NEET Therapy

[Anonymous No.]

Use this thread to tell us your problems.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to work tomorrow, I miss so much my NEET life, but I need money.

[Anonymous No.]

No money to become NEET

[Anonymous No.]

My main probleam is that your fuggin ghey.

[Anonymous No.]

No money

[Anonymous No.]

My foot itches but I'm too lazy to take off my shoe and tie it again

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153894
>>9153896
>>9153901

No-money-mind

NICE LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153903
>wearing shoes

the fugg is wrong wit u

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153903
You wear shoes in your house? So dirty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153903

Why you wearin' shoes if you're sittin' inside, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153903
Why would you be wearing shoes in the house?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153912
>>9153915
>>9153916
No-shoe-mind

EBIN LOL

[Anonymous No.]

I am too lazy to learn nipponese moonrunes and can't play touhou on the harder modes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153926
>>9153916
>>9153915

I gotta look presentable for my waifu at all times nigga

[Anonymous No.]

I think of stupid stuff i did in the past and i get overwhelmed with shame.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

I've had 99 subscribers on youtube for a few days now and I need one more to satiate my autism

[Anonymous No.]

I have no piss bottles and I need to pee but I'm in a really comfortable position

help

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting into uni this summer.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a cut on my lip

[Anonymous No.]

Get a job, lazy faggot.

Hikkis need therapy. NEETs need to get out.

[Anonymous No.]

My family is composed of ignorant asshats (except a select few); my schooling is going to slow (college/uni); probably gonna take a trip to Gensokyo one of these days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153943
Anything in particular? I always think of people who liked me in high school, people I drove away. I think they're all pretty successful now.

That makes me pretty upset, somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153962
That sucks man..... How did it happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153962
Did you get that sucking cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153962
Has it stopped bleeding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153979
I was sucking some guys cock and he cut me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153987
not cool dude

[Anonymous No.]

My probem is spiders.

[Anonymous No.]

Former alcoholic (1st day sober). Now it's my turn to pity you people with your petty problems.

Not a NEET though

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153987
Do you have your AIDS vaccine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154006
>Former alcoholic (1st day sober)

I fell of my chair cuz i couldn't and cant stop laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154009

rofl

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154006
Any reason for the spoilers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153999
>999

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make a game, so I can finally stop being so poor. I'm using love right now and having trouble with the language.
Wonder if rape is a good topic for games if I want to make money. I feel like not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154017
>Wonder if rape is a good topic for games
yes
>if I want to make money
no

[Anonymous No.]

I just need some way to get money, but no place wants to hire me. I've applied every where possible near by.

I think I might write some blog about my reclusive life, sort of whoring myself out as a circus animal. Maybe it'd get popular and I could make money off affiliate marketing and ads. Then maybe I could use the blog as experience and look for freelance writing jobs.

I don't need a lot of money. I'd like to have $800 a month but I could survive on $600 if I was forced to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154027
NO NO STOP TAKING MY IDEAS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154017
Just start a kickstarter so you can become successful like http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/566429325/tropes-vs-women-in-video-games

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154027
We tried to do that long ago with the blogger ring. It didn't work and we ended as poor as we started.

I got 200 bucks in like 6 months, and luckily didn't get banned from adsense like a lot of others /jp/ers

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154015

Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe you guys could put your heads together and solve the witch's epitaph. 20 billion yen should be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154050
I'm not just trying to do some get rich quick blogger circle thing, I mean try to work on the blog over the period of a year or so. And then branch off into freelancing while maintaining it. Adsense wouldn't be the main source of income, just one fraction of it.

My reasoning is that because I have infinite free time, I could write for several different things and make a little bit of money from each one. Of course that's work, which is why I haven't done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154065
Ah, good luck then. If you are taking it seriously, then please don't hesitate in using anything on your hands to be popular. I'm really shy so I only posted my stuff in a couple forums, before I started getting hits from outside the circle. And even if I didn't posted there, a large part of my visits came from reddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154027
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Hunger_Artist

[Anonymous No.]

I'm lonely, but too shy to seek anyone out.

I have a buddy but when he isn't online I feel very sad.

[Anonymous No.]

