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Is this correct /jp/?


If patchy is your waifu then you are in love with smart bitches
If alice is your waifu then you are in love with grim dark and edgy bitches
If baka is your waifu then you are in love with stupid loli bitches
If mei ling is your waifu then you love azn bitches
If youmu is your waifu then you love goth bitches
If yuyuko is your waifu then you love gluttony bitches
If marissa is your waifu then you love stupid flirty whore ntr-ing you everyday, any time
If chen is your waifu then you in love with pure and innocence loli girl
If remilia is your waifu then you love gothic loli girl
If flan is your waifu then you love insane batshit gothic loli girl
If kaguya is your waifu then you are in love with neet gir.....wait no that is your delusion the truth is, the only reason you into kaguya because you self pity yourself for becoming a neet, was once a neet or already a neet. Everytime you look at her it reminds of you and your past, sadly you cant let it go and it become a part of you.
If your waifu is sakuya, you surely must be madly in love with flat chest bitches. I aint jesting about it.
If your waifu is nitori, you love children whom like to bring a big bag goes to school. You my sir have weird fetish.
If your waifu is yuugi, you love drunkard bitches
If your waifu is sawako, you are in love with cute and pure loli girl

>> No.9155945

>>9155940

If your waifu is iku, oh fuck it you only like her because her name reminds of you about cumming
If your waifu is rinnosuke, son you are gay
If your waifu is utsuho, you like stupid bitches
If your waifu is tenshi, wait nobody like her....lets skip this one
If your waifu is mokou, you have great taste on woman
Suika is your waifu? What makes you to love a drunkard loli?
If yukari is your waifu, you love mature woman
If your waifu is reimu, you are a sick man whom have weird fetish toward armpits. You basically love anyone with the perfect armpit which you are looking for neither is a she or he. Shame on you, now you watch my little ponies.
If your waiffffuuuuuuu issssssss frrrrroooooooommmm annnnyyyyyyyy 2huuuuuu seeeerrrrriiiieeeeesssss then anata wa no life

>> No.9155964
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If Sanae is your waifu then you are in love with a kind, charming AND beautiful girl

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9155969

You forgot:

>If any Touhou is your waifu, you belong in /a/

Now, frig off to >>>/a/

>> No.9155972

No Reisen? Fuck you.

>> No.9155975

>>9155969
ur hardcore dude

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>>9155964
yep you keep thinking that.

>> No.9155985

>Shame on you, now you watch my little ponies.
This quote reminds me of a flash i seen at /f/ eons ago....

>> No.9155991

>>9155980
why are her arms so short?

>> No.9155999
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I'm in love with Utsuho, because I love nuclear sex bombs.

>> No.9155994

>If your waifu is mokou, you have great taste on woman
>If kaguya is your waifu then you are in love with neet gir.....wait no that is your delusion the truth is, the only reason you into kaguya because you self pity yourself for becoming a neet, was once a neet or already a neet. Everytime you look at her it reminds of you and your past, sadly you cant let it go and it become a part of you.
Mokou fag are the worst troll ever

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>>9155999

>> No.9156063

>If your waifu is mokou, you have great taste on woman
Mah nigga.

>> No.9156216

Chen is my waifu.

>> No.9156365

>>9155945
Hey fuck you mate I love Tenshi, she's awesome.

>> No.9156375

Marisa became superhuman through hard work and singleminded dedication.

You're a fool.

>> No.9156378

>If youmu is your waifu then you love goth bitches


what

>> No.9156387

>>9156375
Yeah but you check that Harem, a traditional Mormon's head would explode.

>> No.9156396

>>9156387
So, let' say you'd have alot of friends and they would all like you, would that mean that you have a harem?

>> No.9156406

>>9156396
Yeah pretty much when they all love you and you knowing seek "fun" from all of them, then yes.

>> No.9156448

The other day the "I'll tell who u are if u tell me ur fav toho", now this shit
what the fuck is happening here? shitposting was clearly only pretending stupidity until now.
this is on a whole now level of infantilism.
what the fuck.

>> No.9156468

Smart bitches master race right here

>> No.9156482

>>9156448
illegal immigrants

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B-But I'm not a NEET.

>> No.9156502

>>9156406
Even if they are all bulky man?

Also I don't date "bitches", if anything I'd date lovely maiden with lovely personalities

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9156571

What if Unzan is mai waifu?

>> No.9156593

>No yorihime or ran

Fucking casuals.

>> No.9156601

>>9156571
ur gay

>> No.9156649

No, no. It's "If youmu is your waifu then you love soft girls." I wouldn't say any of the Touhous are bitches because they're all unique and cool and nothing like real women.

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>>9155945

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