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I want to reproduce with a touhou.
something about them being non-human humanoids appeals to me.
but i am worried about the offspring.
is it even possible for a human and a youkai to breed?
how would the offspring turn out? more human traits than animal? won't i have moe neko-mimi'd daughters?

>> No.9137204

Like Rinnosuke

>> No.9137208

Yes.

>> No.9137213

which one would you reproduce with

>> No.9137215
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9137215

EOOOOARGHHHHHHH!!!!

>> No.9137227
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>>9137213
maybe aya, or chen, or pretty much any of them really... they really are sexy little things

>> No.9137251

Are we talking rape or marriage or what? Are you sticking around with the mother?
These things are important.

>> No.9137252

>but i am worried about the offspring.

OP confirmed for insane

>> No.9137262

>>9137251
>>9137252
believe it or not /jp/, some people actually want to have kids, and not all babies are results of mistakes

>> No.9137270
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Could their tiny little bodies even handle pregnancy?

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>>9137262
Touhou's don't exist pal, you can't marry them, you can't kiss, cuddle, bathe or copulate with them.

Sure they're fun to masturbate over, but that's the end of the line.

>> No.9137275

>>9137270
not all of them are lolis

>> No.9137281

>>9137273
>Touhou's don't exist
gtfo
take that back
show some respect to those who have gone thru the portal to gensoukyo and those who have goals to work toward.

>> No.9137285

>>9137281
The people who have gone to Gensokyo don't need or want our respect.

>> No.9137286

Kourin and Sanae.

>> No.9137287

>>9137281
You mean the people who have killed them self for no reason. Since the place they wish to go isn't real?

>> No.9137293
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>>9137281
No! I won't take it back!

>> No.9137304

>>9137287
It's not so much to go there as to leave here.

>> No.9137302

for example, humans have long gestation periods while animals have short ones.

would a half human fetus even have the time to mature enough before being prematurely born?

and that is assuming that the rna can even mix

>> No.9137303

atleast im not the only one who has thought this before

>> No.9137308

>>9137262
I believe you.
But you're not answering the question.

>> No.9137313

>>9137310
...good point
but the teen ones are fine too

>> No.9137310

>>9137275
Yes but who cares about the ones that aren't

>> No.9137325

It's possible.
Don't worry about the details; it'll work out. Youkai are magical creatures, after all.

>> No.9137332

>>9137329
So?

>> No.9137329

>>9137325
>Youkai are magical creatures
and humans are not

>> No.9137339

which touhou would feel the nicest to cum inside?

>> No.9137349

>>9137343
>one
>implying only 1

>> No.9137351
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9137351

Just do it, OP, it will be fine.

>> No.9137342

>>9137332
so that means failure is still a big possibilit

>> No.9137343

>>9137339
The one you love.

>> No.9137355

>>9137342
No more possible than it is with another human.
Besides, you need to have more faith.

>> No.9137356

>>9137351
says teh guy posting the touhou with the cancer giving radioactive vagina

>> No.9137366

>>9137195
This threads is sad.
You people really do believe you can have sex with these imaginary characters don't you? O boy the realization is going to hurt you so bad.

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>>9137195

>> No.9137370

Where do touhou babies come from? Imagine a 2hus Babies spinoff. It'll make millions.

>> No.9137379

>>9137370
>Where do touhou babies come from?
ZUN

>> No.9137385

>>9137366
they are real and i got the pics to prove it.

>> No.9137391

>>9137387
used goods

>> No.9137387

>>9137356
The IAEA has been in there and given it the ok

>> No.9137386

>>9137379
he has sex with all the 2hu babes!?!?

>> No.9137399
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9137399

so would our offspring have wings?

and what about life-span?

humans live short compared to youkai and vampires

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WICH 2HU WULD FUQ?

>> No.9137423
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9137423

>>9137418
>>9137418

>> No.9137431

>>9137399
Wings? Probably. Maybe. Who knows? Eirin does.

Life span is also a toss-up. I would say somewhere between human and youkai. Your kid will still be outliving pure humans by a lot.