Generation Y only cares about not looking stupid. I have no place within this courtesan culture.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so dull that I can't even make friends online

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154101
I wish I could talk my online friends, they are just there, not talking to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154101
Hello. I'm the post right above you. Do you want to be my friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154095
>>9154101
Why don't you become gay for each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154101
Same.

I've tried talking to some /jp/ers in games but I feel bad since they're the ones who always have to initiate and keep the conversations going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154095
>>9154101
Maybe you could make an email address (with no personal details of course) and just throw it in the email field in your posts occasionally? Never know when another person in the same position will just email you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153941
Those might be the least presentable Oxfords I've seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154109
>>9154113
Okay. Email field.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154113
What if you are raped by the feared NEET rapist?

[Anonymous No.]

I have nothing better to do than draw kanji with my brush pen all day. And I suck at it. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154113
I did that before and a few people messaged me. It was fun talking to them even about mundane things, but they all stopped except the guy I said was my friend in my other post. We talk a lot, but I feel dependent on him because I am a bit sad when he isn't on.

I think I'm going to grow into a full on yandere for someone, someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154122
That's kind of hard (to get raped), considering most of /jp/ never leave their house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154128
http://daigotorena.moo.jp/lesson/bushu-hen1.htm

here you go, handwriting guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154125
I'll talk to you if you give me your email address...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154138
Thanks, i'll check it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154139

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154122
It's not rape, because you want it, little slut~

>>9154125
I'd say to be persistent and just, every now and then, post it. Even if they stop responding, at least it was something interesting and out of the ordinary.

Keyword every now and then. If it's all over the place you'll look like an attention whore.

>>9154118
If my email address didn't have my full name in it, I'd email you... I'm going to make a secondary one at some point...

[Anonymous No.]

I am pretty sure I have a mood disorder but only certain things trigger it, so maybe I don't. Should I talk to someone about this and/or get drugs?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm out of games to play. It's so hard to get into playing them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154118
I tried but it failed to deliver...it says your e-mail doesn't exist..

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154107
Ok, but the though of emailing someone makes me so nervous that my stomach hurts so we'll be /jp/ friends.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9154164
Do what I do, play games you already played for nostalgia until you hate them.

The idea of playing Super mario 64 again or Megaman X-X3 sickens me already.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug and be near Lisa Germano but I dont know were she lives and she will end up hating me because she does not know me.

I wish I could hold her just once.

[Anonymous No.]

A nigger stole my Vaio with all my doramas, vn and animu when coming back from uni.

Watdo?

[Anonymous No.]

I got denied for autism bucks. Now I feel ashamed and truly worthless. Suicide by the end of the month by hanging. No ``helium asphyxiation'' pussy death for me. I want them to see the look on my face as I dangle from the rope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154206
I thought when a person was hanged they died instantly because it snaps their neck, not because they're strangled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154212
Not always.

[Anonymous No.]

I've always thought about emailing some of the guys posting their email adresses, but I'm too afraid they'd be like the faggots in IRC groups or they'd only talk about shit games I don't care for such as LoL, DotA2 and D3.

>>9154212
That's only long-drop hanging, and not always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154206
If you are worried about something stupid like that you should probably know that a lot of people would consider suicide a "pussy death" in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154212
Only if done correctly using an ideal setup and a calculated drop based off the weight of the individual.

Otherwise it is a very painful and slow death via asphyxiation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154214
The way >>9154206 wrote it made it seem like he was just going to choke himself to death.

[naitoknaito No.]

>>9154212
If done right is instantaneous but get it done wrong and will have a painful, slow choking death.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get the new MBP that is getting announced tomorrow but that would mean all the money I've saved up in the past several months would be gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154212
Depends on the height. Some people are idiots and hang themselves by just sort of sliding off whatever they were standing on and being painfully strangled to death for a bit, other times the drop just wasn't enough to actually snap the neck.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to probably get scammed on Tuesday and I dont even care.

I went down to my local AT&T store a few days ago to go recycle some old phone chargers. I meet a guy there named Dave.

Dave is pretty cool. He talks a little fast, and interrupts me sometimes when we're talking, but he seems pretty chill. We talk a little about Apple and the new IOS

Dave says I'm pretty chill guy. Trade numbers. We peace.

Couple days later, Dave sends me text. Says he wants to meet so he can show me how to make money on the internet.

Tell him sounds like scam. He replies with "lol". Tells me not to worry.

