> No.9163292
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>>9163242
This game has to be a goddamn joke

>> No.9163295

>>9163259
>Gaming is dead

which is why i am making one

>> No.9163296

>>9163295
what genre, sparky?

>> No.9163299

>>9163295
You're making a gaming?

>> No.9163308
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9163308

I had fun once. It was awful.

>> No.9163322

Another game with shitty gameplay and pervert pandering as the only appeal??
Oh boy, that's just what we need to spam on /jp/

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>>9163295

I can't wait to see your shitty RPGmaker game, sparky.

>> No.9163328

>>9163296
2d side scrolling craziness

>> No.9163335

I'd play the HELL out of Sparky's game!

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>>9163328

Sounds even more dull. But describe it, so I may criticize you and your efforts.

>> No.9163342

>>9163336
don't make fun of sparky, stupid nerd.

>> No.9163345

>>9163299
He's mentally challenged. Also, ban evader.

>> No.9163359

http://piratepad.net/ep/pad/view/ro.aAFMGtegAoU/latest

details about my game

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>>9163242
>fuck you
>fuck you
>fuck youuuu
10/10

>> No.9164308

Looks really fun and I am going to be buying it. That Juliet is hot as HELL.

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