>> No.9137432

>>9137399
Refer to the vampire manual for Remilia

>> No.9137433

>>9137423
Noooo! Tewi's a cute, pure rabbaby

>> No.9137435

>>9137423
Give Reisen back her clothes, Tewi. She needs those.

>> No.9139049

>>9137435
implying reisen needs clothing

>> No.9139072

>>9137433
>pure
thats not what my doujin folder says...

>> No.9139074

>>9137391
Okuu being pure is a biological fact. Deal with it nerd.

>> No.9139082

>>9139074
so allowing entry for the IAEA team is somehow different than allowing entry for some random guy?

>> No.9139184

>>9137399
last i heard vampires can't breed, at least vampire females.

anyway, what about gods? i want shinki.

>> No.9139226

>>9139184
they can't?
where does it say this

>> No.9139259

>>9139226
undead

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9139276

>>9137435

>> No.9139278
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9139278

Why exactly would a youkai in Gensokyo, most of which are almost unnaturally beautiful, risk tainting her genes with your homo neckbeard genes?

These are creatures who, at least in the form you want them, make human supermodels look bad.

Even besides aesthetics, if we're talking about the extremely intelligent youkai, why would they want to have offspring with someone of our intelligence level? To Yukari, for instance, you would be a retard, no matter how 'clever' you might be from a human perspective.

Just saying.

>> No.9139281

>>9139278
>homo neckbeard genes
>implying

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>>9139278

Oh and besides this, what makes you think youkai would even want to breed? For a start, most of them don't need to, at least any time soon, given that they have incredibly long lifespans. There is no need for anyone to take over their legacy, because they'll be around to indefinitely continue it themselves anyway. And that's to say nothing of e.g. Kaguya, who has absolutely no need to reproduce however you look at it.

See what happens when you project your lowly human wishes onto Gensokyo...

>> No.9139316
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>>9139307
i'd a kaguya

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>>9139278
ID FUQ FAIRIES THEN.
CIRNO CMERE BEBE.

>> No.9139321

>>9139278
regular humans are all afraid of them, and most of the other unnamed youkais are beasts and monsters that make a regular neckbeard look like mister universum.

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>>9139319
is Chiruno even of breeding age?

>> No.9139326

>>9139325
she's at least over 50, but being a fairy she looks younger than she really is

>> No.9139329

>>9139326
but in human years taht is about 8 or 9 years old

>> No.9139331

>>9139326
At least 60.

>> No.9139336

>>9139329
faeries don't age like humans, so whether she's 9, 60 or 1000 she'll still look the same.

but canon wise she's at least 60 like >>9139331 says.

she could be your grandma.

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>>9139326
>child in youkai terms
no way is she able to reproduce.
i doubt she even gets a period

>> No.9139346

>>9139339
who the hell would want kids with a fairy anyhow

>> No.9139353

>>9139278
>To Yukari, for instance, you would be a retard, no matter how 'clever' you might be from a human perspective.

>if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

I'm sure there are ways in which Yukari is quite dumb.

>>9139259
UNdead. Not dead.

I don't remember anything saying vampires can't have children either. It's not like they're rotting or anything. I'd assume after 500 years they'd have hit menopause though, so Remilia is probably sterile anyway, even if she wasn't eternally prepubescent.

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9139358

what about humans who have become youkai?

would there be any genetic issues there?

>> No.9139359

>>9139339
I thought fairies were parts of nature spawned from nature. How can they have any age? They're immortal anyway.

>> No.9139360

holy shit you guys are autistic

>> No.9139367

>>9139360
>says someone posting on /jp/

>> No.9139368

>>9139346
ME, CAUSE WEN WE MAKE LEGIONS OF BABIS WE MAKE THE GLOBAL WARMING STOP WID DA POWER OF CHILL THEN EVERYONE WILL ADMIRE ME AND MAH FAIRY WAIFU THEN WE TAKE OVER AMERICA AND WE CAUSE HOLOKAUST V2.

>> No.9139373

>>9139368
i think fairy wars showed what how idea would turn out

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9139451

I want her AS my kid

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