I'm gonna meet him on Tuesday at a Panera Bread. Dont even know what to expect. Not like I have anything better to do though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154216
Have you ever successfully committed suicide? Shut up kid you don't know what you're talking about. Suicide is the manliest honorable death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153957

I'll sub. link

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154206
If I say "don't do it" everyone will whine at me because that's how /jp/ is. If I were going to kill myself it'd be drowning because it turns me on. People tell me "but it's painful" but I don't see why you need to take pain into account for suicide.

Still, I'd rather nobody on /jp/ actually kill themselves.

>>9154218
You probably would get a few circle jerking faggots (who already have lots of friends to talk to), but you can ignore them. Your goal is to find someone worth talking to, and I don't see why it couldn't happen with enough patience.

>>9154238
Sounds like the start of a sitcom. You can't let this experience pass you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9153975
>Get a job
Come on, even as a college student working two part time jobs, I'm at least aware enough of how shitty the job market is for people without a college degree. Even for those with an undergraduate degree, it's shit.

I'm sure you're trolling, but I can't help but reply. Hikkis need therapy, but therapy is expensive and hard to come by, so forget that option. NEETs usually have severe social anxiety and many can't get out even if they want to.

[Anonymous No.]

I had to give up on my NEET life a while back and get a job. my parents are getting old, as am I, and there was no other way out except the rope

life is so much worse. I hate working. I have some money but I'd rather save it. In the end normal life has all of the disadvantages with none of the benefits. In fact, I'd say it has MORE disadvantages because you have to interact with people, make yourself presentable, etc. I wish I could stay on the computer until 4 or 5 AM. I enjoyed the peace and quiet so much. I would download old RPGs or strategy games and go full autism on them, I'd have iron man runs, marathons... I'd play games 80 hours a week. Now I barely have the time to play anything, I'd rather spend what free time I have left browsing 4chan, counting down the minutes until I have to go to bed.

enjoy your NEET life while it lasts.

eventually it will be your turn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154238
TellIng you his secret on how to make money after just making money? Probably a pyramid scheme or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154273
That's what I'm thinking. I'm not TOO worried though, since I know where he works. But yeah, it's probably some scam like that. If it is one, I'm trying to think of something to do to mess with him. Cant think of anything

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever been so depressed you got mad at everything?

[Anonymous No.]

I've basically got until the end of the year to get a house flipped and sold, completely by myself or else I'm completely financially sunk.

If it takes too long, it's exit bag time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154269
Not this old soldier. NEET or death. You're just a repressed normal who'll change his perspective on life as soon as he finds a ``gf'' and gets ``laid''

[Anonymous No.]

My doctor said I have high blood pressure, but I have been doing tests this weekend as he commanded but everything says Im normal right now. This is confusing

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154288
Sometimes.
At least I can use it to take my mind off not being able to enjoy anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154300
Whitecoat hypertension?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154238
Make sure you're packing in case he's a murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

waiting for my Sailor Fuku to arrive in the post is terribly frustrating

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154279
If he says anything that remotely sounds like a scam, rip your shirt off and box him into oblivion with your bulging muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154308
Alternatively, you could rape him

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154302
Does that really happens???? Because doctors and neddles scare me a lot. That stupid bracelet also make me really nervous and I have to bite my hand to endure it

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154311
It does. I have high blood pressure issues too and they did other tests to make sure it wasn't that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154320
Oh I see, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm sick though. My life is a mess, I enjoyed eating junk food and never dis any exercises. I'm surprised I'm 29 and not dead

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>9154250
I don't want to post my own stuff on /jp/, and it's not necessary anyway because somebody just subscribed. (´･ω･`)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154338
I bet I already know your channel. And who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154269
I've always liked working. It made me feel less like a drain on society, and I get to interact with people. Even if it is as just a store clerk. I probably come across as a creepy robot, but I don't know how to "act" outside as anything other than a professional.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want to study for my exam tomorrow. ;_; I just want to play video games and browse /jp/. Being NEET is suffering.

[Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA No.]

>>9154347
I don't really try to hide it

[Anonymous No.]

