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What is Genoskyo?
Why do people say go there?
Why are there only 9 pages?
Who is Zun BAr?
What is NSJ?
how do you play touhou?

>> No.9146450

Get out, then you'll know

>> No.9146460

gensokyo is where touhou is set
jpers think they go there when they die
because of nsj
zunby is seen as the papa to all tripfriends :)
nsj means new stupid janitor hes basically the idoitest janitor ever theres a rumor he is wtH or aoc
i dunno how to play tohou

>> No.9146473

>>9146460
Did you get raped by your father as a small child?

Or was it consentual?

>> No.9146477

>>9146473
no.. my dad has never done anything like that

>> No.9146484

>What is Genoskyo?
The land where the Touhous live and where Touhou games are set. It's like a different dimension.

>Why do people say go there?
This one actually means suicide, since it's the dream of a lot of /jp/ anons to die and go to Gensokyo, so it's used to mean that in this kind of context.

>Why are there only 9 pages?
Janitor woke up on a bad mood. Lots of legitimate threads lost in the proccess.

>Who is Zun BAr?
He's an old /jp/ trifag, he has been around here since the /a/ split which created /jp/ in 2008.

>What is NSJ?
It's an acronym that means New Shitty Janitor and Ned Shirly Janison. It's a forced joke by some aspies regarding our janitor.

>how do you play touhou?
I don't play Touhou anymore.

>> No.9146483

>>9146460

he has been confirmed as Snacks.

>> No.9146492

NSJ is the best janitor that /jp/ has ever had, stop shitposting you faggots.

He is way better than maido.

>> No.9146488

>>9146460
damn idoit janitors

>> No.9146493

>>9146477
I will. Your ass will be the hanging gardens of dick. I will condition you to enjoy being fucked so much you can't go a day without it, and even a few hours without cum makes you go on all fours and beg for it saying things like "I want you to fuck me and fill me with cum so badly, master". When I allow it, I'll tie your hands behind your back, lift your ass up and fill you full of cock while you writhe in pleasure and cum with my dick pressing into your prostate, the cum from your tiny dick dripping down your smooth thighs as I press your face into the floor.

>> No.9146496

>>9146483
No, he hasn't. Shut the fuck up.

>> No.9146505
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9146505

>>9146493

>> No.9146513

>>9146477
Then why did ZUNBAR say he had sex with you?

You don't have sex with your papa do you?

>> No.9146520

>>9146493

I don't even think this is copypasta...

>> No.9146522

>>9146505
I'll record your moans of pleasure as I tickle your balls and pound your ass with my war hammer

>> No.9146530

>>9146513
szunbar never siad that

>>9146522
shut up please

>> No.9146531
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9146531

>>9146488
sieg HEIL dude

>> No.9146532

>>9146520
It's not, I just wrote it. Feel free to turn it into copypasta if you want though.

>> No.9146535

>>9146532
It's nice, it gave me a boner.

>> No.9146540

>>9146530
While the cum is dripping down your thighs I'll rub my hands up them, stroking your skin and cupping the globs of creamy liquid in my hand and then get you to drink it as if it were the nectar of the gods

>> No.9146541

>>9146540
This is getting me wet.

>> No.9146542

>>9146540
SHUT UP

>> No.9146552

>>9146542
I'll only cum inside your ass after you've begged me to. Your begs and cries for cum will send me into climax, where I will force my cock deep inside you as it pours out the hot goop that you so desire inside you. I'll grab your neck firmly as you feel the heat of my ejaculation push its way inside you

>> No.9146560

I love you Fukune. From here on out I am going to protect you from being bullied. If you want to hurt my friends you have to deal with me.

>> No.9146554

>>9146552
im going to throw up

>> No.9146563

>>9146560
iceburn pls

>> No.9146566

Hold Shift for focused movement.

>> No.9146568

>>9146554
Your cries turn into whimpers as your body recovers from the pleasure, and then you turn around, go on your knees and suck and toy with my glans with your tongue, trying to arouse out a second round of pleasure perhaps, but in your mind all you want is to drink and taste the juices that stay on my cock, taste the cum that I denied you when I put it in your ass.
And while you're doing that,
>>9146560
walks in and puts his much larger member inside your ass as you close your eyes and moan, being stretched and filled by his girth and size.

>> No.9146571

*leaves thread*

>> No.9146574

>>9146566
It's "focussed" you tit. You double up consonants.

"Focused" would be like fo-koo-sd.

>> No.9146579
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9146579

>bullying

>> No.9146583

Nobody actually plays touhou

>> No.9146584

Please don't bully

>> No.9146585

>>9146568
No dude, it would have been better if you would tied him to a chair,made him watch you fuck her for so long until he stopped being against it and throwing insults at you.Eventually he will enjoy watching it and even wants to take part in it.

>> No.9146586

>>9146571
As >>9146560
bottoms out in your inviting anal cavity, he whispers into your ear "I only pretended to be your friend so I could fuck you raw" and his thrusts get more violent and hard but this only makes you hard again, your 4.5 inch penis waggling in the air, glistening with earlier cum. Instead you put your mouth around my now erect cock and suck the very last of the juices off, which makes you squirm on the hard pounding of the man who called you his friend and a leakage of seminal fluid from your cute little cock

>> No.9146596

I am going to make it my mission to have all of you banned.

