/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If Touhou was in the real world, with no magic and shit, what jobs would the Touhoes have? I would imagine Alice as being a loner toymaker that targets the doll niche market.

[Anonymous No.]

They would all live off autism bux.

[Anonymous No.]

I would get a job to support Alice!!

[Anonymous No.]

i imagine Patchy would be a librarian~~

[Anonymous No.]

Momiji would be a park ranger, Komachi would be taxi driver, Marisa a smuggler, Murasa would either be in the navy or one of those fisher boats, Yukari would be a ruthless CEO

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu would be kinda like a monk, that lives by donations. Byakuren would be the leader of some kind of occultist group. Sakuya would be a maid, obviously. Remillia would be a noble from the United Kingdom, and Flandre would be the autistic little sister that never leaves her room. Patchouli would be a maintainer of some very famous library in some part of the world. Kaguya would be a refugee from China that lives in a hidden house on Japan.

[Anonymous No.]

Cirno would be a kindergartener.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou would make and sell coal.

[Anonymous No.]

Prostitutes. Every single one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9140718
Your mom is a prostitute

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu - Gardener
Yuyuko - Baker
Satori - One of those bullshit TV mediums/Crazy cat lady
Orin - Hearse Driver
Yuugi - Town Drunk
Suika - Town Drunk
Aya - Paparazzi
Momiji - Dog Walker
Remi - Famed Taxidermist
Flan - Sister of Famed Taxidermist
Sakuya - Meido
Patchy - The librarian that always tells you to "SHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Meiling - One of those British guard with the fluffy hats
Nazrin - Indiana Jones impersonator
Yakumo House - Yakuza
Moriya House - Old person's home
Hina - Traffic Warden
Prismrivers - Heroin Addicts
Cirno - Suffers from Down Syndrome
Mystia - Victim of Cannibalism
Letty - Actress with a cold personality
Marisa - Schoolgirl
Reimu - Suffers from autism (thinks she's a Ghostbuster)
Shikieiki - Judge Judy
Komachi - That black guy that hands papers to Judge Judy
Koishi - Kindergartener
Okuu - Cancer Patient
Parsee - Feminist Activist
Wriggle - Cave Explorer
Reisen - Playboy Bunny
Kaguya - Hikki
Eirin - Shady back-alley abortionist
Tewi - Casino Owner
Keine - Teacher
Mokou - Door to door salesman (Kaguya hates her because she bothers her hikki ways)
Nitori - IT Consultant
Medicine - Sad and lonely
Yuuka - Model
Aki Sisters - Porn Actresses
Iku - Electrician
Rumia - Iku's worst enemy

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141099
Your list is not fun.

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>>9141099

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141099
>Parsee - Feminist Activist
Nice one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141099
You are not funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141127
Explain why this isn't in english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141170
I pulled it off Danbooru instead of extracting it from the zip I downloaded.

[Anonymous No.]

Cult Figurehead

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141149
No one cares what you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141121
>>9141149
butthurt samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141195
You cared, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141202
>get told
>butthurt ensues
>screams samefag

lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>9141220
That's not even me.

I'm sorry if I offended you.

[Anonymous No.]

Yoshika > mortician
Rinnousuke > pawn shop owner

[Anonymous No.]

If this doesn't go through the butthurt faggot is a mod.

[Anonymous No.]

Alice would be a weapons manufacturer and PMC, like Umbrella Corporation or Armacham

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Alice would be a butler, who serves the HellSHINKI organization.