I'll throw in, I guess. NEET shut-in for 5 years reporting in. I became a shut-in at the end of High School when i joined the university and got my second job, I hate being a NEET, my gf and coworker constantly complain to me about my seclusion but they dont understand, nobody understands, fucking normals... Several days ago while i was hosting a house party one of my school mates was telling me about some piece of cinema he watched. It was disgusting, I can not understand how these normalfags can enjoy such shallow means of entertainment, I didn't say anything though i dont want anyone to find out that i'm a NEET shut-in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154206
but like, definitely? can't you get an appeal? (if that's how it's called in that case? my english fails me but you should know what i'm talking about)

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154393
What do we have here, a normalfag hating normalfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154399
It is a pasta to make fun of normalfags treating NEET as a status symbol when they have jobs and class to attend to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154206
You feel worthless because they decided you're not entirely worthless? I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154206
Remember to leave a note saying you decided to go to gensokyo due to the govt rejection.
It will make future NEETs application approval easier.

[Anonymous No.]

my main problem is waiting for weed killer to do its business so i can start building my NEET shack in my parents' garden

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154403
NEET is a status symbol, silly. That's why I became a NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

NORMALFAG SCUM GET OUT

[Anonymous No.]

My teeth are bad and when I have to go to the dentist I get suicidal thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154393
Ignorance is a bliss

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154185
Why did no one else acknowledge this post? I want just as much attention as that suicide guy as well ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154447
Frig off nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154447
my guess is nobody knows who this girl is so they can't relate

[Anonymous No.]

I am tired and I really want to sleep
But I have to wait until 2 for my flanfly thread

[Anonymous No.]

I want to learn japanese but I don't know whats a good place to start.

[Anonymous No.]

le fu

[Anonymous No.]

my body is falling apart more every day.

[Anonymous No.]

I decided to become a truNEET. Last week I dropped out of college, quit my part time job, deleted my facebook and moved in with my parents. I guess my main problem now is i don't know where all the cool neets hang out on the net besides /jp/. where do I get acquainted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154517
same chair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154540

ufufufufufuufu
i could use a new mattress, /jp/.
i see my imprint in it.

[Anonymous No.]

I got fat when I became NEET. I always thought I would get emaciated. And I HATE fat people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154593
I got thinner when I became a NEET. I thought I'd get fatter, but even though I ate more I never actually gain any weight. I only lose more and more every passing year. I used to be a fat 190 pound 5'9" fatass. Now I'm a 140 pound 5'11" thin dude. I guess sleeping all day made me taller or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154160
I feel sad that no one responded, please respond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154676
Don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154676
Well what do you mean by mood disorder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154619
>though I ate more I never actually gain any weight.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE LIKE YOU.
GODDAMN, YOU FUCKING PEOPLE PISS ME OFF.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

money

money solves all problems

and I don't have any

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154676
Drugs will change your problems into different problems. But will those new problems be manageable? Take some and see. Personally I experiment with a cocktail of different drugs till I turn into a hulking monstrous viking berserker.

No luck so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154681
My mood fluctuates randomly from angry to depressed, not all the time mind you and most of the time I am very indifferent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154703
I hate when people say that you can't buy happiness.
'Cause I'm pretty sure taht I can. The addition of more money would literally improve every area of my life (even family and friendships, because I'd be able to travel more and see them all).

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a neet but I think the main reason you people stay as parasites then get depressed when youre contributing to society is you lack motivation in, life.

Didn't you have hopes and dreams once?

What happened to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154725
I hoped and dreamed that I'll never have to suffer like my parents do for me.

And I'm living that dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154725
Too many dreams and possibilities that I folded under the pressure to succeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154725
Fuck off with your self-help spiels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154725
My life goal doesn't involve money and will take a practically a lifetime to achieve. I work towards it every day but it's so slow and I know I won't see the results for 30-40 years (if I don't die unexpectedly). So I sometimes get depressed in the mean time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154710
Probably worth seeing a doctor about. They might refer you to a mental health expert.

Worth a shot if there's a chance there's something out there that'll make you feel better.

>>9154725
Must be great not having any real problems in life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154731
Earning a keep in life is suffering?

Aren't you suffering through your pointless, lonely existence already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154741
And what would that goal be? Dying alone of old age?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154753
I didn't earn my life though, it was free. Why should I need to earn my continued existence? If I die, I die and that's the end of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154725
My dream is to not be the worst off in my family and considering I'm not addicted to women or almost a million dollars in debt, I'm set.

