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9149355 No.9149355[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

It says here that you're a fuckin' nerd?

>> No.9149359 [DELETED] 

It also says I fucked your mom.

Oh man your face when you read that fucking owned.

>> No.9149363

I feel like it is literally 1 guy, maybe 2-3 max, that are doing this "fuck you nerd", and "ur mom" shit.

I genuinely believe that.

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>>9149363
It's only one, I took my trip off so it looks like it's 2 people.

>> No.9149370

>>9149363
lol u sound a bit buttblasted is it cause my hard penis in ur anus

>> No.9149374

>>9149363
Get a load of this nerd.

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Found this on google and thought it was funy so im gonna post it here. hope people save it and use it ^^

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>>9149380
>>9149387
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>> No.9149432

>>9149363
>I genuinely believe that.
I genuinely fucked your mom, son

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>> No.9149455

>>9149432
While you fucked mine I ate out your mommies brown star and she shat in my mouth but jokes on her cuase i liked it

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>> No.9149475

I laughed at this because it was unexpected.

Time to kill myself.

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>>9149475
Comedy is all about the timing and catching people off guard. You should study up on it.

Maybe one day you'll be able to make shit threads on my level like this one and bring laughter to /jp/, as well.

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>> No.9149517

Why would anyone write that on their resume?

>> No.9149529

>>9149517
It's a joke, retard.

>> No.9149534

>>9149517
Nowadays its hard getting a job. saying stuff about how you have a high school diploma or even a college degree does not cut it most of the time.

>> No.9149535

>>9149529
....joke?

Is that some new form of trolling or something?

>> No.9149537

>>9149529
It's not a joke fuck face. This shit is serious.

Quit fucking about, douche.

>> No.9149548 [DELETED] 

If you live in NYC or area please call:

212-RECRUIT

>> No.9149543

>>9149517

I imagine it would be writing things on your resume which would point to said fact.

>> No.9149555 [DELETED] 

>>9149548

Do you have what it takes to join New Yorks finest?

>> No.9149561

>>9149548
I went to New York once.

They're all as rude as they're stereotyped to be.

>> No.9149567

>>9149561
Dont forget that absolute horse shit driving they do there

>> No.9149573

Oh, I'm sorry. It's a typo. It should say "fuckin' a nerd".

>> No.9149590

>>9149573
You do realize nerd is a transferable disease, right?

>> No.9149607

>>9149590
I thought fucking was the cure for nerddom.

>> No.9149611 [DELETED] 

>>9149561

Who are you quoting? But since you are mentioning New York City you should check out the NYPD. Always hiring the best that NYC and surrounding areas has to offer!

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>>9149607
Really? I had intercourse with your mother last night and she still refers to me as a goober.

>> No.9149646

>>9149627
She thinks goober is another word for gobstopper, you see. It's a pet name, like "honey".

All of her broken teeth? Yeah, gobstoppers were her favorite candy as a girl...

>> No.9149662

>>9149646
I'll take your word for it, I don't even know what goober means. Dictionary.com told me it's a synonym for nerd.

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