>> No.9146602

>>9146585
As you see, the plot goes to that he was lying and never actually wanted to be friends. Dont'fuckwithmeormyfriends-chan will cum harder because he loves cock and lusts betrayal for it.
>>9146596
Do you want to join that badly?

>> No.9146604

I would stick up for dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ.

But that was before he revealed he thought Sudo and Shitbar were good posters and his friends.

Now he can go and get fucked for all I care.

>> No.9146610

>>9146604
> he

>> No.9146617
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9146617

>>9146531

>> No.9146616

>>9146604
Drama trivia: I live like 50 miles from this guy but I don't know exactly where he lives. It's my life's goal to find out exactly where and turn him into my cumslut.

>> No.9146615

>>9146610
Shut up, NSJ you fucking nigger faggot.

>> No.9146619

>>9146596
>>9146604
Good luck with that, mods don't give a fuck about /jp/ and AoC hates Fukune.

>> No.9146627

>>9146616
Turn who in to your cumslut?

>> No.9146626

>>9146619

When they find out that a girl was bullied they will show no mercy.

>> No.9146632

>>9146574
Fuck off redcoat.

>> No.9146638

>>9146626
They're a bunch of /v/ neckbeards. The janitor wanted Fukune permabanned simply for the fact she posted Milky Holmes images in every post. If anything, the mods are going to permaban her for being underage.

>> No.9146636

>>9146619
aoc hates me...? :(

>> No.9146637

>>9146636

Nobody hates you he is a bully don't listen to him it's not true we love you.

>> No.9146645

>>9146616
cant we just be friends

>> No.9146642

>>9146616
I've known another person who browses /jp/ for 7 years and he lives two streets away from me. We've never met in real life. One of these days...

>> No.9146646

>>9146638
>her

>> No.9146649

>>9146642
How does one browse /jp/ since 2005?

>> No.9146651

>>9146637
ily2
i love everyone on jp just not in that way

>> No.9146652

>>9146636
Apparently "avatarfagging" is a serious offense in the mind of autistic persons.

>> No.9146655

>>9146649
Very carefully.

>> No.9146656
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>>9146649
I've known him from before /jp/, you know what I meant!

>> No.9146661

>>9146652
Avatarfagging should be banned, unless it's cute and inoffensive. Most of them are egotistical shitposters.

>> No.9146663

>>9146656
I really didn't.

>> No.9146669

>>9146663
Don't pretend to be me, you prick.

>> No.9146673

>>9146669
>>9146663
Samefag.

>> No.9146681

When I was living in Connecticut during college I met up with a dude on /jp/ who went to UCONN and we went out for a beer and played pool.

/jp/ is full of cool people.

>> No.9146675
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9146675

>>9146651
Love...

>> No.9146678

>>9146673
Are you autistic?

>> No.9146679

>>9146652
well.. i stopped using reaction images :( i didnt even consider them an avatar :( just cutereactions i have saved

>> No.9146680

>>9146636
You suck my cock harder as it's with every suck that betrayal-chan pushes his massive cock past your prostate and deep into your ass. You sit there in pleasure wanting to suck the juices right out of my cock and wanting to be pounded harder. You've become friends with my dick, but my dick wants more than that. It wants to fill you.
Betrayal-chan's grunts get harder and faster as he pounds into you harder and faster, your tiny little cock slapping against your tummy, leaving cum marks on it. I take your mouth off my cock and tell you "Tell me you love us"
You say it
And I shout "SAY IT LOUDER"
And you scream that you love us, our cocks, and our cum. This tips you over the edge and you're about to cum again, your breath heavy and eyes closed as I make you moan your loves. This sends betrayal-chan into hard orgasm, and digs deep and his cock spasms inside your ass as you orgasm, waves of pleasure going through your body and coming out of your dick, coating the floor in your own brand of jism

>> No.9146688

>>9146679

You did nothing wrong. The bullies ruin everything for everyone and want us all to be miserable.

>> No.9146686

>>9146679
I liked your cute pictures, but NSJ works with the No-Fun Police.

>> No.9146687

>>9146678
Your mother's autism on my dick 24/7

>> No.9146693
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>> No.9146695

>>9146686
heres what i think
the mods hate nsj because he whines all the time
he probably begs them for bans all the time
he whines and moans but they wont listen to him most of the time
he is really dumb.. i offered him peace but he wouldn tlisten

>> No.9146697

Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a really ironic bubble, and when I'm being ironic, other people around me seem to be being serious, and when I'm being serious, it's like I'm surrounded by irony.

>> No.9146699

>>9146695

This is actually a very possible scenario. The same shitposters keep coming back and back and only people who post porn and NSFW get banned.

>> No.9146706

>>9146697
Wow man that's deep

>> No.9146707

>>9146699
hehe! mods are coold udes :)

>> No.9146710
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9146710

>>9146706
deep like your mothers vagina, turbonerd virgin

>> No.9146713

>>9146710
>>9146697
Samefag.

>> No.9146718

>Who is Zun BAr?

King of /jp/

>> No.9146723

You only get banned if you draw extreme attention to yourself.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8546383

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8933948#p8933989

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