Also, congratulations on finishing a self help book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154743
Because I don't let the world get me down I must have no problems?

Not everyone's as weak willed as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154777
> let the world get me down
That's not how it works, you piece of shit.
This isn't just like your little movies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154777
>weak willed

HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154768
A better question is: why should the world provide for you?
>>9154775
I have never read a self help book.

[Anonymous No.]

Horribly jealous of people more successful than me and I've tried every method to keep myself from doing it.

I become obsessed with successful people, trying to find some flaw in them that validates me being better than them in some way. But I don't really get any joy from this; it's a hunger that can't be sated.

It's really sick behavior and I've considered seeing a psychotherapist for it.

[Anonymous No.]

Please stop responding to the "enlightened" normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154782
How does "it" work then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154799
Who said it should? It just does and I just take it, no questions asked. Like I said, if the world stopped feeding me I'd probably starve to death and that's the end of my life. I don't get all worked up about it like you do, disgusting normal.

Go buy another sports car or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154816
If you don't understand for yourself, stop trying to "help" others.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9154723
yeah i'm pretty sure that the only people who say that money can't buy happiness don't actually know what to do with their money

[Anonymous No.]

this thread sucks ass, y'all fuckin' faggots. eat shit, bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154725
i just realized they are impossible to achieve (and most of them pretty much an equivalent of suicide). dwelling on this would just make me more depressed, so i figured it's best to just try to forget them.

and i never found any new, actually possible dreams to replace them with. everything i try eventually feels meaningless because it won't make me happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154822
If you don't think you deserve it, why are you perpetuating it?
>>9154827
I never tried to help anyone. All I did was ask a few questions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154837
It's not that "Money can't buy happiness", because money can buy happiness. But you don't have to buy happiness. What I mean is, with or without money, you can be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154854
What is wrong with your brain?

If I can take it easy I sure as damn hell will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154861
So, youre saying you're shameless enough to be a leech on someone who, for what reason or another, refuses to pull you off?

Actually...

"Anon, I brought you a hot pocket"
"No mom. Today, I work for myself!"
*Try to get up, fail.*
*Realize years of sloth has left your leg muscle as nothing while your fat is just the opposite*
Take hot pocket, resume posting on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154905
Imagine me however you like, that's the only thing you can do anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154905
Your posts are hilariously bad, even relative to the already low quality of the average /jp/ post.
I hope you are a troll and no one this stupid actually exists.

[Bernkastel !!8eF6CGNIpsC No.]

>>9154859
sure i can be happy without money

if i had a great house, a car, a great computer with internet,and an unlimited supply of food and drink, all for free, then i'd be happy even without money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154905
HOT

POCKETS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154914
So stupid as to what? Ask someone why they're the way they are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154921
HOT POCKETS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154905
>>>/soc/

[Anonymous No.]

My biggest problem is that I want a daki but can't find one I like. I don't know where to find art that would be appropriate for one either.
It sucks because none of the characters I like have good ones, but I'm really lonely at night and can't sleep without cuddling something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154935
HOT POCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154932
Your posting is 4 year old asking questions grade.

>Why are you like this?
Because, johnny...
>Why?
Because of this
>Why?
Because of that
>Why?
Because if this and that then this
>Why?
Shut up and go play in traffic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154941
Suck on this
*whips out hot pocket*

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154944
Make sure it's cooked first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154939
...
it took me a while to realize i misread something.
>My biggest problem is that I want a child but can't find one I like. I don't know where to find art that would be appropriate for one either.
>My biggest problem is that I want a child but can't find one I like.
>I want a child but can't find one I like.
...
what the fuck brain. seriously, what the the fuck.
why would you even do that, it's not even close. at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154942
Hey, utter failure on a societal standpoint is a deep rabbit hole. The answers I was getting only led to more questions, so I asked THOSE questions etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154975
>The answers I was getting only led to more questions
Not the anon you were talking to, but ever wondered why? Maybe you should consider the option that your questions itself are fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9155009
Really, they boil down to "How did you end up this way" and "Why do you allow it to perpetuate" with branching questions from those.

A few anons really brought their fangs out after the 2nd question, have I struck a, nerve?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to exercise so my body stops withering away but it's too cold to go outside, should I just do a shit on of situps? I just want some meat on my bones so I'm not cold all the time ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9155080
>>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>9155080
Maybe eat some.

[Anonymous No.]

Regarding the money doesn't buy happiness. That's because the feeling of happiness simply doesn't last. Eventually you'll go back to whatever your default state of mind is as new worries take the place of your money troubles.

That aside money makes everything easier and my dream is to have enough of it that I never have to work a day in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9155043
ur mom's a whore

[Anonymous No.]

dat sum chen

[Anonymous No.]

I bump threads.

[Anonymous No.]

Should I take Russian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158789
No, if you don't know Japanese then that. If you do then don't anyways...just because.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158817
Fuck Japanese, too difficult, not enough application.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158834
>too difficult

And you want to learn Russian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158849
Russian is not that difficult. Ortography can fuck you over, but it follows the same sentence structure as most latin languages.

Oh wait, it's murrika time. You guys only know english. Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158858

Are you Russian? Nearly all Russians I met mentioned how difficult Russian is and I'm inclined to agree with them. The 6 cases and the irregular grammar alone are sounding pretty horrifying to me.

And no, I'm not American.

[Anonymous No.]

chen my love
pls come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154695

Take it easy.

The only problem I have right now is the occasional spider that finds its way into my room. I'm absolutely terrified of them but I feel really bad when I kill them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158901
Why would you kill Spider-san? He just wants to make a nice web and catch those nasty bugs for you ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154619
Oh hey, you're just like me. I'm like 58kg and hardly ever in my life have I eaten vegetables. Fast food is my favourite food. I think my mother and sister secretely hate me for this, but I know when I get to thirty and my metabolism's rate decreases I'll die of diabetes-related complications.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting really bored these days and feeling very depressed, I don't have anything to do, the only thing I currently enjoy is listening to music.

Probably I'll start learning Japanese again in a few days to kill my free time.

Being a NEET is suffering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158918
>still enjoys things

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158916
>>9154619
You've never truly eaten "a lot" in your life. You're not eating near as much as you think. Nothing to do with "metabolism".

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158920
I eat five meals a day, Three of which are bowls of cereal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158920
This.

Here in the UK we have a point-and-laugh reality show called Supersize vs Superskinny, and it's always amazing how poorly the skinny people eat. It's all sugary snacks and fast food, but it's because they eat it in place of other things.

Count your calories. People who have "a good metabolism" are usually wrong about themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no motivation to do anything. How do I reverse this?

>>9158918
except for the depressed part (I'd replace it with general anxiety) we could be the same person. Music is the only thing I really care about these days. Today I stumbled upon a site that teaches Japanese and thought I should try learning it again, but I quit the first time because of a lack of motivation and I'm almost certain I'll quit again.

[Anonymous No.]

Aside from the typical NEET problems, I'm kinda attracted to an eleven
year old...

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158981
Typical NEET problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9158981
>3D
hi pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>9154710
Yeah, I feel like that. I spontaneously get angry about the stupidest things to the point of throwing shit around, and then I feel depressed.

I blame it on the idleness but I'm not even sure about that.

[Anonymous No.]

I love /jp/ but I'm always afraid I'll ruin it by posting

[Anonymous No.]

tryin to get job
go to subway to put in application
told to go to apply to this subway too and this place and this place.
Told the movie theater nearby is hiring.
ask who and when she heard that.
begins to yell at me
Realizing more and more that i hate my 2 friends who live by me.

[Anonymous No.]

I recently realized something extremely, extremely obvious.
Everything I do (including 99.9% of the files on my PC) falls under one of four categories.
-Literature
-Videogames
-Manga/Anime/VNs/That-kind-of-thing
-Music

That's all I've done in this last decade. And you could even say they're all the same thing: consuming fantasies through my eyes and ears. Until now I thought I had some variety. Now I realized that's a lie.

But it'd be hard getting another hobby. I only continue to do these four things because that's what I liked doing when my mind was more or less healthy. Well, music is an exception, but even then, I mostly listen to music from Japan.
The exit is obvious: Branch off, get at least one interest that takes me out of the house. But there's nothing I'd like to do. I just don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9159028
There are other hobbies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>9159045
That seems to be the case, yes. But they're not for /jp/. At least not for me.